Tomorrow is the last day of the fall semester

[OlegL]

Tomorrow I'll be taking final exams and I haven't studied for them at all. On one hand, I have this fear that I will be permanently dismissed from the college, but on the other hand, I don't care about anything at all. Damn, I so wanna fuck!
...I am sorry that I keep repeating the same stuff over and over, but I can't fight myself...

EDIT: Oops, I meant to say that tomorrow is the last day of the spring semester, not fall semester.

[Snee]

Ok. Now go away again.

[Quarterquack]

...I am sorry that I keep repeating the same stuff over and over, but I can't fight myself...

I have a friend who just dropped out of college.

It was the fact that he couldn't write his exams even because he was home attending to his cancer-ridden father.

What's your excuse again?

[megabyteme]

Of course, Cancer was the name of his father's boyfriend. :idunno:

[megabyteme]

BTW Oleg, getting kicked out of college greatly reduces your chances of ever getting laid.

[anon]

Tomorrow I'll be taking final exams and I haven't studied for them at all. On one hand, I have this fear that I will be permanently dismissed from the college

I searched YouTube for a clip of the school principal in "The Chorus" and his famous quote "action, reaction", but couldn't find any. :(

[dion09529]

Don't give up!

[TheFoX]

Don't give up!

Why? Once a failure, always a failure. Anyway, why encourage him to do something obviously outside his comfort zone?

[Hole69]

My last weeks at university (such a waste) I split a giant feast from KFC with a friend, then took a big dump at the end of class and smeared my warm rich shit all over a bathroom, laughing maniacally as I did so. Oh, it was glorious. GLORIOUS I TELL YOU.

Nearly as glorious as running drunk all over the nearby street pissing on random letterboxes.

Not nearly as glorious as clutching a knife and stalking people.

*drools*

[anon]

Great to see you back. :)

[TheFoX]

My last weeks at university (such a waste) I split a giant feast from KFC with a friend, then took a big dump at the end of class and smeared my warm rich shit all over a bathroom, laughing maniacally as I did so. Oh, it was glorious. GLORIOUS I TELL YOU.

Nearly as glorious as running drunk all over the nearby street pissing on random letterboxes.

Not nearly as glorious as clutching a knife and stalking people.

*drools*

Ahh. Don't you just love the education system and the next generation of leaders it is producing.

[OlegL]

I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...

[IdolEyes787]

I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...

You can't fail a class but if it were possible I'm sure you'd be the one to do it.

[DngrMs]

I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...

You're going to fail English as well I'm afraid. It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".

[megabyteme]

With a bleak future ahead of him, it's time to check into the availability of a Meth class...

A discrete one.

[IdolEyes787]

With a bleak future ahead of him, it's time to check into the availability of a Meth class...

A discrete one.

Male prostitute Incredibly unsuccessful male prostitute and so two birds are killed with one stone.
Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.

[anon]

Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.

Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.

[megabyteme]

Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.

Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.

Would Pilates cable repairman be too much of a niche?

[TheFoX]

Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.

Would Pilates cable repairman be too much of a niche?


Or a Piles Arse Ole Repair Man (although you could ardly describe OlegL as a Man; More of a Boy, or an Embryo).

[OlegL]

It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".

What?

[TheFoX]

It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".

What?

You are so easily confused. No wonder the human race seems such an adventure. It would be like getting your pet gerbil signed up to a Higher Maths Course. Way beyond its intellectual comfort zone.


You might have been better off signing up for a 'Meths' class.


So, if you are a rodent, what species of rodent would you be?

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodent

[anon]

Would Pilates cable repairman be too much of a niche?

That's a weird fetish, MBM... :shifty:

[OlegL]

TheFox, I asked a serious question, so I expect a serious answer. So, DngrMs, I don't think I understood what you said. You said, "It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class". What do you mean by that?

[OlegL]

I just found out that I had also failed the other class. It looks like my overall GPA is below 2.0 now (I have two Fs, one A, and one C), which means I will be permanently dismissed from the college...

[TheFoX]

TheFox, I asked a serious question...

Only by your own low standards. By the standards of the rest of humanity, you asked a stupid question.


Now, I have a serious question. If you are from the planet Mong, what are you doing living on the planet Earth?

[megabyteme]

I just found out that I had also failed the other class. It looks like my overall GPA is below 2.0 now (I have two Fs, one A, and one C), which means I will be permanently dismissed from the college...

That's EXPELLED. Just like a turd.

[OlegL]

Dude, I simply I didn't understand what DngrMs said. Do you always understand what other people say? If you do, then I understand why you think my question was stupid. Okay, I am stupid, but I still don't get the meaning of the sentence

It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".

Could you please explain to me what he meant?

[IdolEyes787]

I just found out that I had also failed the other class. It looks like my overall GPA is below 2.0 now (I have two Fs, one A, and one C), which means I will be permanently dismissed from the college...

I still believe that you're likely a wackjob troll but on the slight chance that you're not please ignore the negative comments as only cretins delight in another person's failure.

Initially I was going to write "misfortune" but the fault, dear OlegL, is not in our stars,but in ourselves.

That's a quote from Star Trek or possibly Star Wars or maybe Battlestar Galactica.

No sorry it was Dancing with the Stars.Something the casting director said after Kirstie Alley ate her partner.

[IdolEyes787]

Dude, I simply I didn't understand what DngrMs said. Do you always understand what other people say? If you do, then I understand why you think my question was stupid. Okay, I am stupid, but I still don't get the meaning of the sentence

It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".

Could you please explain to me what he meant?

Really you don't get it? Christ it's as simple as 2+2.
No wait that was very insensitive of me considering you can't do the maths .:mellow:

[megabyteme]

Really you don't get it? Christ it's as simple as 2+2.
No wait that was very insensitive of me considering you can't do the maths .:mellow:

That's discrete maths. It's when you slip someone a note that politely says, "Hey, buddy...what's 2+2?"

[IdolEyes787]

That's discrete maths. It's when you slip someone a note that politely says, "Hey, buddy...what's 2+2?"

I thought it had something to do with Greece. "Hey, buddy... what's up with dis Crete math?"

[OlegL]

Holy fucking shit!!!!! What the fuck is wrong with all of you?!!
Really, I am losing fucking patience with all of you.
IdolEyes, you are nice, and I really do like you, but I don't get you sometimes. Let me explain something to you. I have always been straightforward with you. I honestly told you about everything that was happening in my life. I don't lie about things, so I am not a troll in that sense of the word. However, I might be a troll in some other sense of the word.
Now, about DngrMs... How many fucking times do I have to tell you that I didn't understand what he said? What the fuck does "It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class" mean?

[anon]

Anyone remembers that Futurama episode where Bender runs a dating service advertised as "Discrete and Discreet"?

[IdolEyes787]

IdolEyes, you are nice, and I really do like you, but I don't get you sometimes. Think of me as one of those famous dead comedians whose names I've already forgotten only slightly less dead and a whole lot less funny.

Btw word things to the contrary I regard you as my one true friend here and basically the rest of those little sissy cunts can take their alleged wit and proper punctuation and seriously go fuck themselves.

Especially TheFox and it truly saddens me that dueling has been outlawed* since some time in the past or else he would properly feel the righteous wrath of my righteous wrath.

If you don't understand what I just said then we have at least one thing in common**.


*
Canada Duelling is illegal in Canada, pursuant to section 71 of the Criminal Code of Canada which states:

Everyone who:
(a) challenges or attempts by any means to provoke another person to fight a duel, (b) attempts to provoke a person to challenge another person to fight a duel, or (c) accepts a challenge to fight a duel, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years.

Only in Canada would someone think that threatening a person with a two year jail term over something they are presumably willing to die over makes any sense.:mellow:

**Other than both having been in your mom's vagina.

[IdolEyes787]

Anyone remembers that Futurama episode where Bender runs a dating service advertised as "Discrete and Discreet"?
No, you little sissy cunt.

[anon]

Btw word things to the contrary I regard you as my one true friend here

I was your brah, sellout. Just because the site crashed it doesn't mean you can disregard that :snooty:

[OlegL]

DngrMs, I didn't understand this sentence:


"It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class"

Please explain to me the meaning of this sentence.

[megabyteme]

DngrMs, I didn't understand this sentence:


"It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class"

Please explain to me the meaning of this sentence.

He means you are a retard and a failure at maths.

[megabyteme]

If you don't understand what I just said then we have at least one thing in common**.
**Other than both having been in your mom's vagina this week.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jiaU0xbOKs

[OlegL]

DngrMs, I didn't understand this sentence:



Please explain to me the meaning of this sentence.

He means you are a retard and a failure at maths.

I said this:


I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...

He wrote this response:


You're going to fail English as well I'm afraid. It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".

I understood the first part of his response ("You're going to fail English as well I'm afraid"). I didn't understand the second part ("It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class"). What I keep asking all of you is to explain to me the second part of his response.

[chalice]

Oh for fuck sake. Better put him out of his misery before he takes an aspie aneurysm.

The word is mathematics, not mathematic. Therefore the abbreviated version should be maths, not math. He was basically calling Americans in general, and you yourself in particular, stupid, innit.

I'm all about spoiling peoples' fun these days. :smilie4:

[OlegL]

According to wikipedia, Math or maths is used colloquially to refer to mathematics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics). DngrMs, you are wrong if you think the word "math" doesn't exist in English.

[IdolEyes787]

Btw word things to the contrary I regard you as my one true friend here

I was your brah, sellout. Just because the site crashed it doesn't mean you can disregard that :snooty:

It was all a ruse to aid in my attempt to curry OlegL's favour which in turn is but a small part of a larger,incredibly intricate plan which ends in my cornering the global market on lazy spastic math failures.But I've already said too much bwahahaha.
Anyway you probably should have seen this coming as my username is an anagram which when rearranged reveals my true identity of James Moriarty.

It's a really tricky anagram so don't feel bad if you can't see it.

[IdolEyes787]

According to wikipedia, Math or maths is used colloquially to refer to mathematics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics). DngrMs, you are wrong if you think the word "math" doesn't exist in English.

I just edited/added a part to that Wikipedia page where it now says that Maths also colloquially refers to Johnny Mathis.:mellow:

[anon]

It was all a ruse to aid in my attempt to curry OlegL's favour which in turn is but a small part of a larger,incredibly intricate plan which ends in my cornering the global market on lazy spastic math failures.

Your plan is either really stupid or absolutely brilliant.

[IdolEyes787]

It's brilliant in it's stupidity,pawn.

[megabyteme]

It's brilliant in it's stupidity,pawn.

Yes, who could have predicted Oleg flunking out? Odds were greatly in favor of secksual harassment... :no:

[OlegL]

There is still something I can do. I can make an appeal for retroactive withdrawal from the courses that I failed. If my appeal is not denied, I'll be able to prevent being dismissed from the college. If it's denied, then it's bye bye Kansas... I also have to think about the fact that I won't be able to receive federal or state grants anymore even if they don't dismiss me. I'll be forced to take out loans... This situation is so fucked up and I am a fucking loser. I've always been a loser...
Every day I wake up and ask myself why I am different and not like everybody else. There is no answer to this question... Oh God, why did you bring me into this world? Dear God, please answer me...

[OlegL]

DngrMs, take a look at this article: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/30/education/reading-gains-lag-improvements-in-math.html . Hopefully, reading this article will convince you that the word "math" exists in English.

[chalice]

DngrMs, take a look at this article: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/30/education/reading-gains-lag-improvements-in-math.html . Hopefully, reading this article will convince you that the word "math" exists in English.

He was drawing a distinction between European and American English, you dopey mong-a-long. It bemuses me that your misfiring synapses get so fixated on something so comparatively tame when all the other insults (you are the butt of all jokes in this lounge, after all) breeze past you like a gentle zephyr.

He fucking knows it exists in the language, twat.

[OlegL]

Oh, I see. Well, in that case, you should have more respect for American English, DngrMs. I believe it's more popular than any other form of English.

[chalice]

Yeah, we should have more respect for that paedophile Michael Jackson too. He was the most popular of all the Jacksons.

[OlegL]

I have no respect for Michael Jackson.

[chalice]

You love him, you freako.

[OlegL]

He's a fucking child molester; I am sure that any person who has some form of decency left in him despises Michael.

[megabyteme]

It was Macaulay Culkin's fault. Did you see how he was dressed? :no:

[chalice]

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[IdolEyes787]

It was Macaulay Culkin's fault. Did you see how he was dressed? :no:

Certainly explains a lot though.

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Still there's a lot to be said for being a molested as a child,drug addicted,skeletal ex-child star.:mellow:

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[chalice]

Tabloid genius.


Addicted to heroin & prescription meds, Macaulay Culkin has


SIX MONTHS TO LIVE

-fear pals

[IdolEyes787]

So they were being entirely truthful excepting for the fact that by "pals" they meant people who have had little to no actual contact with him.

[IdolEyes787]

Addicted to weed and booze chalice is going to die

eventually

[chalice]

News just in from the cunt...

Something had to give. As of Monday last, owing to a particularly vindictive onset of the bad brain aids, I have consumed no alcohol, marijuana or tobacco. I've invested in nicotine patches, an electronic cigarette and a sturdy pair of walking shoes. I've been dragging my eight year old out on unprecedented and rigorous hikes, eating strange fruit and vegetables, and staring blankly into the middle distance in something akin to meditation.

I've just this morning attended an eye exam to ensure that I have the correct visual prosthetic for the ten driving lessons I block booked just yesterday. I've shaved off my beard, just ten minutes ago, as it happens. Sleep has been difficult, but the clarity of mind I'm achieving thus far is encouraging and almost pleasurable. I almost think I might make it.

True story.

[chalice]

Disclaimer: When I say 'strange fruit', I do not mean recently lynched black people or Olegl.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_exvKnrK6g

[megabyteme]

I've been dragging my eight year old out on unprecedented and rigorous hikes

I hear that cheers Macky up, too. :idunno:

[chalice]

Yeah, but in his case it's eight year olds, as opposed to one eight year old.

[TheFoX]

...you should have more respect for American English...


If the Americans had MORE RESPECT for OUR language, they wouldn't have fucking changed it in the first place. The simple fact that 'maths' has been changed to 'math' in the US is proof that we should have issued a license for those pesky Yanks to use our language.

Besides, the fact that more people speak English, excepting Chinese, is testament of how popular our language is. After all, not many Yanks speak French, German, Spanish or Dutch as a primary language (well, maybe Spanish and a little French).

[IdolEyes787]

Am I close?




I've invested in..... and a sturdy pair of walking shoes.

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[IdolEyes787]

Besides, the fact that more people speak English, excepting Chinese, is testament of how popular our language is.

And it totally doesn't have anything to do with conquering the most territory either.

What's that saying I'm trying to remember? "The sun never sets on the Finnish Empire".

Fucking warmongering Finns.

[TheFoX]

And it totally doesn't have anything to do with conquering the most territory either.

You're so right, as usual. You are very perceptive, aren't you.

People feel honoured to speak English. Thousands of Vietnamese wanted to speak English, and smoke Camel cigarettes. The pinnacle of their life will be if they can live the American Dream, which is to own a big house, drive a large car, smoke Camel cigarettes, and have a buxom blonde movie star on their arm. Sadly, hardly any succeed in achieving this dream, instead working in fast food restaurants and being targeted by pro white cops who see anyone who isn't pure white as being a terrorist suspect.

Millions of women have to have their breasts removed, but only Angelina Jolie gets the opportunity to brag about it.

[IdolEyes787]

And it totally doesn't have anything to do with conquering the most territory either.

You're so right, as usual. You are very perceptive, aren't you.



That should have been punctuated with a question mark ,so yes.

I've also noticed that you have no sense of humour which Goddamn my overly developed sense of perception,I wish I could ignore.:(

[Quarterquack]

Millions of women have to have their breasts removed, but only Angelina Jolie gets the opportunity to brag about it.

Fuck you.

[DngrMs]

It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".

What?

:)

I'm desperately sorry I missed this thread now, it was a bit of a 'fire and forget' because I assumed the OP couldn't read. You all handled it so eloquently though, I'm impressed.

Some of the highlights for me:


DngrMs, take a look at this article: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/30/education/reading-gains-lag-improvements-in-math.html . Hopefully, reading this article will convince you that the word "math" exists in English.

The "New York" Times. Very authoritative source on proper English that is, yes.


Oh, I see. Well, in that case, you should have more respect for American English, DngrMs. I believe it's more popular than any other form of English.

American spelling is an unnecessary bastardisation of English brought about by lazy, uneducated, ignorant writing; what exists to respect in that?


Oh for fuck sake. Better put him out of his misery before he takes an aspie aneurysm.

The word is mathematics, not mathematic. Therefore the abbreviated version should be maths, not math. He was basically calling Americans in general, and you yourself in particular, stupid, innit.

I'm all about spoiling peoples' fun these days. :smilie4:

And you were all so patient with him... :D


He was drawing a distinction between European and American English, you dopey mong-a-long. It bemuses me that your misfiring synapses get so fixated on something so comparatively tame when all the other insults (you are the butt of all jokes in this lounge, after all) breeze past you like a gentle zephyr.

He fucking knows it exists in the language, twat.

More from the Golden Chalice.


If the Americans had MORE RESPECT for OUR language, they wouldn't have fucking changed it in the first place. The simple fact that 'maths' has been changed to 'math' in the US is proof that we should have issued a license for those pesky Yanks to use our language.

Besides, the fact that more people speak English, excepting Chinese, is testament of how popular our language is. After all, not many Yanks speak French, German, Spanish or Dutch as a primary language (well, maybe Spanish and a little French).

That pretty much says it all.

Ignorance, awareness, defensiveness and defeat. Poetic.

[OlegL]

Today I submitted all the documents pertaining to my appeal request. Let's hope they won't deny my petition for retroactive withdrawal or else I am fucked.

[megabyteme]

Today I submitted all the documents pertaining to my appeal request. Let's hope they won't deny my petition for retroactive withdrawal or else I am fucked.

Seems you can concentrate on petition paperwork...

[IdolEyes787]

Today I submitted all the documents pertaining to my appeal request. Let's hope they won't deny my petition for retroactive withdrawal or else I am fucked.

Seems you can concentrate on petition paperwork...

I got that too.:mellow:
If OlgeL would put in half the effort on his schoolwork as he does trying to extract himself from the trouble caused by not studying then he'd probably be the smartest spastic on the planet.

[megabyteme]

smartest spastic on the planet.

:lol: Perhaps Ars can work up an award for Oleg with his mad nerd skillz.

[OlegL]

If they accept my petition, I will study hard in the fall.

[IdolEyes787]

..... I will study hard in the fall.

Ironically OlegL copy/pasted this from June 2012.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

If they accept my petition, I will study hard in the fall.

No matter how hard you study, you just can't turn a ho into a housewife.

[OlegL]

..... I will study hard in the fall.

Ironically OlegL copy/pasted this from June 2012.

Well, I did pass the courses I was taking in the fall of 2012.

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93yYH39a1WI