this or that

[WarrenBuffet]

real simple, I say 2 words and u pick one, then you say to words to be comapred

I'll start off

America or Europe

[thebazzla]

fishnets
chopsticks or chop suey?

[bigboab]

chopsticks

custard or jelly?

[thebazzla]

custard
gas or electric?

[Startear]

gas
fire or ice?

[bigboab]

ice

gas or solid fuel?

[thebazzla]

gas
Microwavable food or McDonald's?

[bigboab]

Microwaveable food

Grass or chips?

[Startear]

Chips

Coffee or tobacco?

[anigav]

Coffee

Hot or Cold?

[RulzM]

Hot
Cola or Pepsi?

[Startear]

Pepsi

Quit or Try?

[thebazzla]

Try
Dexter or the wire?

[bigboab]

The Wire


patio or lawn?

[anon]

Patio.

Day or night?

[pootystomp]

Night

Juicy or Dry?

[Stehle]

Juicy

Top or Bottom?

[Vestibule]

Top

Red wine or white wine?

[Stehle]

Red

Fish or Fowl?

[bigboab]

fish


house or bungalow?

[Stehle]

house

wood or brick?

[Darth Sushi]

brick

Mercedes-Benz or BMW?

[Stehle]

BMW

Silver or Black?

[bigboab]

black


Large American saloon or 'where is the rest of your car, Toots?

[Stehle]

Large American saloon

Beck's or Heineken?

[bigboab]

Heineken


sober or drunk?

[Stehle]

sober

Gray Goose or Belvedere ?

[Darth Sushi]

Belvedere

Ferrari or Lamborghini?

[Stehle]

Lamborghini

Suzuki or Harley Davidson?

[Darth Sushi]

Harley (I'm too old to be riding rice burners)

burger with fries or fish and chips?

[bigboab]

fish and chips


tap(faucet) water or bottled water?

[Darth Sushi]

tap (less plastic residue)

Pizza or Spaghetti?

[bigboab]

Pizza

bicycle or moped?

[Stehle]

bicycle

paper or plastic?

[bigboab]

paper



birds or bees?

[Darth Sushi]

bees

Roger Moore or Sean Connery?

[bigboab]

sean connery, roger is too highbrow for me.



War of the worlds, old or new version?

[Darth Sushi]

Old or classic (But the 3-legged monster in the new version is a more accurate adaptation from the book)

Blonde or Brunette?

[bigboab]

blond


tall or medium?

[Stehle]

tall

easy or hard?

[bigboab]

easy



emulsion or gloss?

[Darth Sushi]

gloss

Oreos or Chips Ahoy?

[bigboab]

oreos


fat or thin?

[Stehle]

thin

rain or snow?

[pootystomp]

Rain

Beef or pork?

[doop]

Beef


Motorway or scenic route?

[Darth Sushi]

scenic Motorway


Coffee or tea?

[pootystomp]

COFFEE

Diarrhea or constipation?

[bigboab]

constipation (makes less of a mess.):rolleyes:



hospital or clinic?

[Darth Sushi]

clinic

Star Wars or Star Trek?

[JBEN]

Alchohol or Wine.

[pootystomp]

Alchohol or Wine.

Hey fucktard, why do you insist on fucking things up.

Star Wars

Jack Daniels or Jim Beam

[Darth Sushi]

Jim Beam


Crossword puzzles or Sudoku?

[ziggyjuarez]

Hard
2pac biggie

[Stehle]

crossword puzzles

Monopoly or Angry Birds?

[Darth Sushi]

Angry Birds



Checkers or chess?

[bigboab]

chess


snooker or pool?

[Darth Sushi]

pool (because I don't understand snooker)



DVD or Blu-Ray

[bigboab]

blu-ray


wired or Bluetooth speakers?

[Darth Sushi]

Wired


Money or fame?

[bigboab]

money



shower or bath?

[Darth Sushi]

shower


Wine or beer?

[bigboab]

beer



water or land sports?

[Vestibule]

Land

Dog or cat person

[bigboab]

cat


garden or pebbles and concrete?

[Stehle]

garden

watered or fertilized?

[Darth Sushi]

watered


Mexican or Italian Food?

[bigboab]

Italian



microwave or conventional oven?

[dion09529]

microwave


RedTube or xVideo?

[bigboab]

I don't watch porn. No use watching motor racing if you cant drive.


Athletics or gymnastics?

[Stehle]

gymnastics

elliptical machine or treadmill?

[bigboab]

treadmill



muscular or athletic?

[Stehle]

athletic

diet or exercise?

[bigboab]

diet


car or motorcycle?

[dion09529]

car

Big butt or small butt ?

[bigboab]

small

swimming or running?

[coherent]

Running

Water or Partner

[Darth Sushi]

water


Hamburgers or Hotdogs?

[bigboab]

hot dogs


canoeing or rafting?

[Darth Sushi]

canoeing


PC or Mac?

[bigboab]

pc


car or motorcycle?

[Stehle]

motorcycle (for fun)

Suzuki or Harley Davidson?

[Darth Sushi]

Harley

James Bond or Jason Bourne?

[Stehle]

Bourne

Targaryan or Stark?

[Darth Sushi]

Targaryan (hot chick with dragons!)


iOS or Android?

[bigboab]

Android



white or red meat?

[Stehle]

White (Especially deep sea scallops or crab legs,)


Tanqueray or Jack Daniels?

[bigboab]

Tanqueray

sky diving or mountain climbing?

[Stehle]

sky diving (Haven't tried that one yet!)

Helicopters or Airplanes?

[bigboab]

airplanes


snow or water skiing?

[Stehle]

snow skiing (I dig better than swim anymore.)


tobacco products or electronic nicotine liquids?

[bigboab]

I don't have a preference


Whiskey or whisky?

[Stehle]

Whiskey

Dogs or Cats?

[bigboab]

cats


paint or paper?(home décor)

[Stehle]

paint

Area rugs or Carpet? (wall to wall)

[bigboab]

Carpet


bungalow or high rise?

[Stehle]

bungalow

country or city?

[bigboab]

city

Italy or France?

[Stehle]

Italy

North Pole or South Pole?

[bigboab]

South pole.


tea or coffee?

[Stehle]

coffee (espresso)

black or sweetened?

[bigboab]

black

cricket or baseball?

[Stehle]

baseball

Football or Rugby?

[bigboab]

football

wine or spirits?

[Stehle]

spirits

rifle or pistol?

[bigboab]

rifle, pistols are pot luck unless you are in close proximity.

road or rail travel on long distances?

[Stehle]

road (Case in point... been to New York lately?) :ermm:

Highway or Scenic Back Roads?

[bigboab]

scenic back roads. providing everyone else takes the highway.

zoo or wildlife park?

[Stehle]

wildlife park (more natural surrounding & protected... but in a perfect world neither)

mammals or piscine?

[bigboab]

piscine

butcher shop or supermarket?

[Stehle]

supermarket (last butcher shop they had here was back in the '90's)

Tenderloin Butt or Filet Mignon?

[bigboab]

Filet Mignon (trouble with supermarket meat is that it is fresh. It should be hung for about ten days)

cat or dog?

[Stehle]

cat(s) (Prefer White German Shepherds... but the last I had haunts me to this day, couldn't deal with the pain... but, good times there.) :)

canine leashes or very well behaved? (canine freedom)

[bigboab]

leashes


Christmas or Hogmanay?

[Stehle]

Both (but not at the same time)

twittle-dee or twittle-dum?



(Damn it man, I just arrived here!) :alien:

[bigboab]

Should it be tweedle dee or tweedle dum?

[Stehle]

Should it be tweedle dee or tweedle dum?

yes, my bad... I mistyped, please excuse my accidental faux pas, please continue now. :)

[bigboab]

Tweedle-Dee


city or countryside/seaside holiday?

[Stehle]

countryside/seaside holiday

beach or forest?

[bigboab]

forest (less the midges)

Jaguar or Mercedes?

[Stehle]

Mercedes (In my experience Jags, though flashy; are not as dependable and more costly to repair.)

Mustang or Corvette?

[bigboab]

corvette(The little red one with the blonde in it)


North Korea or Iran?

[rachem]

North Korea

Low & Slow BBQ or Hot & Fast BBQ ?

[bigboab]

low & slow


2 door or four door car?

[Stehle]

4 door (with family, 2 door for sport)

Goodyear or Dunlop?

[bigboab]

Dunlop



snakes or spiders?

[Stehle]

snakes (make for better aim)

frogs or turtles?

[bigboab]

Turtles, you can eat them, unless you are French, then you can eat both.


Would you ever be a witness against a gangster?

[megabyteme]

I try to never look at black people. :no:

Stop or go fast on yellow light?

[Stehle]

slow then stop (be safe!)

Speed limit or over the speed limit?

[bigboab]

speed limit(the other costs too much)


magazines or a book?

[Stehle]

book (audio books now... it's me eye troubles)

Fiction or Non-Fiction?

[bigboab]

Non Fiction.

Bose or Bang and Olufsen?

[megabyteme]

Bowers & Wilkins (I was fortunate enough to build a theater room around their 802 Matrix s3 during better times/before the kids came).

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Music or movies?

[bigboab]

music


caravan or camping van?

[Stehle]

Neither (Like Tents or sleeping under stars... actually sometimes between them.*)

Sleeping Bag or Blankets?


*Only if it's cold though, which Space is most of the time.... besides "Sandra" sez so!) :alien:

[bigboab]

blankets (you cant run in a sleeping bag.)

canned or draft beer?

[Stehle]

draft (if I'm in a comfortable pub... otherwise bottled only "Beck's" being my preference.) :yup:

Imported Beer or Domestic Beer?

[bigboab]

imported beer (more quality, less profit)


Snooker or pool?

[Stehle]

pool (9 Ball... or as I called it as my major in college ... "Spherical Physics" )


backgammon or chess?

[bigboab]

chess


education or stimulation?

[Stehle]

stimulation (...but both are actually the same in many ways, are they not?)

skill or luck?

[bigboab]

skill


lawn tennis or table tennis?

[Stehle]

table tennis

shooting golf or shooting skeet?

[bigboab]

golf


running or cycling?

[Stehle]

cycling

Motor or pedal?

[bigboab]

motor cycle


hobby horse or penny farthing? (brings back memories:lol:)

[Stehle]

hobby horse

freezing or melting?

[bigboab]

freezing


hill walking or mountaineering?

[Stehle]

Hill Walking (my mountaineering days are over) :unsure:

leisurely or strenuous?

[bigboab]

leisurely


helicopter or light aircraft?

[Stehle]

helicopter (...yet with all the disasters lately...)

remote or hands on?

[bigboab]

hands on ( I need to be in control:whistling)

water or land based sport?

[Stehle]

land based (unless I'm fishing from a boat)

baitcaster or spinning reel?

[bigboab]

spinning reel


salmon or trout?

[Stehle]

trout

freshwater or saltwater?

[bigboab]

salt


biro or fountain pen?

[Stehle]

biro (...but use a Sharpie® a lot.)

PC or Mac?

[bigboab]

PC


zoos or safari parks?

[Stehle]

safari parks (...but the only shooting on safari, I do... is only with cameras anymore.)

Lions or Tigers?

[bigboab]

lions


house or bungalow?

[Stehle]

house

rubber band or tape?

[bigboab]

tape


online or high street shopping?

[Stehle]

online

Amazon or eBay?

[bigboab]

amazon (You sometimes have to pay import tax on e-bay)


primary or secondary school?

[Stehle]

primary

ducks or swans?

[bigboab]

swans


belt or braces?

[Stehle]

belt

shorts or long pants?

[Darth Sushi]

shorts


Pancakes or waffles?

[bigboab]

waffles


crawl or back stroke?

[Stehle]

crawl

contacts or eye glasses?

[bigboab]

eye glasses


first past the post or proportional representation?

[Stehle]

first past the post

9 ball or 8 ball?

[megabyteme]

What kind of orgies are you participating in? :blink:

Crayons or markers?

[bigboab]

crayons


biro or fountain pen?

[Stehle]

biro

wood pencil or mechanical pencil?

[bigboab]

propelling pencil


Australia or U.S.A?

[Stehle]

Australia

snorkeling or scuba?

[bigboab]

scuba


map reading or satnav?

[Stehle]

satnav

Garmin or TomTom?

[bigboab]

tomtom


city or countryside?

[Stehle]

countryside

forests or meadows?

[bigboab]

forests


grass or gravel?

[Stehle]

grass

level or hilly?

[bigboab]

At my age - level.


motor boat or sailing boat?

[megabyteme]

Motor boat because I like breasts. Idol would obviously choose the mast.

wind up or wind down?

[bigboab]

wind down



butler or valet?

[jpkarlsen]

butler

Maid or Housekeeper

[bigboab]

maid


one child or many?

[Stehle]

many (they are small)

boys or girls?

[bigboab]

No preference


flowers or shrubs?

[Stehle]

flowers

animal or vegetable?

[bigboab]

vegetable


slim or fat?

[Stehle]

neither, just average

short or tall?

[Darth Sushi]

Tall


demure or slutty?

[bigboab]

tallish

broad or narrow(body)?

[Darth Sushi]

narrow

demure or slutty?

[Stehle]

Both!

novice or experienced?

[bigboab]

novice


diamonds or gold?

[Darth Sushi]

Gold

scrambled or fried?

[bigboab]

if its eggs scrambled, if its brains fried.


sports or saloon car?

[Darth Sushi]

sports


bacon or sausage?

[bigboab]

bacon, crispy.



marriage or celibacy?

[Stehle]

marriage (been there once, delightful while it lasted.)

dating or relationship

[bigboab]

relationship


fiction or factual novels

[Darth Sushi]

fiction

toast or muffin?

[Cyanide]

toast

salt or sugar?

[bigboab]

neither


spirits or beer?

[Stehle]

spirits

rye or gin?

[bigboab]

gin


cat or dog?

[Stehle]

cat (as of late... but I like to call it pussy)

reptiles or fish?

[bigboab]

fish


car or bus?

[Darth Sushi]

car

small or big dog?

[bigboab]

big


working mum or housewife?

[Darth Sushi]

Working

Amazon or Ebay?

[bigboab]

amazon (you know the origin and don't have to pay import tax)



carpenter or electrician?

[Darth Sushi]

carpenter


God or Big Bang?

[bigboab]

big bang


show jumping or steeplechase?

[Darth Sushi]

show jumping


mauled by a bear or lions?

[bigboab]

British lions:ghey: :lol:


baseball or cricket?

[Stehle]

baseball

Skiing or Snowboarding?

[bigboab]

snowboarding


dessert or starter?

[Darth Sushi]

dessert

death by chocolate or white shark?

[bigboab]

chocolate


petrol or diesel?

[Darth Sushi]

petrol


Boxers or Briefs?

[bigboab]

boxers


bikini or bathing suit?

[Darth Sushi]

itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini


Pepsi or Coke (the drink, not the narcotic)?

[bigboab]

coke


trad or modern jazz?

[Darth Sushi]

traditional


speedo (mankini) or swimming trunk

[bigboab]

trunks, the other has limitations.:whistling


horse or donkey?

[Darth Sushi]

Horsey

Speak any language fluently or be able to talk to animals?

[bigboab]

able to talk to animals (just think what you could do for veterinary medicine)

gas or injection?

[Darth Sushi]

injection


Broke with a trophy spouse or wealthy with an average looking spouse?

[bigboab]

wealthy, (for a change)



turtle or tortoise?

[Darth Sushi]

turtle


Live one 1,000-year life? Or live ten 100-year lives?

[Stehle]

one life

martyr or hero?

[bigboab]

hero


wrestling or boxing?

[Stehle]

boxing

snowboard or skis?

[bigboab]

snowboard


curling or ice hockey?

[dezluc]

ice hokey.

light or dark?

[bigboab]

light



cake or biscuits?

[Darth Sushi]

biscuits

Work more hours but less days or work less hours but more days?

[bigboab]

more hours, less days.



boss or worker?

[Darth Sushi]

boss


Call or text?

[bigboab]

text


desk top computer or tablet?

[Stehle]

Windows 7 or 8.1?

Both (...depending on circumstance.)

[Darth Sushi]

windows 7


Harry Potter or Lord of The Rings?

[pakard]

wather ore dry

[Stehle]

dry (...or LOTR if we disregard previous post.)

salt or pepper?

[bigboab]

salt


pity or empathy?