Not very interesting...

[threelions00]

As the title says, not very interesting but next April, will have been a member for 10 years! I can't remember committing to anything to 10 years before in my life!!!

[Quarterquack]

It's time to wrap it up, and lie in a bed till death beckons. You've already achieved everything you've set out to.

Except holding a job for 10 years, apparently.

[megabyteme]

As the title says, not very interesting but next April, will have been a member for 10 years! I can't remember committing to anything to 10 years before in my life!!!

Looking at your post history, you seem to be absent for the past 9 months. Some commitment there, buddy. :no:

[IdolEyes787]

As the title says, not very interesting but next April, will have been a member for 10 years! I can't remember committing to anything to 10 years before in my life!!!

Looking at your post history, you seem to be absent for the past 9 months. Some commitment there, buddy. :no:

Maybe he's Black and confused FST with parenting.

[IdolEyes787]

It's time to wrap it up, and lie in a bed till death beckons. You've already achieved everything you've set out to.

Except holding a job for 10 years, apparently.

His job is counting chickens before they hatch obviously.

[Quarterquack]

His job is counting chickens before they hatch obviously.

Have you never heard of Balut, idle?

[chalice]

His job is counting chickens before they hatch obviously.

Have you never heard of Balut, idle?

Wasn't he the big hippy bear in The Jungle Book?

Also, cut this bloke some slack. He lost 16,000 posts in the great deletion.

[IdolEyes787]

His job is counting chickens before they hatch obviously.

Have you never heard of Balut, idle?

All I know about Philippine cuisine I owe to Fear Factor.

[IdolEyes787]

Also apparently it's a pre-duck but who am I to stand in the way of a bad joke?

[megabyteme]

Also apparently it's a pre-duck but who am I to stand in the way of a bad joke?

I believe that's pre post-yolk. :drummer:

[TheFoX]

I've got three and a half years to go before I will be celebrating my ten years here. I think I'll wait three and a half years before I start thinking about it again.

[anon]

I'm suddenly thinking of the phrase "I've been on FST for 10 years and all I got was this stupid t-shirt". :idunno:

[threelions00]

I get a T-shirt? Nice...as for the last nine months, kind of been busy...moved out to Qatar...not had any kids or changed skin colour...but here is what I have done...I have seen David Guetta, Katy Perry, Usher, Noel Gallagher, Example, Beardy Man, DJ Fresh, The Script, been to Dubai and Abu Dhabi, been to see local football matches, Spain v Uruguay, Men's final tennis, Women's semi-final tennis, world class golf, WWE wrestling, bought a sportscar, but more importantly, gave a surprise visit to family at Christmas (amazing!) and met amazing people here in Qatar and made lifelong friends.

Beats sitting at a PC :)

[pootystomp]

Beats sitting at a PC :)

Lie, I can do all those things from a pc, and I never have to stop masturbating.#efficiency

[TheFoX]

as for the last nine months, kind of been busy...


Beats sitting at a PC :)

What you have failed to realise is that if you had been sitting at a PC, you could have done ALL THAT in a fraction of the time, leaving you eight and a half months to do something really exciting.

While being sat at my PC, I have played a round of golf with Tiger Woods, killed Makarov and saved the world from a Third World War, hunted down and killed Anduin, saving Skyrim, wiped out alien hordes intent on killing everyone on the planet, and got high score on Solitaire.

Now, how much of that could you do in real life? None of it, I bet.

Long live the PC.

P.S. I can also ogle porn to my hearts content, or bait OlegL about his lack of identity, or intelligence, or charisma, or presence.

[IdolEyes787]

P.S. I can also ogle porn to my hearts content, or bait OlegL about his lack of identity, or intelligence, or charisma, or presence.Everything is all coming together now. You're basically George and Lennie from Of Mice and Men.
That would make me Crooks.Chalice would be Slim and Meg is obviously Curly's wife.

[TheFoX]

P.S. I can also ogle porn to my hearts content, or bait OlegL about his lack of identity, or intelligence, or charisma, or presence.Everything is all coming together now. You're basically George and Lennie from Of Mice and Men.
That would make me Crooks.Chalice would be Slim and Meg is obviously Curly's wife.

So, are you saying that I am George, and OlegL is Lenny?

Are you also saying that you have a crooked back?

[megabyteme]

P.S. I can also ogle porn to my hearts content, or bait OlegL about his lack of identity, or intelligence, or charisma, or presence.Everything is all coming together now. You're basically George and Lennie from Of Mice and Men.
That would make me Crooks.Chalice would be Slim and Meg is obviously Curly's wife.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG2zgnClKOI

Actually, describes my relationship with Oleg. :fear:

[IdolEyes787]

You've oft reminded me of a young Sherilyn Fenn.

[megabyteme]

You've oft reminded me of a young Sherilyn Fenn.

:lips:

[threelions00]

Well that's over 10 years. Whoop. T-shirt please.

Could have been staring at porn but didn't. Instead, ended up getting the wife pregnant…will report back when the ankle biter is born and consider if I should just have loaded up some porn.

[IdolEyes787]

Well that's over 10 years. Whoop. T-shirt please.



Please help me because I fumble with putting everything in perspective.

Being a mostly non-contributing member here for ten years isn't that something like bragging to your friends about running a marathon when in actuality you walked the last 25 miles and finished in 8 hours 37 minutes.:unsure:

I'm thinking possibly as you apparently get a t-shirt for both.

[threelions00]

Erm…bragging? Even if I had made roughly 23,756 posts, I wouldn't be bragging. I can't even imagine why someone would sit at their pc for so long. Roughly 73 posts per day… It was an observation.

To quote Trainspotting…

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, p****** your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**** up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else."

And in your case, you chose to sit there and post on a website…I chose life instead of keep posting….again, just an observation :)

[IdolEyes787]

I figured mostly because I'm a genius when it comes to fey Englishmen that you would pick up on the "bragging" line.
As for my post total ,besides proving that you are exceedingly bad at math,it's actually far less but the moderators have multipled the true number by ten because they are jealous of my good looks.

And may I add ,well they should be,fey Englishman.:)

[IdolEyes787]

Now you've gone and hurt my feelings,but to be fair it's either this or bone your mom.:cry:

[anon]

"Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wonder why the fuck you are logged on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swirl chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your list in some miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate. Choose your future. Choose to sysadmin." -- Idol's version of the quote (since he has 23762 posts)

[IdolEyes787]

"Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wonder why the fuck you are logged on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swirl chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your list in some miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate. Choose your future. Choose to sysadmin." -- Idol's version of the quote (since he has 23762 posts)

Nice but I'm barely on the computer except for here and browsing for lolcat videos.

Edit: Cunt.

[anon]

Edit: Cunt.

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[megabyteme]

Irony is that anon has 18k+ posts and has not been here nearly as long as Idull.

[threelions00]

Hopefully, you do realise that I don't say anything maliciously! And yes, my math is quite bad really. I go through phases depending on how busy I am. I would come on here a lot more if I had time! On another site, I ended up with a 5 year absence. As long as people do what they enjoy, who is anyone to judge!

[TheFoX]

***boo***

[Artemis]

***boo***

Fuck, I'm scared now. :fear:

[TheFoX]

***boo***

Fuck, I'm scared now. :fear:

What? Is Oleg banging on your front door then?

[threelions00]

I have no idea who this Oleg is but by the sounds of it, if I had the choice of having Freddy Kruger knock on my door or Oleg, I think I would choose Freddy.

[TheFoX]

I have no idea who this Oleg is but by the sounds of it, if I had the choice of having Freddy Kruger knock on my door or Oleg, I think I would choose Freddy.

And you've been here since 2004. Where HAVE you been hiding?

[threelions00]

Majority of the time, been doing the life thing. Working as well. Starting a family. All adds up ya know.

[TheFoX]

Majority of the time, been doing the life thing. Working as well. Starting a family. All adds up ya know.

Know what you mean. Just reading Meg's posts is almost a fulltime job.

[megabyteme]

Majority of the time, been doing the life thing. Working as well. Starting a family. All adds up ya know.

Know what you mean. Just reading Meg's posts is almost a fulltime job.


You could probably reduce your reading time considerably by learning:

http://i.imgur.com/95KBlOs.gif?1

I make fewer than 10 posts a day here.

[TheFoX]

I make fewer than 10 posts a day here.

That you may, but interpreting what you mean is another matter.

[Ripery]

Join date : Apr 2004
The forum was established since 2003
He is the first oldest guy i have met in this forum :D . Nice to meet u

[Something Else]

Join date : Apr 2004
The forum was established since 2003
He is the first oldest guy i have met in this forum :D . Nice to meet u

What the fuck is wrong with you. Bell-end.

[Artemis]

Join date : Apr 2004
The forum was established since 2003
He is the first oldest guy i have met in this forum :D . Nice to meet u

What the fuck is wrong with you. Bell-end.
:glag:

Ben mein freund you haven't been out much lately. There has been an avalanche of bell-ends in these parts over the last 6 months ( mainly owing to some tinkering to the poasting rules ).

[Something Else]

I hadn't had my cawfee yet :blushing:

[RichardGalloway]

I've read all of this, and none of it is interesting, except maybe the first bit.

[threelions00]

Baby arrived. Means even less posts. Idol can act on my behalf

[megabyteme]

Baby arrived. Means even less posts. Idol can act on my behalf

Congrats on the cub! We have twins. Initial feeding times were every 2 or 3 hours. Unfortunately, it took like 45 minutes each time for feeding plus time to get everything ready. Then they had to burp....No sleep for the first couple months. Oh, and EVERYONE my wife ever met had to come over to risk getting them sick and be entertained by us. :frusty:

When we got to the point where feedings were over 4 hours apart, life became a little less hazy.*



*I lie. Everything is still hazy.

[IdolEyes787]

Baby arrived. Means even less posts. Idol can act on my behalf

So that makes me like the godfather,right?:unsure: