Jojosalami, let's become friends again (Warning: nonindicative thread title)

[OlegL]

Buddy, I miss you. I miss the time when you were still nice to me. Let's become nice to each other again. I remember I recently sent you a private message, but you didn't respond to it. I want you to become nice to me again.

[anon]

I remember I recently sent you a private message, but you didn't respond to it.

Gee, I wonder why.

[OlegL]

Well, this is by far the creepiest thing ever written here:


1) You're either truly self centered and believe that whatever negative action people carry out around you has to be done in order to belittle or humiliate you, in which case, why the heck don't you pick up on it when people make fun of you to your face? Also, in which case - do you truly believe I'm trying to humiliate you? If the answer to that is no (which it has to be if you're a sane individual and can read into situations the right way), then the logical conclusion is that this is your poaching for more sympathy from people, this time by turning me into a villain. Congratulations, you're a psychopath.

2) Or you're a person that can't actually take up responsibility for your actions. I simply regurgitated the truth. If you somehow find that your previous action (which happened one day before I posted) somehow humiliates you by being brought out in front of people - then why do it in the first place? You acknowledge something you did is stupid, and in certain cases humiliating, so you either did it because you want the sympathy of those that want to believe you're absolutely retarded, or you're looking for the sympathy of people who will (once again) side with you once Valerio (or someone else) decides to flip out on you again. Congratulations, you're a sociopath.

So, I want to get to know him better, since I find his behavior so puzzling.

[IdolEyes787]

Well, this is by far the creepiest thing ever written here:



Not for nothing but it wasn't even close to being the creepiest thing written in this thread.:mellow:

[IdolEyes787]

Btw Darth whatever his current name is and I are skyping right now.

[IdolEyes787]

Skyping like mad crazy.

[IdolEyes787]

Skype.Skype.Skype.Skype.

[OlegL]

Seriously, IdolEyes, jojosalami is a bit of a mystery.

[IdolEyes787]

Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

[IdolEyes787]

Darth just skyped me that.

[megabyteme]

Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

Or in Darthy's case, drowned as an infant.

[mjmacky]

Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

Or in Darthy's case, drowned as an infant.

That's in any case since there is a positive correlation between height of the victim and difficulty in keeping them submersed.

[OlegL]

I changed my mind. I don't wanna be nice to jojosalami. I think jojosalami intentionally tried to humiliate me when he wrote his garbage posts. That's why I hope you'll die a slow and painful death, jojosalami. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you, you little shit.

[mjmacky]

Your laundry schedule is rather infrequent. Do you own a lot of clothes or are you just a really stinky Jew?

[OlegL]

Actually, I haven't taken a shower in a while. You made a good point. I've been staring at all those beautiful women at sex.com for these past few days because I FUCKING DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET A REAL WOMAN.

[IdolEyes787]

I changed my mind. I don't wanna be nice to jojosalami. I think jojosalami intentionally tried to humiliate me when he wrote his garbage posts. That's why I hope you'll die a slow and painful death, jojosalami. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you, you little shit.

Totally measured,reasonable and completely not mental response as always.
I for one can't understand why some New York based supermodel hasn't snapped you up already.

[anon]

I changed my mind. I don't wanna be nice to jojosalami. I think jojosalami intentionally tried to humiliate me when he wrote his garbage posts. That's why I hope you'll die a slow and painful death, jojosalami. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you, you little shit.

:glag:

Looks like Darth Salami won't be getting mentioned in another Oleg post for 2.67 days. :D

[teflon05]

I'll probably be sorry for asking this, but who the hell is jojosalami? Sounds like a 2nd rate porn star name :blink:

[anon]

http://handle-withcare.com/bio.aspx

That face :blink:

[teflon05]

http://handle-withcare.com/bio.aspx

That face :blink:

Looks like the poster boy for pedophiles :pinch:

[teflon05]

Actually, I haven't taken a shower in a while. You made a good point. I've been staring at all those beautiful women at sex.com for these past few days because I FUCKING DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET A REAL WOMAN.

Here, I found the solution to your problem. Now stop. Please.

https://www.realdoll.com/

[OlegL]

Totally measured,reasonable and completely not mental response as always.


Seriously, he's a fucking douchebag and wrote some of the shittiest comments this board has ever witnessed.

[IdolEyes787]

Writing spurious stuff on a internet website is one of bestest reasons for wishing someone dead so I guess you have a point.

Btw I've been informed that I'm not suppose to say mean stuff to people even if it's completely true so I hope that didn't offend you in any way.:)

Regards m8 and best of luck with the wishing death thing. :):):)

[TheFoX]

Totally measured,reasonable and completely not mental response as always.


Seriously, he's a fucking douchebag...

And seriously, you are a non-fucking douchebag, so I would say he has the better deal.

Are you jealous because he is fucking? Does envy rule your life? For fux sake, save a bit of cash and go pay for it. It may mature you a little.

[megabyteme]

For fux sake, save a bit LOT of cash and go pay for it. It may mature you a little.

Fix'd. Like he won't have to pay extra.

[OlegL]

Fucking piece of douchebaggery shit this jojosalami is. Fucking asshole retard.

[shipwreck]

Climbing the ladder of becoming an 'intelligent contributor to the board' I see, one step at a time.

[OlegL]

I hate jojosalami because he tries to humiliate and hurt people. Despite the fact that he never even met me in real life, he decided to write asinine comments about me. He probably writes stupid comments about other people too.

[Artemis]

I hate jojosalami because he tries to humiliate and hurt people. Despite the fact that he never even met me in real life, he decided to write asinine comments about me. He probably writes stupid comments about other people too.

Even the mental manage to get close to the mark once in a while, who knew? :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

Either change the title to "Jojosalami I hate your fucking guts,you fucking asshole retard" or try to stay on topic.

[megabyteme]

Either change the title to "Jojosalami I hate your fucking guts,you fucking asshole retard" or try to stay on topic.

There'd be FAR more replies, as nearly everyone could contribute. :happy:

[shipwreck]

I hate jojosalami because he tries to humiliate and hurt people. Despite the fact that he never even met me in real life, he decided to write asinine comments about me. He probably writes stupid comments about other people too.

But why single him out? What makes him so special to you? It's not like 90% of the forum isn't taking a virtual dump on you on a constant basis now, is it?

[OlegL]

Because unlike other people here, he tries to sound dead serious...

[shipwreck]

Well, others try hard to sound humorous while actually being dead serious - they cloak their contempt with sarcasm, humour and wit, more or less.

It's like one guy trying to stab you with an ice pick while the other just hides it inside a huge pink dildo. The result is pretty much the same.

[megabyteme]

Well, others try hard to sound humorous while actually being dead serious - they cloak their contempt with sarcasm, humour and wit, more or less.

It's like one guy trying to stab you with an ice pick while the other just hides it inside a huge pink dildo. The result is pretty much the same.


Fine, I'll remember to single you out in future posts, as well. :ermm:

[shipwreck]

Why? Did I hit a nerve? Fine, replace 'pink dildo' with blue and white striped, Gaultier 'Le Male' -like shaped anal beads if that's politically more acceptable.

[anon]

Either change the title to "Jojosalami I hate your fucking guts,you fucking asshole retard" or try to stay on topic.

There'd be FAR more replies, as nearly everyone could contribute. :happy:

Idol's title suggestion tempted me, but I aimed for a healthy balance.

[megabyteme]

Why? Did I hit a nerve? Fine, replace 'pink dildo' with blue and white striped, Gaultier 'Le Male' -like shaped anal beads if that's politically more acceptable.

Stop, you are making Idol drool. :lol:

[OlegL]

Well, others try hard to sound humorous while actually being dead serious - they cloak their contempt with sarcasm, humour and wit, more or less.

It's like one guy trying to stab you with an ice pick while the other just hides it inside a huge pink dildo. The result is pretty much the same.

Serious about what?

[shipwreck]

Serious about hating your guts. But you seem to prefer being poked in the eye with that pink dildo instead.

What I'm basically trying to say is that instead of focusing your hatred on one individual, you probably should just do a suicide bombing (TERROR AL-QAEDA HIZBOLLAH HAMAS PIKACHU OSAMA YOUR MAMA OBAMA /NSA)

[IdolEyes787]

I don't have contempt for anyone except maybe those who assume they know what my true intentions are.:)

Edit : Also the Jews and Blacks and the poor and fat people and nerds and bankers but that goes without saying.:)

Edit: Forgot hunters.I hate those heartless bastards.

[IdolEyes787]

Mjmacky is starting to piss me off too.

[megabyteme]

Serious about hating your guts. But you seem to prefer being poked in the eye with that pink dildoblue and white striped, Gaultier 'Le Male' -like shaped anal beads instead.

:snooty:

[shipwreck]

Orange is the new black.

[OlegL]

Serious about hating your guts. But you seem to prefer being poked in the eye with that pink dildo instead.

What I'm basically trying to say is that instead of focusing your hatred on one individual, you probably should just do a suicide bombing (TERROR AL-QAEDA HIZBOLLAH HAMAS PIKACHU OSAMA YOUR MAMA OBAMA /NSA)

I am not sure what to make of what you said to me. You said that most people on this board hate my guts, but you also mentioned sex toys, which I find a bit odd... But, anyway... let's change the subject of the conversation. Let's talk about the fact that it's already after 7 pm on the East Coast.

[megabyteme]

Orange is the new black.

Thumbs are the new anal bead. :shifty:

[anon]

(TERROR AL-QAEDA HIZBOLLAH HAMAS PIKACHU OSAMA YOUR MAMA OBAMA /NSA)

Don't waste the NSA's budget attracting them to some wank thread on a forum, just replace your current search engine with this (http://blogoscoped.com/patriot/).

[mjmacky]

Mjmacky is starting to piss me off too.

Redundant since I'm a poor nerd who is probably fat.

[OlegL]

shipwreck, despite the things you told me, I still want to understand the message JoJo tried to convey to me by making this post:


1) You're either truly self centered and believe that whatever negative action people carry out around you has to be done in order to belittle or humiliate you, in which case, why the heck don't you pick up on it when people make fun of you to your face? Also, in which case - do you truly believe I'm trying to humiliate you? If the answer to that is no (which it has to be if you're a sane individual and can read into situations the right way), then the logical conclusion is that this is your poaching for more sympathy from people, this time by turning me into a villain. Congratulations, you're a psychopath.

2) Or you're a person that can't actually take up responsibility for your actions. I simply regurgitated the truth. If you somehow find that your previous action (which happened one day before I posted) somehow humiliates you by being brought out in front of people - then why do it in the first place? You acknowledge something you did is stupid, and in certain cases humiliating, so you either did it because you want the sympathy of those that want to believe you're absolutely retarded, or you're looking for the sympathy of people who will (once again) side with you once Valerio (or someone else) decides to flip out on you again. Congratulations, you're a sociopath.

Shipwreck, please read this post and try to explain to me what JoJo meant when he wrote it. Please!!

[IdolEyes787]

Mjmacky is starting to piss me off too.

Redundant since I'm a poor nerd who is probably fat.

Do you like donuts and cookies more than you like being able to walk down the street and not be made the butt of cruel jokes by teenage girls and small children?
If you answered yes to the above you are probably fat.

Or possibly a Jew.

[IdolEyes787]

[QUOTE=shipwreck;3708181]Let's talk about the fact that it's already after 7 pm on the East Coast.

I think you pretty much just exhausted all that needed to be said about that topic.:mellow:

Not wait,geez it's getting dark early now.OK that's about it.

[shipwreck]

shipwreck, despite the things you told me, I still want to understand the message JoJo tried to convey to me by making this post:


1) You're either truly self centered and believe that whatever negative action people carry out around you has to be done in order to belittle or humiliate you, in which case, why the heck don't you pick up on it when people make fun of you to your face? Also, in which case - do you truly believe I'm trying to humiliate you? If the answer to that is no (which it has to be if you're a sane individual and can read into situations the right way), then the logical conclusion is that this is your poaching for more sympathy from people, this time by turning me into a villain. Congratulations, you're a psychopath.

2) Or you're a person that can't actually take up responsibility for your actions. I simply regurgitated the truth. If you somehow find that your previous action (which happened one day before I posted) somehow humiliates you by being brought out in front of people - then why do it in the first place? You acknowledge something you did is stupid, and in certain cases humiliating, so you either did it because you want the sympathy of those that want to believe you're absolutely retarded, or you're looking for the sympathy of people who will (once again) side with you once Valerio (or someone else) decides to flip out on you again. Congratulations, you're a sociopath.

Shipwreck, please read this post and try to explain to me what JoJo meant when he wrote it. Please!!


Well, he's basically saying that you're a cunt, just with more fancy words and stuff.

[megabyteme]

I think you pretty much just exhausted all that needed to be said about that topic.:mellow:

Not wait,geez it's getting dark early now.OK that's about it.

No, it was 7PM and time for Oleg to transform metamorphise into Olega- Downtown New York's Most Flamboyant Cross Dressing Prostitute
™.

[OlegL]

shipwreck, despite the things you told me, I still want to understand the message JoJo tried to convey to me by making this post:



Shipwreck, please read this post and try to explain to me what JoJo meant when he wrote it. Please!!


Well, he's basically saying that you're a cunt, just with more fancy words and stuff.

"Fancy" words? This is not the type of writing I would call "fancy", but maybe you are right and it is fancy.

[anon]

Well, he's basically saying that you're a cunt, just with more fancy words and stuff.

:happy:

[OlegL]

So, shipwreck, let me ask you this again, are you absolutely certain he wasn't trying to put some deep meaning into what he was writing? He was just trying to tell me that I was a cunt?

[Artemis]

Well, he's basically saying that you're a cunt, just with more fancy words and stuff.

"Fancy" words? This is not the type of writing I would call "fancy", but maybe you are right and it is fancy.

We could always make a poll to find out whether the majority thinks that Oleg is a a cunt, a troll, or whether his elevator simply doesn't go to the top floor?

[Vestibule]

.... or whether his elevator simply doesn't go to the top floor?

.... where ever it goes... I'd take the stairs...:yup:

[shipwreck]

So, shipwreck, let me ask you this again, are you absolutely certain he wasn't trying to put some deep meaning into what he was writing? He was just trying to tell me that I was a cunt?

Being a cunt can be indefinitely deep. There is no limit to one's cuntishness. If you were a dick, you'd get bored about milking this subject like a cow after a while, but you apparently don't. Hence you're a cunt.

[OlegL]

Okay.

[megabyteme]

We could always make a poll to find out whether the majority thinks that Oleg is a a cunt, a troll, or whether his elevator simply doesn't go to the top floor?

Don't rule out cunt, troll, elevator man of a one-story building.

[OlegL]

I sometimes don't get your jokes, people.

[IdolEyes787]

I sometimes don't get your jokes, people.

I can't speak for other people but a lot of my comedy is physical so it doesn't translate well.

[OlegL]

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

[Artemis]

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

I believe that RejectofAllah had a horrible golfing accident, and that we shouldn't speak ill of the dead. :blink:

[megabyteme]

I believe that RejectofAllah had a horrible golfing accident, and that we shouldn't speak ill of the dead. :blink:

Not entirely true. His body is still alive, and his rectum is being used to test condoms on AIDS infected monkeys.


@Oleg- That was a joke. They don't put condoms on the AIDS infected monkeys. :no:

In related news: Darthy has finally received employment mopping up the room and hosing off RoA once a week.

[OlegL]

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

I believe that RejectofAllah had a horrible golfing accident, and that we shouldn't speak ill of the dead. :blink:


Okay.

[IdolEyes787]

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

Art ,I'm fairly certain that this is OlegL attempting to give you a straight answer on whether he's a troll or not.

[TheFoX]

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

Who are you? You are not Olegl. That much is obvious, simply because Olegl cannot string together a coherent sentence. So, who are you?

[OlegL]

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

Who are you? You are not Olegl. That much is obvious, simply because Olegl cannot string together a coherent sentence. So, who are you?

Well, I just want to understand what people mean when they say certain things. Jojosalami called me a sociopath, and Artemis called rejectofAllah a narcissist. According to shipwreck, jojosalami thinks I am a cunt, but doesn't really think I am a sociopath. I asked Artemis if he really believed rejectofAllah was a narcissist, but I think he avoided answering my question.

[Artemis]

Who are you? You are not Olegl. That much is obvious, simply because Olegl cannot string together a coherent sentence. So, who are you?

Well, I just want to understand what people mean when they say certain things. Jojosalami called me a sociopath, and Artemis called rejectofAllah a narcissist. According to shipwreck, jojosalami thinks I am a cunt, but doesn't really think I am a sociopath. I asked Artemis if he really believed rejectofAllah was a narcissist, but I think he avoided answering my question.

And people say you aren't perceptive, Oleg, well pshaw to that I say.

[megabyteme]

Art must have incorporated Tai Chi (or was that Chai Tea) into his life during his long absence. :O

[mjmacky]

Art must have incorporated Tai Chi (or was that Chai Tea) into his life during his long absence. :O

You should be one of the first to recognize that Art has been playing with little plastic, amber containers.

[megabyteme]

Art must have incorporated Tai Chi (or was that Chai Tea) into his life during his long absence. :O

You should be one of the first to recognize that Art has been playing with little plastic, amber containers.

Just lost my doctor. :sadwalk:

Not sure if my drug-induced catatonia will be allowed to continue. Must find shady, real-life friends renewable drug suppliers...

[mjmacky]

Just lost my doctor. :sadwalk:

Well, don't have what he's having then.

[megabyteme]

Just lost my doctor. :sadwalk:

Well, don't have what he's having then.

:drummer:

Seems she could not stand the new contract terms they were offering. She'll either do volunteer work at a local clinic, or retire. I suspect ObamaScare is to blame. Like everything else here (US), politics and big money prevent any kind of positive changes to take place.

[mjmacky]

Well, don't have what he's having then.

:drummer:

Seems she could not stand the new contract terms they were offering. She'll either do volunteer work at a local clinic, or retire. I suspect ObamaScare is to blame. Like everything else here (US), politics and big money prevent any kind of positive changes to take place.

You're just living in the wrong state at this particular time (as am I). The right state would be Xianggang

[ckrit]

Iz cool.

Give it a century or so, and the chinese will own the entire country, anyways.

[megabyteme]

I hear the healthcare is so advanced that you can purchase people from poorer areas for spare parts. Damn, that would be handy.

[Artemis]

I hear the healthcare is so advanced that you can purchase people from poorer areas for spare parts. Damn, that would be handy.

Wouldn't you end up with poorer parts? :blink:

[megabyteme]

I hear the healthcare is so advanced that you can purchase people from poorer areas for spare parts. Damn, that would be handy.

Wouldn't you end up with poorer parts? :blink:

Cheap Chinese parts which are unlikely to last as long, but it costs a fortune to get an American kidney these days as tourism is down in both New York and Vegas.

[OlegL]

Shipwreck, what do you make of this post? Here it is:


Like I've said multiple times. I've not only worked in a disabled kids' center. I have real life "best buds" who are aspies. None of them are little insecure bitches who say they're 29 and dropped out of University, then get a reaction out of people on fora. Most of them are extremely bright, successful and loveable people, that have weird fixations with things other people cannot even begin to care about (one aspie surprised me, he held a 10.0 GPA in my program in University a couple of years back, and his biggest fixation was as insipid as collecting graphic representations of sickles on his computer). It's not uncommon for the fixation to be studies itself, which is why a vast majority of aspies can lead perfectly healthy lives. Confusion breeds the need for recognition, which breeds a strive for success. A motive most other students lack.

For the record, Oleg. When I was in high school years ago, the first kid to get some action was an aspie. He was so interested on exploring sexual behaviors he beat even the "normal" kids to it.

That's as much an explanation as that piece of shit who mocks aspies gets out of me.


According to your opinion, all of this is just a "fancy" way of saying I am a cunt? There is nothing more to it?

[TheFoX]

Shipwreck, what do you make of this post? Here it is:


Like I've said multiple times. I've not only worked in a disabled kids' center. I have real life "best buds" who are aspies. None of them are little insecure bitches who say they're 29 and dropped out of University, then get a reaction out of people on fora. Most of them are extremely bright, successful and loveable people, that have weird fixations with things other people cannot even begin to care about (one aspie surprised me, he held a 10.0 GPA in my program in University a couple of years back, and his biggest fixation was as insipid as collecting graphic representations of sickles on his computer). It's not uncommon for the fixation to be studies itself, which is why a vast majority of aspies can lead perfectly healthy lives. Confusion breeds the need for recognition, which breeds a strive for success. A motive most other students lack.

For the record, Oleg. When I was in high school years ago, the first kid to get some action was an aspie. He was so interested on exploring sexual behaviors he beat even the "normal" kids to it.

That's as much an explanation as that piece of shit who mocks aspies gets out of me.


According to your opinion, all of this is just a "fancy" way of saying I am a cunt? There is nothing more to it?

Actually, he is explaining why you are a cunt, using a concise description of his life to parallel yours, to show his working out that you are a cunt. He could have just said that you were a cunt, but it is always nice to have an explanation of how you arrived at that conclusion. You are a cunt, as demonstrated by jojosalami's synopsis of his life.

[OlegL]

Well, then he has a really odd way of expressing his thoughts.

[Artemis]

Well, then he has a really odd way of expressing his thoughts.

No, it is your perception that is faulty. Everyone else grasps the essential thrust of these posts except the intended target (you). I would have thought that in particular the line 'a piece of shit that mocks aspies' was fairly self explanatory, there aren't actually too many ways to look at that, it is direct and to the point, yet you seem incapable of understanding what he is saying. I suppose I could get some crayons and draw a picture, but maybe this smilie will help? :shit:

[OlegL]

He started attacking me for no reason, even though he had never met me in real life. I told everyone that I was failing classes and not having any goals in life. But according to him, if a person is insecure and left a university, he can't have a certain psychological condition. According to him, it's impossible for such a person to have mild autism or any other similar condition...
...Anyway, I'll be back in college this fall and hopefully, I'll graduate one day. Maybe I'll make something of myself...

[TheFoX]

He started attacking me for no reason, even though he had never met me in real life.

He's not the only one. In fact, he is one of many. As for having no reason, there is plenty of reason. Just reading one of your posts is reason enough, and you write multiple posts, which stack up.


I told everyone that I was failing classes and not having any goals in life. But according to him, if a person is insecure and left a university, he can't have a certain psychological condition. According to him, it's impossible for such a person to have mild autism or any other similar condition...

I am a complete retard. The word, 'Spastic', doesn't even begin to describe my condition. I am so asocial that even other asocials don't want to interact with me. I am so withdrawn that I look out through my arse at the world. You don't even come close with your simple condition, whether it is real or fictional.


...Anyway, I'll be back in college this fall and hopefully, I'll graduate one day. Maybe I'll make something of myself...

Who knows. You may finally find what you are looking for, and get those qualifications, and that girl you so desperately want. Mind you, I won't hold my breath. I'll probably be dead before you finally realise your destiny in life.

[OlegL]

Okay, whatever.

[IdolEyes787]

Okay, whatever.

It's OK Olaf, you and my are like brohinskis for life .. or until yet new and even more disturbing facts about your personal life come to light.Whichever comes first.:)

[TheFoX]

Okay, whatever.

No wonder you fail at life, if you give up so easily.

[megabyteme]

Okay, whatever.

No wonder you fail at life, if you give up so easily.

IKR. It was obvious you were flirting with him. He could have had you with, "Hello". Poor Oleg. :no:

[Alien5]

Good luck for Fail, I mean Fall.

[OlegL]

It seems to me my English skills are just not good enough and that's why people don't understand what I've been trying to say all this time. I need to practice my English.

[Mathea]

I'm pretty sure you've made your point, it's rather that no one cares. Except idol, his heart bleeds for ya.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm pretty sure you've made your point, it's rather that no one cares. Except idol, his heart bleeds for ya.

Bros before nords.

[OlegL]

I'm pretty sure you've made your point, it's rather that no one cares. Except idol, his heart bleeds for ya.

I wish I knew how to talk about something people actually care about.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm pretty sure you've made your point, it's rather that no one cares. Except idol, his heart bleeds for ya.

I wish I knew how to talk about something people actually care about.

Try talking about cycling or pre workout supplements,I'm sure either of those are a safe bet.:)

[mjmacky]

I'm pretty sure you've made your point, it's rather that no one cares. Except idol, his heart bleeds for ya.

I wish I knew how to talk about something people actually care about.

Retract this statement. You already know that anyone would have an inherent interest in whatever response may be addressing their query. Therefore, your avoidance of complicity and generally repetitive behavior serve as strong indicators that you don't want to talk about anything that interests others.

[Alien5]

Joecock suck my salami

[OlegL]

I wish I knew how to talk about something people actually care about.

Retract this statement. You already know that anyone would have an inherent interest in whatever response may be addressing their query. Therefore, your avoidance of complicity and generally repetitive behavior serve as strong indicators that you don't want to talk about anything that interests others.

Okay, but don't you think it's possible that I simply don't have enough English skills to write sentences that make sense to other people? It's also possible that my reading comprehension is not good and that makes it hard for me to understand what other people try to tell me. I immigrated to the States when I was 13, so, unlike many of you, I am not a native English speaker. It seems to me that everyone whose native language is English was able to understand what jojosalami was trying to tell me. Well... I envy you, native English speakers...

[Alien5]

I don't get it.

[megabyteme]

I envy you, native English speakers...

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[OlegL]

What did you find interesting about that particular statement?

[megabyteme]

What did you find interesting about that particular statement?

You declared the superiority of all native English speakers over yourself. Kinda hard to not feel victorious.

I do believe your blame to be quite misplaced. We have members such as Snee who write (and assumable speak) English better than 98% of the native English speakers on this site...

As said to exhaustion, you fail because you either do not want to learn, or give up FAR too easily. No one will be able to explain how to be a human to you. :ermm:

[Snee]

What did you find interesting about that particular statement?

You declared the superiority of all native English speakers over yourself. Kinda hard to not feel victorious.

I do believe your blame to be quite misplaced. We have members such as Snee who write (and assumable speak) English better than 98% of the native English speakers on this site...

As said to exhaustion, you fail because you either do not want to learn, or give up FAR too easily. No one will be able to explain how to be a human to you. :ermm:

Vocabulary and grammar will be good, but horrible accent though. Would need a few weeks or possibly months of daily usage to get that in line. I only really have a proper conversation in it once a year, if that.


That said, the one thing Oleg generally (also) gets right is the grammar and wording. So. Blaming a language barrier? Yeah, this is just the sort of thing that makes people think he's trolling.

[TheFoX]

When describing Olegl's underachievement, the term, 'Epic Fail', doesn't even start to scratch the surface regarding his attitude to life and FST.

So, what word should replace 'Epic'? Gargantuan? Momentous? Monumental?

So, what about 'Fail'? Well, in this case, I would suggest 'Olegl', as he encompasses everything the word 'fail' involves.

So, my suggestion is that when using the term, 'Epic Fail' for Olegl, we should use the term, 'Monumental Olegl' instead, as this describes him perfectly.

[megabyteme]

I only really have a proper conversation in it once a year, if that.

Me, too. :(

[OlegL]

You declared the superiority of all native English speakers over yourself. Kinda hard to not feel victorious.

I do believe your blame to be quite misplaced. We have members such as Snee who write (and assumable speak) English better than 98% of the native English speakers on this site...

As said to exhaustion, you fail because you either do not want to learn, or give up FAR too easily. No one will be able to explain how to be a human to you. :ermm:

Vocabulary and grammar will be good, but horrible accent though. Would need a few weeks or possibly months of daily usage to get that in line. I only really have a proper conversation in it once a year, if that.


That said, the one thing Oleg generally (also) gets right is the grammar and wording. So. Blaming a language barrier? Yeah, this is just the sort of thing that makes people think he's trolling.

Dude, if a person doesn't like me, then he curses me out. You did that and other people did it; however, what makes jojosalami different from other people is that he writes posts in which he attempts to give me an actual psychological diagnosis. He tries to sound dead serious. Why? I don't get it. I am just a fucking guy on the internet. Is he really that naive to think he can diagnose someone he never saw in real life?
I am a bit drunk right now because I drank St. Ides, but I hope I still sound coherent and you are able to understand what I am trying to say.

[Artemis]

Vocabulary and grammar will be good, but horrible accent though. Would need a few weeks or possibly months of daily usage to get that in line. I only really have a proper conversation in it once a year, if that.


That said, the one thing Oleg generally (also) gets right is the grammar and wording. So. Blaming a language barrier? Yeah, this is just the sort of thing that makes people think he's trolling.

Dude, if a person doesn't like me, then he curses me out. You did that and other people did it; however, what makes jojosalami different from other people is that he writes posts in which he attempts to give me an actual psychological diagnosis. He tries to sound dead serious. Why? I don't get it. I am just a fucking guy on the internet. Is he really that naive to think he can diagnose someone he never saw in real life?
I am a bit drunk right now because I drank St. Ides, but I hope I still sound coherent and you are able to understand what I am trying to say.

So the fact that Darthy hardly even frequents this forum any more isn't a barrier to your personal (and more than slightly deranged) crusade that he has done you wrong?

Let me put this in perspective for you: not a single other person on this forum gives a drop of ballsweat that you feel wounded and agrieved by the comments of another forum member, thus with him gone the point of your posts on this subject has become moot.




Elvis has left the building....

[megabyteme]

REALLY boring Elvis has left the building....

Which is a new spin on the typically iconic character. :idunno:

[Alien5]

Spin on my salami?