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brotherdoobie
07-06-2013, 04:20 AM
I walked into a Starbucks, and God was sitting at a computer using Google.

I thought ... Wow! Being God must pay well, I can't afford a Grande.



-doobs

eyembroke
07-06-2013, 12:42 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm......java chip

TheFoX
07-06-2013, 02:50 PM
I walked into a Starbucks, and God was sitting at a computer using Google.

I thought ... Wow! Being God must pay well, I can't afford a Grande.



-doobs

Why would a computer want to use google?

teflon05
07-06-2013, 03:00 PM
What do you expect? If He can afford a Apple, a Grande isn't a problem.:huh:

brotherdoobie
07-07-2013, 01:53 AM
I walked into a Starbucks, and God was sitting at a computer using Google.

I thought ... Wow! Being God must pay well, I can't afford a Grande.



Why would a computer want to use google?


I was a bit sloshed and you'll have to excuse my phrasing and grammar. :blushing:

However, you can piss of ... my head hurts.

-doobs

megabyteme
07-07-2013, 03:25 AM
However, you can piss of ... my head hurts.

-doobs

Drink some vinegar. I hear it helps. :whistling

brotherdoobie
07-07-2013, 03:34 AM
However, you can piss of ... my head hurts.

-doobs

Drink some vinegar. I hear it helps. :whistling

:fist:


doobs :snooty:

Darth Sushi
07-07-2013, 03:34 AM
I thought God used Bing exclusively! According to Bill.

brotherdoobie
07-07-2013, 03:48 AM
Bing is the tool of Satan.


-doobs

TheFoX
07-07-2013, 09:54 AM
Bing is the tool of Satan.


-doobs

So is Bill! Or is Bill Satan?

Do us a pic, doobs.

brotherdoobie
07-11-2013, 07:16 AM
I even have a Microsoft phone, mate. If Bill was once Satan, he seems to be a pretty rightoues dude, atm. What him and Warren Buffet are doing is pretty amazing; in the truest since of the word, that is real money they're giving away -- say what you will.

-doobs

megabyteme
07-11-2013, 07:58 PM
I even have a Microsoft phone, mate. If Bill was once Satan, he seems to be a pretty rightoues dude, atm. What him and Warren Buffet are doing is pretty amazing; in the truest since of the word, that is real money they're giving away -- say what you will.

-doobs

Plus won.