View Full Version : Fbi Raid Michael Jackson's House!
share4uk
11-21-2003, 06:59 PM
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Finch
11-21-2003, 08:06 PM
I've heard that joke about 20 times today. funny first time i heard it tho.
PersianBulldog
11-21-2003, 09:00 PM
:D You made me smile.. Thanks for the laugh..
Mik3ll
11-22-2003, 02:16 AM
<_< I dont get it.
Wolfmight
11-22-2003, 05:25 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/images/109_85_alan_smiling2.jpg @ Michael jackson
zacspeed
11-22-2003, 08:00 AM
I heard that Michael Jackson thought that Boyz II Men was a home delivery service
:P
I know - old - but funny!
Pitbul
11-22-2003, 09:05 AM
those jokes were Weak.
~FunK_mOb~
11-22-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 06:25
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/images/109_85_alan_smiling2.jpg @ Michael jackson
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Murph
11-22-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Mik3ll@22 November 2003 - 02:16
<_< I dont get it.
Don't worry Mik. You'll maybe get it next year when you go up a class. :D
chibchacan
11-22-2003, 09:43 PM
LOL :D
share4uk
11-23-2003, 12:52 PM
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
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How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights
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Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.
WolverineDK
11-24-2003, 05:43 AM
did you heard about the kid who drowned in neverland ?
yeaaah there was a hole in Jackos waterbed !
3rd gen noob
11-24-2003, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by share4uk@23 November 2003 - 11:52
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
:lol:
Rappy
11-26-2003, 02:14 PM
haha
The_Hunter
11-26-2003, 06:42 PM
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the
recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor,
how long before we can have sex?"
:ph34r: The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
baccyman
11-26-2003, 07:34 PM
michael jackson is of on vacation he's going to tampa with the kids
Smith
11-29-2003, 05:18 AM
LOL!!
Kenny1036
11-29-2003, 05:49 PM
Good 1 hunter. LMAO :lol: :D .
EnJoi
11-30-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
alrite explain 5C
k-liteuserintheworld
11-30-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by EnJoi+30 November 2003 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EnJoi @ 30 November 2003 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
alrite explain 5C [/b][/quote]
are you blonde, 5c meaning a class in a school of year 5c
Mat_At_Home
11-30-2003, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by EnJoi+30 November 2003 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EnJoi @ 30 November 2003 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
alrite explain 5C [/b][/quote]
:blink:
alpha
11-30-2003, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Mat_At_Home+30 November 2003 - 18:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mat_At_Home @ 30 November 2003 - 18:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by EnJoi@30 November 2003 - 17:03
<!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
alrite explain 5C
:blink: [/b][/quote]
dont get it?
OK, since im feeling helpful today i'll explain.
class 5C means the 5th grade section C. Jackson has 5th graders in his bedroom...get it?
x_gimpg
11-30-2003, 10:01 PM
:lol: If you have to explain your joke give up, its not worth it :P
johnboy27
12-01-2003, 04:46 AM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
kazaaliteuser007
12-01-2003, 05:41 AM
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
Thats just sick, and below the belt! sorry for the pun <_< :D
schlemy
12-01-2003, 06:18 AM
:blink:
Insanity__
12-01-2003, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
haha nice
Aaron_T
12-01-2003, 01:54 PM
hahahha funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
bujub22
12-03-2003, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
Mat_At_Home
12-03-2003, 09:30 PM
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys2/mug.gif
Marius24
12-03-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 03:46
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
that one is great :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
ultimatejester
12-04-2003, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by share4uk@21 November 2003 - 18:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tormentor
12-04-2003, 03:28 AM
A new hotdog was invented called the mcjackson, its a 45 year old weiner in between two 12 year old buns.
anwinch
12-07-2003, 10:59 AM
Got a new car radio, you say "rock" it plays rock music, you
say "soul" it plays soul. 2 kids ran out in front of me car the
other day i shouted "fucking kids" and it started playing michael
jackson!!!
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :newyear:
asmithz
12-07-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by anwinch@7 December 2003 - 02:59
Got a new car radio, you say "rock" it plays rock music, you
say "soul" it plays soul. 2 kids ran out in front of me car the
other day i shouted "fucking kids" and it started playing michael
jackson!!!
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :newyear:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
monkeyhead
12-07-2003, 05:30 PM
how does michael jako pick his nose?
from a catolog
Too freakin' funny!!!!! You guys are great!!!
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