Happy Birthday, Ziggy

[megabyteme]

Undoubtedly, you no longer come around due to your genetic-prone incarceration or Mexican cartel hit, but happy birthday anyway. :)

[Mr. Mulder]

he's as old as his moustache has hairs :mushy:

[Artemis]

Undoubtedly, you no longer come around due to your genetic-prone incarceration or Mexican cartel hit, but happy birthday anyway. :)

I thort he woz a hitter for a mexican cartel. :idunno:

[ziggyjuarez]

24 aww feels great.Bring on another.

[megabyteme]

Ziggy's on the sheep lamb lam!

[ziggyjuarez]

Shhh..be cool.

[IdolEyes787]

My Toro lawnmower was manufactured in Mexico which may explain why it keeps trying to cut my head off.

[ziggyjuarez]

You watch too many liveleak videos.

[megabyteme]

You watch too many liveleak videos.

Idol can NEVER get enough of guys leaking live. :no:

[Snee]

I tried to find an appropriate birthday picture or something, but I couldn't find one.

So here's a movie about some mexicans or something.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bahQJkKPL1s

[jedirule]

dos equis

[IdolEyes787]

You watch too many liveleak videos.

I don't know what that is.

Other than this site the only internet surfing that I do is The Wall Street Journal and your Mum's webcam.

[ziggyjuarez]

You must be doing it to spite me because there is a lot better cams.
@snee thought i was gonna watch some dark sadist japanese cinema.looks more like some lame psa.

[megabyteme]

That little trailer park baby babe has gotta be almost in her teens now. How's she look these days? All used up, I bet...

[IdolEyes787]

You must be doing it to spite me because there is a lot better cams.


No,I'm really Arnold Schwarzenegger.:)

[Snee]

You must be doing it to spite me because there is a lot better cams.
@snee thought i was gonna watch some dark sadist japanese cinema.looks more like some lame psa.

Lame. Wat.

It's got some clowns and everything.

[IdolEyes787]

It'is his birthday so he can cry if he wants to.

[ziggyjuarez]

@MBM still a better love story then twilight.
Cry?This is the best bday thread ive ever had.

[megabyteme]

On a semi-serious note, what have you been up to lately, z?

[IdolEyes787]

...... and i do buy tickets when i care about something (riddick,chucky 6).

More than a little part of me hopes that I'm being trolled.

[mjmacky]

I tried to find an appropriate birthday picture or something, but I couldn't find one.

So here's a movie about some mexicans or something.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bahQJkKPL1s

I don't think I've ever heard Guangdong overlapped with Putonghua overlapped with Espanol before.

[ziggyjuarez]

Just went to a 8hr class on p.i.t. (forklift) safety, just got free health care, preping for kitchen science so i can extract dextromethorphan for friends and going to a rave while popping molly.Other then that im still up to nothing positive.

[megabyteme]

Just went to a 8hr class on p.i.t. (forklift) safety, just got free health care, preping for kitchen science so i can extract dextromethorphan for friends and going to a rave while popping molly.Other then that im still up to nothing positive.

I can understand why you'd keep your major felonies off a public message board.

And, like you haven't had free healthcare all along, you little border jumper... :no:

[ziggyjuarez]

Ha wish i was into more exciting crimes.gta will do for now.

[megabyteme]

Ha wish i was into more exciting crimes.gta will do for now.

Well, at least it sounds like the local Home Depot will need to keep a MUCH closer eye on their forklifts in the near future.

[ziggyjuarez]

When i can pass a drug test.

[ziggyjuarez]

I was thinking of starting out with shipping pillows and such.to practice

[megabyteme]

When i can pass a drug test.

:lol::lol::glag:

[IdolEyes787]

Just went to a 8hr class on p.i.t. (forklift) safety.

Normally everything anyone needs to know about operating a forklift could be covered in 20 minutes so obviously the instructor considered you all idiots.

The instructor is very perceptive.

[megabyteme]

Just went to a 8hr class on p.i.t. (forklift) safety.

Normally everything anyone needs to know about operating a forklift could be covered in 20 minutes so obviously the instructor considered you all idiots.

The instructor is very perceptive.

1. Keep the forks down.
2. Do NOT leave the forks up.
3. Balance the load AND remember to keep the forks down.
4. No racing or jousting, BUT if you do- do NOT do so with the forks up!
5. Do not back in to anything.

[ziggyjuarez]

And when going down slope face load uphill...yeah 100% of the class passed.the teacher was toatally trolling

[ziggyjuarez]

Face load :lol:

[megabyteme]

going down slope (http://www.answers.com/topic/slope)- :lol:

You dirty minded racist beaner, you.

[ziggyjuarez]

Why did that link turn my webcam on?

[maebach]

Happy belated bday!

EDIT: oooooooh, I'm a veteran. Nice!

[IdolEyes787]

135384

[ziggyjuarez]

That van looks like its made of dope.

[IdolEyes787]

It is made of dope and that's what obviously makes him a real Mexican hero.:)

[TheFoX]

It's also driven by a dope. I mean, hasn't he spotted the prick holding the camera, who is trying to overtake him?

Surely if he was a real hero, he would be checking out the prick holding the camera.

He is lucky that it was a camera the prick was holding. If it had been a gun, he could have had his brains blown, and never would have known his life was in danger, because he was so focused on the road ahead, he failed to notice that some prick, holding a gun (or camera), was right beside him.

I hate people who obviously have tunnel vision. They fail to notice everything that is happening around them, because they blinker themselves to what is happening right in front of their noses.

[megabyteme]

It's also driven by a dope. I mean, hasn't he spotted the prick holding the camera, who is trying to overtake him?

Obviously, Mexicoians do not yet recognize cameras as an invention- kinda like soap.

[ziggyjuarez]

What the fuck is a cam..eras?

[ziggyjuarez]

Pppssshhh everyone knows who soap (http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/John_%22Soap%22_MacTavish) is..

[IdolEyes787]

What the fuck is a cam..eras?It's what the police used to take your mugshot. :)