3 little words that can silently kill your relationships....Do you say them?

[adamsdivine]

As an online relationship coach, i have seen a lot of relationship hitting the rocks just because of little unnoticed words that spouses say to each other that end up killing their relationships. theses three little words are often used by couples without knowing the effect it has on their relationships.

So what are these three little words?

I DON'T TRUST YOU: looks harmless and simple, isnt it? but terribly a relationship killer. telling your spouse no matter the contest it is being used that you don't trust him/her is a relationship killer. this word simply makes your spouse feel worthless and less important and no one(including you) would want to feel worthless and less-important.

BUT: this singular word as common as it looks has ruined many marriages and relationships today. sentences like: i love you BUT....., goes a long way in showing reservations about your love for your spouse. this word simply acts like an eraser that erases what ever good thing that comes before or after it in that sentence.
you may have probably lost your spouse or partner as a result of little words that can kill a relationship.

[Artemis]

I fucked your friend, your sister is do-able and how about you me and the hostess? Have all managed to cause minor rifts needing soothing reassuring words to the significant other after..... fuckwit.

[Skiz]

So what are these three little words?

I DON'T TRUST YOU:

:eyebrows:

[TheFoX]

Someone cannot count.

[Snee]

With math skills that bad, I'd dump them on principle.

[IdolEyes787]

As an online relationship coach, i have seen a lot of relationship hitting the rocks just because of little unnoticed words that spouses say to each other that end up killing their relationships. theses three little words are often used by couples without knowing the effect it has on their relationships etc.

Hi adamsdivine.:) I am an online veterinarian and by "online" I mean equally unaccredited and possibly bogus and also a sometime online Nigerian prince :)

It is my considered nonprofessional royal opinion that you have bad mange and probably need to be put down.
Likely with spears as that is how we would do it in Nigeriastan.

Btw for a "relationship coach" you seem incredibly bad at forging relationships. Or maybe this falls into the "those that cannot do,teach" category.

[Snee]

As an online wizard, I'd turn people seeking relationship advice into trees. That would net them quite a few hugs.

[ckrit]

As an online squirrel, I'd then grab their nuts.

[Et tu]

As an online refrigerator, I think we should all just chill.

[TheFoX]

I am an online retard. Try setting me on fire.

[Vestibule]

I love online relationship coaches but I don't trust them...

[megabyteme]

As an online relationship coach, i have seen a lot of relationship hitting the rocks just because of little unnoticed words that spouses say to each other that end up killing their relationships. theses three little words are often used by couples without knowing the effect it has on their relationships.

So what are these three little words?

I DON'T TRUST YOU: looks harmless and simple, isnt it? but terribly a relationship killer. telling your spouse no matter the contest it is being used that you don't trust him/her is a relationship killer. this word simply makes your spouse feel worthless and less important and no one(including you) would want to feel worthless and less-important.

BUT: this singular word as common as it looks has ruined many marriages and relationships today. sentences like: i love you BUT....., goes a long way in showing reservations about your love for your spouse. this word simply acts like an eraser that erases what ever good thing that comes before or after it in that sentence.
you may have probably lost your spouse or partner as a result of little words that can kill a relationship.

In contrast, "cunt", "whore", and "bitch" will end the relationship LOUDLY. :yup:

[IdolEyes787]

I honestly thought the answer to the original question was going to be "The gun's loaded.":unsure:

[Artemis]

Or in Meg's case, the three little words would be is it in?

[megabyteme]

Or in Meg's case, the three little words would be is it in?

Or in Art's case, "I'm coming home." Surely the way to get the missus to stop having the secks. :yup:

[mjmacky]

Or in Meg's case, the three little words would be is it in?

Or in Art's case, "I'm coming home." Surely the way to get the missus to stop having the secks. :yup:

If you really wanted to nail it to Art, you would have described a historically relevant sexual anecdote that he was sharing with the missus when she shot herself with the nail gun she was using to assemble the homemade sybian.

[Artemis]

Or in Art's case, "I'm coming home." Surely the way to get the missus to stop having the secks. :yup:

If you really wanted to nail it to Art, you would have described a historically relevant sexual anecdote that he was sharing with the missus when she shot herself with the nail gun she was using to assemble the homemade sybian.
It's only a shame we don't have a :golfclap: smiley for Mclovin's little comeback, it was really very good...... :golfclap:

[mjmacky]

If you really wanted to nail it to Art, you would have described a historically relevant sexual anecdote that he was sharing with the missus when she shot herself with the nail gun she was using to assemble the homemade sybian.
It's only a shame we don't have a :golfclap: smiley for Mclovin's little comeback, it was really very good...... :golfclap:

I have been popping in for a couple months. You are more scarce than I. Did you notice my use of the indefinite article instead of the definite article?

[Artemis]

:whoosh:

[mjmacky]

:whoosh:

That's OK, I'll go ahead and explain it. Normally, "the" should have been used, but I used "a" to imply that many sexual anecdotes were being preached by you, and MBM would have been describing only one of them.

[SinnerLloyd]

I fucked your friend, your sister is do-able and how about you me and the hostess? Have all managed to cause minor rifts needing soothing reassuring words to the significant other after..... fuckwit.

You sound knowledgeable... You should be an online relationship coach as well.

[Artemis]

I fucked your friend, your sister is do-able and how about you me and the hostess? Have all managed to cause minor rifts needing soothing reassuring words to the significant other after..... fuckwit.

You sound knowledgeable... You should be an online relationship coach as well.

I seem to have a fairly busy schedule replying to spastics who have no hope of having a relationship, and little interest in more than a passing comment. Are you one of those? Inquiring minds want to know?

[megabyteme]

You sound knowledgeable... You should be an online relationship coach as well.

I seem to have a fairly busy schedule replying to spastics who have no hope of having a relationship, and little interest in more than a passing comment. Are you one of those? Inquiring minds want to know?

Perhaps you could be a lonely loser soundbite from non-relationships forming coach. There's no money in it, but has got to be the equivalent to training Special Olympians via the web.*


*Meaning more interpretation of bizarre texts, but without the drool on your shirt.

[Artemis]

I seem to have a fairly busy schedule replying to spastics who have no hope of having a relationship, and little interest in more than a passing comment. Are you one of those? Inquiring minds want to know?

Perhaps you could be a lonely loser soundbite from non-relationships forming coach. There's no money in it, but has got to be the equivalent to training Special Olympians via the web.*


*Meaning more interpretation of bizarre texts, but without the drool on your shirt.
On that note I've been trying to train OlegL for years, so far all I have managed to teach him to do is smear his own faeces in his hair, so I don't so much future in it. :idunno:

[Snee]

I don't so much future in it either. You accidentally a whole Oleg, ffs.

[mjmacky]

Art's pill mixup only swapped so and see, thus most today's potential crises are likely to be averted.

[mjmacky]

Can't edit, but I forgot the word "of" This message has been brought to by of.

[Vestibule]

Spell check on my iphone keeps changing my SO's to DO's and my PUT's to OUT's whilst texting... it is hurting all my relationships!
Can anyone of help?

[IdolEyes787]

On that note I've been trying to train OlegL for years, so far all I have managed to teach him to do is smear his own faeces in his hair, so I don't so much future in it. :idunno:

I think that after years of successfully training horses you made the fatal mistake of not factoring in OlegL's inferior intelligence.

[IdolEyes787]

Art's pill mixup only swapped so and see, of thus most today's potential crises are likely to be averted.

Fixed it for you.No need to thank me as like Spider Man, action is my reward.:)

[IdolEyes787]

Spell check on my iphone keeps changing my SO's to DO's and my PUT's to OUT's whilst texting... it is hurting all my relationships!
Can anyone of help?

As a fast and easy fix, I'm going to suggest you stop texting.

[Artemis]

Spell check on my iphone keeps changing my SO's to DO's and my PUT's to OUT's whilst texting... it is hurting all my relationships!
Can anyone of help?

As a fast and easy fix, I'm going to suggest you stop texting.

It's even worse trying to swear on an iPhone. :blink:

[megabyteme]

As a fast and easy fix, I'm going to suggest you stop texting.

It's even worse trying to swear on an iPhone. :blink:

That's unfortunate as that is all I'd expect to do on the device. :idunno:

[Vestibule]

Siri is a bitch... I broke it off with her a long time ago...

[mjmacky]

Following the relevant topic, Android apparently handles Google's speech to text on the server side, and when you curse, it replaces it with all asterisks. There is no way to disable it. It only applies to English though. I cursed at it in another language, and it parsed it just fine.

[overdrive]

I am a Noob and totally lost as to how three little words have any inference to anything in here... :cool: The only words I would HATE is I HAVE YOUR PASSWORD or for the hackers the worst would be You Are Busted!!!

PS I better go find an Avatar so I can be cool too....

[megabyteme]

I am a Noob and totally lost as to how three little words have any inference to anything in here... :cool: The only words I would HATE is I HAVE YOUR PASSWORD or for the hackers the worst would be You Are Busted!!!

PS I better go find an Avatar so I can be cool too....

Mad hacker counting skillz. :whistling

[IdolEyes787]

He didn't say that he was going to use just three words.:blink:
Anyway the if you want to split straws I'm fairly sure that hackers would think hearing, upon regaining consciousness"See that bomb next to you?I've set it to go off in one minute and btw I've crazy glued your balls to the floor :)" ,to be slightly worse.

[dion09529]

Cut off your balls and run as fast as you can.

[IdolEyes787]

You don't have a knife so it would be more "rip your balls off" and I think that is sort of the whole impossible choices point or something.

Anyway brilliant as always m8 and now maybe you could help me solve the dilemma of understanding what might transpire when a bucket full of tap water is placed above a half open doorway. :)

[Artemis]

While we're on the subject, running wouldn't exactly be an option after hacking your balls off, crawling yes, at best a painful mince, running no...

As for the bucket of water, is it a question in quantum mechanics like Schrodinger's cat? Although why all these mathematicians aren't blessed with a simple sense of smell to check for decomp is beyond me. :idunno:

[Snee]

Maybe if you ran really bowlegged and had some coke first.

[IdolEyes787]

after hacking your balls off..



Again with the hacking.:ermm:

No sword,machete, knife,hatchet,scalpel,piece of glass,jagged rock,nail file etc.
Now go someplace quiet and try to visualize.

[Artemis]

after hacking your balls off..



Again with the hacking.:ermm:

No sword,machete, knife,hatchet,scalpel,piece of glass,jagged rock,nail file etc.
Now go someplace quiet and try to visualize.

Why?

I was merely commenting on didi's statement about running after said ball removal, and the probability that spastic shuffling was probably the best he would be able to do, at no point did I wish to buy in to your rather bizarre little paradigm. You need to find someone more impressionable to inflict your rather unfortunate predilections on. :blink:

[megabyteme]

You need to find someone more impressionable to inflict your rather unfortunate predilections on. :blink:

Not to defend Idol in any way, but you were just encouraging math types to go sniff for rotten pussy. :idunno:


Schrodinger's cat? Although why all these mathematicians aren't blessed with a simple sense of smell to check for decomp is beyond me.

[Artemis]

Not to defend Idol in any way, but you were just encouraging math types to go sniff for rotten pussy. :idunno:


Schrodinger's cat? Although why all these mathematicians aren't blessed with a simple sense of smell to check for decomp is beyond me.
:naughty:

[mjmacky]

after hacking your balls off..



Again with the hacking.:ermm:

No sword,machete, knife,hatchet,scalpel,piece of glass,jagged rock,nail file etc.
Now go someplace quiet and try to visualize.

I visualized long fingernails, then I visualized naked things and began to touch myself. Is this normal?

[IdolEyes787]

I visualized long fingernails, then I visualized naked things and began to touch myself. Is this normal?

Normal for you.

[dion09529]

after hacking your balls off..



Again with the hacking.:ermm:

No sword,machete, knife,hatchet,scalpel,piece of glass,jagged rock,nail file etc.
Now go someplace quiet and try to visualize.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2747979/Meow-meow-drug-teen-ripped-his-scrotum-off.html

[megabyteme]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2747979/Meow-meow-drug-teen-ripped-his-scrotum-off.html

At least use a site where people can read more than the first sentence of the story... :slap:

http://metro.co.uk/2009/11/26/meow-meow-made-man-rip-his-scrotum-off-612122/

Police are warning of the dangers of revellers taking a ‘legal’ drug dubbed ‘meow meow’, which has led to one user tearing off his own scrotum.Meow meow has been likened to ecstasy Mephedrone is being sold legally on the internet as plant fertiliser but is more commonly known on the streets as ‘drone’, ‘bubble’, ‘meow meow’ or ‘legal high’.
Now police have revealed five young people have been admitted to hospital in County Durham in recent weeks after taking mephedrone – and warned the drug could become ‘a huge problem’.
In Sweden an 18-year-old died from taking the drug and it has now been banned there, as well as Israel, Norway and Finland.
The drug’s chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy and dealers are claiming is therefore not a controlled substance.
However, Durham Police are warning that its use can result in severe nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, blood circulation problems, rashes, anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and can lead to a heart attack.
It can become addictive and taken with alcohol or cut with other drugs it could result in death.
Durham Police’s acting sergeant Mick Urwin said: ‘The misuse of mephedrone could have a significant impact upon the drugs market both nationally and locally.
‘It can be envisaged that its use will become wider as word gets around of the ease of its availability and the fact it is not an illegal substance.
‘There are no criminal offences relating to the possession or supply of mephedrone and the effects are the same as Class A drugs.
‘The drug’s extremely addictive and the user had to normally top up on a regular basis. It could become a huge problem for both the police and local health authority.
‘Although it commonly appears to be turned into a powder and ingested inside a capsule, one concern is what are the effects if it digested in its liquid form, if drops are placed in a drink in a crowded bar and an unwitting person was to drink it. If so, it could have devastating consequences.’
The officer has compiled a report into the use of mephedrone across the Durham force area and part of his research has focused on online forums.
The report states: ‘A large number of contributors state how addictive mephedrone is and they are constantly topping up as one individual states that after using it for 18 hours his hallucinations led him to believe that centipedes were crawling over him and biting him.
‘This led him to receive hospital treatment after he ripped his scrotum off.’
Inspector Kevin Tuck added: ‘People are blatantly saying there is nothing the police can do because it is ‘legal’.
‘The use of this drug is becoming more prevalent. Parents should be on their guard – particularly at this time of the year.
‘They need to know it is freely available on the internet and that teenagers are talking about it.’
Darren Archer, manager of the County Durham Drug and Alcohol Action Team, said: ‘People are allowing themselves to be fooled into believing that just because a drug is not illegal it must be safe.’
A Home Office spokeswoman confirmed mephedrone was not controlled under the Misuse of Drugs Act 1971 – but said it would form part of a review of so-called ‘legal highs’ by the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs.

[IdolEyes787]

On the plus side I guess this means dion is no longer able to reproduce. :)

[megabyteme]

It is a sad day when people like Dion are no longer allowed to eat plant fertilizer. Friggin' Nazis. :fist:

[TheFoX]

Such a dangerous drug, eh? So, did they manage to sew Dion's scrotum back on?

[megabyteme]

Such a dangerous drug, eh? So, did they manage to sew Dion's scrotum back on?

I believe we all already know the answer to that question. :mellow:

[Vestibule]

I hope the centipedes are ok... I mean... maybe they were hallucinating when they went sac schlumping.

[TheFoX]

Such a dangerous drug, eh? So, did they manage to sew Dion's scrotum back on?

I believe we all already know the answer to that question. :mellow:

Then why not answer the question.

(exclamation mark removed at Chalice's request)

[megabyteme]

I believe we all already know the answer to that question. :mellow:

Then why not answer the question.

(exclamation mark removed at Chalice's request)

I figured you already hear "no" enough from yer wife. :idunno:

[TheFoX]

Then why not answer the question.

(exclamation mark removed at Chalice's request)

I figured you already hear "no" enough from yer wife. :idunno:

Stop skirting the question.

[megabyteme]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo

[TheFoX]

A fine film, but you are still skirting the question by side tracking.

Now, did you order a code red?

[mjmacky]

and just like that, TheFoX has morphed into a Magnum Oleg hybrid.

[megabyteme]

Now, did you order a code red?

136795

No thank you, I will just start with a Coke. Come back in a few and I believe we will be ready to order the rest of our lunch.

[richasis]

OP: welcome to the Peoples' Democratic Party...no, really.