Favourite films to look forward to in 2014

[Darkside73]

Just wondering what films everyone is looking forward to this year

[ryu4000]

Robocop love that movie hope the remake stays true to the series

[TomSwe]

American Hustle looks promising! Also, Wolf of Wall Street and Transcendence would be top picks. Oh, and the new X-Men.

[zerosquared]

X-Men: Days of Future Past

[IdolEyes787]

A film cannot be a "favorite" if you haven't seen it yet.

Of course none of this actually matters to you as you are just spamming so you be able to download NZBs just like the other people in this thread.

And one wonders why I hate the internet.

[c9le]

American Hustl

[soma66]

Robocop remake!

[bizzehdee]

Waiting for new captain america and at the other end of the year, waiting for the 3rd part (for some reason a small book was split into 3 movies) of the hobbit.

[BiggerH]

Dumb and Dumber To

[Curtis685]

Random Order:

X-Men: Days of Future Past
Captian America
Amazing Spiderman 2
Godzilla
Expandables
Robocop

[Stehle]

A film cannot be a "favorite" if you haven't seen it yet.

Of course none of this actually matters to you as you are just spamming so you be able to download NZBs just like the other people in this thread.

And one wonders why I hate the internet.

There seems to be quite an influx as of late. :dry:

(I Google'd FST to see if anyone was giving away "Free" toasters for new posters.) :alien:

[MikieTham]

Jack Ryan.. great action film..

[bionutter]

Looking forward to the Edge Of Tomorrow.....

[ivanh0e]

Looking forward to "300: Rise of an Empire"

[IdolEyes787]

A film cannot be a "favorite" if you haven't seen it yet.

Of course none of this actually matters to you as you are just spamming so you be able to download NZBs just like the other people in this thread.

And one wonders why I hate the internet.

There seems to be quite an influx as of late. :dry:

(I Google'd FST to see if anyone was giving away "Free" toasters for new posters.) :alien:

I honestly wouldn't even care about all the fluff posts if any of the people making them made even minimal effort to actually follow up on things they posted.
Sadly not the case though as it's abundantly apparent that most a) Don't bother to read anything in a thread beyond the title b) have zero intention of ever posting again

Anyway I know I have said it before and probably will say it again but fuck the fuck off you useless,stupid, self-serving,self involved wanks. :)

PS Fuck off.

[torrentus]

300: Rise of an Empire (2014) is cool. Trailer and details here (http://moviescout.tv/stream-300-rise-of-an-empire-2014-online.html)

[timfullhd]

I'm looking forward to Interstellar!

[Stehle]

Anyway I know I have said it before and probably will say it again but fuck the fuck off you useless,stupid, self-serving,self involved wanks. :)

PS Fuck off.

Well said!

Cheers! ;)

[jdupont]

the wolf of wallstreet

[SoapBoXXX]

Captain America: Winter Soldier is tops on my list right now.

[jnut]

Intersellar

[piercerseth]

All You Need Is Kill. Which I just found out was retitled, Edge of Tomorrow. Lame. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1631867/ I like that Cruise still does genre pics, and I'm a sucker for the whole Groundhog day causality trope.

Snowpiercer http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706620/ Region B bluray hits in April. Who knows when Weinstein will bother with a stateside theatrical release.

[jimjims]

gota be the hobbit for me

[sparkyboy]

transformers 4 all the way

[Rart]

transformers 4 all the way

For the briefest moment I believed the fourth installment would redeem itself by not having Shia LaBeouf, as I can't watch anything with him in it without being reminded how much of a giant tool he is for not only plagiarizing an entire script but also plagiarizing his apology when he got caught.

Then I realized they replaced him with possibly an even bigger tool in the form of Mark Wahlberg, who was addicted to cocaine at the age of 13, threw rocks and yelled racial slurs at African Americans, and on two separate occasions beat a vietnamese man with a stick, knocking one unconscious and permanentky blinding the other in one eye. He then took it upon himself to "forgive himself" for what he had done without making amends to the victims in question.

You could say to watch the movies for the plot rather than for the actors, but then again I doubt Transformers will have much of that either.

[IdolEyes787]

transformers 4 all the way

Hopefully I only inadvertently ate something highly toxic and am merely hallucinating as I lay perilously close to a painful death and I didn't actually hear that someone is looking forward to Transformers 4.:mellow:

[Artemis]

American Hustl

Apathy rules O

[anon]

American Hustl

Apathy rules O

141777

- ENOUGH CENSORSH
- He either ran out of pai, or he couldn fini for reaso which are publicl kno

[torrentus]

my personal favourites of last months: American Hustle (2013) (http://moviescout.tv/stream-american-hustle-2013-online.html) (would rate 7.5 from 10), Divergent (2014) (http://moviescout.tv/stream-divergent-2014-online.html) (would rate 6.0 from 10, but it's ok to watch), Need for Speed (2014) (http://moviescout.tv/stream-need-for-speed-2014-online.html) (would rate 6.5 from 10, but i like racing movies so it was for me fine to watch it) and I, Frankenstein (2014) (http://moviescout.tv/stream-i-frankenstein-2014-online.html) (would rate it 6.5 from 10: the movie has rather good special effect, the story I didn't liked, but such movies you watch once and forget the next day)

[IdolEyes787]

That would be looking backward,wank.

Honestly I would ask that someone kill me but I'm too afraid that Hell is a lot like this.

I,Frankenstein. No,seriously.:unsure:http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/i_frankenstein/

You my good sir,are well and truly an idiot. :)

[megabyteme]

Snowpiercer http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706620/ Region B bluray hits in April.

Available now. Thanks for the heads-up. :)

[piercerseth]

Available now. Thanks for the heads-up. :)
Watched the 1080 last night, enjoyed it quite a bit. Total Terry Gilliam and Jeunet vibe.

If you're not familiar with Joon-ho's previous work, be sure to check out Host & Mother. Both excellent.

[megabyteme]

On that rec, walking downstairs to watch Snowpiercer right now. :happy:

[piercerseth]

On that rec, walking downstairs to watch Snowpiercer right now. :happy:
I'm curious to hear what you have to say about it. My gf better articulated the particular aesthetic as: "dystopian whimsy/grim Wes Anderson." Hipster bitch.

I wonder how something ostensibly oddball like Guardians of the Galaxy gets a huge ass summer blockbuster release & promotion while this is relegated to a couple art house venues. *shrugs*

[megabyteme]

I wonder how something ostensibly oddball like Guardians of the Galaxy gets a huge ass summer blockbuster release & promotion while this is relegated to a couple art house venues. *shrugs*

The powers that be have to keep this sort of film out of the eyes of the masses or else people would begin to see the injustice, dehumanization, and emptiness of the system, man. :whistling

Actually, I enjoyed it quite a bit. I did not give it any analytic thought until I was through with it, which did make me realize I had seen most every idea used in other films- just not so many of those elements mixed together. I enjoyed that there were more than a couple "surprises" and that we weren't limited to a single moment of wow-ishness.

This is one of those "elements"...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=segrVSCYbhc

[IdolEyes787]

I wonder how something ostensibly oddball like Guardians of the Galaxy gets a huge ass summer blockbuster release & promotion while this is relegated to a couple art house venues. *shrugs*

The powers that be have to keep this sort of film out of the eyes of the masses or else people would begin to see the injustice, dehumanization, and emptiness of the system, man. :whistling



A short and annoying primer on the business of show.

Business is like a greedy child.It wants everything yet craves stability and fears the unknown.It would rather grow comfortably fat on junk food than momentarily suffer eating broccoli even if it knows that it will be the better for eating the broccoli.

Apparently Meg is also show business.:mellow:

PS Also there's the Jew's to consider.

[ripclaw]

Transformers and X-Men

[Vestibule]

GODZILLA

...meets Heisenberg

yes... I grew up with the movies and I love the roar... but don't use it as a ring tone... some people get annoyed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIu85WQTPRc



I wonder how something ostensibly oddball like Guardians of the Galaxy gets a huge ass summer blockbuster release & promotion while this is relegated to a couple art house venues. *shrugs*

The powers that be have to keep this sort of film out of the eyes of the masses or else people would begin to see the injustice, dehumanization, and emptiness of the system, man. :whistling

Actually, I enjoyed it quite a bit. I did not give it any analytic thought until I was through with it, which did make me realize I had seen most every idea used in other films- just not so many of those elements mixed together. I enjoyed that there were more than a couple "surprises" and that we weren't limited to a single moment of wow-ishness.
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Kewl.... Now I'm curious.... I'll check it out

[megabyteme]

GODZILLA

...meets Heisenberg

Kewl.... Now I'm curious.... I'll check it out

1. Please, oh please, oh pleeeese, don't let them fuck it up like they did with the Broderick version. :frusty:

2. I hope you enjoy Snowpiercer. Worthy of a viewing, IMO. Check out 13 Sins since you like that genre as well. :)

[IdolEyes787]

GODZILLA

...meets Heisenberg

Kewl.... Now I'm curious.... I'll check it out

1. Please, oh please, oh pleeeese, don't let them fuck it up like they did with the Broderick version. :frusty:



The director had a career as a visual effects person:ermm: , the guy who wrote the script has zero experience and the man who wrote the story is responsible for The Expendables and the atrocity that is the movie version of Doom.
If you are banking on the cast somehow saving it then I should point out that before hitting with Argo,Cranston starred in John Carter,Red Tails, the Total Recall remake and Rock of Ages. :mellow:
Yeah, this will be real good.

[megabyteme]

Had about an hour of driving between the trip to take the kids to grandma's and coming home. Occurred to me that the preview contains about 6* instances of Cranston saying [Oh god, no!] or variations of such. With your analysis, we may not be looking at Best Picture awards, nor Best Actor.

All that considered, while Godzilla may come from the deep, the scripts never have. Let's just hope we don't see anything to do with earthworm specialists. :pinch:

*EDIT- OK, only two, but there was a third one implied as the big door slams with his wife inside.

[Vestibule]

1. Please, oh please, oh pleeeese, don't let them fuck it up like they did with the Broderick version. :frusty:

2. I hope you enjoy Snowpiercer. Worthy of a viewing, IMO. Check out 13 Sins since you like that genre as well. :)

1. My Godzilla does not lay eggs:@

2. Snowpiercer was better than expected... granted I had limited expectations... but for the comments of you and Piercerseth... seriously, 2013 was not a good year for film... but please, prove me wrong with more suggestions and yes... I will... 13 sins... in the near future.


Idol wrote re Godzilla... The director had a career as a visual effects person , the guy who wrote the script has zero experience and the man who wrote the story is responsible for The Expendables and the atrocity that is the movie version of Doom.
(If it were not for the steamy glare of Karl Urbans' fiery eyes... I could not watch it to its painful conclusion)

If you are banking on the cast somehow saving it then I should point out that before hitting with Argo,Cranston starred in John Carter,Red Tails, the Total Recall remake and Rock of Ages.
Yeah, this will be real good. (Oh God! No...)

[megabyteme]

seriously, 2013 was not a good year for film... but please, prove me wrong with more suggestions and yes... I will... 13 sins... in the near future.

I do find it sad that we have access to everything and still dig through the silt to find good tolerable entertainment...

That said, there's enough (as long as you avoid watching the preview) in 13 Sins to make it worthwhile.

[torrentus]

Spider Man 2 is released, was waiting for it, will watch it soon. Only the cast (http://topmovies.cc/10397-watch-the-amazing-spider-man-2-2014-online.html) is not what i expected, don' think that the people are good for spider man story

[IdolEyes787]

I have seen the trailers and they are a good representation of precisely what is wrong with movies these days.Ten second close-up of an actor giving some wank exposition followed by 50 seconds of CG gimcrackery.
For a moment I lost track if I was watching Spider Man or The Lone Ranger. :mellow:

[LemOnzoo]

... seriously, 2013 was not a good year for film... but please, prove me wrong with more suggestions and yes... I will... 13 sins... in the near future.

Here is list of my favourites from last 2 years. Maybe you'll find something usefull.

Excellent:
Le passé (2013)
The World's End (2013)
Borgman (2013)
The Kings of Summer (2013)
Dallas Buyers Club (2013)

Very good:
The Croods (2013)
Legenda No. 17 (2013)
Oldboy (2013)
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
Despicable Me 2 (2013)

Good:
Prisoners (2013)
The Wolverine (2013)
Oblivion (2013)
Snowpiercer (2013)
Mama (2013)
The Last Days on Mars (2013)
The Conjuring (2013)
Gravity (2013)
12 Years a Slave (2013)

Guilty pleasure:
Snitch (2013)
The Last Stand (2013)
Homefront (2013)

[sammy12]

is there a site that has when the movies in theaters will be coming out in DVD

[brmmbrmmboy]

transformers 4

[sabre74]

XMEN:Days offuture past for me. Cant wait for that, but I am a bit of a geek when it comes to comics

Best film Ive seen recently, American Hustle, great story and great acting. I did enjoy pain and gain too. Not probably for everyone but I really enjoyed it.

[esp2000]

Hoping to see Godzilla or X-Men this weekend. Both of those are on my list

[rockman29068]

Godzilla seemed to be good when i saw the trailer ... but it was the best scene of the movie and the entire stuff is very disapointing

[IdolEyes787]

A "blockbuster" released before the Memorial Day weekend.,who'd has ever guessed it wasn't good?

Also clearly standards aren't what they used to be when the guy giving the featured Godzilla review on IMDB says something like "the good popcorn fun of Pacific Rim?"
Wasn't that movie a steaming,nonsensical pile of shit or something with the only good thing about it being the music and the fact that it wasn't longer?

[megabyteme]

I hate to give out any spoilers, but the Breaking Bad tie in where they get Godzilla addicted to meth, then weaken him by cutting off his supply was brilliant. :yup: Granted, he did destroy half the city while he was high. :idunno:

[renhoek93]

Dumb & Dumber To. :)

[piercerseth]

May have to leave the house for The Rover:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChM2icbWo9w

[megabyteme]

The only question remaining is: Will Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson kiss at the end? :wub:

http://i62.tinypic.com/a0ucgo.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

Sounds like Mad Max :The Road Warrior minus basically everything that was good or fun about that movie.

[piercerseth]

The only question remaining is: Will Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson kiss at the end? :wub:
Hey now, you know if it were titled The RØver and starred Mads, you'd be all over it :P I'm hoping Pattinson shakes off his sparkly vampire bs and shows off some acting chops.

[megabyteme]

Oh no you didn't. :nono: You didn't just mention Mads and Pattinson in the same sentence. :angry::angry::angry:


RP had his chance to shine in Cosmopolis (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1480656/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_9), where he played an emotionless Billionaire on his way to get a haircut. :mellow:


This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3748538/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3) made me laugh (a little bit, anyway)...

[Serge525]

Last Saturday I just went to see "Maleficent" and I loved it!. I believe this is one of Angelina Jolie's best characterizations. Loved the "dark" and "good"side of the character and the music was really good, specially the song "Once Upon a Dream" sang by Lana del Rey.
I really like movies where they show you a possible other side of a classic version. They make you think
If you like this kind of movies, watch it and tell me what you think

[Devostator]

Transformers: Age of Extinction
cool, rewind and start))))

[quakeremfon]

paranormal activity 5

Im such a horror addict anyone know new found footage movies????

[IdolEyes787]

Transformers: Age of Extinction
cool, rewind and start))))


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transformers_age_of_extinction/#contentReviews

I'm assuming the 18% positive are junket whores who will lend their name to anything for a free lunch.

[megabyteme]

In the past 3 minutes, it seems to have fallen to 17%. :pinch:

[IdolEyes787]

In your face,Snowpiercer.

http://insidemovies.ew.com/2014/06/29/box-office-report-transformers-age-of-extinction/

In other news,somebody should seriously consider limiting the disposable income of 15 year olds and retards.
..........................................
Hey Meg.Chef (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/chef_2014/) is suppose to be about food ,which you like and also really good.
The only downside that I see is that while it's about food,there doesn't seem to be any cannibalism involved.:(

[megabyteme]

Snowpiercer, Bong Joon-ho’s sci-fi actioner starring Chris Evans and Tilda Swinton, made $162K from eight locations. “There’s no stopping this train. With some of the best reviews of the year and incredibly strong word-of-mouth

I'm thinking the exec who made this statement does not know the difference between a "k" and an "M" at the end of the number. :mellow:

[IdolEyes787]

He knows that "k" is what you spend on getting the best screenwriter possible and "M" is what you spend on blowing stuff up.

[Northnut48]

Anybody seen new planet of the apes movie? Looks pretty sweet!

[IdolEyes787]

Anybody seen new planet of the apes movie? Looks pretty sweet!

I seriously just don't get movies that are nothing more than one long FX.
People deserve better than videogame cutscenes when they go to a movie.

OK,maybe not you.

[megabyteme]

I don't mind the use of animation for creating characters such as in PotA. The alternatives:

http://i.imgur.com/7HHeEJc.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/wMPqECz.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/f7Qp889.jpg?1

I never liked the fake look of the original series. Tim Roth was fantastic in his 2001 role; Michael Clark Duncan was memorable; Paul Giamatti and others weren't so much. The actors went through hours of makeup each day. Why would you feel that heavily latexed actors would be superior to animations based off of actors and/or (in this case) conceptualized animal movements?

Rejecting detailed, animated characters offhand is similar in nature to pointing out that backdrops look phony in older movies. Where these shows are failing is not in the use (or even overuse) of special effects, but in the failing to tell compelling stories.

[IdolEyes787]

Rejecting detailed, animated characters offhand is similar in nature to pointing out that backdrops look phony in older movies.

Fake backdrops vs. fake people.http://filesharingtalk.com/asset.php?fid=62876&uid=197932&d=1404320551

[megabyteme]

Not sure how you've been posting pics lately, Idol, but this is the second in a row that won't show. I assume you posted something that makes the point that your words didn't. :idunnno:

As for the words: "fake" is relative, as I was saying. Goofy costumes vs heavy latex vs computer rigging. The latest (and it will get more realistic) generation of "apes" is the most "believable" of the 3 incarnations. I'm just not inclined to offhandedly say that is bad.

[megabyteme]

Might be somewhat promising afterall...


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x229web_mad-max-fury-road-comic-con-trailer_shortfilms

[Fruzzy]

Grand Budapest Hotel

[IdolEyes787]

Grand Budapest Hotel

Likewise I'm betting that when it becomes 2015 and no one thinks to close the thread or edit the title,people with still be nonsensically posting here.

[crash_10uk]

Cant wait for LUCY

[Piterstar]

Godzilla

[onom]

spiderman2

[megabyteme]

May have to leave the house for The Rover:

Is available in the convenient home version. Watching it now and will blame you if it sucks, ps. :P

[piercerseth]

May have to leave the house for The Rover:

Is available in the convenient home version. Watching it now and will blame you if it sucks, ps. :P
:D If it's really bad don't say anything and let me waste 90 min. Planning to watch it this evening. The criticisms on RT are strange.

[megabyteme]

[:D If it's really bad don't say anything and let me waste 90 min. Planning to watch it this evening. The criticisms on RT are strange.

PM me after you watch it. There's enough in the show to discuss, but posted openly, would remove any reason to watch it.

[IdolEyes787]

[:D If it's really bad don't say anything and let me waste 90 min. Planning to watch it this evening. The criticisms on RT are strange.

PM me after you watch it. There's enough in the show to discuss, but posted openly, would remove any reason to watch it.

Yes let us talk privately and make the forum superfluous like OlegL's penis.

[megabyteme]

Have you seen it? It could be half the length and accomplish the same thing.

[mxnator]

It was the new X-men, but since it has already been released i'll say The Hobbit.

[dickiej]

dumb and dumber 2

[Artemis]

Have you seen it? It could be half the length and accomplish the same thing.

Unlike your penis :naughty:

[josedominguez]

X-men probably the best one this year

[IdolEyes787]

Or at least one.

[Artemis]

X-men probably the best one this year

I strongly suggest you watch Idiocracy. In your case it is an awful glimpse of your future :yup:

[megabyteme]

Have you seen it? It could be half the length and accomplish the same thing.

Unlike your penis :naughty:

Pffft, I could still leave her dissatisfied with just the tip. :01:

[Picus769fr]

Interstellar because Christopher Nolan!

[miro2014]

Edge Of Tomorrow

[Artemis]

Edge Of Tomorrow

I hate to rain on your crazy parade but the thread title says 'films to look forward to....' it's been released at the movies and on Blu-ray, so unless you live in Borneo or Outer Mongolia, or are the victim of repeating time yourself then there is nothing to look forward to here spotty. :blink:

[megabyteme]

A watchable version of The Salvation (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2720680/) has surfaced on IPT. It is cropped a bit, and did not want to restart after I paused it. It has hardcoded gibberish (non-English) and the gibberish-spoken parts don't have subtitles. However, it beats waiting eternally without a US release date.

[IdolEyes787]

I might give it a go even though it's been described as a "revenge Western " and Westerns sort of need to be morality tales to be true to the genre.That said I'm fine with it just as long as the hero doesn't eat anybody.

Also happy belated Birthday,homo.

[megabyteme]

I might give it a go even though it's been described as a "revenge Western " and Westerns sort of need to be morality tales to be true to the genre.That said I'm fine with it just as long as the hero doesn't eat anybody.

Also happy belated Birthday,homo.

After the video failed to continue after pausing, I decided to go to sleep last night. Have not finished it yet, but it's not Once Upon a Time material. You pretty much get the gist of his motivation early on. Bad guys pay. Eva Green has secks.

Off-topic b-day stuffs:

Wasn't actually to excited about my birthday- no significant milestone; nothing planned. My wife, son, and myself have had a horrible cold/plague for the past week. Coincidentally, October 1st marked the 20th anniversary of our meeting (the day we typically celebrate since I took over a decade to do the official marriage thing :blushing: ). We "celebrated" by sharing a can of Progresso soup.* :yay: That said, after attending class wearing a germ mask (wish more people would do the same), I arrived home to some very excited kids who had helped mom make some cupcakes. TBH, their true celebratory spirits made for the happiest birthday I've had in many years.

Finagled an Amazon Fire TV (http://www.amazon.com/Fire-TV-streaming-media-player/dp/B00CX5P8FC) out of my annual avoidance of demise reward- which has exceeded my expectations.* Will be sideloading XBMC on it in the near future. Others who have done so seem to find it very capable. Right now, between Prime, Netflix, and Plex, (it plays casual games, too) I'm living room media satisfied :happy: ...

* I'm not an entirely heartless cretin, we are setting aside a decent chunk of tax refund $$$ for jewelry to mark the occasion. :) The recent-ish purchase of the Canon 70D ate up current resources.
**I've had the device for about 3 weeks.

[IdolEyes787]

OK first clearly with all that Amazon Fire TV sideloading XBMC Prime, Netflix, and Plex I'm living room media satisfied bullshit you have obviously mistaken me for skiz in which case I am debating killing myself.I just need to settle on a suitably horrible way.
Other than that, as for your birthday stuff I would say that a wise man counts his blessings not his troubles or something equally sage I learned while studying to be a Shaolin priest.

[megabyteme]

a wise man counts his blessings not his troubles or something equally sage I learned while studying to be a Shaolin priest.

Like Shaolin get Progresso soup. :01:

[Artemis]

you have obviously mistaken me for skiz in which case I am debating killing myself.I just need to settle on a suitably horrible way.


May I suggest a woodchipper? :blink:

[megabyteme]

Off-topic stuffs better suited for a hardware fred...

Do you have access to Amazon services in fake Australia, Art? I know we've discussed my use of set-top devices, but this one outshines them all significantly. XBMC on the Fire TV. (http://wiki.xbmc.org/index.php?title=Amazon_Fire_TV) Managed to get mine for $80 with student discount. Don't think a comparable silent device about the size of a square smartphone can be built for the same.

[01nidhish]

I would say " Anabelle " :wacko:

[IdolEyes787]

you have obviously mistaken me for skiz in which case I am debating killing myself.I just need to settle on a suitably horrible way.


May I suggest a woodchipper? :blink:

Sure if you want flash over function.

If you had thought this through you would realize that though grisly,a woodchipper would likely kill you in a couple of seconds flat.Where is the agony in that?
I'm thinking based on initial tests ,that either diving face first into a large hill of mutant fire ants or suffering a particularly bad paper cut would be the way to go.

[Artemis]

May I suggest a woodchipper? :blink:

Sure if you want flash over function.

If you had thought this through you would realize that though grisly,a woodchipper would likely kill you in a couple of seconds flat.Where is the agony in that?
I'm thinking based on initial tests ,that either diving face first into a large hill of mutant fire ants or suffering a particularly bad paper cut would be the way to go.

You said 'horrible' not 'agonising' which is all in the perspective. It is not really that horrible for you since you will be deceased, but it will be truly horrible for who ever discovers your corpse salsa spread all over the landscape/walls you get the picture.... And then there is the funeral arrangements..... no open coffin for you. :blink:

It really is horrible..... :yup:

It ticks all the boxes of your original inquiry :yup:

[IdolEyes787]

Yeah,right feelings or whatever,homo.

[Artemis]

Yeah,right feelings or whatever,homo.

People will even have to be circumspect when talking about your untimely mincing death. Even common things like 'he went to pieces at the end' would be tacky in this situation.... :blink:

[sister]

Last Saturday I just went to see "Maleficent" and I loved it!. I believe this is one of Angelina Jolie's best characterizations. Loved the "dark" and "good"side of the character and the music was really good, specially the song "Once Upon a Dream" sang by Lana del Rey.
I really like movies where they show you a possible other side of a classic version. They make you think
If you like this kind of movies, watch it and tell me what you think I really enjoyed that movie as well for the same reasons :yup:
I also think that the effects were great! Effects-wise, my favorite was when Maleficent was casting her spell on the baby. That was stunning!

[CATRINA123]

my favourite movie of 2014 is Kingsman, The Secret Service .

[SallyBaron]

Inglourious Basterds

[anon]

Pulp Fiction