Last Word Game

[Gribley]

construction is require to bridge the gap

[bigboab]

gap years are an excuse for the rich to spend more of daddies money

[Gribley]

money could be the route to all evil but I wouldn't know being skint

[bigboab]

skint is a passing phase

[Gribley]

phase transition is a poncy way to describe how my ice cube changed state from water

[bigboab]

water will find the quickest descent

[Gribley]

descent into madness will probably happen if you hang around here

[bigboab]

here is the safest place. I know there are at least two people in here. In other places it could be the same person talking to their alter (big) egos.:rolleyes:

[Gribley]

egos can be damaged but your true self will always prevail

[bigboab]

prevail and erratic will never be associated words

[Gribley]

words are all very nice but I still prefer chocolates



(don`t get wrong idea about gender there, just playing the game)

[bigboab]

chocolates can be used as a lure

[Gribley]

lure the beast from the cave

[bigboab]

cave dwellers are roll models for some of the local community

[Gribley]

community police have no real powers and are just unpaid dressed up police officers




... roll models
is that like sausage 'roll' models :D. Couldn`t resist, I have many a typo to my name so can`t really throw stones from my fragile glass house :)

[bigboab]

officers are soldiers who could not hack it in the lower ranks

[xoooai]

Ranks right up there with Yo Momma jokes

[bigboab]

jokes aside, where does your humour come from?

[Gribley]

from whence you came you shall remain

171963

[bigboab]

remain lost the referendum

[Gribley]

referendum is our governments way of passing the blame for mistakes taken by them in power and just want to offload the guilt in a political way

[bigboab]

way to go

[Gribley]

go, stop or be a amber gambler (traffic light humour, how low can I go from here)

[bigboab]

gambler is just another word for loser

[Gribley]

loser one day and winner another, just got to get the balance right

[bigboab]

right turning is the most dangerous manoeuvere

[Gribley]

manoeuvre you tank into position and kick some 'world of tanks' opposition arse

[bigboab]

arse or elbow, they confuse

[Gribley]

confuse and distract your enemy for maximum result

[bigboab]

result would be great if we always came first in a race

[Gribley]

race against time but we all lose to it in the end

[shaina]

end is only a beginning in disguise

[Gribley]

disguise can be a spies best friend but not if she is a lady with a stick-on mustache

[shaina]

mustache only looks good when you are drinking a glass of 2% Milk

[bigboab]

milk it for what it is worth

[Gribley]

Milk from your dog can be used but if you expect to have return customers I would stick with cows
scratch that, I was too late :(


And the new one that I missed:

worth is not a measure of value

[bigboab]

value means nothing unless you are selling

[Gribley]

selling timeshares makes you by my definition an evil person

[bigboab]

person to person is the easiest way to solve disputes

[Gribley]

disputes can be resolved but not in this house it seems

[shaina]

seems like bored people can stay slightly occupied at File Sharing Talk :whistling

[Gribley]

talk is cheap, my time is my employers money

[shaina]

money makes the world go round, so they say :idunno:

[bigboab]

say what you like

[Gribley]

like to me married, well not so much at the moment

[bigboab]

moment to contemplate and say sorry( wish I could)

[Gribley]

sorry works well, not so much when it isn`t your fault

[bigboab]

fault line indicate the likelihood of earth tremors? (could not spell earthquakes)

[Gribley]

tremors was a fantastic funny film

[shaina]

film projectors are now obsolete

[bigboab]

obsolete objects have habit of making a comeback

[Gribley]

comeback from this particular disaster is looking very unlikely




Damn it me sad again now not sure when I was happy last.... so many years....

[bigboab]

unlikely, if you have kids\grandkids you are talking minutes

[Gribley]

Minutes are just another definition of time

[shaina]

Time is on my side:)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyyoaWjVXYM&list=RDeyyoaWjVXYM#t=152

[bigboab]

side with the winner every chance you get

[shaina]

get going when the going is good :unsure:

[bigboab]

good people will always win, hopefully

[shaina]

hopefully i can still see the sunrise for a few more years :D

[bigboab]

I would love to see any sunrise:lol:


years since we saw the last one

[Gribley]

one is just a little bit bigger than zero

[shaina]

Does the sun not rise where you are Bigboab:D

zero tolerance should be given for racism :whistling

[bigboab]

yes it does rise here. my father was alive that day.(he died nearly sixty years ago)

racism is, in my opinion, caused by parochialism

[shaina]

Sorry to hear about your dad you were a young pup then:D, i was thinking more of cloudy and rainy a lot:idunno:

parochialism causes society pockets of segregation

(a word not used quite a lot bigboab:D)

[bigboab]

segregation will keep us apart

[shaina]

apart from being good most of the time, there are times you need to be bad :batman:

[Gribley]

bad food makes my tummy rumble

[shaina]

Gives me the runs Gribley :D

rumble and tumble in the Bronx

[bigboab]

Bronx, an area in new york

[Gribley]

York is where my daughter was conceived

(true factual there : 14 years ago.... about the last time we did it)

[shaina]

York is where my daughter was conceived
(true factual there : 14 years ago.... about the last time we did it)

:lol: :lol: How do you think i feel I have 3 kids and only got it twice :whistling

conceived the ramifications of broadening them

[Caballero]

172097

:)

[Gribley]

words are powerful tools and can be used for good or bad


I couldn`t really use the "!"...
words!, we don`t need no f*cking words in this here school... didn`t really work.

[shaina]

172099

[Gribley]

bone is somewhat required to keep skin and flesh in the required shape

Have we turned this thread into picture mode?

[bigboab]

shape your future with a good education

[Gribley]

education has been lost in the race to pure results in a test

[bigboab]

test your blood for sugar level

[Gribley]

level up, I can roll a 10, said the sad Dungeons and Dragons player





I did play once or twice about 25 years ago but then I was indeed a sad tech-o person but those were still happier days

[bigboab]

player power is non-existent in professional soccer

[Gribley]

soccer(football) is a game of two halves

[bigboab]

halves and halves not is the incorrect spelling

[Gribley]

spelling was never my strong point

[bigboab]

point of sales, it should be point of paying

[Gribley]

paying for goods would make you not a shop lifter


(not sure my English teacher would of accepted that sentence)

[bigboab]

it seems ok to me. I haven't laughed so great since I was a children at grammar school

lifter could pull muscles in the back

[Gribley]

back to front makes buttoning a shirt very difficult

[bigboab]

difficult is not the word for it

[Gribley]

IT was a great book

[bigboab]

book your place now

[Gribley]

now was here a second ago but is gone forever

[bigboab]

forever and ever, amen

[Gribley]

amen, said the preacher, just before Clint Eastwood shot them all

[bigboab]

all men are equal, but to what?

[Gribley]

what, really you can`t spell watt? Now give me an Ohms triangle

[bigboab]

triangle is full of red balls

[Gribley]

balls are spherical

[bigboab]

spherical or comical, I just laugh a either and pretend I understand.

[Gribley]

understand your limitations and then ignore them

[bigboab]

them, a good group in the sixties

[Gribley]

sixties, according to popular rumour, was a drug and sex fest for those lucky enough to be there and of age

[bigboab]

age is not a disability, only good thing about the sixties/seventies was the music. Except the Beatles, the biggest con in the music industry

[Gribley]

industry, I believe, covers both the production and services



(yeah it`s not very good but I was a bit stuck on where to go with it.....)

[bigboab]

services on your car get dearer year by year

[Gribley]

year books are for people who live in the past

[bigboab]

past your best in middle age

[Gribley]

age brings both wisdom and equal amounts of regret

[bigboab]

regret I've had a few

[Gribley]

few too many the officer said before I throwed up on his shoes

[bigboab]

shoes are made for walking or hunting people away

[Gribley]

away with your pesky scoundrel

[bigboab]

scoundrel is the best I have been called

[shaina]

called out to G-D, but he must be too busy to answer :whistling

[bigboab]

answer me and tell me the whole truth

[shaina]

Truth, you can't handle the truth:whistling

172420

Amazing movie Bigboab!! I would think you have seen it right??:yup:

[bigboab]

truth is, I can't

[Gribley]

can`t is not the way to start a negotiation

[bigboab]

negotiation is a method that both sides settle for the same conditions they started with

[Gribley]

with or without, make the best you can out of your current situation

[bigboab]

situation calm, before the storm

[Gribley]

Storm, wasn`t she the white haired girl?

(x-men reference of course)

[bigboab]

girl of my dreams, more like girl in my dreams

[shaina]

dreams of a threesome may never happen:whistling

[bigboab]

happen I came across them later (this is teaching me not to spoke right)

[Gribley]

later when the kids are in-bed is a prelude to disastrous parent discussions

(bob-me speak no right anyway, me not got problem with that, me put too many commas in sentences anyway..... look how many '.' I can put at the end as well.... pause for thought as I now add some more commas,,,,,)

[bigboab]

discussions only talk about what you would like to do, not what you actually do

[Gribley]

do as Idol says or you`ll be put on the naughty step



dreams of a threesome may never happen:whistling
Sure the dreams will happen but the event less likely :D

[bigboab]

step right in, if you'd like to take the grand tour

[Gribley]

Tour the world before the next asteroid hits or some knob is elected in America






I`m impartial to knobness of the current election as I`m not American just someone else on the planet

[bigboab]

America, overblown and over there

[Gribley]

There was once three wise men, no idea were they went but wish I followed them

[bigboab]

them sang 'here comes the night' in the sixties

[Gribley]

sixties are before my time

[bigboab]

time gentlemen, please

[mjmacky]

time gentlemen, please

Please find me nude photos of Ruth Negga

[IdolEyes787]

Please find me nude photos of Ruth Negga

Negga? I hardly know her.
................................................................
The last word would be red if I remembered how to do that.

[bigboab]

her name should be Quasimodo, then it might ring a bell

[Gribley]

bell ringers should really get a cooler hobby

[bigboab]

hobby horse or real horse I will saddle up either

[Gribley]

either or, so not an XOR gate





As I cast my mind back to digital electronics when I was 16 (almost 30 ago)........ analog I had to cheat at in the test but damn me I have a good memory recall so ace`d that exam and had time to go outside and have a smoke. Them were the days.....

[bigboab]

gate takings do not reflect attendance

[Gribley]

attendance should not be rewarded (at school) as any child can be healthy

[bigboab]

healthy body, healthy mind. the behaviour of most members of gyms would contradict

[Gribley]

contradict your manager and you`ll get an early retirement

[bigboab]

retirement is not all that it is thought to be

[Gribley]

be one with the universe, I think, is the hippy way

[bigboab]

way to go

[Gribley]

go forth and conquer

[bigboab]

conquer your fears with acohol

[Gribley]

acohol, is that like a 0% proof version of alcohol?

[bigboab]

alcohol is an 'l' of a lot stronger

[Gribley]

stronger sticking force is the pinnacle drive of glue





That was not really a sentence but I wanted to end with glue

[bigboab]

glue is an adhesive substance

[Gribley]

Substance abuse can cause death, I`ve not seen it and I`m happy that I`ve not. Just drink cheap Vodka if you must and keep off the glue and aerosols








This was a public health warning by the Grib party

[bigboab]

aerosols are one of the causes of global warming

[Gribley]

warming up my muffin



that isn`t even close to a coherent sentence but who cares anymore.... just me and Bob anyway since Shay has left the word game fold.

[shaina]

Muffin tops are not sexy (a gift for you Caballero:D)

I have here and not here at the same time :batman:

Was busy Gribley, and hope everything is well my friend, and get it right it is "Boab",..... Bigboab!! (I think it needs Bond music for effect)

172632

[Gribley]

sexy is not a word I have come across since marriage


Shay, know you are still around buddy. Nice to see you pop-up back in the friendly zone for a bit :) Had no idea what a 'muffin top' was but sort of getting the picture now, would it be a top of a sentient backed confectionery that likes jeans perhaps?

[shaina]

marriage is very complicated (Or do women make it complicated:unsure:)

Ya still alive and kicking (myself) Gribley, it is an honor and my pleasure to be in the word section(safe zone) with you and the the ambassador of the word section Bigboab :D
Here is a better example for the Muffin Top...

172633

[bigboab]

complicated describes my lifeline

[Gribley]

lifeline can be extended to those you love




grammer incorrect again but I can`t see how to work that in at the start :S

[bigboab]

love thy neighbour, until he returns your lawnmower

[Gribley]

lawnmower man was not what I would call one of Mr Kings better books

[bigboab]

books made into movies never reach your expectations

[Gribley]

Expectations can be exaggerated based on previous fine books and your own perception. Regardless of the format I still like the imagination involved when reading a real physical book..... Tommy-knockers and "The Stand" are still some of my favourites but they do lose out to Greg Bear and EON

[bigboab]

eon is one of the few books written by a bear

[shaina]

Bear-Jew roll in Inglorious Bastards was great :D


Gee whiz Bigboab, i didn't have a chance LOL!!

Edit: it is ok Bigboab i fixed it :D

172673

[bigboab]

great expectations is another good book

[shaina]

book your vacations online

[bigboab]

online banking could be a nightmare if you are careless

[shaina]

careless whispers of a good friend (Part lyrics of a Wham song:whistling)

[IdolEyes787]

careless whispers of a good friend (Part lyrics of a Wham song:whistling)

......and waste the chance that I'm Bill Gibbon
guilty feats has got no rib hymn

[shaina]

hymn a religious song or poem

Come on now Idol, you could have taken the time and changed the color of the last word :D
I know you dislike it here but it is nice to see you buddy ..

:artist:

[bigboab]

poem, a piece of writing in which the expression of feelings and ideas is given intensity by particular attention to diction (sometimes involving rhyme), rhythm, and imagery.(courtesy of Google)

[Gribley]

imagery suggest that I also understand a nuance.

[bigboab]

nuance or to a lesser degree

[Gribley]

degree of complexity sounds like summit I should of lernt in skool

[bigboab]

skool days were the best days of your life

[Gribley]

life begins at 40 is a phrase that was made up by someone much younger

[bigboab]

younger children say the craziest of things

[shaina]

things i have to do today, may have a chance to be done tomorrow :noes:

[Gribley]

tomorrow is another day onsite :(

[bigboab]

onsite, out off sight, more like

[Gribley]

like being a nomadic? it isn`t always what it is cracked up to be from my experience

Pay ain`t too bad however ;)

[bigboab]

experience means nothing if you don't learn from it

[Gribley]

IT is job role that many can pretend to understand and qualify at and yet fall short when asked to actually help

[bigboab]

help is available in this office, If you ask it means that you cant do your job

[shaina]

job is nothing but work :whistling

[bigboab]

work hard, play hard, then leave it all to someone else

[Gribley]

else works better for me than a catch


getting a bit programmy now and showing my age ;)

[bigboab]

catch me if you can

[shaina]

can i have another please :D

[bigboab]

please yourself because it is harder to please other people

[shaina]

People who need people, are the luckiest people in the world


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPlQ6EtArSc

[bigboab]

world power has shifted from west to east

[Gribley]

east is a nice direction, the food is really good for my palate

[bigboab]

palate, the hardest thing to suit in anyone

[Gribley]

anyone can win an election and hence have their finger on the 'end of the world' button

[bigboab]

button it, this is a case where this should apply( I think he has achieved what he set out to do, watch how he changes)

[Gribley]

apply ointment liberally on the affected area


(guessing he`ll not be a fan of Chinese or Mexican takeout night, maybe he is more of a Indian curry man going by his slightly Safron skin colouring)

[fmouse]

area 51, does it exist

[bigboab]

we are all posting from area 51

[fmouse]

we are all posting from area 51

Aha, so that explains the alien wallpaper :rolleyes:

[shaina]

51 is an age i hope to live to see (not far off:whistling)

[DaveReg]

See, you shall, if you believe.

[bigboab]

believe in what?

[Gribley]

What has happened in the world of late, you`ve got wonder

[bigboab]

wonder if Trump will be the person to form the predicted alliance of Russia/U.S.A against China

[Gribley]

China is a powerful 'world power' but also a type of vase

[bigboab]

vase, is pronounced vaise or vaas? I don't know

[shaina]

Know what, i don't give a hoot :D

[bigboab]

hoot if you like trump

[shaina]

trump cards is good to have in the game Euchre:happy:

[bigboab]

Euchre Peak (Lincoln county), probably the highest point in the range in Oregon

[DaveReg]

Oregon has the deepest river gorge

[bigboab]

gorge yourself if weight is not a problem

[DaveReg]

Problem is challenging when dealing with clinical obesity

[bigboab]

obesity is living on the fat of the land

[Gribley]

land now before you crash

[shaina]

Crash testing for Dummies

172927

[bigboab]

dummies are for suckers

[Gribley]

suckers make for an excellent contact on a smooth surface

[bigboab]

surface cohesion decides if you stick or slide

[Gribley]

slide rules are a thing of the past

[bigboab]

past times are just memories

[Gribley]

memories fade but punch cards are forever

[bigboab]

forever and ever amen

[Gribley]

amen said wolverine but then he remembered he was an x-men so felt a little silly

[bigboab]

silly people do not realise their deficiencies

[Gribley]

deficiencies in one area can be overcome with just general knowledge and experience

[bigboab]

experience is more beneficial than a degree

[Gribley]

degree is a measurement/scale of temperature

[bigboab]

temperature scales are useless when trying to weigh recipe ingredients

[DaveReg]

Ingredients of life are just secrets.

[Gribley]

secrets are better when Victoria make them :)

[bigboab]

them had a good hit in the sixties

[Gribley]

sixties are but a blip on the time continuum for us from the seventies

[bigboab]

seventies was far in the future for us in the thirties:blink:

[Gribley]

thirties is a time when everything was in black and white with no sound



*Not unlike some CAMS around today

[bigboab]

sound is invisible to the human eye

[Gribley]

eye of the beholder was a shit (80's?)game but for some reason I remember the name

[bigboab]

name one soccer forward who has not dived

[Gribley]

Dived can be prefixed with muff. I am unclear on the resulting definitions from google but some are appear to be about carpets and wizard sleeves

[bigboab]

sleeves were used for wiping noses when I was at school

[Gribley]

school is just the starting place but there are many avenues open later but also restrictions before you decide on your future

[bigboab]

future taught me to wipe my nose on someone else's cuffs

[Gribley]

cuffs and collars should match or she if probably a ginger

[bigboab]

ginger nuts are caused by being continually dipped in tea

[Gribley]

tea can be found at the bottom of Boston Harbor but doubt you`ll find any biscuits

[bigboab]

I'm sure there will be a few crackers on the side