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DooMeD68
11-05-2007, 02:20 PM
last word game

OK -- You take the LAST word of the sentence and make a new sentence.


eg - A man lived by the water.

The Result:

Water the grass

ziggyjuarez
12-24-2010, 11:04 PM
world is on fire in 2012

bigboab
12-26-2010, 08:10 PM
2012 is a long way in the distance

Thatsgreat
12-29-2010, 01:33 AM
distance, say what? /Usain Bolt

bigboab
12-30-2010, 06:36 PM
Bolt from the blue

Thatsgreat
01-06-2011, 06:06 PM
Blue, blue, blue is the sky

bigboab
01-06-2011, 09:52 PM
sky at night

bijoy
01-27-2011, 08:46 PM
might is good for sex

bigboab
01-28-2011, 08:20 AM
sex is a memory

ScottK
01-28-2011, 11:11 AM
memory is PAIN

bigboab
01-28-2011, 12:42 PM
pain can be overcome

qtd85
02-06-2016, 04:53 PM
overcome with fear

bigboab
02-06-2016, 06:56 PM
fear the worst

Gribley
02-10-2016, 01:58 PM
worst case scenario

bigboab
02-10-2016, 05:43 PM
scenario, picture the scene, I was stuck.:lol:

Gribley
05-04-2016, 02:37 PM
stuck, we had no way out as Idol had bolted all the doors, we were left with the ultimate and final option of the cyanide pills

bigboab
05-05-2016, 08:20 AM
pills are not always the answer

shaina
05-05-2016, 10:16 AM
Answer may not always be what you like

Gribley
05-05-2016, 10:53 AM
like an elephant, that was my original thought


This is a more fun game than the other word games :)

shaina
05-05-2016, 03:46 PM
Thought you meant something else

Same shit different day Gribley:) but whatever floats your boat....

Gribley
05-05-2016, 05:28 PM
else, how was I supposed to start a sentence with else I thought in utter frustration

shaina
05-05-2016, 05:52 PM
frustration is not good for your blood pressure

What you want it easy Gribley?? A man of your stature and ability will always be able to have a solution to the complex problem....

Faith!!

Gribley
05-05-2016, 06:00 PM
Pressure was required to manipulate the nozzle.

Who doesn`t want to end a sentence with nozzle

shaina
05-05-2016, 06:26 PM
Nozzle on the end garden hose needed a new rubber washer

Dirty minded I see Gribley, so the question is, is yours plugged or flowing;)

bigboab
05-05-2016, 08:05 PM
washer women gossip a lot

shaina
05-05-2016, 08:17 PM
lot of people have a hard time understanding English Accents

I think it is because the words don't fit in there mouth properly?? I think i herd that in a movie or something:idunno:
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Gribley
05-05-2016, 09:00 PM
Accents don`t seem important in TV production as all English people sound like 1950 cockney fellas, "up the apples and pears, cor blimey governor"

bigboab
05-06-2016, 06:51 PM
governor would not let me stay in my cell

shaina
05-06-2016, 09:28 PM
cell-phones today are becoming so complex, you have to be a rocket scientist to operate one

bigboab
05-07-2016, 06:47 AM
one day at a time

shaina
05-07-2016, 07:10 AM
time for peace and goodwill to all mankind

bigboab
05-07-2016, 01:27 PM
mankind, the most destructive force on the planet

shaina
05-08-2016, 01:25 AM
Planet earth is round not flat (It is too bad there is some truth to that Bigboab:cry:)

megabyteme
05-08-2016, 02:07 AM
Flat chested women need lovin', too.

shaina
05-08-2016, 02:14 AM
Too many men rely on Viagra to get an erection

bigboab
05-08-2016, 07:19 AM
erection is voting in China

shaina
05-08-2016, 08:47 AM
china serves a human foot for dinner (That is hilarious Bigboab:lol:)

bigboab
05-08-2016, 01:51 PM
dinner I'm afraid consists of rabbit food

it is that bad the doctor got the burrow surveyor to check my prostate.:wacko:

Gribley
05-10-2016, 12:56 PM
food is a large space allocation for interplanetary space travel

shaina
05-10-2016, 01:31 PM
Travel to Venus would be a trip of a lifetime

169671

I hope the prostate checked out fine Bigboab, and didn't leave anything behind:O

bigboab
05-10-2016, 02:40 PM
Shay - wont know till blood results. I'm not worried. It is one of the few operations you hope the surgeon makes an arse of.:unsure:


lifetime study is better than an university degree

Gribley
05-10-2016, 02:53 PM
degree of probability, that is what the underpaid retail sales chap said. I couldn`t fathom the meaning

I`m mixing the games I think but it works anyway :) (underpaid retail chap is just because I`ve been streaming 'chuck'... damn fine old series).

bigboab
05-10-2016, 08:18 PM
meaning that confusion is setting in

faggort
05-10-2016, 08:40 PM
in a giant space ship made of potatoes

megabyteme
05-10-2016, 08:42 PM
In case of national emergency, go to the nearest Walmart and grab as many big screen televisions as possible.

bigboab
05-11-2016, 06:36 AM
"possible" he said, with tongue in cheek

(some of the examples in this section are funny. I haven't laughed so many since I was a children in grammar school):wacko:

Gribley
05-11-2016, 10:37 AM
cheek, that would be the location for a very good slap

bigboab
05-11-2016, 02:07 PM
slap and tickle ( what is that?)

Gribley
05-11-2016, 02:12 PM
tickle me silly

Short one this time. I never really liked the phrase but seems to be backed by google search....

shaina
05-11-2016, 09:11 PM
silly how some people talk a certain way

bigboab
05-12-2016, 06:05 AM
way too complicated for me

Gribley
05-12-2016, 07:59 AM
Me no speaky Spanish
169744

Could of been any country this one just happened to have a piccy :)

shaina
05-12-2016, 09:19 AM
Spanish language is spoken in many countries

bigboab
05-12-2016, 10:21 AM
countries in the north are cold and wet

Gribley
05-12-2016, 01:05 PM
wet and cold, usual English weather even at the peak of summer

shaina
05-12-2016, 04:48 PM
summer in Florida is extremely hot and humid

bigboab
05-12-2016, 06:38 PM
humid is not the word for it, more like steaming

Gribley
05-13-2016, 05:01 AM
steaming is a healthy way to cook

bigboab
05-13-2016, 06:24 AM
cook your own meals

Gribley
05-13-2016, 08:40 AM
meals should be taken with the family, ideally someone elses

shaina
05-13-2016, 07:25 PM
elses is a word not used often in the beginning of a sentence

(Shame on you Gribley... Shame!!!Shame!!. And this will be my go to sentence for fucked up beginning words LOL!)

Gribley
05-13-2016, 09:24 PM
Sentence, it could be the beginning of enlightenment or a the end of someone of death row. Just depends how it used


Shay, you can start a sentence with just about any old dribble as long as you frame it right as you did very well :D

shaina
05-13-2016, 09:35 PM
Wasted many hours trying to solve a problem when some people are just too stubborn

My bad Gribley... I was referring to implications of your breaking bread with someone else?? Was that a knock of your wife's cooking??

And much appreciated on the sentence :D

PS. Do you see the yellow dot next to my name Gribley??

Gribley
05-13-2016, 09:48 PM
Stubborn as a mule, that is what the fictional and totally unlikely random person I just made up exclaimed

Shay - no yellow dot as you are offline it seems, yes indeed I have one as I am truly invisible (yeah we know that isn`t true). Wife doesn`t cook so you`ll need to point out that thread... I`m keeping neutral as much as I can in the shite storm between some members but PM if you need anything.

shaina
05-13-2016, 10:03 PM
exclaimed, after realizing the acid splashed on my leg

This was your posts a few down....
"meals should be taken with the family, ideally someone elses"

I tried to guess on the meaning??

I did the setting like you said for being invisible, i just didn't know if it was working since i see the yellow dot(yours is blank , that i see), so i assume it just showing me i am signed in, but not the rest of the site?? which i now prefer, and thanks for the backup but it is not needed for piss ants like that, but it is good to know it is there:D

Gribley
05-13-2016, 10:07 PM
leg bone's connected to the hip bone

"meals should be taken with the family, ideally someone elses"
was supposed to be funny, guess I missed the mark then :S

shaina
05-13-2016, 10:33 PM
Bone in or bone out rib-eyes are both equally delicious

Got it now Gribley:D, it was funny, but the fence around the "word" keeps the bad people out, so i end up thinking differently (not you Idol in case you are listening LOL!!)..
Sometimes i don't have the thought of Multitasking in FST ....

bigboab
05-14-2016, 06:44 AM
delicious meals are too tempting for anyone on a diet

shaina
05-14-2016, 06:56 AM
diet properly eating full healthy meals will have better results

Too bad i wouldn't really know from my eating habits:whistling

bigboab
05-14-2016, 10:02 AM
results could make you a millionaire

shaina
05-14-2016, 11:44 AM
millionaires as one of society’s greatest ills

A democratic nominee Bernie Sanders quote, i guess it would be a problem if you are not one:unsure: And yet he is in that snack bracket...

Gribley
05-14-2016, 02:20 PM
let you take your pick. 2nd option is probably more grammatically correct but I liked the missing key idea ;)

ills is what happened when my keyboard was missing a p key
ills of the modern world are not solved with religion

shaina
05-14-2016, 02:28 PM
religion sometimes causes more trouble than it is worth

I like that Gribley, and agree with it:D

Gribley
05-14-2016, 03:55 PM
worth can be a measurement of wealth in pure money terms or perhaps, more enlightened, viewed as the value to others

shaina
05-14-2016, 04:05 PM
Others have gathered around the bond fire to make s'mores

Gribley.. That is some deeeeeep shit!!!

My kids do that in the backyard with there friends:)
169853

Gribley
05-14-2016, 04:23 PM
s'mores should be avoided at all costs, they are known to cause camp fire songs and other Hollywood stereotype reactions without warning. Be forewarned, just cook hot-dogs and burgers as that is all the adults really want anyway apart from the beer

bigboab
05-14-2016, 06:27 PM
beer helps your digestive system, taken in moderation

Moderation is the name of a pub in Athboy in Ireland.

shaina
05-14-2016, 06:30 PM
Beer and a hotdog with mustard goes with Baseball, America's national pastime

Hotdog on a stick and ice cold beers are a great idea Gribley(at least Marshmallows for desert:whistling), but tying to cook burgers on a fire pit just doesn't work.

Gribley
05-15-2016, 05:37 AM
Pastime is defined as ones regular activity but it always worth branching out and embrace the unknown

Shay - anything that doesn`t involve a hippy song fest works for me. Never done a firepit, dont think my shrimp would work well either :D

bigboab
05-15-2016, 01:12 PM
unknown housebreaker entered my house during the night. He/she left a food parcel.

Gribley
05-15-2016, 05:36 PM
unknown housebreaker entered my house during the night. He/she left a food parcel.
That is an odd one


Parcel delivery works well but you need to chop the body into small parts to get them into the boxes.


... I appear to be getting more twisted, I do blame this forum as I have no other interaction with humans (wife and kids excluded) it seems.

shaina
05-15-2016, 07:08 PM
Boxes just keep piling up in my Basement

So what kind of interaction are you looking for Gribley??:naughty::01:(Go find it somewhere else LOL!! not that kind of site LOL!!)...
As for the Shrimp thing... That could be considered a Chinese Marshmallow :lol:

bigboab
05-15-2016, 07:24 PM
basement games in the USA are common

shaina
05-15-2016, 08:11 PM
common area in my home is quite spacious

What games are you speaking of Bigboab?? any examples would be interesting to hear , like "spin the bottle":D

Gribley
05-15-2016, 08:26 PM
spacious and well situated the advert said, be warned never trust estate agents.

bigboab
05-16-2016, 06:21 AM
agents are not all secret

Gribley
05-16-2016, 12:17 PM
secret are the very best when Victoria does them

I did cheat a bit as Vistoria's but hey what the heck, sure not going to upset anyone :)

bigboab
05-16-2016, 01:00 PM
them was a good sixties pop group

Gribley
05-16-2016, 05:03 PM
group around the table, let's strategise



I hate myself already for coming out with such company/group hug/meeting goodies. I will obviously accept incorrect use of "Z" where it should, correctly, be an "S" in response :)

bigboab
05-16-2016, 05:29 PM
strategise in order to utilise

Gribley
05-16-2016, 06:01 PM
utilise your unused energy, why not walk to the local Dairy Queen instead of buying from Walmart



(I`m a little out of my comfort area here as not really an idea what stores the US have and what they sell - apart for Stingers of course ;))

shaina
05-17-2016, 04:26 AM
Walmart has over 400 stores in Canada alone, and still growing

Gribley i just looked up Stingers?? and i have never stepped foot into one LOL (Walmart's i would have to say many!!!). Funny you compare Dairy Queen to Walmart??, yes they both sell ice cream cakes, but Walmart's selection of products is just a little bit bigger..

A better comparison in the USA for box stores would be Walmart, Target, Sears, not including Grocery chains as well (Canada, Canadian Tire, Sears), Target tried Canada and failed.
Dairy Queen is an Ice cream retail chain (A few sell fast food as well, and majority stores sold as Franchises). Walmart also connected to Sams Club, and there competition would be Costco, BJ's for box club stores..

You must have one i have mentioned near you on your side of the Pond?? Over 600 stores in the UK??

My apologizes if i didn't get an inside joke, but the comparison was a little off

Gribley
05-17-2016, 05:01 AM
growing pains when you have a baby girl are probably worse

(don`t know really only have the one so can`t compare)

Just remember DQ from trips to Orlando, holiday wise you don`t really pop into a big into big store chains. This was the stinger I was on about :)
170016

bigboab
05-17-2016, 06:27 AM
worse things have happened.

Gribley
05-17-2016, 07:42 AM
happened, that is past-tense and a difficult one to start with

bigboab
05-17-2016, 10:19 AM
with the correct guidance you can achieve almost anything

Gribley
05-17-2016, 10:26 AM
anything is possible if you really dedicate yourself

(this is really a lie, I am a dedicated waster and yet I still don`t have a money tree in back garden)

shaina
05-17-2016, 03:45 PM
yourself in a room alone is not that fun when it comes to making whoopee, especially if you have arthritis

I assume that was a tank buster stinger Gribley:D, and the true term would be "Blind Consumer", but that would be a question for Idol?? he dislikes waste or unused consumables purchased:whistling
And if you want i can mail you some seeds from the money tree in my backyard:lol:...Just joshing!!, more like money pit LOL!!!......

bigboab
05-17-2016, 06:44 PM
arthritis does not come alone, it is accompanied by old age

shaina
05-18-2016, 12:41 AM
Age brings beauty in most cases , but some women it is a lost cause

Gribley
05-18-2016, 05:46 AM
cause and effect, if only everyone realised
170037

yes no Z in realised. baby/toddler taking keyboard control now:


///b tgggggg 01/v /h

s wcu \zaasa /

bigboab
05-18-2016, 06:13 AM
realised too late that I forgot

Gribley
05-18-2016, 07:37 AM
forgot to pack the nappies, damn it, break out the wet wipes

bigboab
05-18-2016, 07:41 AM
wipes the smile off your face

Gribley
05-18-2016, 07:47 AM
face to face the warriors battle

bigboab
05-18-2016, 02:20 PM
battle station do not have train time tables

Gribley
05-18-2016, 02:28 PM
tables are for having your dinner on or hopefully your maths homework

shaina
05-18-2016, 03:10 PM
homework would be so much easier if kids didn't wait for the last minute to complete

True Story

Your toddlers post made more sense than some of Idol's:O (just joshing, but it was very cute LOL!!)

bigboab
05-18-2016, 05:59 PM
complete the following sentence

shaina
05-19-2016, 05:05 AM
sentence should never start with the word but, but i do it all the time:D

Gribley
05-19-2016, 05:41 AM
time is relative

bigboab
05-19-2016, 06:49 AM
relative to older people I am a toy boy

Gribley
05-19-2016, 07:26 AM
boy is to man as girl is to woman

bigboab
05-19-2016, 10:08 AM
woman and forgiveness are incompatible

Gribley
05-20-2016, 07:56 AM
incompatible, I couldn`t believe it I only bought it 2 weeks before

bigboab
05-20-2016, 05:35 PM
before you jump to conclusions, stroll.

Gribley
05-22-2016, 01:19 PM
Stroll the assassin said to me. I was worried for a moment but, having watched far too many episodes of 'Chuck' lately, I knew my team was there to back me up

bigboab
05-22-2016, 06:37 PM
up in the clouds your view is restricted

Gribley
05-23-2016, 10:23 AM
restricted access area ahead

bigboab
05-23-2016, 12:28 PM
ahead of the pack

Gribley
05-23-2016, 01:07 PM
pack light, bloody women never do

bigboab
05-23-2016, 04:56 PM
do what you are told, then you have someone to blame

Gribley
05-23-2016, 08:49 PM
blame can be allocated equally, but if married then it is always the husbands fault

bigboab
05-24-2016, 05:56 AM
fault finding should be limited to seismologists

Gribley
05-24-2016, 09:31 AM
seismologists are fantastic in bed, they make the ground quake

bigboab
05-24-2016, 03:58 PM
quake through fear

Gribley
05-24-2016, 04:13 PM
fear of hitting the ground is understandable when skydiving

bigboab
05-25-2016, 06:09 AM
skydiving is a risk whatever way you look at it

Gribley
05-25-2016, 11:37 AM
it was an excellent book by Mr King, he did however have many better ones for example tommyknockers

I liked it at least and the thread can survive on the King until something new :)

bigboab
05-25-2016, 11:45 AM
tommyknockers sounds like a transplant to the wrong gender

Gribley
05-25-2016, 11:52 AM
gender gaps in the workplace are still prevalent



Nice change, figured I`d get a few Stephan K books out of that but well diverted :)

bigboab
05-26-2016, 04:58 PM
prevalent winds from the west, south-west and south blow continuously, at times approaching the force of a hurricane

Gribley
05-29-2016, 01:54 PM
hurricane winds can definitely be found in my bathroom after a good curry

bigboab
05-29-2016, 04:56 PM
curry favour and you might succeed

Gribley
05-30-2016, 08:44 AM
succeed in the next sale and you`ll get that new car

bigboab
05-30-2016, 05:52 PM
car sickness is unfortunate if you want to be a travelling salesman

Gribley
05-31-2016, 09:37 AM
salesman can be trusted as much as this £3 coin

bigboab
05-31-2016, 11:31 AM
coin a phrase and you could change the world

Gribley
05-31-2016, 12:23 PM
world first, then save country

bigboab
05-31-2016, 04:10 PM
country music is in my blood (maybe I have blue genes:wacko:)

Gribley
05-31-2016, 06:24 PM
blood spilt is never a good thing regardless

bigboab
05-31-2016, 06:31 PM
regardless of the outcome some people keep going

Gribley
05-31-2016, 06:33 PM
going, going, gone.

bigboab
06-01-2016, 06:17 PM
gone with the wind

Gribley
06-02-2016, 07:31 AM
wind can be caused by excessive curry intake

bigboab
06-02-2016, 09:51 AM
intake of breath is required in some cases

Gribley
06-02-2016, 10:01 AM
cases are a good way to protect your items

bigboab
06-02-2016, 03:55 PM
items of clothing should be bought where you go on holiday

Gribley
06-03-2016, 12:01 PM
holiday to Disneyland Paris should be avoided at all costs, for more fun pop to Chernobyl

bigboab
06-03-2016, 05:45 PM
Chernobyl affected this country more than officials will say.

Gribley
06-05-2016, 07:40 AM
say what you see and be honest

bigboab
06-05-2016, 03:56 PM
honest I am telling the truth

klabdak
06-05-2016, 07:00 PM
truth is stranger than fiction

bigboab
06-05-2016, 07:55 PM
fiction is the dream of novelists

klabdak
06-06-2016, 01:11 AM
Novelists make raids on human consciousness

bigboab
06-06-2016, 05:52 AM
consciousness is a vital requirement if you want to be aware

Gribley
06-06-2016, 07:00 AM
aware and alert is the safe way to drive

bigboab
06-06-2016, 09:33 AM
drive straight down the fairway for best results

Gribley
06-06-2016, 09:45 AM
results are open to interpretation

bigboab
06-06-2016, 05:41 PM
interpretation is sometimes swayed by the interpretor

Gribley
06-06-2016, 08:44 PM
interpretor is a profitable profession if you can speacky more than one language







(yes I can spell, but seemed slightly more amusing this way - maybe just to me :))

bigboab
06-06-2016, 09:33 PM
language skills are an asset nowadays

Gribley
06-07-2016, 07:18 AM
nowadays is not a word used frequently

bigboab
06-07-2016, 04:12 PM
frequently I have to bite my tongue/keyboard to stop expressing what I really think

Gribley
06-08-2016, 08:06 AM
think and don`t just assume

bigboab
06-08-2016, 06:54 PM
assume nothing until you know the outcome

Gribley
06-09-2016, 11:12 AM
outcome implies inevitable but the are always alternatives

bigboab
06-09-2016, 05:56 PM
alternatives to democracy are not worth contemplating

Gribley
06-10-2016, 12:49 PM
contemplating a situation before performing any actions is to recommended

bigboab
06-10-2016, 03:39 PM
recommended that I put my feet up for the weekend

Gribley
06-11-2016, 04:38 AM
weekend is usually a Saturday and Sunday but find India call centres have different ideas

bigboab
06-11-2016, 06:34 AM
ideas are bought cheaply and sold expensively

Gribley
06-13-2016, 03:28 PM
expensively are how the want-to-be rich people try to live

bigboab
06-13-2016, 03:36 PM
live and let live, that is how it should be

Gribley
06-13-2016, 08:52 PM
be one with the universe

bigboab
06-13-2016, 08:58 PM
universe is not poetry written while in higher education

Gribley
06-14-2016, 09:25 AM
education is better achieved through experienced and not what is taught

bigboab
06-14-2016, 07:57 PM
taught pupils only know instructions

Gribley
06-15-2016, 02:28 AM
instructions should be given in a clear and precise manner to avoid confusion

megabyteme
06-15-2016, 02:45 AM
Confusion results from failing to read instructions

Gribley
06-15-2016, 02:59 AM
instructions supplied in the box when translated by someone from China, who clearly doesn`t speak English, are often worse than just working it out for yourself

megabyteme
06-15-2016, 03:09 AM
Yourself: the person you cam most rely on for help.

bigboab
06-15-2016, 06:07 AM
help the needy, not the greedy

Gribley
06-15-2016, 09:49 AM
greedy is a pre-requisite for those in upper management







Meg: you`ve gone all mild on the avatar I see.... you must of mellowed.

bigboab
06-15-2016, 12:14 PM
management buy outs are just transferring money between old pals

Gribley
06-15-2016, 12:22 PM
pals come and go but hang on to as many as you can

bigboab
06-15-2016, 12:31 PM
can you stand on your hands?

Gribley
06-15-2016, 02:00 PM
hands is some measurement of horse size which I`ve never understood

bigboab
06-15-2016, 03:46 PM
understood the rule, did not know why

Gribley
06-16-2016, 08:43 AM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near





yes a reference to old but still remembered song. Nothing wrong with some old nostalgic Carpenters

bigboab
06-16-2016, 10:04 AM
near misses are more common that people realise

Gribley
06-16-2016, 02:50 PM
realise your potential

bigboab
06-16-2016, 03:21 PM
potential is nothing on its own

Gribley
06-16-2016, 05:26 PM
own lots off nice things but consider does it really matter

bigboab
06-16-2016, 06:32 PM
matter of fact, neither do I

Gribley
06-17-2016, 11:54 AM
I came, I saw, I went to the gift shop

bigboab
06-17-2016, 12:34 PM
shop till your hearts content or the money runs out. whatever comes first

Gribley
06-19-2016, 01:26 PM
first in-line is not always a good thing

bigboab
06-19-2016, 05:35 PM
thing is, I tend to agree

Gribley
06-20-2016, 07:30 AM
agree or not do you really have a choice

(going all political now :))

bigboab
06-20-2016, 07:39 AM
choice is thrust upon us, whether we like it or not

Gribley
06-20-2016, 07:56 AM
not to question is what the government like to enforce



(I`m still on political theme)

bigboab
06-20-2016, 11:14 AM
enforce your views, but it will not make one iota of difference

Gribley
06-20-2016, 11:41 AM
difference is to be appreciated and never a burden

bigboab
06-20-2016, 12:51 PM
burden yourself with the affairs of others and it will lead to your demise

Gribley
06-20-2016, 01:37 PM
demise, is not a word you want to hear when hanging from your parachute

bigboab
06-20-2016, 04:28 PM
parachute into the unknown

Gribley
06-21-2016, 06:51 AM
unknown substances are best avoided

bigboab
06-21-2016, 07:40 AM
avoided a disaster yesterday

Gribley
06-21-2016, 10:48 AM
yesterday is gone, and I wish I could remember the name of the Stephen King book in the airport that involved eating reality









Nevermind, "The Langoliers"

bigboab
06-21-2016, 03:15 PM
reality sets in when the kids go to school

shaina
06-22-2016, 09:27 AM
school of rock and roll

ilyas
06-23-2016, 05:18 AM
memory is nice

megabyteme
06-23-2016, 05:22 AM
memory is nice

Idiot. Try the counting game.


school of rock and roll

'Roll with the punches' is good advice for life.

bigboab
06-23-2016, 06:06 AM
life is for living

Gribley
06-24-2016, 08:51 AM
living on the edge can cause premature departure

bigboab
06-24-2016, 02:41 PM
departure lounges can be sad places

Gribley
06-26-2016, 07:01 AM
places set depend on the number of guests

bigboab
06-26-2016, 09:04 AM
guests should be by invitation only

Solvia
06-27-2016, 01:11 AM
Only invited peoples are allowed.

bigboab
06-27-2016, 06:01 AM
allowed to go on holiday on my own

Gribley
06-28-2016, 08:11 AM
own outright is every householders dream

bigboab
06-28-2016, 05:49 PM
dream of things you would like to do but cannot

Gribley
06-28-2016, 08:14 PM
cannot is what those people say with a negative attitude

bigboab
06-29-2016, 06:18 AM
attitude is generally an unalterable state of mind

Gribley
06-29-2016, 07:58 AM
mind control is probably real but I`ve only seen it on TV shows, at least I think that is all I know

bigboab
06-29-2016, 04:29 PM
know yourself, according most philosophers

Gribley
06-30-2016, 09:42 AM
philosophers all wear robes

171229

bigboab
06-30-2016, 10:21 AM
robes are just window dressing

Gribley
06-30-2016, 11:18 AM
dressing for salads can be an acquired taste

bigboab
06-30-2016, 02:52 PM
taste before buying

ilscuro
06-30-2016, 05:00 PM
Buying hurts my bank balance :(

bigboab
06-30-2016, 08:05 PM
balance your income and spending

rowingcowardice
07-01-2016, 07:13 AM
Spending a lot for my home decorations is my passion.

Gribley
07-01-2016, 09:06 AM
passion is lost once the rings go on, that is what the bitter and twisted married man said

bigboab
07-01-2016, 12:50 PM
said is an Egyptian sea port

Gribley
07-05-2016, 11:19 AM
port is just fortified red wine

bigboab
07-05-2016, 04:21 PM
wine and roses are a recipe for heartbreak

Gribley
07-07-2016, 03:02 PM
heartbreak is usually inevitable when young, you`ll get the same when older but have to re-mortgage









Just reading back my word associations, don`t get the wrong idea. I am not a bitter and twisted soul just yet :)

bigboab
07-07-2016, 04:05 PM
No I wont. I am older and I don't have a mortgage.

re-mortgage is a means to keep your nose to the grindstone

Gribley
07-07-2016, 04:21 PM
Grindstone will keep your blade sharp but a millstone will feed the kids

bigboab
07-07-2016, 06:15 PM
Do you boil them or grill them?

kids will eat anything but vegetables

Gribley
07-08-2016, 07:20 AM
vegetables have feelings too, damn you heartless vegetarians





microwave, perhaps I was a bit too obscure on the millstone bit :) worked in my mind at least but granted that doesn`t amount to much in the real world :D

bigboab
07-08-2016, 03:48 PM
vegeteranians ignore the living things in water

Gribley
07-10-2016, 12:18 PM
water is really a free (global) resource but water companies don`t mind charging as much as possible

bigboab
07-11-2016, 06:35 PM
possible is not a certainty

Gribley
07-12-2016, 09:02 AM
certainty is just another way of saying I`m guessing but really, well fairly, sure of the outcome

bigboab
07-13-2016, 07:02 PM
outcome of guessing depends on experience

Gribley
07-14-2016, 06:04 AM
experience is better earned than fabricated


(kind of works.... not 100% on it, depends how many CV`s you`ve put out I guess)

bigboab
07-14-2016, 12:56 PM
fabricated appears all the rage in construction