Whats Ur Relationship Status?

[The Real Santa]

im married :P remember im santa

[Honey]

im divorced.... yes there is a God!!.... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/daz.gif :lol:

[The Real Santa]

well mabe i will share my real status later when i feel like it but i see u didn't like ur man lol

[Riddler]

Married.....divorced.....married again.........PLEASEGODMAKEITSTOP !!!

:D j/k Got lucky this time. :)

[kurtsl0an]

they say a man is happiest between his first and second marriage - :D

that's where i am now, and i think they're right!

[Arm]

:ph34r: Arms single and not looking. Well, looking to use a woman for sex but besides that I want to be in no relationship. :)

[MediaSlayer]

ditto

[Darth Sushi]

Single and happy. ;) G/F(s) are just cheaper than divorce lawyers. :lol:

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@23 November 2003 - 02:16
G/F(s) are just cheaper than divorce lawyers. :lol:
:o Oh great, NOW you tell me ! :P

[Adster]

will be single in 1 year exactly on December 1st

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@23 November 2003 - 04:16
Single and happy. ;) G/F(s) are just cheaper than divorce lawyers. :lol:
Hey Darth depends on the girlfriend ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by Adster@23 November 2003 - 09:21
will be single in 1 year exactly on December 1st
congrats - mine will b in february, and i'm very excited 2 have my anniversary (well, i had 1 4 my marriage date, might as well have 1 4 my divorce date) :ninja:

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@23 November 2003 - 10:39
Hey Darth depends on the girlfriend ;)
Perhaps, but all lawyers will eventually try to screw you in arse even if you prefer the missionary position. :blink:

[UKMan]

The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.

Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.

Peace
UKHandyMan

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi+23 November 2003 - 04:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Darth Sushi @ 23 November 2003 - 04:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@23 November 2003 - 10:39
Hey Darth depends on the girlfriend ;)
Perhaps, but all lawyers will eventually try to screw you in arse even if prefer the missionary position. :blink: [/b][/quote]
Being male...........What other way would there be to screw you?........but in
the arse. ;)

Peace brotherdooobie :lol:

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by UKMan@23 November 2003 - 09:48
Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow.
AMEN&#33;

jealousy is cute at first, then it becomes annoying as hell&#33; :angry:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by UKMan@23 November 2003 - 04:48
The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.

Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.

Peace
UKHandyMan
Yes U.K. .........a nice relationship indeed.
But if you ever decide your in the mood for a littel something differnt,
and try out your left hand..........Be carefull very carefull&#33;

I posted in a thread earlier this year about my experience with
switching hands.
My left hand found out about me cheating on it,with my right hand.
(I am left handed) and nearly killed me in my sleep.....by trying to
suffocate me with a pillow.

Just a friendly warning. :)
However it was the best sex of my life&#33;
Secerts are sexy........Dont you think ;)


Peace brotherdoobie

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+23 November 2003 - 10:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie &#064; 23 November 2003 - 10:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Darth Sushi@23 November 2003 - 04:45
<!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@23 November 2003 - 10:39
Hey Darth depends on the girlfriend ;)
Perhaps, but all lawyers will eventually try to screw you in arse even if prefer the missionary position. :blink:
Being male...........What other way would there be to screw you?........but in
the arse. ;) [/b][/quote]
Oh, no&#33; I just emasculated myself. :(

[SniperInTheShadows]

I just recently became single again, and it&#39;s both a blessing and a curse :) :(

I&#39;ve decided that i&#39;m avoiding meaningful relationship&#39;s for along time now (I think 100 year&#39;s should be long enough) and just going to have some fun when I get over going through so much hell for, well i&#39;ve lost count how many time&#39;s i&#39;ve been hurt now lol :) :(

Singleized, frustrated, bored, lonely Sniper. (Hell, my life really suck&#39;s right now lol)

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 10:03
Singleized, frustrated, bored, lonely Sniper. (Hell, my life really suck&#39;s right now lol)
not true, now u have the world by the balls again&#33; u r FREE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; ;)

[UKMan]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+23 November 2003 - 10:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 23 November 2003 - 10:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@23 November 2003 - 04:48
The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.

Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.

Peace
UKHandyMan
Yes U.K. .........a nice relationship indeed.
But if you ever decide your in the mood for a littel something differnt,
and try out your left hand..........Be carefull very carefull&#33;

I posted in a thread earlier this year about my experience with
switching hands.
My left hand found out about me cheating on it,with my right hand.
(I am left handed) and nearly killed me in my sleep.....by trying to
suffocate me with a pillow.

Just a friendly warning. :)
However it was the best sex of my life&#33;
Secerts are sexy........Dont you think ;)


Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
The left hand is used in times of "lets be different tonight" and of course the right hand sits back and watches the fumbling attempts. Like a mature woman enjoying the fumbling attempts of a "first time" lad. Precious :)

[SniperInTheShadows]

I don&#39;t want the world by the ball&#39;s though, I want a woman making the most of them lol ;)

Only problem is that i&#39;m absolutely crap (I don&#39;t know what to say and am just too shy to ask the serious Q&#39;s :( ) when it comes to chatting up women, and the one&#39;s I do actually get the courage to ask out alway&#39;s have BF&#39;s (well, my last didn&#39;t thankfully, though perhap&#39;s I should say unfortunately given her attitude lol), make&#39;s a guy start believing something&#39;s not right with himself :(

Sniper.

[Honey]

cute guys cute... ;)

i understand what you mean though strangely.. its not much different from my perspective... :)

though even the thought of getting married again is enough to make me break out in hives&#33;...

i think im better off not thinking... B) :P

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by UKMan+23 November 2003 - 05:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 23 November 2003 - 05:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@23 November 2003 - 10:56
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@23 November 2003 - 04:48
The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.

Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.

Peace
UKHandyMan
Yes U.K. .........a nice relationship indeed.
But if you ever decide your in the mood for a littel something differnt,
and try out your left hand..........Be carefull very carefull&#33;

I posted in a thread earlier this year about my experience with
switching hands.
My left hand found out about me cheating on it,with my right hand.
(I am left handed) and nearly killed me in my sleep.....by trying to
suffocate me with a pillow.

Just a friendly warning. :)
However it was the best sex of my life&#33;
Secerts are sexy........Dont you think ;)


Peace brotherdoobie
The left hand is used in times of "lets be different tonight" and of course the right hand sits back and watches the fumbling attempts. Like a mature woman enjoying the fumbling attempts of a "first time" lad. Precious :) [/b][/quote]
Ahhhh........Its almost like sex with a virgin.
The memory brings tears to my eyes. :&#39;(


Peace brotherdoobie

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 10:12
I don&#39;t want the world by the ball&#39;s though, I want a woman making the most of them lol ;)
so u want her to carry them in her purse? :lol:

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an+23 November 2003 - 10:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 23 November 2003 - 10:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 10:12
I don&#39;t want the world by the ball&#39;s though, I want a woman making the most of them lol ;)
so u want her to carry them in her purse? :lol: [/b][/quote]
hahaha Depend&#39;s on what your refering to as her &#39;purse&#39; there ;)

Sniper.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+23 November 2003 - 10:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 23 November 2003 - 10:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by kurtsl0an@23 November 2003 - 10:18
<!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 10:12
I don&#39;t want the world by the ball&#39;s though, I want a woman making the most of them lol ;)
so u want her to carry them in her purse? :lol:
hahaha Depend&#39;s on what your refering to as her &#39;purse&#39; there ;)

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
the bag she carries around her shoulder whilst shopping at the mall....meanwhile, you&#39;re back at home balancing the checkbook, wondering where the hell all your money is goin&#33;

i am so glad i&#39;m single - and u need to be as well&#33; how old are you (if u don&#39;t mind me asking) - :huh:

[Lamsey]

Happy :)

[J'Pol]

The forum is populated by the disillusioned and the disenfranchised.

I suspect I have been married longer than the average age of the members of the board.

Like Lamsey I am happy (also content, which can sometimes be better).

[Lilmiss]

been dating a drunken bum for about a year and 7 months.
oh god, the agony. :( ;)

[UKMan]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@23 November 2003 - 13:02
The forum is populated by the disillusioned and the disenfranchised.

I suspect I have been married longer than the average age of the members of the board.

Like Lamsey I am happy (also content, which can sometimes be better).
Now thats a thing we&#39;ll never know - the average age i mean. Congrats on your successfull reign of entwinement - its encouraging to hear ;)

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@23 November 2003 - 12:02
The forum is populated by the disillusioned and the disenfranchised.

I suspect I have been married longer than the average age of the members of the board.

Like Lamsey I am happy (also content, which can sometimes be better).
happiness is a moment or a feeling, not a status. happiness is what you feel after eatin a cookie or ridin a rollercoaster - it&#39;s feeling that cannot be constant.

content is a much better word to use - :)

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@23 November 2003 - 07:07
been dating a drunken bum for about a year and 7 months.
oh god, the agony. :( ;)


We haven&#39;t known each other that long sweetie. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/drunk.gif

[Lilmiss]

:D ;)

must just feel longer.

[RGX]

Single and looking, casual sex or relationship welcomed :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Hey RGX, How YOU Doin&#39; B) ;) :P



Jonno B)

[titey]

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sweat.gif Phew&#33;Someone to take the heat off me&#33; :)

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@23 November 2003 - 07:16
:D ;)

must just feel longer.

:o http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/cry.gif

[TheDave]

single and looking. friends tell me i should lower my standards but it doesnt work like that :unsure:

occasionally someone quite goodlooking likes me too, but not occasionally enough :(

[RGX]

Originally posted by titey@23 November 2003 - 13:28
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sweat.gif Phew&#33;Someone to take the heat off me&#33; :)
No titey, you have him&#33; You have him&#33;

Jonno, your a very....special man ( :huh: ) and I feel I know you well, but are we ready for this? I really dont want to ruin out friendship...(etc etc :D )

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by titey+23 November 2003 - 12:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 23 November 2003 - 12:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@23 November 2003 - 07:16
:D&nbsp; ;)

must just feel longer.

:o http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/cry.gif [/b][/quote]
awwww...sweetie. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/huggles.gif

that avater doesnt do you justice, btw. ;)

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@23 November 2003 - 07:45
awwww...sweetie. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/huggles.gif

that avater doesnt do you justice, btw. ;)

:P Yeah.... me knows........I gots eyebrows an&#39; stuff&#33; :D



@ RGX - Nope&#33; He&#39;s all yers now bud&#33; :lol:

[fugley]

I have an invisible friend&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

[fugley]

Her name is Stephen. :blink:

[The Real Santa]

well i lowered my standards and well i got someone that was good enough even if i raised my standards insted of lowering them

[Honey]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@23 November 2003 - 20:02
The forum is populated by the disillusioned and the disenfranchised.

I suspect I have been married longer than the average age of the members of the board.

Like Lamsey I am happy (also content, which can sometimes be better).
you are very lucky then J&#39;Pol... :)

but its a bit hurtful to call those of us who aren&#39;t married disillusioned and disenfrancised... :(

it doesnt happen without a reason... compassion and empathy... keywords here... ;)

btw... hello... im Oz... or babe... or Ozbabe.. take your pick... :)

[titey]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@23 November 2003 - 08:24
hello... im Oz... or babe... or Ozbabe.. take your pick... :)

:blink: Holy jeez.... there&#39;s three of you?My fantasies just got a whole lot better&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif















:huh: Sorry if I caused you any distress wif that remark JP.

[Honey]

Originally posted by titey@23 November 2003 - 21:42
:blink: Holy jeez.... there&#39;s three of you?My fantasies just got a whole lot better&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif
yeah titey.... there&#39;s me and the Twin Peaks... ;)

[titey]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@23 November 2003 - 08:55
yeah titey.... there&#39;s me and the Twin Peaks...&nbsp; ;)

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif I wouldn&#39;t frown on that either........but you shoulda seen what was goin on in me head just then&#33; http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/w00t2.gif

[Virgo]

Single and never been married

[WeeMouse]

Lamsey&#39;s HAPPY?&#33; HOw did that happen?

Ah well....soon sort that out :devil:

Only kidding :P mouse is happy too....her nice boyfriend gives her cheeez and chocolate :)

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@23 November 2003 - 18:27
Only kidding :P mouse is happy too....her nice boyfriend gives her cheeez and chocolate :)
cheese? never thought of that 1. maybe bring a block of cheese on my next date? :lol: :lol:

[WeeMouse]

Go for it&#33;

It worked for me and Lamsey........so it&#39;s worth a try&#33; :D

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@23 November 2003 - 18:40
Go for it&#33;

It worked for me and Lamsey........so it&#39;s worth a try&#33; :D
i donno mabe it won&#39;t work if ya know ur going on a date with a normal person

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@23 November 2003 - 07:02
The forum is populated by the disillusioned and the disenfranchised.

I suspect I have been married longer than the average age of the members of the board.

Like Lamsey I am happy (also content, which can sometimes be better).
disenfranchised..............Are you sure thats the word you were looking for?

I am happy in my relationship.
My life with her is more than I could of ever hoped for. :)


Peace brotherdoobie

[The Real Santa]

well im currently confused about my status i mean i though i had a girlfriend who liked me wel like talk on the phone all the time but when we make plans she like always forgets or isn&#39;t home :( i donno whatever shall i do i mean i like her very much :wub: and she says she does too but :unsure: i donno


any advice??

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by The Real Santa@23 November 2003 - 15:44
well im currently confused about my status i mean i though i had a girlfriend who liked me wel like talk on the phone all the time but when we make plans she like always forgets or isn&#39;t home :( i donno whatever shall i do i mean i like her very much :wub: and she says she does too but :unsure: i donno


any advice??
If your realy into her than..........Go for it&#33;
Show her what she means to you.

If not just go with the flow.
See what happens.


Peace brotherdoobie

[The Real Santa]

well if u seen above the flow isn&#39;t too smooth right now

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by The Real Santa@23 November 2003 - 16:00
well if u seen above the flow isn&#39;t too smooth right now
Yes .........but is she worth effort?

If not dump her like a hot potato&#33;
Life&#39;s to short. ;)


Peace brotherdoobie

[TheDave]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+23 November 2003 - 21:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 23 November 2003 - 21:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Real Santa@23 November 2003 - 16:00
well if u seen above the flow isn&#39;t too smooth right now
Yes .........but is she worth effort?

If not dump her like a hot potato&#33;
Life&#39;s to short. ;)


Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
even if she is hot potato

[The Real Santa]

haha well i will give her another chance cuz i really like her but if she keeps this up then i will dump her because i got enough stress in my life

[TheDave]

Originally posted by The Real Santa@23 November 2003 - 21:04
haha well i will give her another chance cuz i really like her butt. if she keeps this up then i will dump her because i got enough stress in my life
ok. i&#39;ll stop now :rolleyes:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by The Real Santa@23 November 2003 - 16:04
haha well i will give her another chance cuz i really like her but if she keeps this up then i will dump her because i got enough stress in my life
Yes I believe everyone deserves a second chance.
After that........All bets are off :lol:

Stress causes cancer ;)
Good Luck&#33;

Peace brotherdoobie

[Rappy]

lol she is a pretty hot potato well she called me and well im going over woohoo :D

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by RapFan@23 November 2003 - 21:22
lol she is a pretty hot potato well she called me and well im going over woohoo :D
We all know what RapFan is going to be upto tonight heh ;) Have fun ;)

@ kurtsl0an - 28, but I feel alot older sometimes lol

Sniper.

[titey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 17:53
We all know what RapFan is going to be upto tonight heh ;)

Yeah.... dancing wif Rosie. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif

[hobbes]

Women are awesome, but I want to have sex with all of them.

To me sex has no bearing on relationship, just something i need to do to think clearly again.

I am single and until I want a child, I want them merely for sex.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 00:03
I am single and until I want a child, I want them merely for a fuck at the local clubs.
:o :huh: :blink:

EDIT: U EDIT RIGHT B4 I RESPONDED - <_<

[ang3968]

well after 13 yrs, two kids and a mortgage we finally got married last Dec...... 2 weeks til my first anniversary...

oh yay lucky me... :huh:

just another date for him to forget methinks.... <_<

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by ang3968@24 November 2003 - 00:06
well after 13 yrs, two kids and a mortgage we finally got married last Dec...... 2 weeks til my first anniversary...

oh yay lucky me... :huh:

just another date for him to forget methinks.... <_<


hey, 1 yr anniversary - it&#39;s all uphill from here - :lol:

[ang3968]

it started going uphill after the first week of wedded bliss <_<

:lol: :P :lol:

[Gemby!]

im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by ang3968@24 November 2003 - 00:11
it started going uphill after the first week of wedded bliss <_<

:lol: :P :lol:
the first year is easier than the second, imo - :D

[ang3968]

oh great....

if it isn&#39;t bad enough trying to come to grips with the world on a Monday morning you have to shatter my aspirations... or should that be illusions... <_<


coffee time again..... hmmm... wonder how strong a coffee can be...?


:D

[titey]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@23 November 2003 - 18:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;

I care ickle kitty type person&#33; :blink:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@24 November 2003 - 01:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;
Gemby,

What do you want from men?

A great body
A huge penis
A person who understands your emotions
A dildo
A friend


Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

If he treats you poorly, just understand that he only deals with you for the bush, time to move on.

If you ladies think that giving "sex" will help you keep a man and he will "change", you need to get a clue. If you and your man are not good friends, just walk away. Happily married couples are rare, learn to understand that sex plays a minor role in any relationship.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by hobbes+24 November 2003 - 00:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 24 November 2003 - 00:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@24 November 2003 - 01:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;
Gemby,

What do you want from men?

A great body
A huge penis
A person who understands your emotions
A dildo
A friend


Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

If he treats you poorly, just understand that he only deals with you for the bush, time to move on.

If you ladies think that giving "sex" will help you keep a man and he will "change", you need to get a clue. If you and your man are not good friends, just walk away. Happily married couples are rare, learn to understand that sex plays a minor role in any relationship. [/b][/quote]
:o :huh: :blink:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an+24 November 2003 - 01:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 24 November 2003 - 01:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 00:19
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@24 November 2003 - 01:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;
Gemby,

What do you want from men?

A great body
A huge penis
A person who understands your emotions
A dildo
A friend


Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

If he treats you poorly, just understand that he only deals with you for the bush, time to move on.

If you ladies think that giving "sex" will help you keep a man and he will "change", you need to get a clue. If you and your man are not good friends, just walk away. Happily married couples are rare, learn to understand that sex plays a minor role in any relationship.
:o :huh: :blink: [/b][/quote]
You are in agreement or disagreement, I have trouble understanding emoticons.

[kurtsl0an]

You are in agreement or disagreement, I have trouble understanding emoticons. [/QUOTE]
guess i can&#39;t beleive u said the following:


A huge penis

A dildo
and finally:

Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

wait - also - i&#39;m with u on the man changin thing....hate it when women think they can change a man (or me specifically)...

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by hobbes+23 November 2003 - 19:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 23 November 2003 - 19:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@24 November 2003 - 01:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;
Gemby,

What do you want from men?

A great body
A huge penis
A person who understands your emotions
A dildo
A friend


Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

If he treats you poorly, just understand that he only deals with you for the bush, time to move on.

If you ladies think that giving "sex" will help you keep a man and he will "change", you need to get a clue. If you and your man are not good friends, just walk away. Happily married couples are rare, learn to understand that sex plays a minor role in any relationship. [/b][/quote]
;) I agree to all of it except about sex playing a minor role in any relationship.Sex Plays an important Role in any Relationship.....if your Women or man is not satisfying you Sexually he or she is going to look elsewhere.

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by hobbes+24 November 2003 - 00:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes &#064; 24 November 2003 - 00:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@24 November 2003 - 01:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;
Gemby,

What do you want from men?

A great body
A huge penis
A person who understands your emotions
A dildo
A friend


Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

If he treats you poorly, just understand that he only deals with you for the bush, time to move on.

If you ladies think that giving "sex" will help you keep a man and he will "change", you need to get a clue. If you and your man are not good friends, just walk away. Happily married couples are rare, learn to understand that sex plays a minor role in any relationship. [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m soz hobbes but I find that a bit offensive, as it sound&#39;s like your putting all men into one group saying that all they want is sex :(

I&#39;m 28 and a virgin because for me I believe in building a relationship based on emotion&#39;s and personality. I was in a long distance relationship for 4 year&#39;s where sex wasn&#39;t possible, but I loved her and that&#39;s why I stayed with her for aslong as I did&#33; She wanted sex more than I did, and decided that she wanted someone local to her so she could have a physical relationship, so should I judge all women just because of her and say that all they want is sex? :(

Sniper.

P.s. Since splitting up with her though i&#39;ve decided that for a while I don&#39;t want a serious relationship and do just want to have some fun, and yes sex is something i&#39;m looking for in that fun, but it&#39;s still not all I want and if I meet someone again that make&#39;s my heart feel again then sex or no sex i&#39;ll be happy to give a relationship a try :)

EDIT : FC&#39;s just said where i&#39;m going wrong in relationship&#39;s&#33;&#33; lol Thank&#39;s FC, now I know what i&#39;ve been doing wrong lol :) I think i&#39;ll just become a sex-crazy guy from now on lol ;)

[kurtsl0an]

you&#39;re 28 and a virgin? you&#39;re gonna blow the poor girls spine out&#33; :lol: :lol:

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an@24 November 2003 - 01:06
you&#39;re 28 and a virgin? you&#39;re gonna blow the poor girls spine out&#33; :lol: :lol:
hahahaha roflmfao :lol: :lol:

Sniper.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+24 November 2003 - 02:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows &#064; 24 November 2003 - 02:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 00:19
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@24 November 2003 - 01:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;
Gemby,

What do you want from men?

A great body
A huge penis
A person who understands your emotions
A dildo
A friend


Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

If he treats you poorly, just understand that he only deals with you for the bush, time to move on.

If you ladies think that giving "sex" will help you keep a man and he will "change", you need to get a clue. If you and your man are not good friends, just walk away. Happily married couples are rare, learn to understand that sex plays a minor role in any relationship.
I&#39;m soz hobbes but I find that a bit offensive, as it sound&#39;s like your putting all men into one group saying that all they want is sex :(

I&#39;m 28 and a virgin because for me I believe in building a relationship based on emotion&#39;s and personality. I was in a long distance relationship for 4 year&#39;s where sex wasn&#39;t possible, but I loved her and that&#39;s why I stayed with her for aslong as I did&#33; She wanted sex more than I did, and decided that she wanted someone local to her so she could have a physical relationship, so should I judge all women just because of her and say that all they want is sex? :(

Sniper.

P.s. Since splitting up with her though i&#39;ve decided that for a while I don&#39;t want a serious relationship and do just want to have some fun, and yes sex is something i&#39;m looking for in that fun, but it&#39;s still not all I want and if I meet someone again that make&#39;s my heart feel again then sex or no sex i&#39;ll be happy to give a relationship a try :)[/b][/quote]
Your opinion is ok by me, I want nothing more than "sex".

"Sex" to me is like hunger, thirst, or sleep. We don&#39;t not enjoy it, we need it.

If someone were to hold your head underwater for a minute, then let you breathe and asked, " did you enjoy that breath?", you would say, "Fuck no, I needed it&#33;&#33;&#33;"

That is the essential difference between men and women, sex is a pleasure to them, but an imperative to us. All marrriages are ruled by women and their control over the pussy.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 01:14
All marrriages are ruled by women and their control over the pussy.
this better not b true - <_<

[ang3968]

to some extent it is true...... unfortunately...

but not all women let the power of the pussy go to their head...


I like sex... hell no.. I LOVE sex.... but if the man I&#39;m with doesn&#39;t want to take the time to communicate with me throughout the day then he shouldn&#39;t expect me to open my legs for him during the nite.... <_<

on the other hand... some days all ya want male or female is some hard hot sex to clear the head.. ;)

[MediaSlayer]

i never knew you aussies were so horny. now lemme pack my bags ;)

[Virgo]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an@24 November 2003 - 01:06
you&#39;re 28 and a virgin? you&#39;re gonna blow the poor girls spine out&#33; :lol: :lol:


That isn&#39;t so unusual...

I&#39;m 22 and still a virgin, I agree with them. It is better to build some kind of relationship rather than go out and screw fifty million people.

People always think they are missing something and really not...well not missing much with one night stands :P

[hobbes]

Originally posted by ang3968@24 November 2003 - 02:26
to some extent it is true...... unfortunately...

but not all women let the power of the pussy go to their head...


I like sex... hell no.. I LOVE sex.... but if the man I&#39;m with doesn&#39;t want to take the time to communicate with me throughout the day then he shouldn&#39;t expect me to open my legs for him during the nite.... <_<

on the other hand... some days all ya want male or female is some hard hot sex to clear the head.. ;)
Yes Ang,

For men, that is 24/7, for women that is time in month in which they ovulate. That is the essential difference, men are ready to fuck every day, women are primed after they ovulate ( when "in heat") for few days per month.

I find it so amusing that we largely function as hormonally motivated animals, but perceive ourselves as higher order entities, what crap.

For women sex is about finding the male who will help her raise the baby. For men it is about finding a box, any box, that will receive us.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by Virgo@24 November 2003 - 01:32
That isn&#39;t so unusual...

I&#39;m 22 and still a virgin, I agree with them. It is better to build some kind of relationship rather than go out and screw fifty million people.

People always think they are missing something and really not...well not missing much with one night stands :P
WHATEVER DUDE&#33; that is very rare, u still have 6 years b4 u get there, talk 2 me then - <_<

no one is talking bout one night stands, those seriously suck (i&#39;ve had 1 in my life).

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 01:34
For men it is about finding a box, any box, that will receive us.
agreed - y can&#39;t women just wanna have sex instead of havin all that touchie feelie shit b4hand?

sometimes, i wanna wake up at 3 a.m. and have some sex - no need 4 all the foreplay, just gimme some&#33; alas, that woman does not exist - :angry:

[Virgo]

Nah, wasn&#39;t directing it at anyone just making a another point :D

Yeah it is rare, shocks most people when you tell them actually.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Virgo+24 November 2003 - 02:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Virgo &#064; 24 November 2003 - 02:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-kurtsl0an@24 November 2003 - 01:06
you&#39;re 28 and a virgin?&nbsp; you&#39;re gonna blow the poor girls spine out&#33;&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:


That isn&#39;t so unusual...

I&#39;m 22 and still a virgin, I agree with them. It is better to build some kind of relationship rather than go out and screw fifty million people.

People always think they are missing something and really not...well not missing much with one night stands :P[/b][/quote]
One night stands are awesome.

You blow, you go. I can&#39;t even count how many and I have no regrets, just a ton of unanswered messages on my telephone answering machine.

I will tell you that I have NEVER lied to a women about the situation, they just assumed that I was insincere.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by hobbes+24 November 2003 - 01:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 24 November 2003 - 01:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Virgo@24 November 2003 - 02:32
<!--QuoteBegin-kurtsl0an@24 November 2003 - 01:06
you&#39;re 28 and a virgin? you&#39;re gonna blow the poor girls spine out&#33;&nbsp; :lol: :lol:


That isn&#39;t so unusual...

I&#39;m 22 and still a virgin, I agree with them. It is better to build some kind of relationship rather than go out and screw fifty million people.

People always think they are missing something and really not...well not missing much with one night stands :P
One night stands are awesome.

You blow, you go. I can&#39;t even count how many and I have no regrets, just a ton of unanswered messages on my telephone answering machine.

I will tell you that I have NEVER lied to a women about the situation, they just assumed that I was insincere. [/b][/quote]
meh, i&#39;m not in2 that kinda thing....2 much shit goin around first of all - secondly - she&#39;d hafta be awefully hot fer me 2 wanna bang and not c again.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an+24 November 2003 - 02:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 24 November 2003 - 02:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 01:41

Originally posted by Virgo@24 November 2003 - 02:32
<!--QuoteBegin-kurtsl0an@24 November 2003 - 01:06
you&#39;re 28 and a virgin? you&#39;re gonna blow the poor girls spine out&#33; :lol: :lol:


That isn&#39;t so unusual...

I&#39;m 22 and still a virgin, I agree with them. It is better to build some kind of relationship rather than go out and screw fifty million people.

People always think they are missing something and really not...well not missing much with one night stands :P
One night stands are awesome.

You blow, you go. I can&#39;t even count how many and I have no regrets, just a ton of unanswered messages on my telephone answering machine.

I will tell you that I have NEVER lied to a women about the situation, they just assumed that I was insincere.
meh, i&#39;m not in2 that kinda thing....2 much shit goin around first of all - secondly - she&#39;d hafta be awefully hot fer me 2 wanna bang and not c again. [/b][/quote]
Exactly

[ang3968]

@kurt, but if she was hot enough for you to bang then she&#39;d be hot enough for you to want to see again..... :huh:


lets face it... men want it more than women.... how we manage to survive together amazes me sometimes....

and hobbes... there have been times in my relationship (weeks and even months) when I have wanted it and he&#39;s been too damn tired or cranky as opposed to the norm with him wanting it more than me....


@MS.... yup mate.... we are hot over here.... ;)

[Virgo]

Yeah, you don&#39;t know where someone has been...

Or been with for that matter

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an@24 November 2003 - 01:43
meh, i&#39;m not in2 that kinda thing....2 much shit goin around first of all - secondly - she&#39;d hafta be awefully hot fer me 2 wanna bang and not c again.
I&#39;d have thought that if she was that hot you&#39;d &#33;want&#33; to see her again? ;)

Good point about the shit going around, and it&#39;s good you know about that as alot of people don&#39;t really care about getting/passing something of/onto someone else.

@ hobbes - I&#39;m soz about my other post, after reading your reply to it I have a feeling I read your original meaning wrong :( I&#39;m going to be careful what I decide to reply to tonight as i&#39;m not feeling so good and just know i&#39;ll end up pissing off half the board member&#39;s if i&#39;m not careful tonight lol :)

Sniper.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by ang3968@24 November 2003 - 01:48
[color=purple]@kurt, but if she was hot enough for you to bang then she&#39;d be hot enough for you to want to see again..... :huh:

we&#39;re talkin bout one nite stands - if i knew it would just be fer one nite, she&#39;d haft be lookin pretty hot (or i&#39;d hafta have quite a few beers) b4 i made that mistake again.
of course if she was a hottie i&#39;d wanna c her again, unless she was dumb....i hate dumb - :lol:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by ang3968@24 November 2003 - 02:48
@kurt, but if she was hot enough for you to bang then she&#39;d be hot enough for you to want to see again..... :huh:


lets face it... men want it more than women.... how we manage to survive together amazes me sometimes....

and hobbes... there have been times in my relationship (weeks and even months) when I have wanted it and he&#39;s been too damn tired or cranky as opposed to the norm with him wanting it more than me....


@MS.... yup mate.... we are hot over here.... ;)
Ang,

It is impossible to post an all emcompassing thread.

I just posted mine with the male spin/perspective.

If you love to give blow jobs 24/7. I will need to give you my E-mail address.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 01:53
If you love to give blow jobs 24/7. I will need to give you my E-mail address.
ROFLMFAO - :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG&#33;

[Spider_dude]

divorced

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 01:53
Ang,

It is impossible to post an all emcompassing thread.

I just posted mine with the male spin/perspective.

If you love to give blow jobs 24/7. I will need to give you my E-mail address.
I can see this turning into a match-making/sex-contact thread and nothing else rofl ;)

Pity almost all the ladies here live in other countries :( ;)

Sniper.

[summerlinda]

What? New internet feature?
Blowjobs through e-mail??
OMG, whats next?

[ang3968]

Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 11:53
If you love to give blow jobs 24/7. I will need to give you my E-mail address.
:o :o
you can get blow jobs from your email addy?????

wow.... I gotta get me one of them accounts&#33;&#33;

[hobbes]

Originally posted by ang3968+24 November 2003 - 02:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ang3968 @ 24 November 2003 - 02:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@24 November 2003 - 11:53
If you love to give blow jobs 24/7. I will need to give you my&nbsp; E-mail address.
:o :o
you can get blow jobs from your email addy?????

wow.... I gotta get me one of them accounts&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
Depends on the server, I mean "sucker"

Seriously, I love your sense of humor.

[MediaSlayer]

i honestly thought hobbes was a girl :o

[hobbes]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@24 November 2003 - 03:02
i honestly thought hobbes was a girl :o
No, I am male and your 345 PM&#39;s will not change that, thanks.

[ang3968]

Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 12:02

Seriously, I love your sense of humor.
thank you...

it comes from working in pubs for 15 yrs.... :huh:

I&#39;d still like to get me an account with that sucker tho...
it&#39;d solve world peace if one could sit at the computer and have a little icon pop up when it was time to get a blow job..

[MediaSlayer]

i have never pm&#39;ed you ever, and i can prove it, man<<feels weird saying that

Edit:i removed the image, for the sake of privacy to the people who pm me

[SniperInTheShadows]

You&#39;ve got me very curious what those blacked-out subject&#39;s are about MediaSlayer lol :)

Sniper.

[MediaSlayer]

lol sniper, it&#39;s a shame i gotta resort to posting screenshots and what not, i&#39;m guessing he was kidding but did a poor job of showing it. oh well, i&#39;m out.

[ang3968]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@24 November 2003 - 12:40
lol sniper, it&#39;s a shame i gotta resort to posting screenshots and what not, i&#39;m guessing he was kidding but did a poor job of showing it. oh well, i&#39;m out.
oh no... it was dry wit... and I loved it.... 345 pm&#39;s indeed...LOL

[hobbes]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@24 November 2003 - 03:40
lol sniper, it&#39;s a shame i gotta resort to posting screenshots and what not, i&#39;m guessing he was kidding but did a poor job of showing it.&nbsp; oh well, i&#39;m out.
Media,

Sorry about that, I am a master of subtle humor. I was only kidding, as I thought you were. Emoticons are for the crude.

I am, unfortunately male. Yawn.

[Spider_dude]

i hate smileys.

[Rappy]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+23 November 2003 - 21:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 23 November 2003 - 21:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Real Santa@23 November 2003 - 16:04
haha well i will give her another chance cuz i really like her but if she keeps this up then i will dump her because i got enough stress in my life
Yes I believe everyone deserves a second chance.
After that........All bets are off :lol:

Stress causes cancer ;)
Good Luck&#33;

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
well i gave her a second chance and damn she just got stranger and stranger lol she like plays hockey but lol i already know that before she got stranger but damn she is a hot one ;) well i will call her tomorrow and well i will tell ya guys what happened because she called me and said some werid shit tonight but didn&#39;t go into the werid details

[Rappy]

ok forget it im not gonna bother anymore she said i wanna have a relationship with you just not now :o okkk

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by RapFan@24 November 2003 - 17:57
ok forget it im not gonna bother anymore she said i wanna have a relationship with you just not now :o okkk
Women can so cruel sometimes :( At least you know now though RapFan, which is better than spending forever in limbo and can move onto someone else now :) (Although, did you ask her if she&#39;d just be interested in sex with no string&#39;s attached? If she&#39;s not looking for a relationship then she may be wanting that? :))

Sniper.

[Adster]

well also my relationship status is never trusting woman ever again

[Wallace_Askew]

back to the subject question---&#62; single

[Rappy]

lol i donno she is sexy and i think sex with her would be enjoyable but i donno im too much of a good boy o:) but for her i donno mabe i will change my ways lol

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by RapFan@25 November 2003 - 05:29
lol i donno she is sexy and i think sex with her would be enjoyable but i donno im too much of a good boy o:) but for her i donno mabe i will change my ways lol
Dude, fucking forget being a goodboy as it&#39;ll get you absolutely shit all&#33;&#33; I&#39;ve alway&#39;s tried being like that but i&#39;ve learnt that all you get is hurt&#33;&#33;

So, and I don&#39;t like telling peep&#39;s what to do but in this case i&#39;ll make an exception and hope you don&#39;t mind, phone her/go around and visit her, and ask her if she want&#39;s a fuck&#33;&#33; lol :)

You &#33;may&#33; get a slap across the face, depending on what she&#39;s like, but then again you may end up having the night of your life so the risk&#39;s worth it i&#39;d say&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :) :D :lol: ;)

Sniper.

[Rappy]

well one question do u know how old i am im old enough to enjoy sex thats ur hint

[Honey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+25 November 2003 - 13:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 25 November 2003 - 13:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RapFan@25 November 2003 - 05:29
lol i donno she is sexy and i think sex with her would be enjoyable but i donno im too much of a good boy&nbsp; o:) but for her i donno mabe i will change my ways lol
Dude, fucking forget being a goodboy as it&#39;ll get you absolutely shit all&#33;&#33; I&#39;ve alway&#39;s tried being like that but i&#39;ve learnt that all you get is hurt&#33;&#33;

So, and I don&#39;t like telling peep&#39;s what to do but in this case i&#39;ll make an exception and hope you don&#39;t mind, phone her/go around and visit her, and ask her if she want&#39;s a fuck&#33;&#33; lol :)

You &#33;may&#33; get a slap across the face, depending on what she&#39;s like, but then again you may end up having the night of your life so the risk&#39;s worth it i&#39;d say&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :) :D :lol: ;)

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
damn good advice Sniper&#33;... :)

if you want it bad enough... ASK&#33;.. ;) :lol:

[sparsely¹]

sparsely¹&#39;s current status is set to: Single

I blame it on my neighbor always leaving his boots outside. All the dogs in the neighborhood swarm to chew them up, and bite all
the girls I bring home.

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 05:42
damn good advice Sniper&#33;... :)

if you want it bad enough... ASK&#33;.. ;) :lol:
Thank&#39;s Ozbabe :)

Only problem is i&#39;m terrible at following my own advice lol But hey, i&#39;ll give it a try here heh ;)

Uu, Ozbabe, like, uu, you want to, perhap&#39;s if you&#39;re not busy this is, have sex? heh ;) (Well, may have to pass even if you say yes as i&#39;m not well endowed enough for it to reach from the UK to Ausieland lol)

@ RapFan - Well, aslong as your old enough for it to be legal wherever you live then does age matter? :)

Sniper.

[Honey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@25 November 2003 - 13:50
Thank&#39;s Ozbabe :)

Only problem is i&#39;m terrible at following my own advice lol But hey, i&#39;ll give it a try here heh ;)

Uu, Ozbabe, like, uu, you want to, perhap&#39;s if you&#39;re not busy this is, have sex? heh ;) (Well, may have to pass even if you say yes as i&#39;m not well endowed enough for it to reach from the UK to Ausieland lol)

Sniper.
;) @ Sniper... aren&#39;t we only ever restricted by our minds? :huh:

as to your very kind ummm offer.... can i take a raincheck?..

i mean.. you havent romanced me yet&#33;.. :lol: :lol:

[j2k4]

My ever-optimistic outlook permitted me to allow my wife close enough to confirm she was the girl of my dreams. :)


Any normal person would still be single. ;)

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 05:56
;) @ Sniper... aren&#39;t we only ever restricted by our minds? :huh:

as to your very kind ummm offer.... can i take a raincheck?..

i mean.. you havent romanced me yet&#33;.. :lol: :lol:
lol I was talking about my mind heh ;)

Aw, that took all my courage to ask :&#39;( :( ;) Uu, oh, unless your wanting to do it when it&#39;s raining&#33;? In which case &#33;HELL YEAH&#33; heh ;) :D :lol:

Romance? How about a candlelight dinner by the ocean on a nice clear night so we can see the star&#39;s and moon relecting in the sea, nice warm breaze, gentle music playing in the background that seem&#39;s to be in time to the sound of the waves, lot&#39;s of complimenting each other (you&#39;ve got the most beautiful eye&#39;s in the world, they sparkle more than the brightest star in the sky), followed by going inside and cuddling up together on a soft and deep rug in front of a log fire whilst drinking wine together? ;)

Sniper.

[Honey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@25 November 2003 - 14:07
Aw, that took all my courage to ask :&#39;( :( ;) Uu, oh, unless your wanting to do it when it&#39;s raining&#33;? In which case &#33;HELL YEAH&#33; heh ;) :D :lol:

Romance? How about a candlelight dinner by the ocean on a nice clear night so we can see the star&#39;s and moon relecting in the sea, nice warm breaze, gentle music playing in the background that seem&#39;s to be in time to the sound of the waves, lot&#39;s of complimenting each other (you&#39;ve got the most beautiful eye&#39;s in the world, they sparkle more than the brightest star in the sky), followed by going inside and cuddling up together on a soft and deep rug in front of a log fire whilst drinking wine together? ;)

Sniper.
you did good Sniper... really good&#33;.. :)
and the rain isnt such a bad thing.. especially those summer showers... B)

Romance&#33;... :)
and how romantic that sounds... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gif
ive always been a sucker for the ocean at night...
and warm log fires... snuggly rugs .... and a glass of wine...
and if the company is right... it&#39;d be my idea of heaven... :wub:

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 06:31
you did good Sniper... really good&#33;.. :)
and the rain isnt such a bad thing.. especially those summer showers... B)

Romance&#33;... :)
and how romantic that sounds... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gif
ive always been a sucker for the ocean at night...
and warm log fires... snuggly rugs .... and a glass of wine...
and if the company is right... it&#39;d be my idea of heaven... :wub:
:wub: :"> :wub: :teehee: :wub: :"> :wub: :D

I love the idea of romancing a lady, as i&#39;d love to spend the time making her feel good and getting close even if it doesn&#39;t lead to anything, would just be the time together that counted :) One day when i&#39;ve got the money to afford all that stuff i&#39;ll definitely give it a try :)

Sniper. (Did consider saying "Since I did good, now can we have sex? heh ;)" but thought that might spoil the moment ;))

[Rappy]

lol i like all that stuff but i try not to mention sex too earily it seems to turn girls off well the ting with this girl its like we got close for a little while then she kept moveing away :( well i talked to her the next day she said she was all nervious well i can understand that but what i don&#39;t get is how she said i don&#39;t wanna have a relationship with you right now but mabe later i mean i know some stuff is going on in her life but it is in mine too oh well only time will tell

[Honey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+25 November 2003 - 15:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 25 November 2003 - 15:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 06:31
you did good Sniper... really good&#33;..&nbsp; :)
and the rain isnt such a bad thing.. especially those summer showers...&nbsp; B)

Romance&#33;...&nbsp; :)
and how romantic that sounds... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gif
ive always been a sucker for the ocean at night...
and warm log fires... snuggly rugs .... and a glass of wine...
and if the company is right... it&#39;d be my idea of heaven...&nbsp; :wub:
:wub: :"> :wub: :teehee: :wub: :"> :wub: :D

I love the idea of romancing a lady, as i&#39;d love to spend the time making her feel good and getting close even if it doesn&#39;t lead to anything, would just be the time together that counted :) One day when i&#39;ve got the money to afford all that stuff i&#39;ll definitely give it a try :)

Sniper. (Did consider saying "Since I did good, now can we have sex? heh ;)" but thought that might spoil the moment ;)) [/b][/quote]
Sniper hon... you&#39;re definitely on the right track&#33;.. :) http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif

[Yogi]

Ohhh, ohh, there she goes again............

OZbabe-Alert&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://www.encuentro2000.org/want.jpg

Yogi

[Honey]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@25 November 2003 - 18:20
Ohhh, ohh, there she goes again............

OZbabe-Alert&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogi
:) @ Yogi

what&#39;d i do now?... :huh:

just came in for a helping of romance&#33;... o:)

[MediaSlayer]

good mornin&#39; lover ;) :flowers:

[Rappy]

oh boy this is heating up :flame: the devil is watching :devil:

[Honey]

g&#39;mornin MS darlin... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif :)

ummm that was me you meant wasnt it?.. ;)

[Rappy]

im getting jealous i want some lovein dammit my life sucks

[MediaSlayer]

of course B) i was just checkin&#39; to see if you slept well. i just woke up and ate a bolongne sandwich for breakfast. it&#39;s getting cold here in north carolina gotta run the heater for a while. brrrr

[Honey]

of course&nbsp; i was just checkin&#39; to see if you slept well.

i did sleep well... and i did wake up late this morning&#33;... :) and it is nearly 6pm here now&#33;.. ;)


it&#39;s getting cold here in north carolina gotta run the heater for a while. brrrr

you live in NC?.... :huh: I&#39;ve been there&#33;.. twice&#33; ...hmmm... next time?... ;) ;)
been cold here today too... :(

but summer IS coming&#33;.. :)

@ rapfan... awww.. be patient... all good things are worth waitin for&#33;.. :)

[Rappy]

well i hope this butthead girl is worth waiting for j/k i love her :wub:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Ozbabe+25 November 2003 - 12:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozbabe @ 25 November 2003 - 12:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@25 November 2003 - 18:20
Ohhh, ohh, there she goes again............

OZbabe-Alert&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogi
:) @ Yogi

what&#39;d i do now?... :huh:

just came in for a helping of romance&#33;... o:) [/b][/quote]
It allways starts with "helping out someone", doesn&#39;t it???

I just feel it to be an obligation to monitor you a bit.......

It&#39;&#39; be soon, before we can open a:

"OZbabe&#39;s romantic victims Ward".

Now that might cause me to go back in the bizz..............

Yogi

[MediaSlayer]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 10:52

of course i was just checkin&#39; to see if you slept well.

i did sleep well... and i did wake up late this morning&#33;... :) and it is nearly 6pm here now&#33;.. ;)


stayin&#39; up late, talkin&#39; to ya aussie friends....it will do it everytime. ;)


you live in NC?....&nbsp; I&#39;ve been there&#33;.. twice&#33; ...hmmm... next time?...&nbsp;


that&#39;s cool, the mountains are pretty at certain times of the year, when the leaves change colors. there&#39;s alot of rednecks, though, and if you&#39;re wondering i don&#39;t have an accent. i bet you do&#33; sheila ;)

[Honey]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@25 November 2003 - 18:57
It allways starts with "helping out someone", doesn&#39;t it???

I just feel it to be an obligation to monitor you a bit.......

It&#39;&#39; be soon, before we can open a:

"OZbabe&#39;s romantic victims Ward".

Now that might cause me to go back in the bizz..............

Yogi
http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/cry2.gif i&#39;m hurted Yogi.. :(

i dont do anything to encourage anyone.. :unsure:

im just loveable... :) o:)

oh... and a babe too&#33;.. ;) :lol: o:)

[MediaSlayer]

and from perth

[Honey]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@25 November 2003 - 19:09
and from perth
and from Perth... uh huh... :)

South of the River... ;)

[Ella]

What&#39;s my status? :rolleyes:

I&#39;m in love with a fucking amazing man&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :wub: :wub:





and I have Honey to thank..... http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/flowers.gif

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Ozbabe+25 November 2003 - 13:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozbabe @ 25 November 2003 - 13:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@25 November 2003 - 18:57
It allways starts with "helping out someone", doesn&#39;t it???

I just feel it to be an obligation to monitor you a bit.......

It&#39;&#39; be soon, before we can open a:

"OZbabe&#39;s romantic victims Ward".

Now that might cause me to go back in the bizz..............

Yogi
http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/cry2.gif i&#39;m hurted Yogi.. :(

i dont do anything to encourage anyone.. :unsure:

im just loveable... :) o:)

oh... and a babe too&#33;.. ;) :lol: o:) [/b][/quote]
I know. I know........

It&#39;s just that encourage part worrying me a bit..........

JustPlainJealous-Yogi

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Ella@25 November 2003 - 13:21
What&#39;s my status?&nbsp; :rolleyes:

I&#39;m in love with a fucking amazing man&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :wub:&nbsp; :wub:





and I have Honey to thank..... http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/flowers.gif
Thank you, Ella&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Never thought my pics would make such an impact....... :lol: :lol: :lol:

And so soon....... :P :P :P

Yogi

[Honey]

Originally posted by Ella@25 November 2003 - 19:21
What&#39;s my status? :rolleyes:

I&#39;m in love with a fucking amazing man&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :wub: :wub:

and I have Honey to thank..... http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/flowers.gif
@Ella... luv ya hon&#33;...

good to see you smiling again my friend&#33;.. :) :)

@ Yogi...

I know. I know........

It&#39;s just that encourage part worrying me a bit..........

JustPlainJealous-Yogi

encourage?.. :huh:

im confused... again... :rolleyes:

[SniperInTheShadows]

<_< :P ;) Stop picking on Ozbabe, she&#39;s not deliberately encouraged me, we&#39;re just flirting a bit and i&#39;m trying to romance her heh :D ;) :P

How about I take you for a moonlight stroll along a beach, arm&#39;s around each other, talking about the future together Ozbabe? :wub: ;)

Offer&#39;s Ozbabe a rose - @->->- :)

Sniper.

[Ella]

Oh for god&#39;s sake...*sticks finger down throat*..... B)

Not a real romantic type, I must say. Let&#39;s just get on with the nasty fucking and I&#39;ll be a happy Ella&#33; :lol:

@SG....well darling the photos actually made me rush for a clean panty liner. Do you always have that effect on women?? :rolleyes:

[Rappy]

im a real romantic type and im told its werid for people like me being a male #1 and also being 16 mabe im mature for my age? is that bad i ask well its bad if i wanna date girls my age :(

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ella@25 November 2003 - 12:10
Oh for god&#39;s sake...*sticks finger down throat*..... B)

Not a real romantic type, I must say. Let&#39;s just get on with the nasty fucking and I&#39;ll be a happy Ella&#33; :lol:

@SG....well darling the photos actually made me rush for a clean panty liner. Do you always have that effect on women?? :rolleyes:
hahaha :lol:

Sniper.

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by RapFan@25 November 2003 - 12:15
im a real romantic type and im told its werid for people like me being a male #1 and also being 16 mabe im mature for my age? is that bad i ask well its bad if i wanna date girls my age :(
I&#39;d say there&#39;s nothing weird about it, no matter your age&#33; Tell me where it say&#39;s that there&#39;s an age limit on being romantic and i&#39;ll cut my own, uu, stuff that, i&#39;ll just, uu, I don&#39;t know but it&#39;ll be bad, well, not that bad, more just like telling myself i&#39;m an idiot or something lol :P

Sniper.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Ella@25 November 2003 - 14:10
Oh for god&#39;s sake...*sticks finger down throat*..... B)

Not a real romantic type, I must say. Let&#39;s just get on with the nasty fucking and I&#39;ll be a happy Ella&#33; :lol:

@SG....well darling the photos actually made me rush for a clean panty liner. Do you always have that effect on women?? :rolleyes:

@SG....well darling the photos actually made me rush for a clean panty liner. Do you always have that effect on women??&nbsp; :rolleyes:

Ahum.....[asking mrs. yogi......../she&#39;s off for new........]

Ahum......20 years ago i did.........

Yogi :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Honey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@25 November 2003 - 19:53
<_< :P ;) Stop picking on Ozbabe, she&#39;s not deliberately encouraged me, we&#39;re just flirting a bit and i&#39;m trying to romance her heh :D ;) :P

How about I take you for a moonlight stroll along a beach, arm&#39;s around each other, talking about the future together Ozbabe? :wub: ;)

Offer&#39;s Ozbabe a rose - @->->- :)

Sniper.
awww thanx for that Sniper... :)

the moonlight stroll along the beach would be lovely... :)
but talks about the future leave me a bit cold... here n now is so much easier&#33; ;)

*looks at the rose .. taking it ... inhaling... * mmm love roses... :) :wub:


@ Ella... you&#39;re nawty&#33;.. :P

[Rappy]

well i donno girls my age have brain damage they are looking for the overconfident butthead ya know lol well thats the message im getting

[UKMan]

YOGI&#39;s sig is toooooooo BIG

I want a POLL to ban him for life for trying to hypnotise me into thinking he was a nice guy <_< Its true - the eye spoke to me..........honest :blink:

[Rappy]

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/hang.gif


haha he is done for

[UKMan]

Yogi spoils all the fun for me - i wanted a poll and he spoils it............i wanna poll now cause he.....ahh forget it :angry:

My relationship with Yogi is pending (beta) - gonna have to talk with his misses ;)

[Evil Gemini]

:(

[AussieSheila]

;) Wouldn&#39;t that be Yogi&#39;ssss missssusss?

:P

[UKMan]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@25 November 2003 - 14:36
;) Wouldn&#39;t that be Yogi&#39;ssss missssusss?

:P
yessss my preciousssss :lol:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@25 November 2003 - 15:36
;) Wouldn&#39;t that be Yogi&#39;ssss missssusss?

:P
You got it&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogi :P

[Rappy]

for me the beta is still in development

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 12:23
awww thanx for that Sniper... :)

the moonlight stroll along the beach would be lovely... :)
but talks about the future leave me a bit cold... here n now is so much easier&#33; ;)

*looks at the rose .. taking it ... inhaling... * mmm love roses... :) :wub:


@ Ella... you&#39;re nawty&#33;.. :P
Yw babe :) ;)

It would be, i&#39;m sure :) Aw, why would talking about the future leave you cold? :( If it did though then i&#39;d give you my shirt to wear to warm you up :) Or, we could just talk about the very near future (as in a few day&#39;s or week&#39;s)? :) Here and now would be much easier though :)

Uu, you weren&#39;t ment to smoke the rose, you were ment to sniff it and enjoy it&#39;s aroma lol ;) I&#39;m pleased you liked it though :) :wub:

I do have another rose for you if you&#39;d like (and the mod&#39;s won&#39;t hang me lol), but, uu, I may get in trouble for posting it as it&#39;s a bit riskay (if that&#39;s the right word lol) ;) It&#39;s more of a "for your private enjoyment" type heh ;)

Sniper.

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by RapFan@25 November 2003 - 13:53
for me the beta is still in development
So it&#39;s in early Alpha stage? :)

Sniper. (Forgot what this thread was about for a moment and wondered what he was replying to lol)

[Rappy]

:flowers: :* i got a rose and a kiss and im waiting to use them are there any sweet o:) angels for me out there

[Honey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@25 November 2003 - 21:58
It would be, i&#39;m sure :) Aw, why would talking about the future leave you cold? :( If it did though then i&#39;d give you my shirt to wear to warm you up :) Or, we could just talk about the very near future (as in a few day&#39;s or week&#39;s)? :) Here and now would be much easier though :)

Uu, you weren&#39;t ment to smoke the rose, you were ment to sniff it and enjoy it&#39;s aroma lol ;) I&#39;m pleased you liked it though :) :wub:

I do have another rose for you if you&#39;d like (and the mod&#39;s won&#39;t hang me lol), but, uu, I may get in trouble for posting it as it&#39;s a bit riskay (if that&#39;s the right word lol) ;) It&#39;s more of a "for your private enjoyment" type heh ;)

Sniper.
Sniper sweetie... its enough dealing with the here and now... nuff said here... ;) The idea of your shirt though is rather sweet... i do feel the cold a lot&#33;.. :huh:

i didnt smoke the rose silly... i just inhaled the fragrance... and it was gorgeous.. delightful... mmmm so lovely... :wub: :wub:

take it as an invitation to send the other rose... you&#39;ve piqued my interest as im sure you meant to do... :)

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 15:30
Sniper sweetie... its enough dealing with the here and now... nuff said here... ;) The idea of your shirt though is rather sweet... i do feel the cold a lot&#33;.. :huh:

i didnt smoke the rose silly... i just inhaled the fragrance... and it was gorgeous.. delightful... mmmm so lovely... :wub: :wub:

take it as an invitation to send the other rose... you&#39;ve piqued my interest as im sure you meant to do... :)
"Sweetie"? I like that :) :"> :wub:

I understand what you mean about the here and now stuff, it can be overwhelming sometimes, that or i&#39;m totaly in the dark over what you mean lol :)

I&#39;ll make sure it&#39;s a nice thick shirt then to keep you even warmer :) :wub:

heh I know you didn&#39;t smoke it ;) :P I hoped you&#39;d like it :wub:

Uu, i&#39;m still not sure about the other rose, I don&#39;t want to get banned and not be able to send you more roses and talk more romance with you :( I also don&#39;t know if you&#39;ll find it funny as it&#39;s intended (given my earlier Q concerning a certain something ;)) , or won&#39;t like it :( I need to get some nerve up first before I do send it if I can get the nerve up lol :)

Sniper.

[Rappy]

:&#39;( stop makeing me jealous

[Honey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@25 November 2003 - 23:42
"Sweetie"? I like that :) :"> :wub:

I understand what you mean about the here and now stuff, it can be overwhelming sometimes, that or i&#39;m totaly in the dark over what you mean lol

I&#39;ll make sure it&#39;s a nice thick shirt then to keep you even warmer

heh I know you didn&#39;t smoke it ;) I hoped you&#39;d like it :wub:

Uu, i&#39;m still not sure about the other rose, I don&#39;t want to get banned and not be able to send you more roses and talk more romance with you :( I also don&#39;t know if you&#39;ll find it funny as it&#39;s intended (given my earlier Q concerning a certain something ;)) , or won&#39;t like it :( I need to get some nerve up first before I do send it if I can get the nerve up lol :)

Sniper.
im glad you like sweetie... coz that&#39;s how im thinking of you as&#33;.. :) :wub: http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif

i actually find the here n now stuff easier to handle than wondering about what could, what will happen in a few months or more... i get a bit ummm scared when i look that far ahead.. so i try to stick to now... :)

thick shirts sound even better, but generally the company tends to make things warmer... :wub:

as for the other.. that choice is totally up to you.. if you dont want to post.... thats fine with me too...

though there is always another way if you ever want to get in touch... ;)



@ rapFan dont be jealous... youve got lots of time&#33;... :)

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 16:10
im glad you like sweetie... coz that&#39;s how im thinking of you as&#33;.. :) :wub: http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif

i actually find the here n now stuff easier to handle than wondering about what could, what will happen in a few months or more... i get a bit ummm scared when i look that far ahead.. so i try to stick to now... :)

thick shirts sound even better, but generally the company tends to make things warmer... :wub:

as for the other.. that choice is totally up to you.. if you dont want to post.... thats fine with me too...

though there is always another way if you ever want to get in touch... ;)



@ rapFan dont be jealous... youve got lots of time&#33;... :)
Aw, thank&#39;s :wub: :"> :flowers:

What might help if you think further ahead is to just think positively, good thought&#39;s :) There&#39;s alway&#39;s going to be bad times, but around those bad times will be great times that will make the bad ones seem like distant memories :)

:) About the company :wub:

I&#39;ll risk getting banned, it will be worth it if you enjoy the rose heh ;)

It&#39;s a rose I grew (well, made actually, don&#39;t think it would be possible to grow one like this heh) just to keep you company and make you smile ;)

I hope the host doesn&#39;t see it and remove it before you get to see it lol ;)

&#33;Do not look below this line if your easily offended lol&#33;











http://rue.f2o.org/av/drose.gif

:">

Sniper. (Expecting a ban any minute now even though I was careful not to choose one that&#39;s shaped exactly like the male member rofl)

P.s. I just found out that there&#39;s a limit to the number of smilies allowed, which is making posting this very difficult indeed : ( (Having to improvise lol)

[UKMan]

Erektus Rosebuddus

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by UKMan@25 November 2003 - 16:53
Erektus Rosebuddus
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; That was just excellent UKMan&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My throat is sore as hell from laughing so much now ROFL :lol: :lol: :D :D

Sniper.

[Honey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@26 November 2003 - 00:50
Aw, thank&#39;s :wub: :"> :flowers:

What might help if you think further ahead is to just think positively, good thought&#39;s :) There&#39;s alway&#39;s going to be bad times, but around those bad times will be great times that will make the bad ones seem like distant memories :)

:) About the company :wub:

I&#39;ll risk getting banned, it will be worth it if you enjoy the rose heh ;)

It&#39;s a rose I grew (well, made actually, don&#39;t think it would be possible to grow one like this heh) just to keep you company and make you smile ;)

I hope the host doesn&#39;t see it and remove it before you get to see it lol ;)

:">

Sniper. (Expecting a ban any minute now even though I was careful not to choose one that&#39;s shaped exactly like the male member rofl)

P.s. I just found out that there&#39;s a limit to the number of smilies allowed, which is making posting this very difficult indeed : ( (Having to improvise lol)
What helps is just to think of of now, this week, because next week is a whole week away and things change&#33;.. :unsure: (I almost confused myself there).. :lol:

I did enjoy the rose Sniper hon... :) and if they ban you for that then something is severely wrong with them&#33;..

You made it huh?.. very clever... and i think very tastefully done too&#33;... :) :)

but then the guy that did it is really sweet too&#33;.. http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hearts.gif

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 17:08
What helps is just to think of of now, this week, because next week is a whole week away and things change&#33;.. :unsure: (I almost confused myself there).. :lol:

I did enjoy the rose Sniper hon... :) and if they ban you for that then something is severely wrong with them&#33;..

You made it huh?.. very clever... and i think very tastefully done too&#33;... :) :)

but then the guy that did it is really sweet too&#33;.. http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hearts.gif
I do that too with some thing&#39;s (only thinking of the present week), but other thing&#39;s I do think ahead with :) It&#39;s easy to get confused when saying thing&#39;s like that lol :lol:

heh :"> I&#39;m relieved and happy you enjoyed it ;) :"> The only reason i&#39;m worried about being banned, or told off lol, is because i&#39;m not 100% sure on the forum&#39;s rules despite having read them (and forgotten most of them no sooner had I finished reading them lol) lol :lol: ;)

Yea, and thank&#39;s for thinking it clever and tasteful :) :">

omg Aw :"> :"> :wub: :wub:

Sniper. (Wondering if he can move the countries of the world so the UK and Ausieland are joined as one&#33; ;))

[Honey]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@26 November 2003 - 01:25
I do that too with some thing&#39;s (only thinking of the present week), but other thing&#39;s I do think ahead with :) It&#39;s easy to get confused when saying thing&#39;s like that lol :lol:

heh :"> I&#39;m relieved and happy you enjoyed it ;) :"> The only reason i&#39;m worried about being banned, or told off lol, is because i&#39;m not 100% sure on the forum&#39;s rules despite having read them (and forgotten most of them no sooner had I finished reading them lol) lol :lol: ;)

Yea, and thank&#39;s for thinking it clever and tasteful :) :">

omg Aw :"> :"> :wub: :wub:

Sniper. (Wondering if he can move the countries of the world so the UK and Ausieland are joined as one&#33; ;))
i dont worry about getting banned Sniper... ive already walked that path once at AE getting banned after laughing in one post&#33;.. :o

*looking at the gang*... it was guilty by association... but what the heck.. it was funny... ;)

Sniper hon.. if you can figure out how to move countries.. could you let me know asap... i think i&#39;d like a holiday&#33;&#33;..

:wub:

[UKMan]

Sniper - you are one of the few who dos&#39;nt have to worry about being banned :)

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by UKMan@25 November 2003 - 17:43
Sniper - you are one of the few who dos&#39;nt have to worry about being banned :)
Really? Thank&#39;s UKMan :)

Sniper.

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 17:33
i dont worry about getting banned Sniper... ive already walked that path once at AE getting banned after laughing in one post&#33;.. :o

*looking at the gang*... it was guilty by association... but what the heck.. it was funny... ;)

Sniper hon.. if you can figure out how to move countries.. could you let me know asap... i think i&#39;d like a holiday&#33;&#33;..

:wub:
You were banned from somewhere just for that? :( Soz to hear that :(

Guilty by association? That&#39;s what they all say heh ;) :P It&#39;s cool that it was funny at least :)

I will do&#33; :)

:wub:

Well, i&#39;m going bed soon so no more post&#39;s from me for a fair few hour&#39;s (stop cheering everyone&#33;&#33; rofl :P)

Night peep&#39;s, see ya&#39;s later :)

Sniper.

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by hobbes+24 November 2003 - 00:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 24 November 2003 - 00:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@24 November 2003 - 01:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;
Gemby,

What do you want from men?

A great body
A huge penis
A person who understands your emotions
A dildo
A friend


Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

If he treats you poorly, just understand that he only deals with you for the bush, time to move on.

If you ladies think that giving "sex" will help you keep a man and he will "change", you need to get a clue. If you and your man are not good friends, just walk away. Happily married couples are rare, learn to understand that sex plays a minor role in any relationship. [/b][/quote]
:&#39;( i was only saying i was single - there was no need to be so harsh &#33;&#33;

[UKMan]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;+25 November 2003 - 21:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; &#064; 25 November 2003 - 21:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 00:19
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@24 November 2003 - 01:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;
Gemby,

What do you want from men?

A great body
A huge penis
A person who understands your emotions
A dildo
A friend


Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

If he treats you poorly, just understand that he only deals with you for the bush, time to move on.

If you ladies think that giving "sex" will help you keep a man and he will "change", you need to get a clue. If you and your man are not good friends, just walk away. Happily married couples are rare, learn to understand that sex plays a minor role in any relationship.
:&#39;( i was only saying i was single - there was no need to be so harsh &#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
wow :unsure:

Naming all that stuff to a 15 year old girl......... :unsure: if i was her father i&#39;d kick the living shit outa ya

Peace
UKMan

[Lilmiss]

awww...that was a bit harsh&#33; :o
(and false)

/hides Gemby in my pocket.

[Gemby!]

*blinks* oo pocket = money hehehe :devil: yoink &#33;

[UKMan]

Originally posted by lilmiss@25 November 2003 - 21:22
awww...that was a bit harsh&#33; :o
(and false)

/hides Gemby in my pocket.
I was of course talking about kicking the living shit outa hobbes :angry:
If i was Gemby&#39;s dad that is. What a way to talk to young kids these days. No wonder......no wonder.....

Deserves an appology i think&#33;

Peace
UKMan

[Gemby!]

i say that too &#33;&#33;&#33;

NOW &#33;&#33;&#33;

oo this pocket is cosy &#33; :)

[Lilmiss]

@ Ukman, I was talking about Hobbes, not you.
you just jumped in while I was posting. :D


Gemby, that would be fluff you have found. :P

[MediaSlayer]

lilmiss, can u loan me sum fluff

[Gemby!]

i think you droped your roll-up in here ..wait that&#39;s no roll-up &#33;&#33; :o

hey .... :blink: :)

[Snee]

It&#39;s them facts of life :ph34r:

Super Cynic-style&#33; :blink:

[Snee]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@25 November 2003 - 21:38
lilmiss, can u loan me sum fluff
J00 sound just like Metro&#33; :blink:

[MediaSlayer]

Originally posted by SnnY+25 November 2003 - 20:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 25 November 2003 - 20:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MediaSlayer@25 November 2003 - 21:38
lilmiss, can u loan me sum fluff
J00 sound just like Metro&#33; :blink: [/b][/quote]
:ph34r:

[UKMan]

Originally posted by lilmiss@25 November 2003 - 21:33
@ Ukman, I was talking about Hobbes, not you.
you just jumped in while I was posting. :D


Gemby, that would be fluff you have found. :P
he he - i allmost thought you had missunderstood - :) I just wanted to clarify - ;)

Peace
UKClarificationMan

[Rappy]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@25 November 2003 - 16:10



@ rapFan dont be jealous... youve got lots of time&#33;... :)
yea lots of time to be lonely

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@25 November 2003 - 20:38
lilmiss, can u loan me sum fluff
:o





:D :P :lol:

[james_bond_rulez]

i need a girlfriend.... <_<

[bujub22]

ive been wid this chick for 8yrs 2 kids and want to just kick every body out

[Rappy]

i see

[Rappy]

oh crap my g/f or whatever she is came online to talk to me and well i didn&#39;t know ahh now she is probibly pissed now :( damn u kazaa lite board <_<

[hobbes]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;+25 November 2003 - 21:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; &#064; 25 November 2003 - 21:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@24 November 2003 - 00:19
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@24 November 2003 - 01:12
im single - yet only 15 so who cares &#33;&#33;&#33;
Gemby,

What do you want from men?

A great body
A huge penis
A person who understands your emotions
A dildo
A friend


Just remember that all you mean to a man is that you have a vagina.

If he treats you poorly, just understand that he only deals with you for the bush, time to move on.

If you ladies think that giving "sex" will help you keep a man and he will "change", you need to get a clue. If you and your man are not good friends, just walk away. Happily married couples are rare, learn to understand that sex plays a minor role in any relationship.
:&#39;( i was only saying i was single - there was no need to be so harsh &#33;&#33;[/b][/quote]
Nothing harsh at all here, just the truth. Oh, I guess I contradict myself then, sorry.

Gemby is at the perfect age to be told that men who don&#39;t treat you kindly and pressure you for sex are ones who view you a "means to an end" ( a vagina ). As several ladies here have stated, they crossed over to the non-virgin side before they and their partners were able to bear the consequences. I waited until I was 20 before even considering sex.

As for asking what she wants in a man, I merely provided choices, some naughty some nice.