Man with no arms or legs

[scifihi]

Whatda call a man with no arms or legs sailing over a fence?














Homer.

[Holden13]

Whatda call a man with no arms or legs floating on water?







Bob.

[jloc]

There is another answer too ------

Bob Loc@ck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:yup:

[g2thes]

That's classic!

[Holden13]

Whatda call a man with no arms or legs who lies at your doorstep?






Matt.

[megabyteme]

Whatda call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a bicycle?




Stupid.

[bigboab]

Criminal with no arms or legs

The defence said her was (h)armless
The prosecution said he did not have a leg to stand on

[Holden13]

Whatda call a woman with no arms or legs standing against a wall?




Ilene

[mjmacky]

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs lying on a bed?



















Oh sorry I forgot about you, I was just busy fucking this defenseless woman.

[IdolEyes787]

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs lying on a bed?

Really bad at hand/footjobs?

[mjmacky]

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs lying on a bed?

Really bad at hand/footjobs?

Don't matter, just hook her up to a paint shaker.

[Holden13]

Whatda call a Chinese woman with no arms or legs standing against a wall?



Irene


Sorry, I'm politically incorrect. Sue me.

[sci]

Well dang! One I haven't heard 'afore! Thank you for that.

[Holden13]

Whatda call an electrician with no arms or legs?




Sparky.

[megabyteme]

I'd think 'Shorty' would be a little better.

[Artemis]

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?











Eileen.









What do you call her mother?





















Marlene.