This is why I like tennis so much!!!

[dion09529]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi8R9JbF2cc

[megabyteme]

Because you are an idiot who likes watching 1/2" tall women hit an almost unseeable ball back and forth. When one scores, you get to see two women who, while pretty, show less skin (and for 1/3 of a second) than you'd find in a Victoria's Secret catalog. :ermm:

You owe me 1:52 of my life back. I'll settle for you ending yours now. 'Bout a fair trade...

[dion09529]

Glad that you lost 1:52 min of your useless life. Now I'm replying you just to troll you some more making you to lose time again reading this crap.

[Rubberladychow]

Although football is my favorite game, I also like tennis very much because there are many handsome guys and beautiful girls. Sharapova is sexy, tall, strong and beautiful, I like her very much.

[praetor10]

Sharapova is an attractive woman but all the yelling leaves me with a headache.

[dion09529]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1egdxdcMrY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMKfy2TrXZg

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX5t0u_iOLU

[dion09529]

^^
:lol::lol: fucking cunt :lol::lol:

get him outta here!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koE_e_LX4c0

[Skiz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX5t0u_iOLU

WTF... There must have been something serious happen before the recording. He gets slapped, then attacked by the old man, and people are still yelling to toss him out. :blink:

[megabyteme]

The douche (not dion this time, but the one in the vid), is arguing with the woman that he "has a lot of money riding on the match and that he wasn't talking during the "point".

I am assuming he was acting in a manner deemed uncivilized by tennis-watching denizens. :no: Was actually expecting the old guy to kick some ass and defend the honor of his fair maiden, but alas, only got the one punch in... :(

I always thought tennis, golf, and baseball were all in a 3-way* tie for most boring sport ever, but since someone actually gave enough of a crap to punch someone during a tennis match, this one moves slightly out of the category.

*Cricket doesn't count because nobody actually understands the rules, which are typically just made up during each match. :idunno:

**And, yes, I am aware of fights occurring during baseball, but those generally include people who would have fought in the parking lot had the game not actually been happening during the same exact time, anyway.

[IdolEyes787]

There was a brief period in the 70's/80's or some long forgotten time,when tennis players had personality and tennis was actually fun(see McEnroe clip).
This too short period was before the Eastern Europeans began to do the Ivan Drago training type thing and consequently brought it to other countries and after the blank English/Australian types started to get their asses handed to then by the slightly mental Americans.

Post script: Women's tennis has never been fun. Many things factor into this - lesbianism, menstrual cycles and Black people among others.

This concludes today's lesson.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8K7roZu3WU

Best North American sports fight ever.There are better European/South American ones obviously, because let's face it those people have nothing to live for.

[megabyteme]

Women's tennis has never been fun. Many things factor into this - lesbianism, menstrual cycles and Black people among others.

Should be the perfect storm for fights though... :O

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There's gotta be a moment of realization when a pro hockey player climbs into the stands at you with stick in hand...then his whole team follows. :happy:

Relevant:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVPDL89FQ1M

[Skiz]

Lets not forget about the time Vernon Maxwell ran into the stands and broke a fans nose who was heckling Maxwell about his dead child.

And of course who can forget Ron Artest and co. swarming on fans in the stands.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cTZsqxPVHo

[dion09529]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0drVAoWG1o

[dion09529]

Serena Williams will open her campaign at the Collector Swedish Open on Wednesday against No.215-ranked Belgian qualifier Ysaline Bonaventure, who has never faced anyone higher than No.90 before.

http://www.wta96.com/wiki/lvisfoto.php?foto=Ysaline_BONAVENTURE_3340.JPG&ga=1

[dion09529]

:lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWeF4kP3DzM

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qF9Pr_OCKw

It's like tennis except the audience tends to fall asleep less.