'Merika, F@(% YEAH!!!

[megabyteme]

In the US, we celebrate our independence from those shady Empiricalists on July 4th. For those who may be unaware of our customs, I am posting a few representative pics. This may settle some of the opinions that 'Merika is simply a war machine that enjoys blowing things up in foreign lands and leaving the wounded to fend for themselves. I'll have you know that we like to celebrate by blowing things up here also, and thanks to our lack of feasible healthcare, we allow our own injured (many during the celebrations) to go without care, as well. Call us what you will, but we are not hypocrites. :whistling

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[dion09529]

Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

That's all I'm thinking when someone mentions the 4th of July.

[Mr. Mulder]

I heard some guy got killed to death in America and they never found out who did it, sounds like a dangerous place!1 :fear:

[megabyteme]

Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

That's all I'm thinking when someone mentions the 4th of July.

FuckNATO is the sequel to Sharknado if I remember correctly. A giant storm sucks up a sex toy manufacturing plant and Hell rains down on inhabitants of the Midwest. :fear:

[IdolEyes787]

Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

.

Weird that you would think of an Italian,at least when there's no grease involved.

Not that you actually think of course.:)

[IdolEyes787]

Today is Canada Day.
We like to keep the celebrations small because basically we're not a bunch of obnoxious douches.

[IdolEyes787]

Yeah basically we keep it low key and classy.

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[piercerseth]

All us hipsters do our day drinking and barbqueing on Sept 17.

[megabyteme]

Today is Canada Day.
We like to keep the celebrations small because basically we're not a bunch of obnoxious douches.

I wasn't aware you were independentized. Who's on your money again? :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

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Henry Ford? :unsure:

[megabyteme]

Too rich for my blood. I typically only get stuck with see Canadian coins...

http://i.imgur.com/VIoFnSh.jpg?1

[anigav]

http://i.imgur.com/EEOrWA8.jpg

[megabyteme]

Oh shit, the sleeping giant has awoke from its slumber...:fear:

http://i.imgur.com/w6tqUAC.jpg

[Skiz]

http://i.imgur.com/EEOrWA8.jpg

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/tripling-in-obese-canadians-expected-to-strain-health-care-system/article17257478/

:whistling

[Artemis]

But the U.S. wins out on this 'contest'.....


http://health.usnews.com/health-news/health-wellness/articles/2014/05/28/america-tops-list-of-10-most-obese-countries


:yikes:

[megabyteme]

Top 10 Most Obese Countries:1. United States
2. China
3. India
4. Russia
5. Brazil
6. Mexico
7. Egypt
8. Germany
9. Pakistan
10. Indonesia

I would not have guessed China as #2. Those silly Chunks. :no:

[Artemis]

McD's and Coca Cola are everywhere it seems. It'll be fat Papuan New Guinean tribesmen next. :yup:

[Skiz]

Mexico now has the honor.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/mexico-takes-title-of-most-obese-from-america/

And I live in the fittest city in the fittest state. :happy:

[megabyteme]

Mexico now has the honor.

That'll make it harder to get over/under the border fence.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVENwfeGHw

*Video meant to be more on the humorous side than truly make a particular point.

[Artemis]

They just need to uprate the springs on the catapult, a fatapult if you will. :naughty:

[megabyteme]

I suppose they could also put a little higher trajectory on the Mexicannon...

[anigav]

http://i.imgur.com/TDQTYuq.gif

[IdolEyes787]

Too rich for my blood. I typically only get stuck with see Canadian coins...

http://i.imgur.com/VIoFnSh.jpg?1

Yeah like you could actually buy anything with that .Btw we no longer have pennies.
It's some sort of insidious plot to get the population to spend relentlessly since the term "a penny saved is a penny earned" now has no meaning.




http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/tripling-in-obese-canadians-expected-to-strain-health-care-system/article17257478/

:whistling

Whatever,itinerant one.My abs still laugh in your general direction.




And I live in the fittest city in the fittest state. :happy:

You mean it can like do more pushups?

I dunno because from what I understand L.A. has some serious guns.

[IdolEyes787]

Oh shit, the sleeping giant has awoke from its slumber...:fear:

http://i.imgur.com/w6tqUAC.jpg

And that's not even taking into account our beaver shock troops.



Top 10 Most Obese Countries:1. United States
2. China
3. India
4. Russia
5. Brazil
6. Mexico
7. Egypt
8. Germany
9. Pakistan
10. Indonesia


Wow.every country on that list is terrorist state.I wonder if that's a contributing factor?

[Artemis]

Germany is a terrorist state? :blink:

Or are we thinking historically of the Rote Armee Fraktion?


You can add France for blowing up the Rainbow Warrior.


Cunts!

[anigav]

Top 10 Most Obese Countries:
1. United States
2. China
3. India
4. Russia
5. Brazil
6. Mexico
7. Egypt
8. Germany
9. Pakistan
10. Indonesia


Wow.every country on that list is terrorist state.I wonder if that's a contributing factor?

Except for two USA and Pakistan :)

[IdolEyes787]

Germany is a terrorist state? :blink:




I think you're letting them off far too easily for creating techno-pop.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ

[IdolEyes787]

Except for two USA and Pakistan :)

Next to Germany they are obviously the wurst.

[Barbarossa]

LOLz I seriously gotta get me a Death Star log burner :w00t:

[megabyteme]

Yeah like you could actually buy anything with that .Btw we no longer have pennies.
It's some sort of insidious plot to get the population to spend relentlessly since the term "a penny saved is a penny earned" now has no meaning.

Did you all wake up one morning to find the Penny Fairy had taken them all away? Are they no longer accepted for transactions? Is it illegal to give them out to homeless people?


*BTW, sooo totally wanted to go another direction and play it like you said you no longer had penises. However, I did not think I could pull it off...

[megabyteme]

And that's not even taking into account our beaver shock troops.

Dam your beavers! :fist:

[TheFoX]

Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

That's all I'm thinking when someone mentions the 4th of July.

You might like to mentor Oleg, as he is finding it impossible to Fuck anything, male or female.

[IdolEyes787]

All us hipsters do our day drinking and barbqueing on Sept 17.

That's OK, I already pretty much had you pegged as a Communist.

Also is barbqueing some sort of violent offshoot of snooker?

[IdolEyes787]

Suck it you Yankee motherfuckers.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/tennis/eugenie-bouchard-reaches-wimbledon-final-1.2694990

[megabyteme]

Raonic and Bouchard are the first Canadian singles players in the Open era to reach the Wimbledon semis.

They have overcome much hardship. The first of which would be growing up with trees in the middle of the tennis courts. Also, swinging a racket while wearing a down parka can't be easy, either. :console:

This is kinda like the training sequences of Rocky III- if Rocky had been training for a sport too unexciting to make a movie about.

[dion09529]

Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

That's all I'm thinking when someone mentions the 4th of July.

You might like to mentor Oleg, as he is finding it impossible to Fuck anything, male or female.


... and fuck you!

[TheFoX]

You might like to mentor Oleg, as he is finding it impossible to Fuck anything, male or female.


... and fuck you!

If I was a raving homosexual, or a member of the Royal Navy, you possibly could, but since I prefer my partners to be of the opposite sex, you'll have to find your pleasure elsewhere. Sorry.

[mjmacky]

... and fuck you!

If I was a raving homosexual, or a member of the Royal Navy, you possibly could, but since I prefer my partners to be of the opposite sex, you'll have to find your pleasure elsewhere. Sorry.

That's basically an admission that societal conformation is the only reason you haven't given his penis a big rectal hug.

[megabyteme]

Nearly begging for Dion to send him PMs with the hypothetical "if" and "you possibly could". Looking for a hookup in some quiet corner of a Naval yard. The word "prefer" indicates that he's willing to make an exception. Most likely married, so they can't go to his place- hence the "elsewhere" line. FoX coded the message, but it comes across clearly. Like the message, hes looking for deep probing.

Idol may be off the hook as the site's biggest :ghey:. At least he's never tried to groom a fuckwit fellow member in open forums. :no:

[TheFoX]

Nearly begging for Dion to send him PMs with the hypothetical "if" and "you possibly could". Looking for a hookup in some quiet corner of a Naval yard. The word "prefer" indicates that he's willing to make an exception. Most likely married, so they can't go to his place- hence the "elsewhere" line. FoX coded the message, but it comes across clearly. Like the message, hes looking for deep probing.

Idol may be off the hook as the site's biggest :ghey:. At least he's never tried to groom a fuckwit fellow member in open forums. :no:

Sometimes you make Dion look intelligent.

[TheFoX]

If I was a raving homosexual, or a member of the Royal Navy, you possibly could, but since I prefer my partners to be of the opposite sex, you'll have to find your pleasure elsewhere. Sorry.

That's basically an admission that societal conformation is the only reason you haven't given his penis a big rectal hug.

What? The only reason I haven't given his penis a 'big rectal hug', as you put it, is because I don't have a preference for anal penetration. Of course, if you want to imagine otherwise, that is your prerogative. Whatever turns you on...

[megabyteme]

Nearly begging for Dion to send him PMs with the hypothetical "if" and "you possibly could". Looking for a hookup in some quiet corner of a Naval yard. The word "prefer" indicates that he's willing to make an exception. Most likely married, so they can't go to his place- hence the "elsewhere" line. FoX coded the message, but it comes across clearly. Like the message, hes looking for deep probing.

Idol may be off the hook as the site's biggest :ghey:. At least he's never tried to groom a fuckwit fellow member in open forums. :no:

Sometimes you make Dion look intelligent.

See, already protecting your vassal.

[mjmacky]

I don't have a preference for anal penetration.

In baseball euphemisms, you're saying you prefer to catch instead of pitch.

[TheFoX]

I don't have a preference for anal penetration.

In baseball euphemisms, you're saying you prefer to catch instead of pitch.

Isn't that Rounders?

[megabyteme]

Maybe I read that wrong before and made the assumption that FoX wanted to be the dominant one in the relationship. :idunno:

[TheFoX]

Maybe I read that wrong before and made the assumption that FoX wanted to be the dominant one in the relationship. :idunno:

Can you read?

[megabyteme]

So you do want to dominate Dion, but have him do the driving. Whatever. I'm not here to judge. :no:

[IdolEyes787]

Can you read?

In a written forum there is only one possible answer to this or else silent ignorance.:unsure:

Well you're at it try speaking to a a deaf person and asking him if he can hear.

[IdolEyes787]

Both Canadians got embarrassed at Wimbledon.
It's nice to see we were able to keep our perfect losing record intact.

[megabyteme]

The snowshoes, albeit patriotic, were not the best choice for gameplay. :no:

[IdolEyes787]

To be fair,some of us have never seen grass.

[megabyteme]

Well, I bet the other players would be shit if they had to volley on ice. Bunch of racist, manipulative cunts.



*Being tennis, I'm probably not too far off here.

[IdolEyes787]

Well there is the thing that much like at a Klan meeting, participants at Wimbledon are required to wear white.

[megabyteme]

They were going to string up Serena at one point, but everyone was too afraid of her to make good on the notion.

[IdolEyes787]

Also they were deadly afraid of the Animal Rights people.

[TheFoX]

So you do want to dominate Dion, but have him do the driving. Whatever. I'm not here to judge. :no:

Do you want me to dionimate Dom?

[anigav]

To be fair,some of us have never seen grass.

Then what do you eat?

[TheFoX]

To be fair,some of us have never seen grass.

Then what do you eat?

Astroturf?


Mind you, someone once asked me whether I preferred grass or Astroturf, and I couldn't answer because I had never smoked Astroturf.

[Artemis]

Astroturf?


Mind you, someone once asked me whether I preferred grass or Astroturf, and I couldn't answer because I had never smoked Astroturf.

http://i.imgur.com/LbiLOYz.jpg

[anigav]

Those who eat astroturf has to be teetotal, astro turf wearing, gay, overweight and non-smoking person..

[mjmacky]

Maybe I read that wrong before and made the assumption that FoX wanted to be the dominant one in the relationship. :idunno:

In my widely traveled gay circles, his role would be described as the "power bottom".

[Artemis]

Those who eat astroturf has to be teetotal, astro turf wearing, gay, overweight and non-smoking person..

Well that made a lot of sense, sorry to hear about the concussion. :blink:

[megabyteme]

Maybe I read that wrong before and made the assumption that FoX wanted to be the dominant one in the relationship. :idunno:

In my widely traveled gay circles, his role would be described as the "power bottom".

That seems to fit FoX's personality like a... glove. :)

[TheFoX]

I have big nuts. (Meg being one of them)

[megabyteme]

I have big nuts.

Then with you being the "power bottom", Dion dodged a big bullet. :O

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UsGEyz_2rE&list=PLuKg-WhduhkmIcFMN7wxfVWYu8qnk0jMN

[JunkBarMan]

Today is Canada Day.
We like to keep the celebrations small because basically we're not a bunch of obnoxious douches.
Canada, that apartment above the party below it.

[TheFoX]

Today is Canada Day.
We like to keep the celebrations small because basically we're not a bunch of obnoxious douches.
Canada, that apartment above the party below it.

I thought the party was in Rio?

Besides, I think of the US as the gatecrashers of the modern partying world, inviting themselves to every party going, whether they are welcome or not.

[megabyteme]

Besides, I think of the US as the gatecrashers of the modern partying world, inviting themselves to every party going, whether they are welcome or not.

Coming from any country other than England, I might give you a point on that. :ermm:

http://i.imgur.com/UO4e9Gy.gif?1

[dion09529]

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[TheFoX]

Besides, I think of the US as the gatecrashers of the modern partying world, inviting themselves to every party going, whether they are welcome or not.

Coming from any country other than England, I might give you a point on that. :ermm:

http://i.imgur.com/UO4e9Gy.gif?1

Well, considering that I am of Scottish descent, with a smattering of Irish in me, that rules me out of your little groan.

Besides, if it wasn't for the English, you'd all be shooting each other with bows and arrows, not small arms and rifles.

Oh, and check your history. South Africa is prominently Dutch. Canada has a healthy dose of French (my apologies to Cannucks for pointing this out). The US has a mix of Spanish, English, Irish, Scottish, Dutch, French, Portuguese and Chinese, as well as all those brought over against their will from the African countries. This means it is hard to decide exactly what the heritage of the modern American is, or should be. Mind you, this goes for just about every country now. After all, the primary language of the United Kingdom is now Polish, with a smattering of Muslim chucked in for good measure. Those that speak English appear to now be in the minority.

What is your primary language, Meg?

Is it Spanish, Portuguese, French, Polish or English?

[megabyteme]

You called the 'merkins gatecrashers. If you are going to take a pass for being of Scottish descent, then I take a pass on any connection to the US, as well. Apparently, most of my relatives immigrated while trying to avoid Hitler's little tantrum.

Are you dismissing The Crown's shit stains on the above map? They don't seem too interested in letting go of their "influences" in the modern world, now do they? I'll say this in Scottish, so you understand it: Fukin' gatecrashers, aye?

[TheFoX]

You called the 'merkins gatecrashers. If you are going to take a pass for being of Scottish descent, then I take a pass on any connection to the US, as well. Apparently, most of my relatives immigrated while trying to avoid Hitler's little tantrum.

Are you dismissing The Crown's shit stains on the above map? They don't seem too interested in letting go of their "influences" in the modern world, now do they? I'll say this in Scottish, so you understand it: Fukin' gatecrashers, aye?

This has really got your goat up, hasn't it? I never knew you were so sensitive.

[megabyteme]

You called the 'merkins gatecrashers. If you are going to take a pass for being of Scottish descent, then I take a pass on any connection to the US, as well. Apparently, most of my relatives immigrated while trying to avoid Hitler's little tantrum.

Are you dismissing The Crown's shit stains on the above map? They don't seem too interested in letting go of their "influences" in the modern world, now do they? I'll say this in Scottish, so you understand it: Fukin' gatecrashers, aye?


This has really got your goat up, hasn't it? I never knew you were so sensitive.

Not really. Just trying to make sense of your argument. :idunno:

'Merica is interfering in all kinds of countries, to the unending detriment of all involved, but is the #2 offender of modern history.

[TheFoX]

This has really got your goat up, hasn't it? I never knew you were so sensitive.

Not really. Just trying to make sense of your argument. :idunno:

Well, if you succeed, you'll be the first. Mind you, I cannot understand why you would take on such a mammoth task in the first place. Surely you have better things to do with your time, unless of course you enjoying wasting away your hours over something so frivolous.

I suppose each to their own. Anyway, good luck with the project. You'll need it.

[megabyteme]

:happy:

[TheFoX]

:happy:

Looks like you're making good progress, by the look on your happy face. ;)

[megabyteme]

For piercerseth:

http://i.imgur.com/D7JwPQk.jpg

[piercerseth]

:lol: I was just debating what to have for lunch.

So we're the most racially segregated with the highest levels of gang violence in the nation? Our hot dogs come with neon green pickle relish.

We really do have the best fat-person food.

[megabyteme]

:lol: I was just debating what to have for lunch.

So we're the most racially segregated with the highest levels of gang violence in the nation? Our hot dogs come with neon green pickle relish.

We really do have the best fat-person food.

You make it sound promising. Surely, there's a negative somewhere... :idunno:

[megabyteme]

Semi-Chicago-inspired hot dogs I had tonight:

http://i62.tinypic.com/347usno.jpg

Regular Bun
Johnsonville Cheddar Dog
Sweet Relish
Ketchup
Gulden's Mustard
Bacon Bits
Easy Cheese

Would have sacrificed the ketchup for some onions or kraut...

What do you put on your dogs, guys?

[Artemis]

I usually put a lead on the dog's collar and take him for a walk, but this does beg the question.....




You eat that!!!!!!!!!! :yikes:

[piercerseth]

Ketchup

Must. Resist. Urge. to strangle. meg.

Now kraut and chili are awesome if I don't feel like assembling a ton of fixins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM

[IdolEyes787]

Semi-Chicago-inspired hot dogs I had tonight:

http://i62.tinypic.com/347usno.jpg

Regular Bun
Johnsonville Cheddar Dog
Sweet Relish
Ketchup
Gulden's Mustard
Bacon Bits
Easy Cheese

Would have sacrificed the ketchup for some onions or kraut...

What do you put on your dogs, guys?

That hot dog is unbelievably 77% fat, a lot of that saturated .Add in the excessive sodium and simple carbs and all I have to say is don't plan on attending your daughter's wedding,hypertensive fat boy.

On a totally unrelated note,I bought a new car and decided that adding sludge to the gasoline would not only improve performance but also probably increase engine life.:)

[megabyteme]

Ketchup

Must. Resist. Urge. to strangle. meg.

Now kraut and chili are awesome if I don't feel like assembling a ton of fixins.
[video=Public Service Warning[/quote]

:lol: I did see that ketchup is a shooting offense in Chicago.

[megabyteme]

all I have to say is don't plan on attending your daughter's wedding,hypertensive fat boy.

Imaginary Mary says, "Get her married off early".

And I just won't make any plans to dance at the wedding.

http://i.imgur.com/DcWIuHk.jpg?1

[IdolEyes787]

Imaginary Mary says, "Get her married off early".



Likely not a problem if the father of her child does the right thing.

[IdolEyes787]

http://i62.tinypic.com/347usno.jpg


Can I just use this opportunity to say Jesus Fucking Christ .

[Artemis]

My arteries are hardening, just looking at it. :yup:

[megabyteme]

My arteries are hardening, just looking at it. :yup:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlhQQnEgFck

"Just another heart attack." From SNL

[IdolEyes787]

My arteries are hardening, just looking at it. :yup:

Nice attempt at making me believe you have a heart.

[Artemis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhbHTjMLN5c

[IdolEyes787]

I wasn't even kidding about it being 77% fat.I looked up the nutritional facts on the hotdog.
Obviously that wasn't enough and you needed the added processed cheese and bacon to really get that dopamine flowing.:)

[IdolEyes787]

On the bright side at least you're not entirely humourless like Rart most people here probably owing to fat people being jovial.

[Artemis]

My arteries are hardening, just looking at it. :yup:

Nice attempt at making me believe you have a heart.

Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black!


Eh, Ming the Merciless. :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

I'm precious.:)

[IdolEyes787]

Jesus Christ it takes a lot of work to get to 30000 posts.

[IdolEyes787]

Could somebody just give me a cheat code?

[megabyteme]

Jesus Christ it takes a lot of work to get to 30000 posts.

http://i.imgur.com/INbugt6.gif?1

[anon]

Could somebody just give me a cheat code?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_real_life_hacks_and_cheat_codes

You should try some. :shifty:

[IdolEyes787]

npc_kill dion09529

[Artemis]

I always thought Didi was an npc itself. :idunno:

[Rart]

On the bright side at least you're not entirely humourless like Rart most people here probably owing to fat people being jovial.

You're just mad that no one else acknowledged Canada day in this thread, all your hockey teams are irrelevant, your country is an afterthought in the biggest sporting event in the world, and that your frozen hellhole isn't home to such cultured, amazing food. :snooty:

But sure, take it out on me if you want.

[IdolEyes787]

Seriously dude,the World could stand a little less Chairman Mao and a little more Margret Cho especially from someone your age(14).

To answer your taunt though,sport fanaticism and nationalism are where people with little self worth hitch their lot to a larger entity in some usually self destructive attempt to feel bigger.Do I strike you as needing that badly enough to be angered by your rords*?

Moreover,nationalism ,like organized religion is a mechanism used by a small group to retain power over a less evil majority by offering something they aren't really even in a position to give. So again you seem to be baa..ing up the wrong tree,my fine little sheep.


*Racism**.The gift that keeps giving.

**Yeah I embrace the irony given what I just said.:)

[megabyteme]

a little less Chairman Mao

You all line up. Line. Up. No circle. NO CIRCLE!!!!- Rart

[Rart]

Seriously dude,the World could stand a little less Chairman Mao and a little more Margret Cho especially from someone your age(14).

To answer your taunt though,sport fanaticism and nationalism are where people with little self worth hitch their lot to a larger entity in some usually self destructive attempt to feel bigger.Do I strike you as needing that badly enough to be angered by your rords*?

Moreover,nationalism ,like organized religion is a mechanism used by a small group to retain power over a less evil majority by offering something they aren't really even in a position to give. So again you seem to be baa..ing up the wrong tree,my fine little sheep.


*Racism**.The gift that keeps giving.

**Yeah I embrace the irony given what I just said.:)

I'm sorry, I may have been a little harsh. I realize it can be a little difficult to empathize with the concept of nationalism when it's so difficult to have any sense of it in the first place. :console:

[IdolEyes787]

Rart if I may be cereal for a moment,did your parents threaten to disown you for bringing dishonour to the family if you didn't forgo childhood and spend all your time studying?

I''m Sherlock Holmes brilliant and that's the only racist explanation that I could come up with for you being no fun at all.

[megabyteme]

I'm sorry, I may have been a little harsh. I realize it can be a little difficult to empathize with the concept of nationalism when it's so difficult to have any sense of it in the first place. :console:

I thought it was a great response to someone saying you were no fun. :lookaroun

[Artemis]

I'm sorry, I may have been a little harsh. I realize it can be a little difficult to empathize with the concept of nationalism when it's so difficult to have any sense of it in the first place. :console:

I thought it was a great response to someone saying you were no fun. :lookaroun

I am having a strong sense of deja vu....

I watch The Big Bang Theory and chortle at how implausibly devoid of humour Sheldon Cooper is, then I read Rart's comments on this board and think to myself..... maybe not so implausible after all.... :idunno:

[Rart]

Clearly you're all the type of people that need the laugh track of TBBT if you can't understand my brilliance. :01:

[IdolEyes787]

To be fair Rart's hilarious in Cantonese. :)

[IdolEyes787]

Rantonrese.:)

[Artemis]

Rantonrese.:)

Ummmm.....


It's too rate to aporogise, racist!

[Rart]

You know most stereotypes replace "L"s with "R"s, not just wherever the fuck, bigot. Stereotypes aren't stereotypes anymore if they're not consistent, like.

[Rart]

See Art is doing it right.

[Rart]

And at least we have the culture to stereotype in the first place. There's barely anything to stereotype aboot with you Canucks in the first place. This is aboot it.

[IdolEyes787]

You know most stereotypes replace "L"s with "R"s, not just wherever the fuck, bigot. Stereotypes aren't stereotypes anymore if they're not consistent, like.

I'm a lebel.

[IdolEyes787]

And at least we have the culture to stereotype in the first place. There's barely anything to stereotype aboot with you Canucks in the first place. This is aboot it.

Geez that makes me so angry I may have to get up from my poutine and aporogize,

[IdolEyes787]

Rantonrese.:)

Ummmm.....


It's too rate to aporogise, racist!
Hey!!!!!!
Racism by definition is belief that some groups of people deserve to be treated differently.As I'm vile to basically everyone equally I would class myself more as an asshole.:)

[megabyteme]

One thing that I could not find on the interwebs, but (true story) tried to find to simplify the post I made about Rart and "lining up" was a Racial Stereotype to English Conversion tool. Seems I've reached the bleeding edge of technology...

[IdolEyes787]

You'll be fine as long as the TV remote holds together.

[megabyteme]

Ummmm maple syrup. Know your stereotypes, Rart. Or, at least look at Idol's avy, FFS. :no:

[TheFoX]

I knew a Ray Sissed at my last job. His Vietnamese friend was call Pee Doh, and he had a sister called Anna Recksia.

[megabyteme]

I wasn't even kidding about it being 77% fat.I looked up the nutritional facts on the hotdog.
Obviously that wasn't enough and you needed the added processed cheese and bacon to really get that dopamine flowing.:)

Relevant: http://imgur.com/gallery/xqL7g

[IdolEyes787]

Relevant: http://imgur.com/gallery/xqL7g

Meg writes, "I once fed 20 Chicken McNuggets to a pig and then ate the pig".

[Artemis]

'I felt like a soft serve machine that was accidentally left on the next time I shat.' :glag:

[megabyteme]

Meg writes, "I once fed 20 Chicken McNuggets to a pig and then ate the pig".

...with cheese sauce from a can. Straight from the can.

[piercerseth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnV7TE25YBY

Goddamn do I want some mcnuggets now. 20 piece, no shame.

[megabyteme]

Goddamn do I want some mcnuggets now. 20 piece, no shame.

Try 'em with cheese sauce and pork. :naughty:

[Rart]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2zlPNGuPbw

[megabyteme]

http://i.imgur.com/fmRsNCF.jpg

[Alien5]

we love independence day
lets make the Atomic Bomb so the whole world can see how pretty fireworks are.

[LemOnzoo]

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[TheFoX]

we love independence day
lets make the Atomic Bomb so the whole world can see how pretty fireworks are.

If you want fireworks, try a Phall. There will be fireworks coming out of your arse for days to come, and the explosive nature makes an atomic bomb look like a sherbert dip.

[Alien5]

i always thought you were a limey. :sick:

[onom]

just murca

[megabyteme]

just murca

Start yer own thread, then. :snooty:

[TheFoX]

just murca

Start yer own thread, then. :snooty:

No. He should start with something simple first.

[richasis]

http://i.imgur.com/EEOrWA8.jpg

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[TheFoX]

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And that is why the American continent is so big, to spread the weight around proportionately.

America is the only continent that needs steel re-inforcing.

When someone holds a party in San Fransisco, the tremors have been felt as far away as Honolulu.

The San Andreas fault developed in line with American Obesity.

The extended period of darkness in Winter isn't down to shorter days, but due to masses of Americans all putting their clothes out to dry, which restricts the light getting to the Earth.

To call an American fat is an understatement. If they got any bigger, they'd be a challenge to the Moon's claim to be the only stellar body orbitting the Earth.

True North and Magnetic North used to be the same, until obese America started weighing one side of the planet down.

One American weighs the same as 100,000 Chinese.

[megabyteme]

Yet we still manage to travel...

http://i.imgur.com/DT57K2w.jpg

[themattler]

Save the mutherfukin day!!!

[TheFoX]

The snowshoes, albeit patriotic, were not the best choice for gameplay. :no:

What about gay play?