Who's the most intelligent poster on this board?

[OlegL]

According to your opinion, who's the most intelligent poster on this board?

[IdolEyes787]

Since I'm Black and born into a life of hardship and crime,I'm pretty sure that I win for street smarts.

Also your inclusion of J-Die raises real suspicions in my streetsmartiness.

Btw I think your insulting Mary by the sin of omission .
Either that or by your continuing existence. Either/or. :)

[megabyteme]

I think he pretty much got the order correct, top -> bottom.

I'll give Idol the slight benefit of the doubt over J-Die due to Affirmative Action. :)

[IdolEyes787]

You're just jealous because I have more rhythm than you.

[IdolEyes787]

Also change the thread title to "Who are the only non-staff posters on the board" and the list still works.

[megabyteme]

And you are envious of my superior intellect.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mTUmczVdik

[IdolEyes787]

You can't voluntarily have watched Three Amigos and claim superior intellect :no:

[megabyteme]

We'll have to call it a draw, then. :sadwalk:

[IdolEyes787]

According to your opinion, who's the most intelligent poster on this board?

You mean there's not going to be a test and you're just going to take some dummy's word for it?

[dion09529]

Cabalo and Tesco.

[IdolEyes787]

You mean there's not going to be a test and you're just going to take some dummy's word for it?

[Artemis]

Since intelligence is something that requires direction and focus in order to achieve anything worthwhile, and I seem to spend my spare time here, I derive from this that I am a consummate windowlicker just like the rest of youse. :blink:

[megabyteme]

Since intelligence is something that requires direction and focus in order to achieve anything worthwhile, and I seem to spend my spare time here, I derive from this that I am a consummate windowlicker just like the rest of youse. :blink:

In other words, "It was a pleasure just being nominated", while at the same time pandering to the voters by trying to come across as witty and hope to win.

Clearly, your plan will fail as the good, hardworking people who come here will see through your shallow attempt at falsely humbling yourself just to win some contest to bolster your elitist ego. For shame. For shame, indeed.

[IdolEyes787]

I hadn't realized that this was a campaign.If that is the case I want to point out that Meg lives alone and his "family" is merely a sad invention of his morphine addled mind.:(

Also ffs please desist with the anonymous polls as at least half the point of polls here is seeing who thinks what.

[megabyteme]

I would respond to these preposterous allegations, if they did not come from a :ghey: communist.

EDIT- Undoubtedly, Hitler and Stalin both liked to know how people thought- just before they killed innocents.

[Artemis]

Since intelligence is something that requires direction and focus in order to achieve anything worthwhile, and I seem to spend my spare time here, I derive from this that I am a consummate windowlicker just like the rest of youse. :blink:

In other words, "It was a pleasure just being nominated", while at the same time pandering to the voters by trying to come across as witty and hope to win.

Clearly, your plan will fail as the good, hardworking people who come here will see through your shallow attempt at falsely humbling yourself just to win some contest to bolster your elitist ego. For shame. For shame, indeed.

If I were the supreme egotist you make me out to be, I would be forced to commit hara kiri by stabbing myself in the femoral artery with my MENSA tie pin, thereby absolving the shame of being the most intelligent poaster on a board where barely 2% can spell their own names correctly.


Let's face boys and girls, it's eggplant salad as far as the eye can see in these parts, so who ever wins this lofty achievement, they can put it there along with their McDonald's drive thru VIP sticker. :frusty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Seeing as they're all my accounts....

[megabyteme]

[...]so who ever wins this lofty achievement, they can put it there along with their McDonald's drive thru VIP sticker. :frusty:

This made me laugh pretty hard. I can only assume Idol voted for himself, but when I first viewed the results it was 6-0 in favor of nobody. :happy:

http://i.imgur.com/wpOUq6B.png?1

[IdolEyes787]

I didn't vote because that would lend credence to this farce.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf_xZVhaAKs

I'm assuming it was dion because his words say one thing but his eyes say quite another.:ghey:

[TheFoX]

Well, since Chalice isn't an option, I voted for Idol.

[megabyteme]

You are assuming Dion is smart enough to figure out how to vote. :O

[megabyteme]

Well, since Chalice isn't an option, I voted for Idol.

May Dave sneak up on your balustrade and murder you while you leave for work. :dry:

[IdolEyes787]

Well, since Chalice isn't an option, I voted for Idol.

Thanks Fox.Remind me to do something pointless and insignificant for you too. :)

Anyway I remember there being many former members that were way smarter than any of us but I guess "former members" and "smarter than us" is being redundant.

[IdolEyes787]

You are assuming Dion is smart enough to figure out how to vote. :O

Explain President George W. Bush then.

[megabyteme]

You are assuming Dion is smart enough to figure out how to vote. :O

Explain President George W. Bush then.

Historians will be doing that for decades. :(

[mjmacky]

Oleg, I nominate you for the title of least intelligent poster that participates in the forum.

[megabyteme]

Oleg, I nominate you for the title of least intelligent poster that participates in the forum.

Your 95% complete PhD carries little weight around here, it seems. Jews. :idunno:

[mjmacky]

Oleg, I nominate you for the title of least intelligent poster that participates in the forum.

Your 95% complete PhD carries little weight around here, it seems. Jews. :idunno:

He doesn't know how penises work. That's something you learn in grade school.

[TheFoX]

Your 95% complete PhD carries little weight around here, it seems. Jews. :idunno:

He doesn't know how penises work. That's something you learn in grade school.

True. Some things are instinctive. Either Oleg is extremely stupid, or he is extremely smart and playing us for fools. I don't believe anyone that stupid could master something as simple as a keyboard, or a forum.

[megabyteme]

He doesn't know how penises work. That's something you learn in grade school.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35quNI5ed_k

[IdolEyes787]

. Either Oleg is extremely stupid, or he is extremely smart and playing us for fools.

Considering J-dye was banned in 2010 and so OlegL's membership on FST barely overlaps with J-dye's ,I'd like to postulate that OlegL and J-dye are one in the same.

The reason that J-dye is included in the poll is because a) this particular trool,like most true sociopaths,has an ego the size of Virginia b) needed to pat himself on the back and most importantly c) the thought of surreptitiously putting one over on us got his tiny wiener hard.



PS I also solved the mystery of who the Zodiac killer was so I'm pretty sure I'm right or maybe wrong.:)

[megabyteme]

I'm pretty sure I'm right or maybe wrong.:)

Logician says you are correct here. Well said, Solomon. Now what say you on splitting a baby? :)

[IdolEyes787]

Heads or tails?

[megabyteme]

I was thinking of a longitudinal split, but see the error of my ways as the amount of bone in the head and spine would require use of a band saw. You may win my vote in this thread yet. :O

[TheFoX]

Thyme Shair.

[TheFoX]

Well, since Chalice isn't an option, I voted for Idol.

Thanks Fox.Remind me to do something pointless and insignificant for you too. :)

Anyway I remember there being many former members that were way smarter than any of us but I guess "former members" and "smarter than us" is being redundant.


Intelligence is an observational thing anyway. Being fancy with the written word is no indication, and anyone can be 'smart' for a while (even Oleg had his moment, once, for a very brief period).

Anyway, thanks for the offer. I look forward to the pointless and insignificant favour. ;-)

[TheFoX]

So, why isn't mjmacky and Chalice on that list? Surely they are nominations for being 'smart', or 'smart Alex'.

[IdolEyes787]

So, why isn't mjmacky and Chalice on that list?

Since the poll is more about who OlgeL likes than who is intelligent.
Also it's "aren't", which probably explains why I have more votes than you. :)

To further answer your question though,Mary has become increasing aloof. I assume because he's way into LARPing and feels that it's necessary to stay in his Dark Elf Lord Sebastian Bloodletter character.
Chalice on the other hand makes too much sense when he's sober and sense is basically something OlegL goes out of hiis way to avoid.

Note also the telling exclusion of OlgeL mortal enemy Darth whatever his name is.



Not that I think he's smart.

[TheFoX]

Also it's "aren't", which probably explains why I have more votes than you. :)

Which also explains why you've got more votes than me. I never said I was intelligent. Someone else nominated me, for whatever reason they deemed fit. Anyway, I am glad you've got more votes than me. You deserve the accolade more than I do. I ain't even in the running. You lot got more brain cells than I can ever dream of 'aving.

[IdolEyes787]

My unparalleled,except for the eloquently named "Some non-existing poster that only exists in our minds", FST intellect suggests there may be some passive aggressive at work here.
If not then I think you should stop flirting with me seeing as you are already involved with dion.

[mjmacky]

I assume because he's way into LARPing and feels that it's necessary to stay in his Dark Elf Lord Sebastian Bloodletter character.

I'm not a dork like that Duchovny stalker, so I am currently switching between Gambit, Psylocke, and the Punisher.

[OlegL]

Note also the telling exclusion of OlgeL mortal enemy Darth whatever his name is.


Well, as I said before, there is something truly off about Darth.

[IdolEyes787]

Whatever,J-Dye.

[anigav]

The problem with this forum is that the intelligent people are full of doubts and think too much, while the stupid ones are full of confidence and are smart.

That's what I am thinking at this moment.

[TheFoX]

The truly intelligent person is the one that is too busy to even bother reading these forums, let alone contributing to them.

[Artemis]

The truly intelligent person is the one that is too busy to even bother reading these forums, let alone contributing to them.

My point exactly!

[Artemis]

So, why isn't mjmacky and Chalice on that list?

Since the poll is more about who OlgeL likes than who is intelligent.
Also it's "aren't", which probably explains why I have more votes than you. :)

To further answer your question though,Mary has become increasing aloof. I assume because he's way into LARPing and feels that it's necessary to stay in his Dark Elf Lord Sebastian Bloodletter character.
Chalice on the other hand makes too much sense when he's sober and sense is basically something OlegL goes out of hiis way to avoid.







Fuck, I love that movie. :yup:

[anigav]

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be humored and moved by these forums

[IdolEyes787]

OK I know I'm the most intelligent one (left) here because I doubt very much anyone else has been suspended from sixth grade for and I quote "Being too smart for his own good".:snooty:

PS Fuck you skizRart.

[anigav]

OK I know I'm the most intelligent one (left) here because I doubt very much anyone else has been suspended from sixth grade for and I quote "Being too smart for his own good".:snooty:

PS Fuck you skizRart.

Humorous :)

[OlegL]

Whatever,J-Dye.

Do you think what I said was a fucking joke? This guy jojosalami is clearly a disturbed individual.

[IdolEyes787]

Before I answer that honestly I need to know if you are armed and hold any resentment toward puckish yet boyishly handsome internet posters.

[IdolEyes787]

I just voted for Art so that Meg would be the only one without a single vote.:lol:

In one swell foop I would have made a mockery of this poll........

.....if it hadn't already started out life as a mockery.

[megabyteme]

Before I answer that honestly I need to know if you are armed and hold any resentment toward puckish yet boyishly handsome internet posters.


I just voted for Art so that Meg would be the only one without a single vote.

I've still got my vote, puckface. :dry:

[IdolEyes787]

I don't really care if I'm the smartest just as long as I win Best Looking.

I figure considering this place I'm a lock as I still have all my teeth.

[megabyteme]

I figure considering this place I'm a lock as I still have all my teeth.

Something. Something. [Ghey joke.]

[TheFoX]

I figure considering this place I'm a lock as I still have all my teeth.

Something. Something. [Ghey joke.]

You definitely need practice.

[TheFoX]

Some non-existing poster that only exists in our minds


What the fuck does that mean? Someone needs some English lessons.

[Artemis]

Some non-existing poster that only exists in our minds


What the fuck does that mean? Someone needs some English lessons.

It is Oleg's poll and you have to give him some leeway, he was a forceps birth after all. :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

OK I finally figured out why I can no longer be a Mod here.

It would disprove the adage that it's better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

[IdolEyes787]

Some non-existing poster that only exists in our minds


What the fuck does that mean? Someone needs some English lessons.

You don't understand it because me and J-dye and some non-existing poster that only exists in our minds are the smart ones.

[OlegL]

Some non-existing poster that only exists in our minds


What the fuck does that mean? Someone needs some English lessons.


I probably should have said, "Some poster that doesn't exist in real life, but exists in our imagination." Sorry, mate, I wasn't born in the U.S. and English is not my native language.

[megabyteme]

I have officially received a vote. Suck it, losers!!! :01:

[Artemis]

I have officially received a vote. Suck it, losers!!! :01:

Did you promise to show Oleg how a man can have sexual intercourse with another man? :blink:

[dion09529]

^^^
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http://9gag.com/gag/3738150/sucks-to-be-you-guys-not-really

[TheFoX]

I have officially received a vote. Suck it, losers!!! :01:

If I'd known you react like that, I would have voted for you as well, just to piss you off. :lol:

[mpitts2k1]

Me is.

[Alien5]

he he he

[Mr. Mulder]

Look. I have three GCSEs, have read every Game of Thrones book and watched over an hour of C-SPAN on iPlayer last night after masturbating, this seems pretty open and shut to me :eyebrows:

C-SPAN btw, quite interesting! It's about a fictional country called Disney land and this week’s episode was about some filthy Mexican children who broke into Disney land by themselves only to be held in soviet era gulags and tortured for weeks, being given only two ham sandwiches a day. From what I remember, some of the children escaped from the camps and made it to a big hall where they told on them.

[megabyteme]

C-SPAN btw, quite interesting! It's about a fictional country called Disney land and this week’s episode was about some filthy Mexican children who broke into Disney land by themselves only to be held in soviet era gulags and tortured for weeks, being given only two ham sandwiches a day. From what I remember, some of the children escaped from the camps and made it to a big hall where they told on them.


HUGE plot hole there, Mulder. If anyone feeds a Mexican child (not to mention twice a day), the kids won't try to escape. If anything, they'll just go get their cousins and soon you'll have more Mexicans than you can handle.

[Mr. Mulder]

i think there was a plan in place at the camps to put them to work and so their natural instinct took over after hearing this.... :unsure:

[megabyteme]

Just don't feed 'em after midnight, or you get Guatemalans. :fear:

[TheFoX]

Just don't feed 'em after midnight, or you get Guatemalans. :fear:

Or Tribbles. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble )

[IdolEyes787]

Look. I have three GCSEs,



I hear they have drugs now that will clear those right up.

[IdolEyes787]

Or Tribbles. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble )

True story.Someone once gave me a toy Tribble as a Christmas present and I ended up feeding it to the neighbour's Doberman.

I can tell you for a fact that there is nothing quite as horrible to hear as a Tribble screaming for it's life.

[pein01]

gotta be me ;P

[piercerseth]

Just don't feed 'em after midnight, or you get Guatemalans. :fear:

Or Tribbles. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble )

Or Tribbing. (NSFW) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribbing)

[richasis]

I would respond to these preposterous allegations, if they did not come from a :ghey: communist.

EDIT- Undoubtedly, Hitler and Stalin both liked to know how people thought- just before they killed innocents.

Not to bump an old thread (or anything sinister like that)...but doesn't my avatar deserve at least honorable mention?

EDIT: I vote for All of the Above. If mjmacky was on the list, he'd have my vote hands-down. My, how we digress. :P

[megabyteme]

If mjmacky was on the list, he'd have my vote hands-down.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDKcZKmbwM

[IdolEyes787]

If mjmacky was on the list, he'd have my vote hands-down.

Former poster so yeah,obviously.:mellow:

[j2k4]

My stubborn insistence on finishing every thread I'm dumb enough to start reading has never caused me such anguish, honestly.

I really don't know what compelled me to start....no, wait - it was the title!

Egad, what a stupifying waste of time. :dry:

Edit:

It was way worse than THGTTG, even.