Mary

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI

Hopefully you're in a better place.
One were smoking doesn't cause cancer or ruin your teeth and where a man is free to wrestle another man without there being any homosexual connotations attached to it.:cry:

[chalice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JUWR_DbGuw

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouo-lnHtNDk

Apologies to real music lovers, this is most likely the only dubstep I'll ever post. Luckily, it says what I want in 0:53. :)

[megabyteme]

One more.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk&feature=kp

[IdolEyes787]

I'm hesitant to post this because my tribute to Mary was genuine and I will miss him and his boyish smile and the way he talked about chemistry like anyone but him actually gave a fuck.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJ620x_Ra4&feature=kp

[IdolEyes787]

Understanding that nobody will actually watch that.

Little children, you better not tell on me
I'm tellin' you little children, you better not tell what you see
And if you're good, I'll give you candy and a quarter
If you're quiet like you oughta be and keep a secret with me....

[megabyteme]

:glagpinch: I don't think Mary would have it any other way, TBH.

[IdolEyes787]

Mary ,even you are gone I suppose I can still have you as an imaginary friend and so have one (imaginary) person left on the board to talk to .

So Mary, how about that Tour today,eh?Pretty epic huh?

What with Froome crashing out and Nibali riding away from pretty much everybody on the cobbles.Woah and more woah. :O

Other than that we had this mega thunderstorm yesterday that caused my roof to leak which would be usually bad except it happened right over a plant so now I don't have to water it and only need to pay some guys 11000 dollars to repair my roof so bonus!!!!:)

Anyway I'll get back to you just as soon as anything else interesting happens. .:thumbsup:

[megabyteme]

$11000? Shit, there goes your shoe budget for the next 3 months, Dorthy. :console:

[IdolEyes787]

I thought about reshingling the roof with shoes but that would mean going outside to get dressed.:unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Imaginary Mary > you.

[IdolEyes787]

Also I'm pretty sure that I should by now I should have over 30k posts for I assuming a lot have been removed simply because Skiz is jealous I have surpassed him.

[megabyteme]

Mary is now a martyr- the first fallen of our "circle". I vow to sacrifice one of my neighbors' cats in reverence each time his name is mentioned.*


*Don't worry, they've got LOTS of cats. :dry:

[megabyteme]

Also I'm pretty sure that I should by now I should have over 30k posts for I assuming a lot have been removed simply because Skiz is jealous I have surpassed him.

Yeah, and you have more posts than he does... :whistling

[IdolEyes787]

Nice sentiment but between you and a cat,my money's on the cat.

[megabyteme]

Well, the score is currently 0-0, unless you count number of times they have crapped in my yard. Then they would be ahead on "field goals". :angry:

[IdolEyes787]

Imaginary Mary has a joke that he wants to share.

A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink.
"Got any ID?" asks the bartender.
The Texan replies "About what?"

[chalice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep_yNjpOeF0

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ziGoJBLnRA&feature=kp

[chalice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP7V_Eyl7fg

[IdolEyes787]

I remember that song.
Music was better back when shit bands weren't quite so shitty.

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDzOVEB9Utc

[chalice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O2FbIP0yMo

[IdolEyes787]

Nice,silent one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqvU5CVHHmk

[Artemis]

A Maori (suntanned New Zealander) and a Texan were sitting in a bar. The Texan turns to the Maori and drawls " Ya know, I can git on ma horse in the mornin', and ride all day, and still not be at the edge of my property".

The Maori replies "Yeah, I used to have a horse like that too....."

[megabyteme]

http://i.imgur.com/03Byc7g.jpg?1

Audio Clip (http://www.hark.com/clips/mkkyxqvdqk-cut-me-some-friggen-slack)

[megabyteme]

A Texan enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note with the bottle back over to the Texan.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $1M in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

WELL, the Texan, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage, I have over $2M in the bank, but not even for YOU, would I cut off 2 inches! Sorry, honey."


Wait, am I doing this wrong... :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA5AvKZ9gO4

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdltjproWNc

[IdolEyes787]

I'm not really up on these things but doesn't sexualizing children qualify as child pornography?:unsure:

[Artemis]

Brainfart much?

[megabyteme]

I'm not really up on these things but doesn't sexualizing children qualify as child pornography?:unsure:

Close as I could come on short notice with a limited budget. :(

[megabyteme]

Hate to have to explain a joke... :pinch:

In the context of Mary, a group of 6-7 year olds dancing to Proud Mary made me cringe. I also laughed evilly, then posted.

In reality, there is NOTHING wrong with the performance itself- it was public. Actually, a national dance competition. If you decide to rub one out to it, you are the one with the problem.

[IdolEyes787]

I hate to have to explain the term "straight man" or the need to have a foundation to hang comedy on or the idea of comedic give and take so I will just leave it to Skiz to do it.

[megabyteme]

Apologies. Never thought of you as a straight man. :no:

Actually, kept waiting for you to respond. Silence became deafening... :)

[IdolEyes787]

Brainfart much?

You only wish you were as dumb as me,clodhopper.

[IdolEyes787]

This thread is a lot like I imagine Mary's funeral would be like except this has lingering warm feelings and tributes.

[megabyteme]

Another of many facets: Florida/cosplay/superheroes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX3kyO1ZJwQ

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJFOf5RBQ-8

[Artemis]

This thread is a lot like I imagine Mary's funeral would be like except this has lingering warm feelings and tributes.

So this is like Mary's funeral if you have a severe case of the squirts? :blink:






* Sans the feelings and tributes

[IdolEyes787]

Mary, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Mary, can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Ooh,Mary,Mary,Mary

Mary, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Mary, can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Ooh, Mary,Mary,Mary

Mary, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Mary, can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Ooh, Mary,Mary,Mary.

Accompanying music (https://soundcloud.com/phantoms-of-operas/tommy-can-you-hear-me).

[chalice]

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

[IdolEyes787]

Mary,why have you forsaken me and left me to toil among the sinners and the unclean?

[IdolEyes787]

Mary would approve of me going off topic .

145640

Fucking Americans ride like you drive.

[megabyteme]

Mary,why have you forsaken me and left me to toil TROOL among the sinners and the unclean?

Fix'd

[megabyteme]

One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo."

He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''

She replied, "'Well, bless your heart! - You just go ahead and jump .. you
little Yankee Democrat Bastard .. You're holding up traffic.

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Damn. Still think I'm doing it wrong. :sadwalk:

[IdolEyes787]

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[Artemis]

Everything's bigger in Texas....


http://i.imgur.com/3Y54fcC.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

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[chalice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw4gpy1BweM

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL09JY23oRQ

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlyui7SvyPY

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xY7Heaqg8

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/rt680lI.gif

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOeh_O2vi48

[megabyteme]

...a bit dark. :idunno:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xGK0IEgwO0

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd-_E1-7RKE

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jLiXeFm_E

Mary the thing that bothers me most about you going is that now I'll never find out if you wind up getting the girl in the third act.