Cake recipes

[dion09529]

Hi!
In a few days is birthday of a loved one and I was thinking what kind of tasty cakes you're baking?
I'd be interested if I'd find a recipe based on chocolate, coconut and raisins.
Thanks!

[Mr. Mulder]

I'll go first then.

I made your mum a cream pie last night, the trick is to use plenty of nuts and give it a good stir.

[Artemis]

Why not go the whole hog and have a fancy dress party? You could do your mum up as a salty pirate!

[Skiz]

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[dion09529]

I've reported these three imbeciles.
No trolls from now on.

[IdolEyes787]

Don't cry. (http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ask-the-protein-powder-chef-birthday-cake.html):holiday:

[IdolEyes787]

I've reported these three imbeciles.


For once I'm on your side,which should tell you how big assholes at least two of these guys are..

[Artemis]

....
No trolls from now on.

Don't you mean TROOLS? :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

OK so seemingly you can't Nazi even report Moderator posts so

Rule 6 - Pornographic Material

Posting images of complete nudity is forbidden on the board. However, partial (upper portion only) will be allowed within the 'Lounge'. If such pictures are posted outside the Lounge, they will be removed or edited without warning.

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Let us not argue on whether it's pornographic or not .:mellow:

Like I tried to say,physician heal thyself.

[Rart]

OK so seemingly you can't Nazi even report Moderator posts so


Calm your panties your report went through. I thought since you were formerly a moderator you'd know how the report section works...

[IdolEyes787]

You know being able to to admit when you're wrong is more a virtue than a vice. :)

[IdolEyes787]

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Calm your panties your report went through. I thought since you were formerly a moderator you'd know how the report section works...
How come [ nothing has been done then/? ?

[IdolEyes787]

Oh balless one?

[Artemis]

Oh balless one?

So Rart is as smoothe as a Ken doll. That answers a lot of questions. :blink:

[megabyteme]

Oh balless one?

So Rart is as smoothe as a Ken doll. That answers a lot of questions. :blink:

http://i.imgur.com/VavNLhL.jpg?1

[megabyteme]

Hi!
In a few days is birthday of a loved one and I was thinking what kind of tasty cakes you're baking?
I'd be interested if I'd find a recipe based on chocolate, coconut and raisins.
Thanks!

These look good and meet your criteria, with the exception of being cookies instead of cake. With a bit of searching, you may be able to find ways to adapt the recipe to make a cake. Good luck.

http://yumsiliciousbakes.blogspot.com/2012/10/oatmeal-raisin-coconut-chocolate-chip.html

[Rart]

Oh balless one?

Well since you love quoting the FAQ so much I would've thought you'd seen rule 14...

[Rart]

Not to be confused with rule 34.

[Artemis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnyo5T32LKk

Ken doll = Rart. :naughty:

[Rart]

If it means I can teleport into her (room) at will then I'm all for it.

[IdolEyes787]

Oh balless one?

Well since you love quoting the FAQ so much I would've thought you'd seen rule 14...


Rule 14 - Mod/Admin Decisions

Decisions of the Administrators or Moderators ARE NOT up for public discussion or questioning and any such discussion or questioning will not be tolerated. Complaints concerning moderators or their actions may be discussed with that moderator or brought to the attention of an administrator by means of a Private Message (PM) or a thread created in the Report Section.

You'd like that wouldn't you,you Jap bastard.

Rule 9:01:

Also I'm neither discussing nor questioning as obviously I am right and youse are wong wrong and that is that.:)

[IdolEyes787]

Also there has been no "decision" made as the offending image is still there,unless of course the decision was for you to continue to suck Skiz's balls. :)

[Skiz]

As has been said, being a former mod you should know how the report section works. I'm not "ruling" on it as it's my post. It's been marked for a manager. I'm certain he'll be rolling his eyes and marking as nothing to do soon enough.

[Artemis]

So we can poast 'tasteful' art porn in the lounge? :clap:

[Mr. Mulder]

www.cakefarter.com (http://www.cakefarter.com) :glag: :glag: :glag:

[megabyteme]

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I seem to remember some MSPaint "artwork" appearing here before. They came (pun, FTW!!!) from some Lounge notables. Heck, I even posted a rework* I did of Dave screwing a HORSE.

Ruling: Idol must spit shine Rart's genital-less codpiece for 24 hours.


*I added a peen, farm backdrop, rear of a horse, and dropped the pants. Bo did the original Magnum Dave (brilliantly).

[Skiz]

www.cakefarter.com (http://www.cakefarter.com) :glag: :glag: :glag:



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[Skiz]

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[IdolEyes787]

I seem to remember some MSPaint "artwork" appearing here before. They came (pun, FTW!!!) from some Lounge notables. Heck, I even posted a rework* I did of Dave screwing a HORSE.

Ruling: Idol must spit shine Rart's genital-less codpiece for 24 hours.


*I added a peen, farm backdrop, rear of a horse, and dropped the pants. Bo did the original Magnum Dave (brilliantly).

Good point,Einsteen.By the same irrefutable logic..... at one time women were burned as witches. Therefore it's obviously OK to burn woman as witches.
Are you going to tell your wife or shall I?

[IdolEyes787]

As has been said, being a former mod you should know how the report section works. And you should be able to occasionally admit to being wrong. I think in the greater scheme of things,between the two of us, that make me the one less the idiot.


I'm not "ruling" on it as it's my post. It's been marked for a manager. I'm certain he'll be rolling his eyes and marking as nothing to do soon enough.

Oh good I get to hope for RealitY to be unbiased and reasonable.I think there's only slightly less chance of that happening than Judge Roy Bean letting a horse thief off with a stern warning.

[IdolEyes787]

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You' seem perfectly suited to middle management in a quaint,Himmler sort of way.

[IdolEyes787]

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Get it school board to approve it for classroom use and prove it isn't then,cowboy.

Also weren't you the one who said something like "don't spam and denigrate people who are trying to be serious here"?

[Skiz]

And you should be able to occasionally admit to being wrong. I think in the greater scheme of things,between the two of us, that make me the one less the idiot.



Wrong about what? Are we having a debate? :huh:

I'm not "ruling" on it as it's my post. It's been marked for a manager. I'm certain he'll be rolling his eyes and marking as nothing to do soon enough.

Oh good I get to hope for RealitY to be unbiased and reasonable.I think there's only slightly less chance of that happening than Judge Roy Bean letting a horse thief off with a stern warning.

You're just trying to find something to complain about and everyone knows it.

[Skiz]

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Get it school board to approve it for classroom use and prove it isn't then,cowboy.

Also weren't you the one who said something like "don't spam and denigrate people who are trying to be serious here"?

Nope.

"This will include all areas of the forum with the exception of the "off-topic" areas --> The Lounge, Funny Stuff, and Word Games. <-- Those sections will continue to operate almost entirely un-moderated as always."

[IdolEyes787]

You're just trying to find something to complain about and everyone knows it.

No,I understand that the original picture was meant as a joke.What I'm interested in is whether you can admit to the possibility of being wrong.

I mean,seriously the rules are written in black and white and instead of being sensible and simply deleting your post you instead choose to go through all this silliness.

You can attempt to blame me all you like but as I a) didn't create the rules and b) have absolutely no say over how they are applied then I'm afraid it's all on you,bucko.

[megabyteme]

Good point,Einsteen.By the same irrefutable logic..... at one time women were burned as witches. Therefore it's obviously OK to burn woman as witches.

Some women were burned as witches; some women are witches. Obviously, better to burn as many possible witches as one can.

Need I remind you how much trouble a witch can bring? :fear:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWZMVmjHhf8


BTW, have noooo idea how any of this relates to cake. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

BTW, have noooo idea how any of this relates to cake. :idunno:

As i'm reasonable sure the dion wasn't sincere in his request,I don't really think it makes any difference.

[IdolEyes787]

Literally the greatest movie ever made.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or3okI_mad8

[Skiz]

You're just trying to find something to complain about and everyone knows it.

No,I understand that the original picture was meant as a joke.What I'm interested in is whether you can admit to the possibility of being wrong.

I mean,seriously the rules are written in black and white and instead of being sensible and simply deleting your post you instead choose to go through all this silliness.

You can attempt to blame me all you like but as I a) didn't create the rules and b) have absolutely no say over how they are applied then I'm afraid it's all on you,bucko.

Why do I even try to respond to your nonsense? You're clearly devoid of any common sense. Continue this convo with yourself if you wish...

[Mr. Mulder]

BTW, have noooo idea how any of this relates to cake. :idunno:

As i'm reasonable sure the dion wasn't sincere in his request,I don't really think it makes any difference.

My contribution to all this had a lady farting on cakes for money and in the end, isn't that what Christmas is really all about? :mushy:

[Artemis]

As i'm reasonable sure the dion wasn't sincere in his request,I don't really think it makes any difference.

My contribution to all this had a lady farting on cakes for money and in the end, isn't that what Christmas is really all about? :mushy:

Why yes it is. :yup:





* And may I say what a heartwarming Christmas story it was too..... I have no idea why my children screamed and my wife hit me with a cast iron frying pan after viewing that. :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

Why do I even try to respond to your nonsense? You're clearly devoid of any common sense. Continue this convo with yourself if you wish...

If you're trying to disprove my point that you are unable to ever admit to being wrong,then I think you're going about it the wrong way.:unsure:

For the last time since frankly fascism gives me a rash.

Rule : Posting images of complete nudity is forbidden on the board. However, partial (upper portion only) will be allowed within the 'Lounge'

Defintions

Image: a picture that is produced by a camera, artist, mirror, etc

Pornography: movies, pictures, magazines, etc., that show or describe naked people or sex in a very open and direct way.

Again show me where I'm wrong and problem laid to rest.Why I'll even apologize because that just the kind of nonsensical person I am.

Sorry for treating you like a child but as the saying or something goes "Act like a child,get treated..... etc"

Btw I don't actually expect anything positive will come of this.

[IdolEyes787]

Unless me being infracted or censured can be seen as positive.

[IdolEyes787]

Not to say that I don't like your counter arguments " No it's not" and "Shut the fuck up".

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tn0h185Mfk

@Idol:

:tease:

[Skiz]

/ban

[Artemis]

/ban

/snorkel ?






:idunno:

[onom]

just add flower, sugar and eggs

[Artemis]

just add flower, sugar and eggs

Ahhhh, battered flowers, that's what fucktards eat....


Thanks for the update. :wank:

[piercerseth]

just add flower, sugar and eggs
I find greater success with roux, and psilocybe pickings.

[megabyteme]

just add flower, sugar and eggs

Ahhhh, battered flowers, that's what fucktards eat....

Could be an old family recipe. :idunno:

http://i.imgur.com/KkciSfn.jpg?1

[TheFoX]

He forgot the cannabish.

[megabyteme]

There might be something in this book for Dion. http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041?tag=vnd-20

[pyroinc]

Go search for NYC Cheese Cake!

[Gabbar]

Cherry cheesecake all the way!

[cristyloe]

I actually expected to find real cake recipes in here

[Barbarossa]

Ahh, you'll be wanting CakeRecipeSharingTalk.com ... It's the next door along. On the left.

[TheFoX]

There might be something in this book for Dion. http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041?tag=vnd-20

You'd be surprised to know that a lot of Indian Restaurants use Semen in their cooking. Next time you have a Tikka Masala, you can thank Semen for the creamy texture, and the froth around your lips.

[megabyteme]

Never had Tikka Masala. Any good, FoX?

[TheFoX]

Never had Tikka Masala. Any good, FoX?

Dunno. Never tried one either, due to being made with Semen. Ask Dion.

[Sandk]

:d

[IdolEyes787]

:d

Please someone tell me that this doesn't qualify as a post.

[TheFoX]

:d

Please someone tell me that this doesn't qualify as a post.

You should have seen one of his other posts.


Woot? Posts changed from 2 to 5?

So his post count increased simply because he posted about his post count. Now that IS progress.