What dream did you have last night?

[Adster]

alright who remembers their dreams?? were they weird sexy scary?? what happened

[dion09529]

If I would have opened this thread, tonnes of replies would have been posted.

Having +11k posts doesn't mean you're popular here.

PS: Last night I dreamt Idol hanging around with MBM's wife.

[megabyteme]

PS: Last night I dreamed Idol hanging around with MBM's wife.

FAR more creepy that you'd have dreams about interwebs people than it is offensive. :yikes:

[IdolEyes787]

I dreamt the tigers came at night with their voices soft as thunder.

[dion09529]

alright who remembers their dreams?? were they weird sexy scary?? what happened

See!? It took me 7 minutes to baiting a stupid mofo.

[IdolEyes787]

You're way too hard on yourself. You should probably view yourself as mentally challenged.

[dion09529]

Chill man! I was talkin with the op.

[megabyteme]

alright who remembers their dreams?? were they weird sexy scary?? what happened

See!? It took me 7 minutes to baiting a stupid mofo.

Nah, the accumulation of your 750 posts sealed the deal on creepiness. :mellow:

Overall, you are all of Oleg's insecurities with none of his English writing skills. Doesn't make you much of anything.

[IdolEyes787]

Dion's unintentional entertainment value surpasses that of 99.9 % of the people on this site so I respectfully request you apologize to the little weirdo.

[Adster]

yeah ok..... what am I reading on here???

baiting?? that's my job kid, more older and wiser than ya so STFU with the love ok thanks bye!!

[Artemis]

yeah ok..... what am I reading on here???

baiting?? that's my job kid, more older and wiser than ya so STFU with the love ok thanks bye!!

Out of the two of you, I tend more towards Didi as the master baiter. :yup:

[IdolEyes787]

yeah ok..... what am I reading on here???

that's my job kid, more older and wiser than ya so STFU with the love ok thanks bye!!

Sorry but nothing in your post suggests you being either older or wiser but that's just me being able to read and stuff.

[Mr. Mulder]

I had a savage dream two nights ago, there were upwards of 20 whores involved. I was gagged and bound in a bath tub, naked and afraid as each of these repugnant beasts took turns dumping out into the bath, submerging me in their semen ridden poop to the point where the bath tub could stand no more and gave way. The cold, tiled floor was visible no more, giving way to an ocean of semen ridden shit and that's when the demonic whores truly outdid them selves in vulgarity as they all dropped to their knees and feasted on the deathly-fragrant, lumpy pools of brown, green and black. I thought I'd wake up at that point, covered in sweat but no, something far more sinister. It's at that specific point that i realized that these feral, gaping brides of Satan were in fact ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS!!!!1



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[megabyteme]

Then, you owe me about tree fiddy.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[IdolEyes787]

My Mum's dead but if megabyte has no problem having sex with a cold,unresponsive woman then I guess there's no reason you should.:mellow:

[Adster]

yeah ok..... what am I reading on here???

that's my job kid, more older and wiser than ya so STFU with the love ok thanks bye!!

Sorry but nothing in your post suggests you being either older or wiser but that's just me being able to read and stuff.

There is this thing called Age which we all usually have and it's a number... I know it's hard to read it and understand what that number means under our names, but a 14 year old kid hmmmmm yep!!! Dino the dinosaur ineed

[Artemis]

And it's necrophilia for the win :yay:

[IdolEyes787]

Dion is actually 42 but is cruising for minors.

[IdolEyes787]

Using my vast arsenal of internet hacking skills I managed to acquire a recent photo of him.

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[megabyteme]

private joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000546/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Are those... Live rounds?
private gomer pyle (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000352/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

:o

[Adster]

using my vast arsenal of internet hacking skills i managed to acquire a recent photo of him.

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[dion09529]

Using my vast arsenal of internet hacking skills I managed to acquire a recent photo of him.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAhmSg-CDBg

[01nidhish]

I hardly see a sexy dream , because most of the time my dreams are scary & blood drenched . :blink:

[dion09529]

cool

[Erasor]

There was a girl and a guy.... and mom :-/

[whatcdfan]

Dreams? No, no dreams here. Never have.

P.S If you can PM me your little sister's old photo, I can start tonight.

P.P.S Focus on ass please or I'll never wake up from a dream.

[Artemis]

Dreams? No, no dreams here. Never have.

P.S If you can PM me your little sister's old photo, I can start tonight.

P.P.S Focus on ass please or I'll never wake up from a dream.

You're such an ass yourself, why do you need a picture :idunno:

[whatcdfan]

You're such an ass yourself, why do you need a picture :idunno:

My imagination tells me that's a very weird idea. Doesn't make much sense either.

Oh! I already know, when it comes from you, it's basically all senseless.

Forgiven.

[Burton]

I was stranded on a deserted island. It was like a video game where I was hunting for food.

[megabyteme]

I was stranded on a deserted island. It was like a video game where I was hunting for food.

Was the screen in Hi-Res LoserVision, or standard definition MomsBasement?

[IdolEyes787]

Better questions are when exactly did he start thinking that real life emulated video games and not the other way around and when exactly can we expect the serial killing to start?:mellow:

[pyroinc]

Somethin about me chocking a car oO

[Gabbar]

I heard that drinking apple juice before going to sleep gives you vivid dreams...haven't tried it, tho

[cristyloe]

I dreamed I was having lunch with donald trump

[Mr. Mulder]

hai cristyloe show me your cunt and also how old are you? Do it in that order.

[megabyteme]

hai cristyloe show me your cunt and also how old are you? Do it in that order.

That's all fine and good unless she happens to be like 70. Then we need a [spoilt] tag.

[voodoo55]

i dreamed about pulling nzb's from a site without the requisite spamming of the attached forum. one day... one day we will be free

[sharplessons]

well mine was a normal foody stuff, even evil was my sweet.

[NP1975]

I dreamt I ripped my face off and underneath was my arch enemy's face, Shiwan Khan, last descendant of Genghis Khan. Scary!

[lance55433]

Michael Moore made a good movie....

[TheFoX]

Michael Moore made a good movie....

Steven Spielberg has made better movies. Come to think about it, even Lucas and Cameron have made better movies.

[mpj220]

Patriots winning the superbowl!

A dream soon to come true

[adubbz]

Was sort of half asleep and this fucked up guy was chasing my girlfriend. I ran up and kicked him really hard in the chest. 300 style...but what really happened was I kicked my girlfriend really hard in real life...God damnit.

[megabyteme]

Was sort of half asleep and this fucked up guy was chasing my girlfriend. I ran up and kicked him really hard in the chest. 300 style...but what really happened was I kicked my girlfriend really hard in real life...God damnit.

I bet yer gf looks like she's been kicked a lot.

[TheFoX]

Was sort of half asleep and this fucked up guy was chasing my girlfriend. I ran up and kicked him really hard in the chest. 300 style...but what really happened was I kicked my girlfriend really hard in real life...God damnit.

I would suggest that you split with your girlfriend before you give her one kick too many.

[TeeLex]

dreams, what dreams?

[Adster]

Was sort of half asleep and this fucked up guy was chasing my girlfriend. I ran up and kicked him really hard in the chest. 300 style...but what really happened was I kicked my girlfriend really hard in real life...God damnit.

I would suggest that you split with your girlfriend before you give her one kick too many.

As long as she kicks him back it's fair

[demod8698]

I was a guitar god.

[TheFoX]

I was a guitar god.

When did you stop?

[peterpickel]

Who has time for dreams; I'm too busy sleeping.

[sweetcaramel]

Hi, I had a dream about my friend who is sick of cancer and the dream was so bad because it resembles the death of my friend. Anyway, that was just a dream and she is in good condition right now. Thanks that it is not really true!

[Gribley]

Hi, I had a dream about my friend who is sick of cancer and the dream was so bad because it resembles the death of my friend. Anyway, that was just a dream and she is in good condition right now. Thanks that it is not really true!

You are not going to make many friends with 'joke' stuff like this - reading again, maybe i got lost in the tale somewhere but it is still not a post I like (but that is just me)... I can throw lots of words together that would cause negative responses, anything with cancer in would be up there on the list I am sure.

[impakt]

Found a Meta Knight amiibo at KFC...so random.

[fuz9]

I was dreaming about being back home and riding human sized cats around to wineries, I woke up very confused