jiaufoo
01-25-2015, 03:55 AM
This oil miner had been on an oil rig for FAR too long, and was looking for some loving. Unfortunately, there were no women to be had. He asks around, and finally finds out about this barrel, left in the pantry, with a fur-lined hole in it. Desperate men would often use to satisfy their needs. So, he looks around, and finally finds the said barrel right where it was supposed to be. He has a go, and is pleasantly surprised at how realistic it feels.
Henceforth, he is back at the pantry every night, having his way with the barrel.
One night, as he enters the pantry, he is surprised by three things:- 1. There is a long queue of men at pantry. 2. No one is actually using the barrel. And 3. Everyone is looking at him.
So, he asks, "What, did I break it?".
And they say, "No, it's just your turn in the barrel."
Henceforth, he is back at the pantry every night, having his way with the barrel.
One night, as he enters the pantry, he is surprised by three things:- 1. There is a long queue of men at pantry. 2. No one is actually using the barrel. And 3. Everyone is looking at him.
So, he asks, "What, did I break it?".
And they say, "No, it's just your turn in the barrel."