jiaufoo
01-25-2015, 03:57 AM
A blonde was low on cash and decided to hire herself out to do some handiwork. She knocked on the door of posh manor, and asked if there were any jobs that she could do for money.
The owner of the house said, "I'll give you fifty bucks to paint the porch. Everything you need is in the garage."
The blonde happily agreed, and hustles off to the garage.
Half an hour later, the blonde knock on the door again. "Ok, I'm done! I wanted to do a good job, so I gave you three coats of paint!". The man is surprised (since the porch goes AROUND the whole house, but pays the blonde anyway.
As the blonde leaves, she says, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsch."
The owner of the house said, "I'll give you fifty bucks to paint the porch. Everything you need is in the garage."
The blonde happily agreed, and hustles off to the garage.
Half an hour later, the blonde knock on the door again. "Ok, I'm done! I wanted to do a good job, so I gave you three coats of paint!". The man is surprised (since the porch goes AROUND the whole house, but pays the blonde anyway.
As the blonde leaves, she says, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsch."