jiaufoo
01-25-2015, 04:00 AM
It was the first day the iCondom was going on the market. People had lined up for days to get their own iCondom. (Guys could listen to their music collection, check their email and surf the net, etc, etc, during sex.)
The first guy in line approaches the sales counter, and is greeted by a hot and buxom cashier, wearing a deliciously low neckline t-shirt. The cashier says, "What size are you, sir?". The guy is surprised by the question, and replies that he does not know.
The cashier replies, "No problem sir, I can figure that out for you." She leans over the counter (emphasizing her assets), unzips his pants, sticks her hand inside, rummages around until she's REALLY got his attention, then announces, "One extra large to aisle 3!".
Immediately, an extra-large is brought to the happy customer, and the next customer in line steps up. This guy too (strangely) did not know his size. Once again, the cashier happily leans over, unzips his pants, sticks her hand inside, rummages inside until she's got his FULL attention, then announces, "One medium to aisle 3!".
The next guy was a horny teenager, who, by some strange happenstance, did not know his size too. So again, lean over, unzip, rummage to full attention, then announces, "Cleanup on aisle 3!".
The first guy in line approaches the sales counter, and is greeted by a hot and buxom cashier, wearing a deliciously low neckline t-shirt. The cashier says, "What size are you, sir?". The guy is surprised by the question, and replies that he does not know.
The cashier replies, "No problem sir, I can figure that out for you." She leans over the counter (emphasizing her assets), unzips his pants, sticks her hand inside, rummages around until she's REALLY got his attention, then announces, "One extra large to aisle 3!".
Immediately, an extra-large is brought to the happy customer, and the next customer in line steps up. This guy too (strangely) did not know his size. Once again, the cashier happily leans over, unzips his pants, sticks her hand inside, rummages inside until she's got his FULL attention, then announces, "One medium to aisle 3!".
The next guy was a horny teenager, who, by some strange happenstance, did not know his size too. So again, lean over, unzip, rummage to full attention, then announces, "Cleanup on aisle 3!".