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mkfree
02-19-2015, 08:02 AM
Going on a flight soonish, suggest some movies that will keep me entertained. No airplane disaster films please. I don't wanna watch Flight, United 93 or Snakes on a MoFo Plane.
Porn's probably out too, do need some fat sweaty guy beside me drooling over my shoulder. I don't think the airline would approve either. Not sure about Virgin Airlines, they seem to let you do anything.
whatcdfan
02-19-2015, 09:48 AM
Why not make a porn yourself with one of stewardess in the washroom?


Not sure about Virgin Airlines, they seem to let you do anything.

What I've seen in Hollywood is that all stewardesses are qualified whores ready to go to washroom with anyone willing:)
Jackamabob
02-19-2015, 12:43 PM
Dude. Uncool. They're called flight attendants.

But yeah, they are qualified whores ready to go to washroom with anyone willing. Hollywood wouldn't lie to us.
megabyteme
02-19-2015, 02:47 PM
Why not make a porn yourself with one of stewardess in the washroom?


Not sure about Virgin Airlines, they seem to let you do anything.

What I've seen in Hollywood is that all stewardesses are qualified whores ready to go to washroom with anyone willing:)

They'll do anything except give you a bag of peanuts. Nut allergies. :no:
IdolEyes787
02-19-2015, 04:43 PM
I think you're confusing Hollywood with the San Fernando Valley.

Also not that I'm expecting a reply as the OP's other two posts are "Hi guys" and "Hiya" but are movies that keep you entertained on airplanes different than movies that keep you entertained elsewhere? Less need for attention maybe?
A little clarification,not to mention insight into what you like might help.

Again,though I'm not really expecting any as this is clearly an "add one post count" thread.Not that's there's anything wrong with that I'd just like to know exactly how badly I'll be wasting my time before going any further.Or if as I'm guessing you're British then simply pick anything with gangsters in it or is a period piece that is overly long and boring as hell but got nominated for a bunch of Oscars.:)
megabyteme
02-19-2015, 05:58 PM
I recommend that OP download some recent Al Jazeera television, play it so that others can hear, and repeatedly look around nervously while praying.
dion09529
02-19-2015, 08:04 PM
I recommend you Air Crash Investigation; it'll help you to fix the airplane while flying in case things will go wrong.
whatcdfan
02-20-2015, 09:49 AM
boring as hell but got nominated for a bunch of Oscars.:)

You stole my thought on this. Never liked any movie that gets nominated for Oscars.


I recommend that OP download some recent Al Jazeera television, play it so that others can hear, and repeatedly look around nervously while praying.

:lol:

Also, Wear a T-shirt that has Arabic Calligraphy on it.
megabyteme
02-20-2015, 05:21 PM
Also, Wear a T-shirt that has Arabic Calligraphy on it.

...in the shape of WTC.
IdolEyes787
02-20-2015, 05:58 PM
I'm going to start posting useless files in the NZB section and not responding to anyone who complains about them.

Quid pro quo,Clarice.Quid pro quo.
mkfree
02-22-2015, 02:36 AM
Nope was actually keen to get some feedback but flight leaves in a few hours so sorry for the previous posts. Don't have heaps of time to post on forums. Hope to change that.

I'm gonna go with Agent Carter instead and maybe Interstellar

Ooh latest Bitten might just come down before I leave. So what if people see werewolf attacks!
LM1977
02-23-2015, 11:25 AM
The big bang theory, thats a funny show to binge watch!