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[dion09529]

Lately I have been bombarded by all kinds of spam e-mails and I think it would be appropriate to open a new thread to discuss them.

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[shaina]

dion I suggest a better anti malware program lots available out there :yup:

And next pull out the old VHS or BETAMAX and go back to nice safe Dumpster Porn
you still have your collection right?? if not , get Idol to mail you some of his , he is a packrat , so he must have some socked away for a rainy day somewhere :thumbsup:

It may restrict your movement in the house (lots of places to hide and pull your PUD with a laptop) , but I can see less stress on the spam:whistling





Lately I have been bombarded by all kinds of spam e-mails and I think it would be appropriate to open a new thread to discuss them.

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[anon]

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[dion09529]

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[shaina]

Girls want me so bad!

I know she has a nice tan.....
954 is a Florida exchange .... Now how much tan (for real!!) , I cant tell you any more information:idunno:

[megabyteme]

Girls want me so bad!

They just heard about your recent inheritance/lotto winnings and are after your money. :no:

[dion09529]

It's me Cindy from high school

HI ;) I found out your email from facebook I wanted to see if you wished to connect. I just moved to the area hence why I have a different number lol..
anyway if you desire to talk a bit and maybe more txt me 9064286783

xo




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[anon]

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They are simply not seeking a relationship, just a nice man that they can sleep with.

How do you say no to this :eyebrows:


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[anon]

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[IdolEyes787]

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If the author feels the need to include "real" in the come on ("Kraft Singles made with real cheese before the cheese became something else entirely") then you can assume it's basically non-existent.

[megabyteme]

People actually still receive spam in their email? I thought that sort of thing was all sent to forums... :idunno:

I'm guessing the 'real' designation is to entice guys who have never actually spoken to a 'real' woman before.

[dion09529]

People actually still receive spam in their email? I thought that sort of thing was all sent to forums... :idunno:



And there's plenty more where that came from.

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I'll save you the trouble, dion. I've been going to Dr. Nelson for years, so I got into contact with him. He's been fucking me pretty regularly, and he got me pregnant. I asked him how it was possible to get impregnated in the butt, and he said he'll send me another link later to explain how. Anyways, I'm pretty sure Dr. Nelson has been fucking you too, dion, and you're probably pregnant from the butt too. Let's get abortions together.

[dion09529]

I was clever than you.
I took butt and oral contraceptive pills before visit Dr. Nelson. :whistling

However, I admit that for a while I have a straddle walk.

[mjmacky]

However, I admit that for a while I have a straddle walk.

That'd be the baby, who is probably ready to take the air.

[Antibody]

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