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IdolEyes787
05-28-2015, 06:46 PM
...you cunt.

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dion09529
05-28-2015, 07:17 PM
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TheFoX
05-28-2015, 08:49 PM
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That is the most sensible thing you have said in ages.

IdolEyes787
05-28-2015, 09:03 PM
No, you're suppose to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :):):)" because it's like his birthday and he'd be sad otherwise.

IdolEyes787
05-28-2015, 09:04 PM
http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/05/aquarius-cant-help-but-be-just-another-cop-show/394313/

Geez,no offense Mulder but you're beginning to look really old.

Mr. Mulder
05-28-2015, 09:09 PM
Thnx Internets :happy:

I went to work this morning, we had some Mac experts come into work today to look at our iMacs because I don't know shit about them.

I met them at reception, had a quick chat with them, showed them to the iMacs, excused my self then threw up in the men's room :blink: I'd felt like shit all morning but didn't expect that! So then I told my boss and went home. The hour long bus ride was touch and go :ermm:

Bet it looks dodgy as fuck, going home "sick" on my birthday but i was sweating buckets and probably smelled of vomit - totally fine now though :ermm:

IdolEyes787
05-28-2015, 09:23 PM
I hope this doesn't preclude cake.:(

Mr. Mulder
05-28-2015, 09:28 PM
Didn't get a cake :emo: I'm promised a special birthday gobjob though :smilie4:

(From the misses you cunts!)

IdolEyes787
05-28-2015, 09:34 PM
:thumbsup:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGcsIdGOuZY

chalice
05-28-2015, 09:42 PM
Happy birthday. Love you, :kiss:

megabyteme
05-29-2015, 12:05 AM
Thnx Internets :happy:

I went to work this morning, we had some Mac experts come into work today to look at our iMacs because I don't know shit about them.

I met them at reception, had a quick chat with them, showed them to the iMacs, excused my self then threw up in the men's room :blink: I'd felt like shit all morning but didn't expect that! So then I told my boss and went home. The hour long bus ride was touch and go :ermm:

Bet it looks dodgy as fuck, going home "sick" on my birthday but i was sweating buckets and probably smelled of vomit - totally fine now though :ermm:

Many people have thrown up after being exposed to Mac experts.

:hbd:

ziggyjuarez
05-29-2015, 12:22 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y0iU_uMg3Z0

TheFoX
05-29-2015, 07:43 AM
The hour long bus ride was touch and go :ermm:

Do you actually live an hour away from your workplace, or does the bus take a circuitous route?

(I did that once. Got on a bus to travel a mile, and it took longer to get there than if I had bothered to walk it).

Mr. Mulder
05-29-2015, 10:56 AM
It would be about 40 minutes in a car so not too bad, it's two hours a day where I don't have to talk to anyone. Which is noice :smilie4:

IdolEyes787
05-29-2015, 12:25 PM
I think the real question here is how long would it take you by skateboard?

megabyteme
05-29-2015, 03:23 PM
The hour long bus ride was touch and go :ermm:

We'd expect nothing else of you and your treatment of sleeping female passengers. :no:

Mr. Mulder
05-29-2015, 08:11 PM
If they're not going to stay awake on the bus them I'm not going to not put my fingers in their mouths. That's just science.