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chalice
06-12-2015, 10:32 PM
Apologies first for the incomplete nature of my thread title. I forgot your name. Though, I'm assured by my sources (scoundrels that they are) that you are indeed of Judaic heritage, rendering you, therefore, a jew.

You, sir, are a jew.

Now what the fuck are you gonna jew about it??

IdolEyes787
06-12-2015, 11:00 PM
Ask him if he'd sell his own bubbe for a dreidel.

chalice
06-12-2015, 11:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDP53ZwPDuo

IdolEyes787
06-12-2015, 11:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2EgYq_NCY

IdolEyes787
06-13-2015, 07:13 PM
I guess what they say is true. "Jew today, gone tomorrow".

TheFoX
06-13-2015, 11:20 PM
It's Jew any time now.

The parcel is over Jew.

Jew you know what I mean?

You're Jew a refund.

Morning Jew.

I've just been on a Jew Jew train.

Une Jew Troise Cuntre Sunxe Sioxe Sept Huite Nerfe Dixes Onzes Jewze.

(My Frinch is a bit rusty).

megabyteme
06-14-2015, 01:24 AM
You forgot the Beatles' song Hey Jew'd

Nike's Just Jew It!

That city that got itself flooded a while back Jew Orleans

Movie with the homicidal shark: Jews!

The sequels: Jews 2, Jews 3-D, Jews The Revenge

and

Blood Diamond

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:02 AM
You forgot the Beatles' song Hey Jew'd
Nike's Just Jew It!
That city that got itself flooded a while back Jew Orleans
Movie with the homicidal shark: Jews!
The sequels: Jews 2, Jews 3-D, Jews The Revenge
and
Blood Diamond

Grow UP!!

I would think you are above things like this....

If you tell me you don't want me to post in the Open forums , I will understand (from you)

But trying to make me post hostile responses back , well I am bored and tired of that.

Again Grow UP and act your age , I know you are way more mature and constructive than this

megabyteme
06-14-2015, 02:09 AM
Other than the last line, how is any of what I posted offensive?

The whole point of this thread is to get you to take yourself less seriously. Reread from the top, and show me where anything is but a windup.

megabyteme
06-14-2015, 02:12 AM
In fact, read some of the Lounge's similar threads (ignore EVERYTHING that has to do with Dave, because he's actually not welcome), and notice how each of us has taken similar hazings. The fact that you've got your own thread is more of a welcome than it is a piss off. :)

When someone is unwelcome, the tone is FAR more unpleasant than this.

I meant

FAR.

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:44 AM
In fact, read some of the Lounge's similar threads (ignore EVERYTHING that has to do with Dave, because he's actually not welcome), and notice how each of us has taken similar hazings. The fact that you've got your own thread is more of a welcome than it is a piss off. :)
When someone is unwelcome, the tone is FAR more unpleasant than this.
I meant
FAR.

You seem to think your answer is Intelligent and makes it ok....

Tone or whatever you want to call it , when children want to play together and one becomes bored of the same spewing garbage , instead of staying with the group , he decides to go play somewhere else in the room
To me that is human nature.....

And you may not like Dave and I really don't know him , but the last couple of days he has been here it seems like he rather debate in some of the conversations rather than spewing repetitive nonsense to make people not post.....

It is amazing that The Drawing Room has not been used since December , with all the intelligent people posting here that is really strange to me...

RE: What Dave did in the past is not forgivable and I will go with what you say.........

TheFoX
06-14-2015, 08:19 AM
Again Grow UP and act your age , I know you are way more mature and constructive than this

Met him, have you?

Meg can be the most childish person on this board, when he wants to be.

I also noticed that you shot Meg down for his post, yet ignored the fact that I started the trend in the previous post. You should not single out one individual when a group is to blame. That is unfair and biased.

Meg cannot help what he writes. When he sits in front of his screen, a little bit of Muslim comes out, and he writes the first thing that comes to mind, even if it is diatribe. It is his nature.

So, I think Meg is Jew for an apology, don't you think?

shaina
06-14-2015, 08:36 AM
You can be a smartass Fox (And I did notice you first , but decided to see the followers first then comment and of course I figured Idol ) ....
But I still like your writing skills a lot :yup:

Keep up the great writing and decrease the other parts;)

teflon05
06-14-2015, 11:50 AM
And you may not like Dave and I really don't know him , but the last couple of days he has been here it seems like he rather debate in some of the conversations rather than spewing repetitive nonsense to make people not post.....

Wow, you really don't know the guy, do you? All he ever did was spew repetitive nonsense and make empty threats. I remember a particular post he made about a certain female member here, threatening to decapitate her and put her head on a post.

Regardless of how he might act now, I'm sure he's still the same paranoid psycho he always was. He might be better at hiding it now possibly, but it will surface again eventually. A leopard can't change it's spots.

shaina
06-14-2015, 12:23 PM
And you may not like Dave and I really don't know him , but the last couple of days he has been here it seems like he rather debate in some of the conversations rather than spewing repetitive nonsense to make people not post.....
Wow, you really don't know the guy, do you? All he ever did was spew repetitive nonsense and make empty threats. I remember a particular post he made about a certain female member here, threatening to decapitate her and put her head on a post.
Regardless of how he might act now, I'm sure he's still the same paranoid psycho he always was. He might be better at hiding it now possibly, but it will surface again eventually. A leopard can't change it's spots.

I would never dispute what Meg ever says about posters here ... I know he speaks the truth.. But thanks for the heads up Teflon , it is appreciated:yup:..
I was trying to make a point to have a better debate on a real subject instead of repeditive nonesence ..
And again thanks for the heads up ...:)

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 01:02 PM
No offense to your religion but this being Sunday shouldn't you be in temple or something?

teflon05
06-14-2015, 01:10 PM
I think they do that on Saturday. Sunday is reserved for gorging on cheeseburgers and lobster or something, i think :unsure:

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 01:25 PM
Google says that Sunday is the Sabbath so obviously either you are wrong or the internet is broken.

As you haven't made billionaires out of otherwise worthless geeks then I'm afraid I'm going to have to go with the internet on this one.

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 01:26 PM
Also banks are closed on Sunday so Jews need something else to do on that day.

teflon05
06-14-2015, 01:37 PM
I thought Shabbat was on Saturday? Of course, the extent of my knowledge of this comes from The Big Lebowski, so...

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 01:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qr6MoL-gpg

shaina
06-14-2015, 01:51 PM
I think they do that on Saturday. Sunday is reserved for gorging on cheeseburgers and lobster or something, i think :unsure:

You got that right Teflon ... And the cheeseburger has Bacon on it as well;)
And fresh lobster only... None of that frozen tail shit:yup:

shaina
06-14-2015, 01:52 PM
I thought Shabbat was on Saturday? Of course, the extent of my knowledge of this comes from The Big Lebowski, so...

It is and smart ass Idol knows very well when it is.....

shaina
06-14-2015, 01:55 PM
Also banks are closed on Sunday so Jews need something else to do on that day.

We do trust some ATM machines now Idol:rolleyes: The cheques still need to be deposited ....
But it is boring that the stock market is closed:whistling... So we suffer whatching the last round of golf...

shaina
06-14-2015, 01:58 PM
Google says that Sunday is the Sabbath so obviously either you are wrong or the internet is broken.

As you haven't made billionaires out of otherwise worthless geeks then I'm afraid I'm going to have to go with the internet on this one.

Sunday is they Goy sabbath ..... What kind of Jew are you Idol:rolleyes:

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 01:58 PM
You can be a smartass Fox

You're half right.:unsure:

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:01 PM
Six Canadian cities now have an average household net worth of at least one million dollars.....

Vaughan, Ont. Average Household Net Worth: $1,014,562.

Fuck Idol I may have to get a J O B !!!!

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 02:02 PM
Sunday is they Goy sabbath ..... What kind of Jew are you Idol:rolleyes:

The Sammy Davis Jr. kind. :unsure:

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:03 PM
You can be a smartass Fox

You're half right.:unsure:

I am afraid to ask you what half:idunno:

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:04 PM
Sunday is they Goy sabbath ..... What kind of Jew are you Idol:rolleyes:
The Sammy Davis Jr. kind. :unsure:

Nope he was saturday... Don't let the color of his skin fool you...

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 02:04 PM
Six Canadian cities now have an average household net worth of at least one million dollars.....

Vaughan, Ont. Average Household Net Worth: $1,014,562.

Fuck Idol I may have to get a J O B !!!!

Isn't Vaughan like mostly Italian? In which case all of that is from disreputable construction businesses and racketeering.

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 02:06 PM
The Sammy Davis Jr. kind. :unsure:

Nope he was saturday... Don't let the color of his skin fool you...

Daniel Day-Lewis.:unsure:

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:07 PM
Six Canadian cities now have an average household net worth of at least one million dollars.....

Vaughan, Ont. Average Household Net Worth: $1,014,562.

Fuck Idol I may have to get a J O B !!!!

Isn't Vaughan like mostly Italian? In which case all of that is from disreputable construction businesses and racketeering.

That would be Woodbridge for the Pizan's the poor ones Maple

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:11 PM
Jerry Lewis.:unsure:

Sure:unsure:

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 02:13 PM
I'n pretty sure that Vaughan used to be Italian as I remember crashing racing my bicycle there.




Vaughan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB0QFjAAahUKEwjt563Fro_GAhWKFZIKHXmqALQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FVaughan&ei=bIt9Ve2BC4qryAT51IKgCw&usg=AFQjCNGY_KBmdxOY7aNknnXGr2SrXP7dzg)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaughan

For other uses, see Vaughan (disambiguation). ... created in 1792 that Vaughan began to see any settlements, as it was considered to be .... Italian, 94,970, 33.2.

Oh course that was in the before time.

IdolEyes787
06-14-2015, 02:16 PM
Jerry Lewis.:unsure:

Sure:unsure:

One last try and this time just to be safe I'm going with the least Jewish person in the World.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_(rapper)

megabyteme
06-14-2015, 02:19 PM
I think they do that on Saturday. Sunday is reserved for gorging on cheeseburgers and lobster or something, i think :unsure:


I back this religion, naturally. Probably Druids, or somesuch. Doesn't matter, rings of the One True God.

Die heretics!!!!!!!!

teflon05
06-14-2015, 02:24 PM
Our Lady of the Immaculate Surf & Turf?

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:31 PM
Sure:unsure:
One last try and this time just to be safe I'm going with the least Jewish person in the World.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_(rapper)

This place would be so boring without the Smartass :artist:

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:35 PM
I'n pretty sure that Vaughan used to be Italian as I remember crashing racing my bicycle there.


Vaughan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB0QFjAAahUKEwjt563Fro_GAhWKFZIKHXmqALQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FVaughan&ei=bIt9Ve2BC4qryAT51IKgCw&usg=AFQjCNGY_KBmdxOY7aNknnXGr2SrXP7dzg)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaughan

For other uses, see Vaughan (disambiguation). ... created in 1792 that Vaughan began to see any settlements, as it was considered to be .... Italian, 94,970, 33.2.
Oh course that was in the before time.

The whole area is considered Vaughn all part of York region , and you live that close ? I figured you need to take Plane to get to TO;)

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:39 PM
Our Lady of the Immaculate Surf & Turf?

And 2 baskets of Garlic Bread .... And Ceasar Salad for 2 (made right at your table) .. Fuck if you are going to break the laws of the Torah ... Might as well go all the way right:thumbsup:

shaina
06-14-2015, 02:43 PM
I think they do that on Saturday. Sunday is reserved for gorging on cheeseburgers and lobster or something, i think :unsure:
I back this religion, naturally. Probably Druids, or somesuch. Doesn't matter, rings of the One True God.
Die heretics!!!!!!!!

Keep up Meg ...Don't fuck up the ju ju ok:whistling

We are talking Lobsters not Duck pate or Goose liver ;)

TheFoX
06-14-2015, 03:42 PM
I've just thought of another one. OJ, or Orange Jews. Yummy.

Oh, and don't worry about Idol. He keeps his options open, just in case he needs to jump ship.

shaina
06-14-2015, 03:46 PM
I've just thought of another one. OJ, or Orange Jews. Yummy.

Oh, and don't worry about Idol. He keeps his options open, just in case he needs to jump ship.

Is it out of your system now??
Now go back to writing something constructive again... It does show the better side of your talents :yup:

teflon05
06-14-2015, 04:58 PM
I've just thought of another one. OJ, or Orange Jews. Yummy.

I heard the new Star Wars movie is going to introduce a new character...




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TheFoX
06-14-2015, 04:59 PM
Is it out of your system now??

For the time being. You never know when I might revisit...

shaina
06-14-2015, 05:34 PM
Is it out of your system now??

For the time being. You never know when I might revisit...

Thank for the reprieve Fox , it is much appreciated ;)

shaina
06-14-2015, 05:38 PM
I heard the new Star Wars movie is going to introduce a new character...

Oh great!! Another Putz I have to deal with :noes:

Idol....... sic em!!:dog:

shaina
06-14-2015, 05:41 PM
For the time being. You never know when I might revisit...

If You can type it with invisible letters ..... You will not be hurting my feelings:yup:

chalice
06-14-2015, 05:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbTdkWV89Ak

teflon05
06-14-2015, 06:36 PM
She didn't get lips like that from suckin on bananas. She's probably a real smegma fan also :sick:

chalice
06-14-2015, 06:40 PM
Smegma only occurs if you don't wash, you dirty boy. Good to see you back, Teff, even if you are dirty.

megabyteme
06-14-2015, 06:58 PM
[video=Anti-Circumcision Slut]

I was more interested in all of her sexy talk before I noticed the Herpes on her left-side of her mouth. maybe you could pick a pro-turtleneck champion who could avoid diseases around her mouth. Or maybe that just cums with the topic. :idunno:

chalice
06-14-2015, 07:00 PM
Diseases make life interesting.

megabyteme
06-14-2015, 07:15 PM
I heard the new Star Wars movie is going to introduce a new character...

The last one was not popular with audiences...

http://i.imgur.com/oWUSWqc.jpg

teflon05
06-14-2015, 07:35 PM
Smegma only occurs if you don't wash, you dirty boy. Good to see you back, Teff, even if you are dirty.

Thanks...& yeah, just like herpes, I'm back again.

And, It gets washed....Occasionally.






Diseases make life interesting.

They also help with the overpopulation problem. If it wasn't for those damn pro vaccine people...

teflon05
06-14-2015, 07:40 PM
The last one was not popular with audiences...

http://i.imgur.com/oWUSWqc.jpg

JewJew Binks? I loved that guy...

shaina
06-14-2015, 09:07 PM
They also help with the overpopulation problem. If it wasn't for those damn pro vaccine people...

I think I saw a Law and Order on that vaccine shit...It was a Special Victims Unit
In Canada it is mandatory you get all the shots .... If not your kids will be escorted out of the school.....
And they are starting young these days , not that I would have anything to do with that :whistling

teflon05
06-14-2015, 09:24 PM
I think the regulations vary from state to state here in the US, but I think they're trying to push through a federal regulation to require kids to be vaccinated before they can attend public schools.
I'm in Pennsylvania in the US, and I'm pretty sure that parents here already have to provide proof of vaccinations before enrollment in public schools.

megabyteme
06-14-2015, 09:31 PM
I think the regulations vary from state to state here in the US, but I think they're trying to push through a federal regulation to require kids to be vaccinated before they can attend public schools.
I'm in Pennsylvania in the US, and I'm pretty sure that parents here already have to provide proof of vaccinations before enrollment in public schools.

Things got out of hand when anti-vaxers :frusty: started going online and spreading word how to subvert and abuse the requirements for vaccinations at schools. :angry:

teflon05
06-14-2015, 09:52 PM
Things got out of hand when anti-vaxers :frusty: started going online and spreading word how to subvert and abuse the requirements for vaccinations at schools. :angry:

Yep. For all the good things on and about the internet, that is one things that pisses me off. It gives a voice to dumb-asses like that, who otherwise wouldn't be heard, except by those unfortunate enough to be in their proximity.

shaina
06-14-2015, 10:59 PM
I think the regulations vary from state to state here in the US, but I think they're trying to push through a federal regulation to require kids to be vaccinated before they can attend public schools.
I'm in Pennsylvania in the US, and I'm pretty sure that parents here already have to provide proof of vaccinations before enrollment in public schools.

You have the best golf course in the world in my opinion right at your door:yahoo:
Been to your neck of the woods twice for the US OPEN
You got any connections to get on there?? Will be your best friend and let you drive the cart;)

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I am In this Photo can you spot me :lol:
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shaina
06-14-2015, 11:01 PM
I think the regulations vary from state to state here in the US, but I think they're trying to push through a federal regulation to require kids to be vaccinated before they can attend public schools.
I'm in Pennsylvania in the US, and I'm pretty sure that parents here already have to provide proof of vaccinations before enrollment in public schools.
Things got out of hand when anti-vaxers :frusty: started going online and spreading word how to subvert and abuse the requirements for vaccinations at schools. :angry:

Well my kids have had them all .... And some are Good ....... And some are Better ...... I guess:idunno:

Didn't you watch that Law and Order SVU .... Olivia's kid almost died because a radical mother lied on the form and didn't have her kid vaccinated ..... So good or bad who really knows .... Unless it is your kid....And to be honest I would not want to find out the hard way...:yup:

And my wife takes care of that shit , so whatever she says goes......

megabyteme
06-15-2015, 03:15 AM
I am In this Photo can you spot me :lol:
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In the cart that picks up the range balls? :lol:

megabyteme
06-15-2015, 03:26 AM
Things got out of hand when anti-vaxers :frusty: started going online and spreading word how to subvert and abuse the requirements for vaccinations at schools. :angry:

Yep. For all the good things on and about the internet, that is one things that pisses me off. It gives a voice to dumb-asses like that, who otherwise wouldn't be heard, except by those unfortunate enough to be in their proximity.

Knowing that this movement has caused others to suffer severe illnesses (deaths?) makes me want them to experience that pain.

My son has a weakened immune system from having Down's. We get almost everything that goes around in his public school. These illnesses tend to jump from him to at least one other family member. The thought of some stupid cunt thinking she's clever by bypassing school vaccination rules makes my blood BOIL like nothing else. No accountability for these fuckheads, either.

shaina
06-15-2015, 03:11 PM
Yep. For all the good things on and about the internet, that is one things that pisses me off. It gives a voice to dumb-asses like that, who otherwise wouldn't be heard, except by those unfortunate enough to be in their proximity.

Knowing that this movement has caused others to suffer severe illnesses (deaths?) makes me want them to experience that pain.

My son has a weakened immune system from having Down's. We get almost everything that goes around in his public school. These illnesses tend to jump from him to at least one other family member. The thought of some stupid cunt thinking she's clever by bypassing school vaccination rules makes my blood BOIL like nothing else. No accountability for these fuckheads, either.

I second that!!

IdolEyes787
06-15-2015, 05:39 PM
You have the best golf course in the world in my opinion right at your door:yahoo:
Been to your neck of the woods twice for the US OPEN
You got any connections to get on there?? Will be your best friend and let you drive the cart;)

161545
I am In this Photo can you spot me :lol:
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My neighbour is big into sports and especially golf.
He just got back from Chicago for the Stanley Cup.He went in a group with Andrew Shaw's father and got to go to his house, sit in the family box , attend the practice and schlep with the players in the family lounge.
Now he's leaving on Friday to go the US Open which will complete his quadrumvirate of seeing all the majors at least once. While there he's also going to a Mariners game.

Sucks to be him,right?

Also

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shaina
06-15-2015, 06:17 PM
Smart Ass!!

And you really have friends??:idunno: When did this Happen??

And your friend is a lucky guy...
I still play golf , but not as much as I use too , and in my years I have played some amazing golf courses all around , but when you see the setup on a PGA event course , it is like day and night for every day golfers. As you would probably know Glen Abbey in Toronto is one of the well known golf courses for the Canadian Open , and I have played it before the Open and after the open (there exact setup and when they had it at Angus Glen as well). You really get a perspective on how spoiled these guys really are , yes it is tougher to score on , but it is immaculate as the golf course can get , and I can tell you it is the purest and best way to play golf..
But in my travels seeing and walking golf courses (even know you don't like golf it is great to walk around ) , any US open course just blows away anything we can offer..
And going to the Hawks cup game must have been a blast for your friend , that is memories for a lifetime meeting players and shit!!..
And it would be even more fun to see them live tonight winning the cup (My daughters rooting for that!! Loves Toews )
It is a great experience seeing when teams or players in any sport win a trophy or cup (Any PGA event now 1st place is over a million dollars)

And after walking Oakmont (total private and capped on membership), this would be a dream to play as well as Augusta National (Masters)
And both courses the setup is not changed for every day members (huge budget to maintain courses) , you just need a lower handicap (letter signed by your Pro ) to play the tees the PGA players play from.
Teflon is a lucky guy to have a course like in his neighborhood (that is he golfs and knows someone to get him on to play)..

megabyteme
06-15-2015, 06:23 PM
Also

http://i.imgur.com/NCjiB8W.jpg?1

Highly implausible scenario.

1. Too steep to climb.
2. Poor cell reception.
3. Even worse, nearly impossible to get a good mixed drink.
4. Golf ball keeps rolling down hill.
5. Since Sherpas went Union, they won't carry nearly enough of wife's baggage.
6. The Greenbergs are vacationing in the Hamptons this summer, why must you always make us look bad?!!!

IdolEyes787
06-15-2015, 06:49 PM
I still play golf , but not as much as I use too , and in my years I have played some amazing golf courses all around , but when you see the setup on a PGA event course , it is like day and night for every day golfers. As you would probably know Glen Abbey in Toronto is one of the well known golf courses for the Canadian Open , and I have played it before the Open and after the open (there exact setup and when they had it at Angus Glen as well). You really get a perspective on how spoiled these guys really are , yes it is tougher to score on , but it is immaculate as the golf course can get , and I can tell you it is the purest and best way to play golf..
But in my travels seeing and walking golf courses (even know you don't like golf it is great to walk around ) , any US open course just blows away anything we can offer..
And going to the Hawks cup game must have been a blast for your friend , that is memories for a lifetime meeting players and shit!!..
And it would be even more fun to see them live tonight winning the cup (My daughters rooting for that!! Loves Toews )
It is a great experience seeing when teams or players in any sport win a trophy or cup (Any PGA event now 1st place is over a million dollars)

And after walking Oakmont (total private and capped on membership), this would be a dream to play as well as Augusta National (Masters)
And both courses the setup is not changed for every day members (huge budget to maintain courses) , you just need a lower handicap (letter signed by your Pro ) to play the tees the PGA players play from.
Teflon is a lucky guy to have a course like in his neighborhood (that is he golfs and knows someone to get him on to play)..

Yeah the thing that doesn't translate well to TV is how much slope some of the courses and especially the greens have.
As for courses he says that Augusta is unbelievably well maintained, even landscaped with flowers under the trees and ridiculous shit like that.

Personally I prefer the links style courses or seaside ones like Pebble Beach. Less gentrified,more war zonish.

IdolEyes787
06-15-2015, 06:55 PM
UOTE]

Highly implausible scenario.


2. Poor cell reception.


One of the plot points in Jurassic World is that for no apparent reason people's cell phones and ever army style radios stop getting reception at crucial points int the movie after apparently working flawlessly for years up to that point.:ermm:

IdolEyes787
06-15-2015, 06:57 PM
I mean like seriously how difficult would it have been to just have them broken or lost or something remotely plausible?

shaina
06-15-2015, 07:00 PM
Also
http://i.imgur.com/NCjiB8W.jpg?1
Highly implausible scenario.

1. Too steep to climb. - Charter a Chopper
2. Poor cell reception. - Donated money (got a tax receipt) to use Nasa's satellite in the earths atmosphere SAT PHONE
3. Even worse, nearly impossible to get a good mixed drink. - Brought caterers in separate chopper (tax receipt!!)
4. Golf ball keeps rolling down hill. - Brought dozens and ones hit bad got the caddy to climb up and down to retrieve them
5. Since Sherpas went Union, they won't carry nearly enough of wife's baggage.- Can always find help (legal or not)
6. The Greenbergs are vacationing in the Hamptons this summer, why must you always make us look bad?!!!- The new nouveau riche thing to do , and people will follow

Better

megabyteme
06-15-2015, 07:01 PM
I mean like seriously how difficult would it have been to just have them broken or lost or something remotely plausible?

Were they all using iPhones? :O

megabyteme
06-15-2015, 07:03 PM
highly implausible scenario.

1. Too steep to climb. - charter a chopper
2. Poor cell reception. - donated money (got a tax receipt) to use nasa's satellite in the earths atmosphere sat phone
3. Even worse, nearly impossible to get a good mixed drink. - brought caterers in separate chopper (tax receipt!!)
4. Golf ball keeps rolling down hill. - brought dozens and ones hit bad got the caddy to climb up and down to retrieve them
5. Since sherpas went union, they won't carry nearly enough of wife's baggage.- can always find help (legal or not)
6. The greenbergs are vacationing in the hamptons this summer, why must you always make us look bad?!!!- the new nouveau riche thing to do , and people will follow

better

Money solves all of life's little problems. Or so I've heard... :D
.

IdolEyes787
06-15-2015, 07:20 PM
Money solves all of life's little problems. Or so I've heard... :D
.

That may be but when you have no actual problems then rich people create their own like needing six bathrooms when they only have five.:blink:

IdolEyes787
06-15-2015, 07:21 PM
I mean like seriously how difficult would it have been to just have them broken or lost or something remotely plausible?

Were they all using iPhones? :O

I think they were using whichever ones the studio was getting paid to promote. :unsure:

shaina
06-15-2015, 07:49 PM
Money solves all of life's little problems. Or so I've heard... :D
.
That may be but when you have no actual problems then rich people create their own like needing six bathrooms when they only have five.:blink:

Your right .... Even know the 6th bathroom will include a wet/dry sauna , heat/cooled toilet and floors , heated towel racks ... Shit that is a lot of problems to have er think about??:unsure:

shaina
06-15-2015, 07:52 PM
Idol

Shit like that can ruin my day and cause a huge crisis in the world........

shaina
06-15-2015, 07:56 PM
better
Money solves all of life's little problems. Or so I've heard... :D
.

Money keeps the family together ..... sure...
Now take away the money and see what family is left ?? Hmmmmm.....

The only way to know is not having it in the first place , then you see the difference ....

shaina
06-15-2015, 07:58 PM
I mean like seriously how difficult would it have been to just have them broken or lost or something remotely plausible?
Were they all using iPhones? :O

Special Sat I-Phones :yup: (with warranties of course!!)

IdolEyes787
06-21-2015, 10:09 PM
161710

IdolEyes787
06-21-2015, 10:14 PM
Don't worry anyone everyone I've talked to Shay and he's merely sick and not cannibalized by Nazi zombies as I feared.

IdolEyes787
06-21-2015, 10:17 PM
Oh course if he were to be cannibalized by Nazi zombies then the phrase " a pound of flesh" would come in handy.

IdolEyes787
06-22-2015, 01:02 PM
In light of yet another "recent events" I have decided that I cannot in good conscience continue to make facetious comments concerning race or religion in fear that some mental case other than Gribley might take them seriously.

So one last time to get it out of my system.


What's the definition of a queer Jew?

One that likes girls more than money.



Btw tell me again why making guns readily available to the general populace is a good idea?

161754

IdolEyes787
06-22-2015, 01:21 PM
Shay, I'm starting to get worried about Jew so I've pretending to say the Birkhat HaGomel several times a day.

IdolEyes787
07-19-2015, 08:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7PLcHnMNKE

whatcdfan
07-21-2015, 06:32 AM
Meg cannot help what he writes. When he sits in front of his screen, a little bit of Muslim comes out, and he writes the first thing that comes to mind, even if it is diatribe. It is his nature.

So, I think Meg is Jew for an apology, don't you think?

I hate you Fox, I hate you.:@

megabyteme
07-21-2015, 06:49 AM
Meg cannot help what he writes. When he sits in front of his screen, a little bit of Muslim comes out, and he writes the first thing that comes to mind, even if it is diatribe. It is his nature.

So, I think Meg is Jew for an apology, don't you think?

I hate you Fox, I hate you.:@

Don't we all, don't we all...

Welcome back, WCDF!

TheFoX
07-21-2015, 06:04 PM
I hate you Fox, I hate you.:@

Don't we all, don't we all...

Welcome back, WCDF!

You only want people to think you hate me, but we all know the truth.

IdolEyes787
07-22-2015, 04:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHsTQUA2SE

It's "Hey Jew" , right? I've always been terrible understanding lyrics.

shaina
07-22-2015, 05:41 PM
Is that why it is One of the most well known songs across the Globe and really Loved ??:idunno:

Ya Racist fuck!!!:hug:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHsTQUA2SE

It's "Hey Jew" , right? I've always been terrible understanding lyrics.

megabyteme
07-22-2015, 06:29 PM
Don't we all, don't we all...

Welcome back, WCDF!

You only want people to think you hate me, but we all know the truth.

You aren't so bad for a Brit.

Which makes me think about how time and place have played part in Brit/US relationships...

At one time:

-We would have been sea mates and countrymen
-Would have killed indians (feathers) together
-Would have shot at each other
-Would have killed Nazis and Fascists together
-Would be killing terrorists together
-Will be paying for Greece's clusterfuck together

Like it or not, we seem to be stuck together. :)

Something Else
07-22-2015, 06:45 PM
The ''I'm with stupid'' T-Shirt comes to mind.

IdolEyes787
07-22-2015, 07:05 PM
If only they made "I'm with warmongering stupid" t-shirts.:(

shaina
07-22-2015, 07:15 PM
If only they made "I'm with warmongering stupid" t-shirts.:(

So right now instead of the World Fighting the Spread of ISIS ...... We should offer them a freshly baked Bunt Cake or maybe a Cherry Pie ?? Maybe they will stop killing everyone that doesn't want conform to Islam (Radical that is!!)

Ya Idol I think it might work ....:rolleyes:

shaina
07-22-2015, 07:24 PM
You aren't so bad for a Brit.

Which makes me think about how time and place have played part in Brit/US relationships...

At one time:

-We were bum chums sea mates and countrymen
-We did kill Indians (feathers) together
-By accident we shot at each other :whistling
-Did kill Nazis and Fascists together
-Are killing terrorists together
-Will be paying for Greece's clusterfuck together :idunno:

Like it or not, we seem to be stuck together. :)


Much better Meg:yup:

IdolEyes787
07-22-2015, 07:26 PM
The problem is that almost none of the thousands of US soldiers killed in the last fifteen years died for freedom unless "freedom" is another name for vested interests of rich people.

IdolEyes787
07-22-2015, 07:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UixEZMEHjVo

TheFoX
07-22-2015, 07:34 PM
You only want people to think you hate me, but we all know the truth.

You aren't so bad for a Brit.

Which makes me think about how time and place have played part in Brit/US relationships...

At one time:

-We would have been sea mates and countrymen
-Would have killed indians (feathers) together
-Would have shot at each other
-Would have killed Nazis and Fascists together
-Would be killing terrorists together
-Will be paying for Greece's clusterfuck together

Like it or not, we seem to be stuck together. :)

It always reminds me of when the BBC were interviewing US Marines arriving in Kuwait, ready to kick Sadam Hussein out of that country. When the interviewer asked one marine how he felt about working with coalition forces, the nineteen year old said, 'Fuck the coalition forces. As long as the British are here, that's all that matters'. Even the marines know how useless the French are when it comes to warfare. The closest they have ever come to fighting is when they sold Exocets to Argentinia, which upset a certain female Prime Minister.

shaina
07-22-2015, 08:26 PM
The problem is that almost none of the thousands of US soldiers killed in the last fifteen years died for freedom unless "freedom" is another name for vested interests of rich people.

Well what do you think ISIS is doing ??? They want to control the oil!!! and So does everyone else.... The Problem is there is a Ideology connected to ISIS that is very dangerous to have it in control or spread everywhere in the Middle East..(And I am not talking Israel .... it is on there list but not the top) , And all Arabs are scared!!
These guys are using religion as a excuse but we all know to keep up Radicle Religion you need lots of money..
So Idol I would say you are partly right , but not fully..
And Wars help a slumping economies (are dollar sucks shit and it is going to get worse!!) , why ? I have no clue .....

shaina
07-22-2015, 08:36 PM
You aren't so bad for a Brit.

Which makes me think about how time and place have played part in Brit/US relationships...

At one time:

-We would have been sea mates and countrymen
-Would have killed indians (feathers) together
-Would have shot at each other
-Would have killed Nazis and Fascists together
-Would be killing terrorists together
-Will be paying for Greece's clusterfuck together

Like it or not, we seem to be stuck together. :)

It always reminds me of when the BBC were interviewing US Marines arriving in Kuwait, ready to kick Sadam Hussein out of that country. When the interviewer asked one marine how he felt about working with coalition forces, the nineteen year old said, 'Fuck the coalition forces. As long as the British are here, that's all that matters'. Even the marines know how useless the French are when it comes to warfare. The closest they have ever come to fighting is when they sold Exocets to Argentinia, which upset a certain female Prime Minister.
The French are good for 2 things Instigating and causing trouble !!
It was even funnier When Sadam was on live tv news (hiding and staging a backdrop) and was saying there are No Americans here they are afraid to fight .... Meanwhile North America tv news they were being broadcasted live looking for the Prick in one of his main palaces and showed his golden toilets ... Goes to show you have to read between the lines when it comes to News media....

IdolEyes787
07-22-2015, 09:16 PM
I think you're selling the French a bit short as they're also good at croissants and surrendering.

I would say that they are also good at art films but that's sort of an oxymoron.

shaina
07-22-2015, 09:35 PM
I think you're selling the French a bit short as they're also good at croissants and surrendering.

I would say that they are also good at art films but that's sort of an oxymoron.


Isn't a croissant a Soft Bagel??:whistling

In Quebec they are good at talking out of the side of there ASS Mouth:yup:

Closed .....:artist: :slap:

IdolEyes787
07-24-2015, 07:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaWaQBxc0aI

IdolEyes787
08-07-2015, 04:15 PM
Literally the most Jewish move ever made and that's including Yentl and Don't Mess with the Zohan.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2870708/

As I watched this it struck me that Zach Braff apparently thinks that being Jewish is somehow akin to being Black..:unsure:

shaina
08-07-2015, 04:41 PM
Literally the most Jewish move ever made and that's including Yentl and Don't Mess with the Zohan.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2870708/
As I watched this it struck me that Zach Braff apparently thinks that being Jewish is somehow akin to being Black..:unsure:

What would be more funny is what if Zohan was based on a true story:whistling.. It showed the IDF's power and intelligence in war against Terrorists, plus the other side that Israelis choose democracy and throw Racism out the door and choose to have mixed relationships with Arab girls:O...
Think Idol... The world may be a different place if everyone thought like that?? But there is always the problem of Oil rights and Terrorists/Psycho Dictators in the Middle East, that one is going to be hard to solve by just signing a piece of paper with someone that just doesn't want you to exist.:idunno:

Politics.... Your favorite subject LOL!!
PS.. I never saw the movie, but I am downloading it now to watch. After I will comment on your comparison to be realistic or you just instigating and being full of shit!!

And here is a puzzle to solve Idol...
Black people want to be treated as equals or as white people or even be white??
And Jewish people sit in the sun all day in Florida to get Tanned/Black because they think they are too white??
Why do you think that is?? LOL!! LOL!!

Plus ask yourself?? Do you personally think there is a difference between Jews and Blacks?? (And not just there skin color). I would assume if you made that statement you could elaborate more on it:fear:
But I will say as of now, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt:unsure:

j2k4
08-08-2015, 08:27 PM
Boy this thread developed quickly, didn't it?

Took much longer to make friends in the old days...;)

IdolEyes787
08-08-2015, 09:43 PM
Plus ask yourself?? Do you personally think there is a difference between Jews and Blacks?? (And not just there skin color). I would assume if you made that statement you could elaborate more on it:fear:
But I will say as of now, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt:unsure:

For one being Black isn't a life choice and so expecting special dispensation doesn't come off so much as just being an asshole.:unsure:

I'm sure at some point,somewhere Jews were an ethnic minority but now it's basically just a club like Hutterites or Hollywood lesbians.

shaina
08-09-2015, 09:13 AM
For one being Black isn't a life choice and so expecting special dispensation doesn't come off so much as just being an asshole.:unsure:
I'm sure at some point,somewhere Jews were an ethnic minority but now it's basically just a club like Hutterites or Hollywood lesbians.

I don't get your point nor understand what you are trying to say:whistling

Are you trying to say Jews are not sympathetic or complain a lot ??:rolleyes:
And are you also saying being a Jew today is like being part of the Jackson Five less Little Michael??:idunno:

And I watched that movie, and it was even too much Jewish shtick and mishegas for me. And I would rather watch reruns of Criminal Minds or Homeland, But thanks for the recommendation:noes:

PS. If you really did watch that whole movie yourself, I would have figured it broaden your horizons a wee bit more. That is from a Jewish point of view....:yup:

IdolEyes787
08-09-2015, 01:34 PM
I don't get your point nor understand what you are trying to say:whistling


And are you also saying being a Jew today is like being part of the Jackson Five less Little Michael??:idunno:



PS. If you really did watch that whole movie yourself, I would have figured it broaden your horizons a wee bit more. That is from a Jewish point of view....:yup:

I'm sort of like the Universe in that I have the capacity to be both beautiful and horrific but I don't really have any real point unless someone attaches one to me.

As for Wish I Was Here, no I didn't watch the whole movie as I bailed when I discovered the old guy wasn't in fact Mel or at least Albert Brooks and that I'm aphasic and Pink Floyd wasn't actually going to show up.

Well that and Josh Gad.:sick:*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Q80mk7bxE



*The actual problem with the movie is that this sort "dramedy" demands a certain sense of truth to it and Braff contented himself to write characters and not people if you know what I mean.

IdolEyes787
08-09-2015, 05:01 PM
PS. If you really did watch that whole movie yourself, I would have figured it broaden your horizons a wee bit more. That is from a Jewish point of view....:yup:

So what you are saying is that I shouldn't judge a man until I've walked a mile in his Jews.

shaina
08-10-2015, 12:26 AM
So what you are saying is that I shouldn't judge a man until I've walked a mile in his Jews.

For 40 years and for 40 nights, If you want to be a true biblical man:yup:

Something Else
08-17-2015, 05:37 AM
Dear Jew, Didgeridoo.

OlegL
08-20-2015, 03:09 AM
OP, I am Jewish.

shaina
08-20-2015, 03:51 AM
OP, I am Jewish.

Nice to know.....:)

megabyteme
08-20-2015, 05:34 AM
I knew you two would cross paths eventually. Dystopian Jew, meet Autistic Speculum Jew.

:stuart::shifty:

Or was that Dyslexic and Spectrum? I get confused sometimes. :whistling

shaina
08-20-2015, 06:01 AM
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that we have now crossed paths??

As far as I am concerned.... I don't know yet......

And you just can't resist an opportunity to use the J word :rolleyes: Good or bad (in this instance good I think:unsure:!)
And more bloody words i had to look up the meaning, just can't talk like a simpleton can you:whistling

megabyteme
08-20-2015, 07:58 AM
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that we have now crossed paths??

As far as I am concerned.... I don't know yet......

And you just can't resist an opportunity to use the J word :rolleyes: Good or bad (in this instance good I think:unsure:!)
And more bloody words i had to look up the meaning, just can't talk like a simpleton can you:whistling

Kinda hard to avoid the J-werd in a thread entitled 'Dear Jew', where two Jews are introducing themselves. :idunno:

Actually, Oleg was a frequent poster up until a few months ago. I suspect he disappeared in an earnest attempt to focus on his studies. Oleg has requested another Skype chat (we met face-to-face a couple years ago) and I can confirm that he is not a fictional character, but exactly as he presents himself. That was a surprise to a few people- including myself. :D

IdolEyes787
08-20-2015, 12:28 PM
.... and I can confirm that he is not a fictional character, but exactly as he presents himself. That was a surprise to a few people- including myself. :D

That's only if you dismiss the possibility that you too aren't full of horse shit which I haven't,Meg if Meg is even your name.

shaina
08-20-2015, 12:45 PM
That's only if you dismiss the possibility that you too aren't full of horse shit which I haven't,Meg if Meg is even your name.

If I am invited in the next Skype call, I will tell you if he looks Constipated :unsure: As for Meg or Maggie or Miyagi :unsure:

shaina
08-20-2015, 12:55 PM
Kinda hard to avoid the J-werd in a thread entitled 'Dear J'

Why?? Idol just did it:) I know you are better than that Meg or Maggie :unsure:

Again I can only go by some of his old post, and as far as I am Concerned Oleg is American :yup:.

PS. And a tread that was made not to target just one J in particular right??:rolleyes:

mjmacky
08-20-2015, 01:02 PM
we met face-to-face a couple years ago)

That I did not know. How? Why? Did you steal his password and put together your own Oleg script?

mjmacky
08-26-2015, 10:17 PM
we met face-to-face a couple years ago)

That I did not know. How? Why? Did you steal his password and put together your own Oleg script?
And a follow up question. Why won't he get a real job? The real reason.

IdolEyes787
08-26-2015, 11:03 PM
I assume because that's the only thing standing in the way of him being fired from it,shortly followed by a workplace massacre.

Sorry,that latest Virginia shooting is fresh on my mind and the killer sitting there planning it going "OK I'm already killing two human beings.What can I do to be even a bigger asshole about it?"

chalice
10-01-2015, 06:57 PM
OP, I am Jewish.

Well there you go, internets.

IdolEyes787
10-15-2015, 01:12 PM
Seeing I basically gave in and acquiesced to every concession shaina wanted and seeing it got me exactly nothing, what has life taught me?

Yeah,I came to the same conclusion.I pretty much got jewed.

IdolEyes787
10-15-2015, 09:46 PM
It’s never not the right time to blame the Jews.

shaina
10-20-2015, 06:24 AM
It’s never not the right time to blame the Jews.

Your problem is you blame everyone....:yup:...That is, except yourself....:idunno:

I guess that would be the positive vibe you send out...:01:
By the way, I like the new stars... They really suit you:)

Your pal Shay

IdolEyes787
10-20-2015, 12:56 PM
It’s never not the right time to blame the Jews.

Your problem is you blame everyone....:yup:...That is, except yourself....:idunno:

I guess that would be the positive vibe you send out...:01:
By the way, I like the new stars... They really suit you:)

Your pal Shay

No, as someone who should know better, I blame myself most of all.:mellow:

As as my brain keeps trying to tell me, "Grey matters".:mellow:

shaina
10-20-2015, 02:22 PM
No, as someone who should know better, I blame myself most of all.:mellow:
As as my brain keeps trying to tell me, "Grey matters".:mellow:

:lol: :lol: