Hoi dijon095andsomeothernumbers

[IdolEyes787]

Canada's Women's soccer team totally sucks balls and not in a good way like your Mum.

Seriously though they have no talent ,no imagination,make the most ludicrous passes to obviously covered people and have no support on the ball at all.

Thoughts or at least your approximation of thoughts?

[TheFoX]

Hoi dijon095 and so mother numbers



Does he have a mum? I thought he was produced from a test tube?

[IdolEyes787]

Lettuce consider that possibility.

[IdolEyes787]

Get it? "Lettuce" because of the produce.

No, I thought not.:sadwalk:

Anyway dijon, I went to incalculable time and effort to lettuce this thread so the least and I mean the absolute least you could do is respond.

Geez even Fox responded and he's a cunt.

[TheFoX]

Yes, I am useful.

[IdolEyes787]

No honestly I think you're great but then we've already established that I'm an idiot.:smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

Btw as no one ever bothers to respond to any of my serious comments if figured what the fuck I might as well at least have an approximation of fun then.

If you think this is flawed logic then maybe point me in right direction as long as it doesn't involve anything to do with tech.:smilie4:

Also keep the Grimbley to a minimum.

[megabyteme]

Grimbley is just the perfect straight man to your, well...not straight man.

Possibly too straight, if you ask me. :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

It's not gay if you beat each other off up afterwards :yup:

[dion09529]

Seriously though they have no talent ,no imagination,make the most ludicrous passes to obviously covered people and have no support on the ball at all.


I'm horrified to find out that you really watched those matches. Personally, unlike you who prove to be a connoisseur of women's football, I had no patience to watch a single match. Life is too short to watch such a filth. It's not my fault that canadians have agreed to organize an unwatchable, unsaleable competition.


http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/dec/26/zlatan-ibrahimovic-branded-boring-sad-womens-football-remarks


Still, beats hockey where the key of this sport is to skate after an unseeable puck.

Boi Idol78.....:happy:

[IdolEyes787]

What a twit and I mean both you and that Swedish guy.

That fact of the matter is that the best women are actually pretty good if lacking the power of the best men.The real problem is because of sexists like that footballer with the little penis, the number of women playing and thus the facilities available to them are much less than the men.Therefore the talent pool is much smaller and some of the matches really one sided.

If you look at basically any sport,even those requiring real strength and speed , the top women are at least on par with the middling men.You just don't like to admit that because you're a homo,homo.

[dion09529]

Anyway dijon, I went to incalculable time and effort to lettuce this thread so the least and I mean the absolute least you could do is respond.

I'm not a spammer. I post once or twice a day. :book:

[IdolEyes787]

Opinions are only spam to self involved internet idiots.

[dion09529]

You just don't like to admit that because you're a homo,homo.

Oops, you got me. I'm homo!
Satisfied?

[IdolEyes787]

No because you don't understand what I actually meant by it.

[dion09529]

Forgot to add that I'm really tight, so that would make me almost virgin.

[IdolEyes787]

You're also sort of stupid.:smilie4:

[dion09529]

Now that I've gained your trust could I have that FTN invite?

[IdolEyes787]

The site is closed I believe but if you want something else I'd be happy to oblige 'cus we're buds.:smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

It not a torrent site then how about some BCAAs.:smilie4:

[dion09529]

What's this?

[IdolEyes787]

You'll have to be a little more specific.
I'm sure you're pointing but it doesn't seem to help.

[dion09529]

BCAA http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv197/keralafriends/zinmag%20tribune/LEFT.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.poliquingroup.com/articlesmultimedia/articles/article/1088/ten_benefits_of_bcaas.aspx

[TheFoX]

Forgot to add that I'm really tight, so that would make me almost virgin.

You can only be a virgin if you have sexual organs, which you don't. I mean, you barely have a brain, so there is no way you'd have testicles now, is there?

[IdolEyes787]

Fox , you seem like a thoughtful individual.What do think about men's vs woman's sports?

[IdolEyes787]

.....

[TheFoX]

Fox , you seem like a thoughtful individual.What do think about men's vs woman's sports?


Some sports are best left to men, such as football and rugby, while women excel at other sports, such as mud wrestling and naked jogging.

[megabyteme]

You'll have to be a little more specific.
I'm sure you're pointing but it doesn't seem to help.

:lol::glag:

[Gribley]

It's not gay if you beat each other off up afterwards :yup:
Unless there are very heavy stick/crowbar involved then I`m am fairly sure me and Idol will never beat each other


"Grimbley" - that just doesn`t insult me anywhere near enough, I find it a good amateur play on the 'not real' word.

[IdolEyes787]

Unless there are very heavy stick/crowbar involved then I`m am fairly sure me and Idol will never beat each other


"Grimbley" - that just doesn`t insult me anywhere near enough, I find it a good amateur play on the 'not real' word.

God's own truth which you can choose to believe or not.

Until I just looked it up to me "gribley" was nothing more than a nonsensical word comprised of more than four letters.So in the context of this forum if I failed to properly process said nonsense then after a couple of initial views then my brain backburnered it and does what it does to pretty much everyone here,it started identifying you in terms of your avatar.So instead of conspiracy you can file this one under "honest mistake".

To better explain my absentmindedness maybe think in terms of street signs.
When one becomes familiar with where they are they basically discount the signs and navigate by landmarks..

Again apologizes for getting your fake name wrong, Gilbert.

[IdolEyes787]

Quick what are the last two digits in dijon's username?

[IdolEyes787]

Fox , you seem like a thoughtful individual.What do think about men's vs woman's sports?


Some sports are best left to men, such as football and rugby, while women excel at other sports, such as mud wrestling and naked jogging.

The one time I could have put up with a wall of text and suddenly he's John Oliver.:pinch:

[IdolEyes787]

Hoi dion, mate.

I know how you like me to keep you informed on what's going on with the Women's World Cup so some thoughts now that I'm a certified expert on what we fans call the beatific game.

First, the best way to watch it is to record the whole matchstick and then play it back at 16x speed.Only pause it when you see people in the stands applauding or if there is a closeup of a hot chick.
This way you skip over the 88 minutes when nothing is happening and still get to see the important stuff like goals and fights and tits.

Second, I hate the Canadian Women's team.
Apparently their only skill is being big and getting in people's way including mostly that of their own teammates.I wish them a swift and painful defeat so next time the people in charge realize me need more immigrants on the squad if we are ever going to have any chance of success.

Lastly I'm hoping for France. Mostly because they have the most skill and panache and are neither Germany or the US.

I would hope for England but I am currently at war with them and don't want to seen as a traitor.

[dion09529]

So you became a soccer boy expert. To be honest I wouldn't have expected that from you. I rather expect the canadian team to win the tournament :hooray:

[IdolEyes787]

You wouldn't say that if you'd actually seen them play.I honestly believe that it's not simply a phrase but they actually do have shit for brains. :mellow:

Unsurprisingly they play a style very similar to the US but lack the aggression in attack that let's the Americans compensate for what they give up in skill to a few other teams.

France and Germany are clearly the class of the field but unfortunately they are scheduled to face each other in their next game in the quarterfinals. The Americans would probably have a tougher time beating Germany as they are the bigger more physical team and so less vulnerable to the US's steamrolling.

[IdolEyes787]

Dijon, your confounding game of football has betrayed me.

France lost to Germany, a team apparently comprised entirely of transsexual serial; killers,even though they did not give up even one "real" type goal.

This penalty shot horse shit is horse shit when you can be called for one simply because somebody misses making a good strike on net and inadvertently misfires it off your arm which as bad luck would have it is attached to your body.
Maybe in sense of fair play they should amend the rule to only include intentional hand balls or else take my suggestion and the governing body proceed kill themselves en masse.

[megabyteme]

Where can I find this? http://imgur.com/gallery/q5LM1

[TheFoX]

Where can I find this? http://imgur.com/gallery/q5LM1

Try Florence, in Italy. In fact, the images look like they've been ripped straight out of Assassin's Creed.

[IdolEyes787]

161853



I thought it was San Quentin until I read the part about there being rules.

[dion09529]

Quick what are the last two digits in dijon's username?

I admit I had to scroll up the page to find out because i have chosen the numbers randomly.

[TheFoX]

Quick what are the last two digits in dijon's username?

I admit I had to scroll up the page to find out because i have chosen the numbers randomly.

Typical...

[megabyteme]

I admit I had to scroll up the page to find out because i have chosen the numbers randomly.

Typical...

We are talking about Dion here. Undoubtedly, he needs to check the note pinned on his shirt when asked how he spells his name. :mellow:

[dion09529]

Olivia the parrot predicts Japan to win Women´s World Cup

Japan will successfully defend their Women's World Cup title against United States in Vancouver on Sunday, after Olivia the parrot predicted on Friday.

In scenes reminiscent of Paul the Octopus at the men's FIFA World Cup in South Africa 2010, 10-year-old Olivia - a grey parrot - had little hesitation in selecting the Japanese flag over the American one at her home, the Nasu Animal Kingdom in Tochigi Prefecture, Japan.

Paul the Octopus correctly predicted all of Germany's seven matches at the 2010 World Cup, and Olivia has also showed her prowess so far.

For Japan's semi-final against England, she twice selected the English flag before changing her mind and eventually landing on the Rising Sun much to the joy of the locals.

The match was England's for the taking, until a late own goal sent Japan through 2-1 and proving Olivia a psychic.

[IdolEyes787]

Soccer is sometimes referred to as the cruelest sport.I always thought that meant the "It makes me want to kill myself from sheer boredom" but how teams undeserving of the win are winning games it seems I've been proven wrong.

[IdolEyes787]

I can also give you at least two reasons why I'd rather watch women's football then men's.

162018

[IdolEyes787]

Geez.Fox TV has a two hour preamble to the US vs Japan Women's FIFA final.:ermm:

If the grating nationalism wan't bad enough they just did a feature on Megan Rappinoe where one minute in she gives the big revelation that's she's gay.

162030

Which probably surprised a lot of blind people who didn't know she is involved with women's sports.

Point being somebody being gay doesn't offend me but somehow everyone suddenly having to say how accepting they are of this is.

Doesn't accepting something kinda means that to you it's no big deal?

I accept the fact that the sky is blue so I don't have to go around screaming to everyone that the sky is blue and I'm fine with it being so.

The current gay "acceptance" trend is just people patting themselves on the back over something they should be doing as a matter of fact.

[dion09529]

FIFA sanctions Yemen for fielding ineligible player

6 iulie 2015

Yemen have been hit with a sanction from FIFA for fielding an ineligible player during a World Cup qualifier with North Korea.

Defender Mudir Abdurabu Ali Al Radaei played in the game on June 11, which Yemen lost 1-0, despite being required to serve a one-match suspension.

FIFA has declared the match forfeited, awarding North Korea a 3-0 win and fining Yemen 6,000 Swiss Francs.

[dion09529]

Albania handed Serbia win after CAS overturns UEFA ruling

The Court of Arbitration for Sport has awarded Albania a 3-0 victory over Serbia, partially upholding the country's appeal against a UEFA ruling made in the aftermath of an abandoned Euro 2016 qualifier.
October's Group I fixture in Belgrade took place against a fractious political backdrop, and was ended shortly before half-time when a drone carrying a flag featuring Albanian national symbols entered the Partizan Stadium and hovered over the pitch. Serbia defender Stefan Mitrovic tried to pull the flag down, sparking an angry reaction from the Albania players while fans invaded the pitch. UEFA ruled Albania had refused to resume the match and handed Serbia the 3-0 win, only to deduct the latter three points and order their next two home qualifiers to be played behind closed doors. However, CAS has found that there was insufficient evidence to suggest referee Martin Atkinson had "issued a clear, direct and unconditional order to the players to resume the match on the basis of a definite decision that safety had been assured."
Albania have therefore been given the walkover victory and, based on that decision, leaves them on 10 points - level with second-placed Denmark. CAS has upheld the deduction of three points from Serbia, which would leave them on minus two points after five matches.

UEFA's fine of €100,000 for each nation has also been upheld.

[dion09529]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8q_yk28ACk&feature=player_embedded

[TheFoX]

:whistling

[dion09529]

In Beijing, USA men's 4 x 100m team has been disqualified. Canada took third place. :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

Never laugh at the misfortune of others else they be tempted to laugh at yours.

[dion09529]

https://www.facebook.com/113176215382061/videos/vb.113176215382061/1008942302472110/?type=2&theater

I think the matches will be played in Nuku'alofa
http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx136/dion_ava/Untitled_zpsa8m9i9gs.jpg
You can see the airport in southeastern of the island.


Stage 1 OFC Qualifiers Match Schedules

[dion09529]

Tonga - Cook Islands 0 - 3
Samoa - American Samoa 3 - 2

Ranking

1. Cook Islands........3-0 | 3 points
2. Samoa................3-2 | 3points
3. American Samoa...2-3 | 0 points
4. Tonga.................0-3 | 0 points

[IdolEyes787]

Yeah whatever.

http://www.iaaf.org/news/report/beijing-2015-women-5000m-final

Her final 3000 would have been the sixth fastest 3000 m ever run if done in a 3000 m race.

[dion09529]

It should count as a world record imho. I've seen a few finals in this Championship:

-women highjump, women's 5000 m, women's marathon (recorded cus the start was too early), women javelin, men's 4 x 100 m and 400 m, men's 5000 m, women's 4 x 400 m, men highjump and men's 1500 m.


Cook Islands-Samoa 1-0
Tonga-American Samoa 1-2

Ranking

1. Cook Islands........4-0 | 6 points
2. American Samoa...4-4 | 3 points
3. Samoa................3-3 | 3 points
4. Tonga.................1-5 | 0 points

[whatcdfan]

Quit it, it's uninteresting and not enjoyable. And is this the Idol I've known for years? Wow just Wow what a good low point you've selected to low yourself down to. Resurrect your self or retire.

[IdolEyes787]

And is this the Idol I've known for years?

Not to destroy your rich fantasy life but unless you're a guy named Al who lives next door to me I'm fairly sure we don't know each other.

Btw Al's a bit of an ass so if that's you Al then fuck off.

[shaina]

Not to destroy your rich fantasy life but unless you're a guy named Al who lives next door to me I'm fairly sure we don't know each other.
Btw Al's a bit of an ass so if that's you Al then fuck off.

:artist:

And I am now :batman: LOL!!

[IdolEyes787]

George Clooney Batman as opposed to Christian Bale Batman though.

[shaina]

George Clooney Batman as opposed to Christian Bale Batman though.

Nope.... I am not that pretty to pull it off:unsure:

:batman:

[megabyteme]

^Kilmer. Definitely...

[shaina]

^Kilmer. Definitely...

He sucked ass!! Heck I'd rather be Adam West (If you remember that far back:whistling) if you want to go that far.....

:batman:

[shaina]

And it would have been nice if someone wished me a Mazel-Tov having over 2000 posts :01:

:batman:

[dion09529]

Quit it, it's uninteresting and not enjoyable.

Fuck off! This stat is for me to know all results and rankings anytime.


Tonga-Samoa 0-3
American Samoa-Cook Islands 2-0

[dion09529]

Samoa has qualified for the second round of the OFC qualifying campaign for Russia 2018.
They'll play Tahiti, New Caledonia and Papua New Guinea in Group A of next year's tournament, with the top two teams in each group qualifying for the third round of World Cup qualifying.
New Zealand, Solomon Islands, Fiji and Vanuatu make up Group B.

[Something Else]

Thanks for changing your misspelled avatoire, shiner.

[dion09529]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dion09529]

Russia 2018 World Cup - CONCACAF Qualification:: 3rd round (first leg)


Saint Vincent and The Grenadines-Aruba 2-0
Grenada-Haiti 1-3
Curacao-El Salvador 0-1
Canada-Belize 3-0*
Antigua and Barbuda-Guatemala 1-0
Jamaica-Nicaragua 2-3

*Tosaint Ricketts scored twice and Atiba Hutchinson added a late third goal as Canada beat underdogs Belize 3-0 in Toronto on Friday.
Canada will be expected to finish off the job in Belmopan and join Mexico, Honduras and the winner of the El Salvador against Curacao in a robin-round group phase for round four.

[IdolEyes787]

Dijon, I've noticed that over the years a lot of forum members have disappeared.Have you been killing and eating them?

If so I really feel bad for your stomach.

[dion09529]

I'd have never thought you have a low opinion about FST members.

[IdolEyes787]

Former members.

It's like sports or politics or love, as soon as they are no longer on the team it's totally reasonably to sneak up behind them and rabbit punch them in the back of the head.

Actually I think that's an actual rule.

[anon]

Dijon, I've noticed that over the years a lot of forum members have disappeared.Have you been killing and eating them?

If so I really feel bad for your stomach.

Gray stars? Is this the end of "retarded staff" jokes? :blink:

[megabyteme]

How do we know the forum is real if Idol's stars aren't real? :O

[megabyteme]

I say respect to Dijon where respect is due...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_VmoAOZtY

[IdolEyes787]

Dijon, I've noticed that over the years a lot of forum members have disappeared.Have you been killing and eating them?

If so I really feel bad for your stomach.

Gray stars? Is this the end of "retarded staff" jokes? :blink:

No seriously what the fuck?

Unless this is an universal action to demote all "retired staff" back to "veteran" which up to this point I see zero evidence of, then I can only assume that it's some sort of petty personal punishment, in which case if it's all the same to you I'd rather be outright banned than you thinking you can just rewrite history because the internet has no checks and balances against gay tyrants. :)

I'm now posting this verbatim in the Report Section so I'm sure that someone will at least see it.

[IdolEyes787]

Gray stars? Is this the end of "retarded staff" jokes? :blink:

Yeah but it opens up new possibilities of gay star jokes so cup half full.

[anon]

I'm now posting this verbatim in the Report Section so I'm sure that someone will at least see it.

I think the 0% chance remains unmodified there.


Yeah but it opens up new possibilities of gay star jokes so cup half full.

That may have been what RealitY wanted all along :smilie4:

[dion09529]

Former members.

It's like sports or politics or love, as soon as they are no longer on the team it's totally reasonably to sneak up behind them and rabbit punch them in the back of the head.

Actually I think that's an actual rule.

oh, you mean The Martinator, Cabalo, n00bzor, anon (not today's anon), cinephilia, Chief_Garbonzo?

[megabyteme]

Former members.

It's like sports or politics or love, as soon as they are no longer on the team it's totally reasonably to sneak up behind them and rabbit punch them in the back of the head.

Actually I think that's an actual rule.

oh, you mean The Martinator, Cabalo, n00bzor, anon (not today's anon), cinephilia, Chief_Garbonzo?

There has only been one anon- if there were two, 'today's' anon eliminated all traces of earlier anon...silently. :ninja:

[anon]

anon (not today's anon)

Unless you elaborate, I'm going to assume you're subtly praising my self-actualization skills.

[dion09529]

That's because I'm too subtly, but the high expectations I have of you, you should know the truth about the true anon. Today's anon has no talent, no charisma, no personality. It's like talking on a dead phone.

meg, I love you, but this time you don't know what you're talkin about. <_<

[IdolEyes787]

Today's anon has no talent, no charisma, no personality. It's like talking on a dead phone.



A government should reflect it's people.:)

Also no talent,no personality and no charisma would mean that anon is a dupe of Beck38 and until he starts making fourteen paragraph posts about running newsbin farms there's no way I'm believing that.:no:

Unrelated unintentionally hilarious 80's training montage.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIp7H5-l56E

[megabyteme]

[QUOTE=dion09529;3774026]That's because I'm too subtly, but the high expectations I have of you, you should know the truth about the true anon. Today's anon has no talent, no charisma, no personality. It's like talking on a dead phone.

meg, I love you, but this time you don't know what you're talkin about.

[IdolEyes787]

That's because I'm too subtly ...

No you're just the right amount of subtly.:unsure:

[dion09529]

AFRICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - First stage - First leg

Today

Comoros-Lesotho 0-0
Seychelles-Burundi 0-1
Tanzania-Malawi 2-0
South Sudan-Mauritania 1-1 (The game was interrupted due to heavy rain after only 10 minutes played and will resume tomorrow at 11:00 local time.)
Mauritius-Kenya 2-5


October 8

Sao Tome and Principe-Ethiopia
Liberia-Guinea-Bissau


October 9

Somalia-Niger
Djibouti-Swaziland
Gambia-Namibia


October 10

Central African Republic-Madagascar
Eritrea-Botswana
Chad-Sierra Leone



ASIA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage

October 8

Group A
Timor-Leste - Palestine
Saudi Arabia-U.A.E.

Group B
Jordan-Australia
Kyrgyzstan-Tajikistan

Group C
Bhutan-Maldives
Qatar-China

Group D
Turkmenistan-India
Oman-Iran

Group E
Singapore-Afghanistan
Syria-Japan

Group F
Vietnam-Iraq

Group G
Myanmar-Lebanon
Kuwait-South Korea

Group H
North Korea-Philippines
Bahrain-Uzbekistan



CONMEBOL: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage*

October 8

Bolivia-Uruguay
Colombia-Peru
Venezuela-Paraguay
Chile-Brazil
Argentina-Ecuador


*

[IdolEyes787]

Almost makes me long for someone to come up behind me and stick a crowbar through the base of my skull.

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPHnqI13vPk

Barely exaggerating when I say he almost dies a half dozen times.Doesn't even show the best one where with 3.7 km to go he gets fucked up in a corner by a couple of traffic islands and almost t-bones a parked delivery truck.

In football the only time anyone almost dies is in the stands. :no:

[dion09529]

Almost makes me long for someone to come up behind me and stick a crowbar through the base of my skull.

Is it that bad?

[IdolEyes787]

I'm just joshing with you 'cause I'm an irrepressible imp.

OK I might have been serious about Comoros-Lesotho.

[IdolEyes787]

I mean at some point "qualifying" becomes absurd and that's presumably why NHL playoffs forego having pee-wee teams involved in them.

[dion09529]

AFRICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - First stage - First leg



October 8

Sao Tome and Principe-Ethiopia 1-0
Liberia-Guinea-Bissau 1-1
South Sudan-Mauritania 1-1 (The game was interrupted on 7 October due to bad weather conditions after only 10 minutes when the result was 1-1. For 80 minutes nothing had happen!)


October 9

Somalia-Niger 0-2
Djibouti-Swaziland 0-6
Gambia-Namibia 1-1


October 10

Central African Republic-Madagascar 0-3
Eritrea-Botswana 0-2
Chad-Sierra Leone 1-0



ASIA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage

October 8

Group A
Timor-Leste - Palestine 1-1
Saudi Arabia-U.A.E. 2-1

Group B
Jordan-Australia 2-0
Kyrgyzstan-Tajikistan 2-2

Group C
Bhutan-Maldives 3-4
Qatar-China 1-0

Group D
Turkmenistan-India 2-1
Oman-Iran 1-1

Group E
Singapore-Afghanistan 1-0
Syria-Japan 0-3

Group F
Vietnam-Iraq 1-1

Group G
Myanmar-Lebanon 0-2
Kuwait-South Korea 0-1

Group H
North Korea-Philippines 0-0
Bahrain-Uzbekistan 0-4



CONMEBOL: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage

October 8

Bolivia-Uruguay 0-2
Colombia-Peru 2-0
Venezuela-Paraguay 0-1
Chile-Brazil 2-0
Argentina-Ecuador 0-2

[dion09529]

AFRICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - First round - Second leg



October 11

Malawi-Tanzania 1-0 (first leg 0-2)
Ethiopia-Sao Tome and Principe 3-0 (0-1)
Kenya-Mauritius 0-0 (5-2)

October 13

Madagascar-Central African Republic 2-2 (3-0)
Burundi-Seychelles 2-0 (1-0)
Namibia-Gambia 2-1 (1-1)
Sierra Leone-Chad 2-1(0-1)
Niger-Somalia 4-0 (2-0)
Guinea-Bissau-Liberia 1-3(1-1)
Lesotho-Comoros 1-1 (0-0)
Mauritania-South Sudan 4-0 (1-1)
Botswana-Eritrea 3-1 (2-0)

Swaziland-Djibouti
The 2018 preliminary round World Cup qualifier between Swaziland and Djibouti scheduled for Tuesday has been moved at least to either Wednesday or Thursday.
The Swazi Observer reports that the game has been postponed due to the inability of Djibouti's national team to arrive on time for the game.
Djibouti failed to secure their transit visas on time which saw them staying in Nairobi for the past two days.
En savoir plus sur http://www.completesportsnigeria.com/swaziland-djibouti-wcup-qualifier-postponed/#Wx0XoZgQktWt4qc4.99

*bold teams have qualified for the next round

Second Round
The 13 Round One winners will then join the remaining 27 PMAs in Round Two.
The 40 teams will be paired into 20 home-and-away series.


November 9-17

Niger-Cameroon
Mauritania-Tunisia
Namibia-Guinea
Ethiopia-Congo
Chad-Egypt
Comoros-Ghana
Djibouti/Swaziland-Nigeria
Botswana-Mali
Burundi-DR Congo
Liberia-Ivory Coast
Madagascar-Senegal
Kenya-Cape Verde
Tanzania-Algeria
Sudan-Zambia
Libya-Rwanda
Morocco-Equatorial Guinea
Mozambic-Gabon
Benin-Burkina Faso
Togo-Uganda
Angola-South Africa




ASIA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage


October 13

Group A
Timor-Leste - Malaysia 0-1

Group B
Jordan-Tajikistan 3-0
Kyrgyzstan-Bangladesh 2-0

Group C
Bhutan-Hong Kong 0-1
Qatar-Maldives 4-0

Group D
Turkmenistan-Guam 1-0
Oman-India 3-0

Group E
Singapore-Cambodia 2-1
Syria-Afghanistan 5-2

Group F
Vietnam-Thailand 0-3

Group G
Myanmar-Laos 3-1
Kuwait-Lebanon 0-0

Group H
North Korea-Yemen 1-0
Bahrain-Philippines 2-0

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[IdolEyes787]

Grand Fenwick - Tomainia 1-1

[dion09529]

https://www.facebook.com/ecobicycle/videos/1040273155997355/

[dion09529]

These are a few photos of my summer vacation and recent days.

[JPaul]

I take it you were in Canadia.

[IdolEyes787]

Couldn't have been as there's not a single Tim Horton's in any of those pictures.

[JPaul]

Any married ones

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[dion09529]

And these are two videos of my trip. Also you can see my shadow. :)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEqra9GofwI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx-FJ0A6BW8

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx-FJ0A6BW8

Once more demonstrating that you seem to unintentionally live your life against the traffic.

I'm not yet quite bored enough to watch the whole thing but I assume the video cuts out after you run over some children and are nearly beaten to death by some irate soccer moms.

Btw somebody really needs to inform that city's public works that a road seems to be trying to grow over all those carefully engineered cracks.:mellow:

[dion09529]

The authorities have been already informed about the cracks, but unfortunately my lil village has other priorities.

You haven't said anything about the dog with the stick.

[JPaul]

You went on holiday in the village you live in.

Is that really a holiday per se.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm not yet quite bored enough to watch the whole thing ....

If you like to get more people to watch it on YouTube though I can maybe help.

Since I work as a publicist for Vin Diesel I obviously am an expert on tricking people into watching horrible,terrible, worthless shit.
Therefore I'd strongly suggest punching up the title into something more exciting like "Tits.Yes I Said Tits" or "One Man's Quest to be Wrong All of the Time Vs Zombies".
Just don't use The Last Witch Hunter because that's already taken I don't want to have to sue you.

[dion09529]

You went on holiday in the village you live in.

Is that really a holiday per se.

Yes, cus my village is quite remote full of wild fauna as deers, hedgehogs, bears, badgers, wolfs, turtles and seagulls. To reach my village is imperative to own a 4x4 car because the roads are almost always under construction due to landslides.




If you like to get more people to watch it on YouTube though I can maybe help.

Since I work as a publicist for Vin Diesel I obviously am an expert on tricking people into watching horrible,terrible, worthless shit.
Therefore I'd strongly suggest punching up the title into something more exciting like "Tits.Yes I Said Tits" or "One Man's Quest to be Wrong All of the Time Vs Zombies".
Just don't use The Last Witch Hunter because that's already taken I don't want to have to sue you.

Nice tip, Idol. I'll keep this in mind. :)

[JPaul]

So there's no way you could get about on, oh I don't know, a bike or something else.

[IdolEyes787]

To reach my village is imperative to own a 4x4 car because the roads are almost always under construction due to landslidesmines.



At least now there's a reason that you don't have a leg to stand on.

[JPaul]

Why would anyone stand on a leg.

This plaice is mental.

[mjmacky]

Why would anyone stand on a leg.

This plaice is mental.
Shall we get physical, physical?
Do you want to get physical?
Do you want to hear my body talk?

[JPaul]

Unless you look like this, and I mean exactly like this, then no.

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[IdolEyes787]

You English with your Sopwith Camels and witty wordplay.No wonder you were able to beat the Jerries.

[mjmacky]

Unless you look like this, and I mean exactly like this, then no.

Are you sure?

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[JPaul]

I'll have to think about it.

[JPaul]

You English with your Sopwith Camels and witty wordplay.No wonder you were able to beat the Jerries.

We could never have done it without you Merkins joining in for the last 5 minutes.

[IdolEyes787]

You English with your Sopwith Camels and witty wordplay.No wonder you were able to beat the Jerries.

We could never have done it without you Merkins joining in for the last 5 minutes.

Think of it like when Robert DeNiro has a tiny cameo in a film but he is still given top billing.Maybe it will hurt less.

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpvHeTsgdUk

[JPaul]

We could never have done it without you Merkins joining in for the last 5 minutes.

Think of it like when Robert DeNiro has a tiny cameo in a film but he is still given top billing.Maybe it will hurt less.

I don't think I ever saw him just appear during the credits though.

[IdolEyes787]

He was there for the curtain call and that's the important thing.

Anyway who got credit and who may have used chocolate to procure sex from half-starved English/Dutch/Belgian women and which Yank may actually be your true grandfather ain't nearly as important the fact the World has had peace since 1945.

[JPaul]

That's the big problem with wars, you just can't get peas.

[dion09529]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmrAcb8Xmo

[IdolEyes787]

Nice try but the words "Nicky Minja" and "Gangnam style" are not actual selling points unless you also include the words "die horrible deaths".

[shaina]

Nice try but the words "Nicky Minja" and "Gangnam style" are not actual selling points unless you also include the words "die horrible deaths".

:lol::lol::lol:

[JPaul]

I agree with Shania, (wee smillie face x 3)

[IdolEyes787]

:lol:


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[dion09529]

ASIA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage

November 9

Group A
Palestine-Saudi Arabia 0-0


November 12

Group A
Palestine-Malaysia 6-0
U.A.E.-East Timor 8-0

Group B
Australia-Kyrgyzstan 3-0
Tajikistan-Bangladesh 5-0

Group C
China-Bhutan 12-0
Maldives-Hong Kong 0-1

Group D
Iran-Turkmenistan 3-1
India-Guam 1-0

Group E
Afghanistan-Cambodia 3-0
Singapore-Japan 0-3

Group F
Thailand-Chinese Taipei 4-2

Group G
South Korea-Myanmar 4-0
Lebanon-Laos 7-0

Group H
Philippines-Yemen 0-1
Uzbekistan-North Korea 3-1

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[Snee]

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And now you know.

[Something Else]

Hoi. That could have been in the beard thread.

[Snee]

And how.

[JPaul]

Cross thread references ftw.

So long as it isn't a self tapping cross thread reference obviousement.

[dion09529]

https://www.facebook.com/ultimatebrown.2/videos/999785720071497/

[dion09529]

SOUTH AMERICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage

November 12

Bolivia-Venezuela 4-2
Ecuador-Uruguay 2-1

November 13
Chile-Colombia 1-1
Argentina-Brazil 1-1
Peru-Paraguay 1-0

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx136/dion_ava/Untitled_zpswkvhucmg.jpg




NORTH & CENTRAL AMERICA: World Cup - Qualification - Group stage


November 13

Group A
Mexico-El Salvador 3-0
Canada-Honduras 1-0

Group B
Costa Rica-Haiti 1-0
Jamaica-Panama 0-2

Group C
USA-Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 6-1
Guatemala-Trinidad & Tobago 1-2

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx136/dion_ava/Untitled7_zpspje8lsql.jpg

[Something Else]

Are you an RSS feed, or something else.

[JPaul]

If you type RSS into a google (if you half won installed) you get this.

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True Story

[JPaul]

To be fair I've got quite an old google, I've had this PC since the late 1940's.

It was second hand then.

I think it's army surplus stock.

[Something Else]

Colonial to the max.

[JPaul]

Indeed.

It's particularly impressive that they all have an invisible dwarf to lean on.

[Something Else]

:lol: :earl:

That picture could easily be used in a Have I Got News For You caption competition.

How far have you had it up to with the British invaders.

[dion09529]

AFRICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Second stage - First leg



November 11

Mozambique-Gabon 1-0
Sudan-Zambia 0-1


November 12

Burundi-DR Congo 2-3
Namibia- Guinea 0-1
Benin-Burkina Faso 2-1
Togo-Uganda 0-1
Morocco-Equatorial Guinea 2-0


November 13

Madagascar-Senegal 2-2
Comoros-Ghana 0-0
Kenya-Cape Verde 1-0
Libya-Rwanda 1-0
Angola-South Africa 1-3
Niger-Cameroon 0-3
Liberia-Ivory Coast 0-1
Mauritania-Tunisia 1-2
Swaziland-Nigeria 0-0


November 14

Ethiopia-Congo 3-4
Tanzania-Algeria 2-2
Botswana-Mali 2-1
Chad-Egypt 1-0

[JPaul]

:lol: :earl:

That picture could easily be used in a Have I Got News For You caption competition.

How far have you had it up to with the British invaders.

I think if you look far enough back my family are British invaders.

As I understand it we were part of the Norman conquest thing, only went to Ireland rather than England.

That's an interesting concept now I think about it. the British empire was actually created by the French, having overthrown the indigenous Saxons originally.

My folk just went to Ireland at the same time, enjoyed the craic and got pished.

So not much has changed if I'm honest.

[Something Else]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMhWB95ldQ

[dion09529]

AFRICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Second stage - Second leg

November 14

Gabon-Mozambique 1-0 (0-1 first leg, 4-3 after penalty shootout)


November 15

Uganda-Togo 3-0 (1-0)
Zambia-Sudan 2-0 (1-0)
D.R. Congo-Burundi 2-2 (3-2)
Equatorial Guinea-Morocco 1-0 (0-2)
Guinea-Namibia 2-0 (1-0)


November 17

Congo-Ethiopia 2-1 (4-3)
Ghana-Comoros 2-0 (0-0)
Nigeria-Swaziland 2-0 (0-0)
Cameroon-Niger 0-0 (3-0)
Rwanda-Libya 1-3 (0-1)
Egypt-Chad 4-0 (0-1)
Ivory Coast-Liberia 3-0 (1-0)
Tunisia-Mauritania 2-1 (2-1)
South Africa-Angola 1-0 (3-1)
Burkina Faso-Benin 2-0 (1-2)
Algeria-Tanzania 7-0 (2-2)
Cape Verde-Kenya 2-0 (0-1)
Mali-Botswana 2-0 (1-2)
Senegal-Madagascar 3-0 (2-2)



*Bold teams have qualified for the next round.



ASIA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage

November 17

Group A
Timor-Leste-Saudi Arabia 0-10
Malaysia-U.A.E. 1-2

Group B
Bangladesh-Australia 0-4
Kyrgyzstan-Jordan 1-0

Group C
Bhutan-Qatar 0-3
Hong Kong-China 0-0

Group D
Guam-Iran 0-6
Turkmenistan-Oman 2-1

Group E
Singapore-Syria 1-2
Cambodia-Japan 0-2

Group F
Taiwan-Iraq 0-2

Group G
Laos-South Korea 0-5

Group H
North Korea-Bahrain 2-0
Yemen-Uzbekistan 1-3


Kuwait's World Cup qualifier with Myanmar postponed

FIFA has postponed Kuwait's next World Cup qualifying match because their federation is suspended from international football for government interference.

Kuwait were to play at Myanmar in neutral Bangkok, Thailand, on Tuesday in an Asian qualifying group.

FIFA said that, taking into account the suspension, the match "cannot take place."

The ban was imposed last month after the FIFA Executive Committee -- including Kuwaiti royal Sheikh Ahmad Al-Fahad Al-Sabah -- set Kuwait a deadline to change its sports law. The IOC also suspended Kuwait.

It is unclear when the postponed match can be played. Kuwait already have two qualifiers scheduled in March when the current group phase ends.

Kuwait are second behind South Korea in Group G. Eight group winners and the four best runners-up advance to the next round.

http://i.imgur.com/TP8As1M.jpg
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SOUTH AMERICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage


November 17

Colombia-Argentina 0-1
Venezuela-Ecuador 1-3
Paraguay-Bolivia 2-1
Uruguay-Chile 3-0
Brazil-Peru 3-0

http://i.imgur.com/Vc75hoJ.jpg


NORTH & CENTRAL AMERICA: World Cup - Qualification - Group stage


November 17

Group A
Honduras-Mexico 0-2
El Salvador-Canada 0-0

Group B
Haiti-Jamaica 0-1
Panama-Costa Rica 1-2

Group C
Saint Vincent and The Grenadines-Guatemala 0-4
Trinidad and Tobago-USA 0-0

http://i.imgur.com/lAXMTXo.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJEt2KU33I

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/politics/2014/02/sochi-olympics-russia-corruption

Let's connect the dots.

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr6ar3xJL_Q

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Csi_BEgL_U

[dion09529]

I really can't remember when I laughed so much. Thanks Idol for a great evening :lol:

More news about FIFA:


FIFA rejects Blatter and Platini appeals

FIFA's Appeal Committee has rejected the appeals lodged by Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini against the 90-day suspensions imposed by the Ethics Committee.

President Blatter and vice-president Platini were handed the provisional bans in early October over a "disloyal payment" made to the Frenchman in 2011.

Both deny any wrongdoing and appealed their cases with world football's governing body, but have been unsuccessful in overturning the sanctions.

A FIFA statement read: "The FIFA Appeal Committee has today rejected in full the appeals lodged by Joseph S. Blatter and Michel Platini and confirmed in their entirety the respective decisions concerning provisional measures taken by the adjudicatory chamber of the independent Ethics Committee.



Blatter lawyer: No evidence of ´improper motivation´ in Platini agreement

Sepp Blatter's lawyer Richard Cullen claims there is "no evidence of any improper motivation" in an agreement between FIFA and Michel Platini which resulted in the pair being banned from all football-related activities.

FIFA president Blatter and vice-president Platini were handed 90-day suspensions by the Ethics Commission in early October over a "disloyal payment" made to the Frenchman in 2011.

The pair deny any wrongdoing but had their appeals against the bans rejected by FIFA's Appeal Committee on Wednesday.

Blatter's lawyer revealed they will press forward with attempts to clear the outgoing president's name and claimed there is no evidence to support allegations of wrongdoing.

[dion09529]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=885987718088088

[megabyteme]

John Oliver is currently my favorite news source.

[IdolEyes787]

Two minutes long and foreign.Basically describes your sex life.

[IdolEyes787]

John Oliver is currently my favorite news source.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knbw0gJHHBk

[megabyteme]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=885987718088088

Do Romanians ever pay for anything? I pretty much picture a land where businesses steal from neighboring countries, people shoplift those items from the stores, then steal a car on the way home. And by 'home', I mean any building that someone happened to have vacated so they could go shoplifting. :idunno:

[megabyteme]

John Oliver is currently my favorite news source.

[video=BRILLENT!]

Gold. :happy:

[whatcdfan]

Do Romanians ever pay for anything? I pretty much picture a land where businesses steal from neighboring countries, people shoplift those items from the stores, then steal a car on the way home. And by 'home', I mean any building that someone happened to have vacated so they could go shoplifting. :idunno:

Actually it's other way around, currently their fertile land is being sucked up the corporations in the west at the grand scale. And this scam is not limited to Romania.

[dion09529]

Do you want him on Montreal Canadians?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luzmbE4foL0

[IdolEyes787]

Mary wants me to tell you that it's "Canadiens" because he's apparently the smartest one here.

[mjmacky]

Mary wants me to tell you that it's "Canadiens" because he's apparently the smartest one here.
Kanatiens

[mjmacky]

Every once in awhile I'll pull that card to make a point. In this case, I just wanted to make sure the card didn't go stale. They're abstract, so I'm not exactly sure how cards work.

[IdolEyes787]

The Senators play in Kanata so I don't know what you're talking aboot.

[mjmacky]

The Senators play in Kanata so I don't know what you're talking aboot.

In Ottawa, are they able to agree on whether or not the puck and stick should make contact?

[IdolEyes787]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Thompson_(Canadian_politician)

Notable since he attended the Senate only fourteen times in eleven years, resided in Mexico and when faced with expulsion he was given the option of resigning so my taxes could still provide him with his $50k a year pension.

Also for having chronic "bad health" he somehow has managed to live to at this writing , 91.:mellow:

That's a a long way of saying "no" to your question.

[IdolEyes787]

All in all, still better than almost all the people you have running for President though.

[megabyteme]

Do Romanians ever pay for anything? I pretty much picture a land where businesses steal from neighboring countries, people shoplift those items from the stores, then steal a car on the way home. And by 'home', I mean any building that someone happened to have vacated so they could go shoplifting. :idunno:

Actually it's other way around, currently their fertile land is being sucked up the corporations in the west at the grand scale. And this scam is not limited to Romania.

I'm a little late in responding to this, but if we want vampires, this is how we'll get vampires. :fear: One does not merely begin disturbing grounds in Romania...

[dion09529]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFyCYVbu0hAQc4b0Q/200w.gif

[dion09529]

https://www.facebook.com/SilviaSaintOfficial/videos/1027070197351411/

[IdolEyes787]

See it's like this capoeira video. It might be cool and all but it really means nothing until you actually shut and and hit someone.:mellow:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHshU-8h6qA

[IdolEyes787]

Seriously though, this chick should be making at least as much as that Messi homo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzKmtj6qH2w

[IdolEyes787]

Fucking Arabs, right?

[megabyteme]

Seriously though, this chick should be making at least as much as that Messi homo.

[video=She's naked under her gi]

If Ninjas are so great, how come you never see them in UFC? :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

Ask and you will receive.

Except in real life.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGwi8JLckkM

[IdolEyes787]

10'15''.
I do all the work so that you don't have to, just like your wife.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCg3bpdfc7g

[IdolEyes787]

The thing about ninjas is that they're sneaky.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=92f_1454500410

[dion09529]

Infantino elected to replace Blatter: How the FIFA scandal unfolded



Gianni Infantino was elected as the new FIFA president on Friday - the latest chapter in a tumultuous nine months for world football's governing body.

With a corruption scandal engulfing the organisation, Sepp Blatter announced his planned resignation before being banned from all football-related activities for eight years after allegations of a "disloyal payment" made to Michel Platini.

UEFA president Platini, previously a contender to replace Blatter in the top job at FIFA, was also banned for eight years - both suspensions were reduced to six years after an appeal this week - as the sport was shaken to its very core.

Here, we look at how events unfolded leading up to Friday's election victory for Infantino.



May 27: Swiss authorities arrest seven top FIFA officials, including vice-presidents Jeffrey Webb and Eugenio Figueredo, as part of a United States investigation into alleged widespread corruption throughout the organisation.

May 29: Despite the ensuing unrest from the raids, Blatter is re-elected as president for a fifth term after Prince Ali Bin al-Hussein withdraws ahead of the second round of voting.

June 1: US authorities claim FIFA secretary general Jerome Valcke paid $10million in conjunction with ex-FIFA executive committee member Jack Warner in a trade for votes for South Africa's bid to host the 2010 World Cup.

June 2: Blatter announces his decision to resign, calling for elections to determine his successor – later confirmed for February 26, 2016.

June 3: Former FIFA executive and CONCACAF secretary general Chuck Blazer admits taking bribes for South Africa to host the World Cup in 2010. He is later handed a lifetime ban from all football-related activity.

July 20: Simon Brodkin, a British comedian, showers Blatter with fake money during a news conference.

July 24: Valcke announces his intention to resign as secretary general in February.

July 29: Platini announces his candidacy to replace the outgoing Blatter in the next elections.

August 7: An internal investigation into the corruption allegations is launched by FIFA.

September 9: Prince Ali announces he will run for the presidency.

September 25: Criminal proceedings are opened against Blatter by Swiss prosecutors in regard to an alleged "disloyal payment" made to Platini in 2011, though the pair deny any wrongdoing.

October 8: Blatter and Platini are handed provisional 90-day bans from all football-related activities.

October 9: The Swiss petitions the FIFA Appeals Committee in a bid to have his suspension annulled.

October 10: The UEFA chief follows suit and files his appeal, hoping to salvage his bid for presidency.

October 16: Blatter discloses details of a two million Swiss francs payment to Platini in 2011 for work carried out for FIFA, the reason behind their bans.

October 19: Platini admits a lack of a written contract for the payment in an interview with Le Monde, insisting it was instead "a gentleman's agreement".

October 28: In comments to Russian news agency TASS, Blatter blames the Frenchman for the scandal, claiming a "personal attack" and UEFA-led changes in the 2022 World Cup bidding process were at the root of the corruption allegations.

November 11: Outgoing president Blatter is admitted to hospital following stress-related issues.

November 12: The five candidates for February's presidential elections are confirmed by FIFA, with Platini and Liberia Football Association chairman Musa Bility not included - the latter after failing an integrity check. The candidates are Prince Ali, Jerome Champagne, Gianni Infantino, Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa and Tokyo Sexwale.

November 18: Blatter and Platini's bans are upheld by the the FIFA Appeals Committee. The former's lawyer claims there is no evidence of "improper motivation" for the payment made to the Frenchman.

November 20: Platini files an appeal with the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) in a bid to overturn the decision so he can begin campaigning in the presidential race.

November 23: The adjudicatory chamber of the Independent Ethics Committee opens formal proceedings against the pair.

December 7: A BBC investigation links Blatter to a $100million bribery scandal, with sports marketing company ISL allegedly paying former FIFA officials Ricardo Teixeira and Joao Havelange for television and marketing rights in 1990s, asserting the Swiss had knowledge of the situation.

December 15: Blatter issues an open letter likening the Ethics Committee proceedings against him to "the Inquisition".

December 17: Blatter's lawyer states his belief the suspension should be lifted following a hearing with the Ethics Committee.

December 21: FIFA's Ethics Committee announces eight-year bans from all football-related activities for Blatter and Platini. The outgoing president confirms his decision to launch an appeal with FIFA Committee and CAS.

January 25: Sexwale is asked to explain his "low-profile" presidential campaign by the South African Football Association.

February 12: Valcke is banned from all football-related activity for 12 years.

February 15: Platini vows to clear his name at an appeal hearing. Blatter does the same three days later.

February 18: FIFA Ethics Committee calls for lifelong bans for former CONMEBOL vice-presidents Luis Bedoya and Sergio Jadue, who had earlier pleaded guilty to racketeering conspiracy and wire fraud conspiracy.

February 19: In an interview with The Times, Blatter insists Qatar did not buy the 2022 World Cup.

February 23: Prince Ali appeals to CAS to have Friday's elections suspended, after his request for transparent voting booths to be used was refused. CAS subsequently rejects the appeal.

February 24: FIFA dismisses appeals from Blatter and Platini against their suspensions from football-related activities, but reduces both bans from eight to six years. The Ethics Committee also opens proceedings against Bedoya and Jadue.

February 26: Gianni Infantino is elected the new president of FIFA after securing 115 votes in the second round of the election in Zurich, beating favourite Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa to succeed Blatter in the top job. :yahoo:

[dion09529]

https://www.facebook.com/alain.coenen.75/videos/418357161708437/

:lol:

[dion09529]

FIFA boss Gianni Infantino commits to developing football in South Sudan


http://i.imgur.com/2bogFpL.jpg

Fifa President Gianni Infantino (left) dances as he attends the inauguration of the office of the South Sudanese Football Association in Juba on Wednesday




On his maiden visit to Africa as FIFA President, Gianni Infantino was in South Sudan on Wednesday afternoon where he did commit to developing the game of football in the war torn state.
Infantino was speaking at the official inauguration of the South Sudan Football Association (SSFA) offices in the capital Juba.

"There is a lot of work to be done; it is not at the standard that it has to be. South Sudan is one of my key elements in my campaign and program to help develop football. We will come up with something concrete that people of South Sudan will be proud of"

Infantino who was quoted by Daily Nation, will also be the chief guest of at South Sudan’s Africa Cup of Nations Qualifier against Benin on Wednesday
Officials dressed Infantino in traditional robes and made him dance before later presenting him with a cake to celebrate his 46th birthday.

"It is a great pleasure for me to be here today in Juba. The first of many projects to come, for the development of football here in South Sudan" Infantino said after cutting a ribbon to mark its opening of the SSFA offices

He, also met with South Sudan President Salva Kiir, and did promise to develop football in a country left in ruins after decades of war.
His next stop will be Ethiopia on the invitation of the Ethiopian Football Federation on his first official international visit that started earlier this month in the United Kingdom.

[dion09529]

ASIA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage


March 24

Group A
U.A.E.-Palestine 2-0
Saudi Arabia-Malaysia 2-0

Group B
Australia-Tajikistan 7-0
Jordan-Bangladesh 8-0

Group C
China-Maldives 4-0
Qatar-Hong Kong 2-0

Group D
Iran-India 4-0
Oman-Guam 1-0

Group E
Japan-Afghanistan 5-0
Syria-Cambodia 6-0

Group F
Vietnam-Taiwan 4-1
Iraq-Thailand 2-2

Group G
South Korea-Lebanon 1-0
Kuwait*-Laos 0-3 AAW

Group H
Uzbekistan-Philippines 1-0
Bahrain-Yemen 3-0


March 29

Group A
Palestine - Timor-Leste 7-0
U.A.E.-Saudi Arabia 1-1

GroupB
Australia-Jordan 5-1
Tajikistan-Kyrgyzstan 0-1

Group C
China-Qatar 2-0
Maldives-Bhutan

Group D
India-Turkmenistan 1-2
Iran-Oman 2-0

Group E
Afghanistan-Singapore 2-1
Japan-Syria 5-0

Group F

Thailand-Indonesia** 3-0 AAW
Iraq-Vietnam 1-0

Group G

Lebanon-Myanmar 1-1
South Korea-Kuwait* 3-0 AAW

Group h
Philippines vs North Korea 3-2
Uzbekistan vs Bahrain 1-0


*Kuwait's federation is suspended from international football for government interference.
**Indonesian federation is banned for government interference.

http://i.imgur.com/WaW7w1X.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2XTXvwd.jpg




SOUTH AMERICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage


March 24

Ecuador-Paraguay 2-2
Bolivia-Colombia 2-3
Peru-Venezuela 2-2
Chile-Argentina 1-2

March 25
Brazil-Uruguay 2-2

http://i.imgur.com/GrYp9Rc.jpg




NORTH & CENTRAL AMERICA: World Cup - Qualification - Group stage


March 25

Group A
Canada-Mexico 0-3
El Salvador-Honduras 2-2

Group B
Haiti-Panama 0-0
Jamaica-Costa Rica 1-1

Group C
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines-Trinidad & Tobago 2-3
Guatemala-USA 2-0

http://i.imgur.com/hL6qsEL.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

Over the weekend, three guys died during cycling races and you expect me to care about such inconsequential things?

[dion09529]

Rest in peace!
The bikers are my friends!

[IdolEyes787]

I have no proof but I'm pretty sure that terrorists had some hand in this because as far as I understand terrorists, they seem to be against everything good.:mad3:

This also ties neatly into my theory of why The Big Bang Theory has never been attacked.

[megabyteme]

This is why I stay home eating KFC, drinking soda, and watching porn educational films.

No guardrail accidents or motorcycles taking me out unless my car swerves as I sext...

[megabyteme]

https://www.facebook.com/alain.coenen.75/videos/418357161708437/

:lol:

This actually made me laugh quite a bit. :D

[dion09529]

http://i.imgur.com/XoVReQO.jpg



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[dion09529]

Former Italy head coach Cesare Maldini dies aged 84



Former Italy head coach Cesare Maldini has passed away at the age of 84.

The father of AC Milan legend Paolo Maldini and a former Rossoneri defender himself, Maldini took charge of the Italian national team in 1996, leading the Azzurri to a quarter-final finish at the 1998 FIFA World Cup™.

As a player, Maldini gained 14 international caps with Italy and won four Italian Serie A titles and the 1963 European Cup with AC Milan, before bringing an end to his playing days at Torino in 1967.

Trieste-born Maldini then moved into management, becoming assistant coach at AC Milan, the club he captained as a player, before taking the reins as manager in 1972.

He guided the Azzurri to three consecutive UEFA European Under-21 Football Championship titles in 1992, 1994 and 1996.

Maldini also led Paraguay to the 2002 FIFA World Cup.




Goodbye dear Cesare. Today the world loses a great man and we lose a page of our history. You will be missed.

[dion09529]

http://i.imgur.com/KjOV2Sb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NNUXUqw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1sDxOGP.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UlDR9P7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cFgBgWE.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8uP-dxllKQ

[IdolEyes787]

Also impossible, somehow making soccer even more boring.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nHUCyNkezI

[JPaul]

Fluke

[IdolEyes787]

Each day we live or we die basically entirely on the whims of fate so it was about time somebody did that.

[dion09529]

https://vimeo.com/25585728

[megabyteme]

Also impossible, somehow making soccer even more boring.

[video=And theeeen, the guy kicked the ball....]

Still beats baseball. Even chess is more interesting than baseball.

[shaina]

Still beats baseball. Even chess is more interesting than baseball.

There is no whining crying about Baseball:unsure:

You should be ashamed to knock your pastime sport, it's like Brits making fun of rowing :noes:

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2Sps9aMcY

[dion09529]

How Central Europe looked on September 1, 1939.

[dion09529]

what's this? :unsure:

http://i.imgur.com/sDEvu1d.jpg

[mjmacky]

what's this? :unsure:

It's a Windows troubleshooting report

[dion09529]

Russian 'ultras' have attacked English and Welsh fans in Lille yesterday afternoon after 'hyper violent' thugs ignored UEFA's threat to ban their country from Euro 2016.

[IdolEyes787]

No, it's actually news if football fans don't riot.

[megabyteme]

Russian 'ultras' have attacked English and Welsh fans in Lille yesterday afternoon after 'hyper violent' thugs ignored UEFA's threat to ban their country from Euro 2016.

Well, I say let them be in the video game. At least as downloadable content.

[megabyteme]

No, it's actually news if football fans don't riot.

In fact, it's in the official rules that if your fans don't riot, that team automatically forfeits the following game. The fans have an important responsibility- win or lose, RIOT!

[IdolEyes787]

Russian 'ultras' have attacked English and Welsh fans in Lille yesterday afternoon after 'hyper violent' thugs ignored UEFA's threat to ban their country from Euro 2016.

Well, I say let them be in the video game. At least as downloadable content.


Unlike other soccer games, I would actually play that one.:)

[dion09529]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5zcHvwDuhw#t=402.9135

[dion09529]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qvaiCZbd9E&feature=youtu.be

[IdolEyes787]

I non-literally literally hate Canada's Women's Soccer team.

http://olympics.cbc.ca/news/article/canadian-soccer-women-win-olympic-opener-over-australia.html

No talents out-panached by basically everybody who somehow still manage to succeed by a total lack of imagination and just playing as passively as possible.

Winning isn't nearly as important as winning well is.

[dion09529]

:lol:

[dion09529]

http://ro.soccerway.com/news/2016/September/06/infantino-hints-2026-world-cup-could-go-to-north-america/n844581/ :lol:

[dion09529]

Best shot I've seen in years :))))

https://giphy.com/gifs/EbGYK2B4zUUAU