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Yogi
11-24-2003, 03:15 PM
Since we're in the fetish, manly, etc. finding out mood:

What is/was your biggest turnoff in a man/woman you met.......


Mine was a beatifull girl, who smelled sooo bad, i suddenly remembered i left my

carlights on......[NOT!!]

Anyone?

Yogi
DarthInsinuate
11-24-2003, 03:16 PM
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
Billy_Dean
11-24-2003, 03:16 PM
Women who fart in bed and shit themselves.


:)
Yogi
11-24-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Billy_Dean@24 November 2003 - 17:16
Women who fart in bed and shit themselves.


:)
Heavy!!

Experience with that???? The shitting i mean........

Yogi
Yogi
11-24-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@24 November 2003 - 17:16
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
Ever tried it??

You never know.........

Yogi

Go see "the Crying Game".

My mouth fell open wide and had to be closed with surgery.......... :o
MediaSlayer
11-24-2003, 03:29 PM
well, this should maybe be in the other thread, but women who cut their hair short and have masculine traits. like very athletic, for instance.
Yogi
11-24-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@24 November 2003 - 17:29
well, this should maybe be in the other thread, but women who cut their hair short and have masculine traits. like very athletic, for instance.
I really like (pretty)girls with short hair.

Not too masculine, but athletic......PLEASE, YEAH!!

Yogi
mikey muff
11-24-2003, 03:36 PM
I once went on a date with a stunning girl everything was going fine until we got into bed when it came to doing the deed she kept on fanny farting, I can't think of anything that's made me go limp that quickly. To make matters worse it was so loud even my flat-mate heard it and the next morning he kept on making comments about eggs n beans. needless to say she's never spoken to me since
RGX
11-24-2003, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by mikey muff@24 November 2003 - 16:36
I once went on a date with a stunning girl everything was going fine until we got into bed when it came to doing the deed she kept on fanny farting, I can't think of anything that's made me go limp that quickly. To make matters worse it was so loud even my flat-mate heard it and the next morning he kept on making comments about eggs n beans. needless to say she's never spoken to me since
:o unfortunate, so loud it could be heard in the next room? :blink:
Yogi
11-24-2003, 03:46 PM
I once slept with a girl that started crying after an orgasm. Cute, no problem.

But she kept coming!! That made it somewhat uncute. :lol:

Yogi
UKMan
11-24-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening+24 November 2003 - 16:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 24 November 2003 - 16:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@24 November 2003 - 17:16
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
Ever tried it??

You never know.........

Yogi

Go see "the Crying Game".

My mouth fell open wide and had to be closed with surgery.......... :o [/b][/quote]
Brilliant film SG ;)

Biggest turnoff...hmmm - drunken loudmouthed women - same for the blokes too, cant stand &#39;em - <_<

Peace
UKMan
Yogi
11-24-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by UKMan+24 November 2003 - 17:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 24 November 2003 - 17:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualGardening@24 November 2003 - 16:24
<!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@24 November 2003 - 17:16
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
Ever tried it??

You never know.........

Yogi

Go see "the Crying Game".

My mouth fell open wide and had to be closed with surgery.......... :o
Brilliant film SG ;)

Biggest turnoff...hmmm - drunken loudmouthed women - same for the blokes too, cant stand &#39;em - <_<

Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
One exeption:

Widemouthed willing drunken women............


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogi-SorryHadToDoThat.........
UKMan
11-24-2003, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening+24 November 2003 - 16:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 24 November 2003 - 16:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by UKMan@24 November 2003 - 17:55

Originally posted by SensualGardening@24 November 2003 - 16:24
<!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@24 November 2003 - 17:16
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
Ever tried it??

You never know.........

Yogi

Go see "the Crying Game".

My mouth fell open wide and had to be closed with surgery.......... :o
Brilliant film SG ;)

Biggest turnoff...hmmm - drunken loudmouthed women - same for the blokes too, cant stand &#39;em - <_<

Peace
UKMan
One exeption:

Widemouthed willing drunken women............


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogi-SorryHadToDoThat......... [/b][/quote]
That could get you into a lot of trouble - dont ask me how i know, you dont want to <_<

Turnoff nr:2
Being invited up for coffee - only to find she dont have any sugar :)

Peace
UKMan
Skweeky
11-24-2003, 04:03 PM
I&#39;m drunk and loudmouthed almost every weekend, otherwise the guys won&#39;t listen to me :huh:
UKMan
11-24-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 November 2003 - 17:03
I&#39;m drunk and loudmouthed almost every weekend, otherwise the guys won&#39;t listen to me :huh:
I dont believe that for one second :unsure:
Dont ruin my image of you Skweeks.....pleeeeze...... :(
Skweeky
11-24-2003, 04:11 PM
awwww Ukkie, I&#39;m the president of a bunch of pigs, I HAVE to have a big mouth, if not I&#39;d get ripped to pieces by them :lol:


I&#39;m not like that in normal circumstances though, I&#39;m one of those that gets drunk and makes philosophical converstations till 7 in the morning :lol:
UKMan
11-24-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 November 2003 - 17:11
awwww Ukkie, I&#39;m the president of a bunch of pigs, I HAVE to have a big mouth, if not I&#39;d get ripped to pieces by them :lol:


I&#39;m not like that in normal circumstances though, I&#39;m one of those that gets drunk and makes philosophical converstations till 7 in the morning :lol:
I hear ya - been there, done that - many times :lol:
mrcall1969
11-24-2003, 04:28 PM
Mine would have to be women with lots of body piercings...eughgh :( :(
mrcall1969
11-24-2003, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 November 2003 - 17:11
awwww Ukkie, I&#39;m the president of a bunch of pigs, I HAVE to have a big mouth, if not I&#39;d get ripped to pieces by them :lol:


I&#39;m not like that in normal circumstances though, I&#39;m one of those that gets drunk and makes philosophical converstations till 7 in the morning :lol:
Oh dear.... :unsure:




:lol:
RGX
11-24-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by mrcall1969@24 November 2003 - 17:28
Mine would have to be women with lots of body piercings...eughgh :( :(
I agree, a few is fine but loads <_<


Especially genital piercing
NikkiD
11-24-2003, 04:40 PM
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I&#39;ll go down on him...

I don&#39;t mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don&#39;t appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I&#39;ll do it, chances are I&#39;ll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you&#39;re not getting any sex tonight...
Honey
11-24-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@25 November 2003 - 00:40
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I&#39;ll go down on him...

I don&#39;t mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don&#39;t appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I&#39;ll do it, chances are I&#39;ll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you&#39;re not getting any sex tonight...
amen to that NikkiD...

and...

being slobbered on by someone who&#39;s off their face... ewwwww... :x
UKMan
11-24-2003, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Ozbabe+24 November 2003 - 17:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozbabe @ 24 November 2003 - 17:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@25 November 2003 - 00:40
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I&#39;ll go down on him...

I don&#39;t mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don&#39;t appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I&#39;ll do it, chances are I&#39;ll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you&#39;re not getting any sex tonight...
amen to that NikkiD...

and...

being slobbered on by someone who&#39;s off their face... ewwwww... :x [/b][/quote]
So thats what i&#39;ve been doing wro...i mean right :lol:

Could&#39;nt agree more gals - it must be a real turn off - gag me with a spoon :x

Peace
UKGentlyDoesItMan
NikkiD
11-24-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 11:46
being slobbered on by someone who&#39;s off their face... ewwwww... :x
Or even sober... men... you can pause briefly whilst kissing us to swallow your spit rather than soak us with your drool&#33;
Honey
11-24-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 01:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 25 November 2003 - 01:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 17:46
amen to that NikkiD...

and...

being slobbered on by someone who&#39;s off their face... ewwwww...&nbsp; :x
So thats what i&#39;ve been doing wro...i mean right :lol:

Could&#39;nt agree more gals - it must be a real turn off - gag me with a spoon :x

Peace
UKGentlyDoesItMan [/b][/quote]
:) @ UKgentleMan

somehow i couldnt imagine that ever being a problem with you hon... :)

http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif

how are you?.. havent seen you for a few days?.. :)
UKMan
11-24-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD+24 November 2003 - 18:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 24 November 2003 - 18:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 11:46
being slobbered on by someone who&#39;s off their face... ewwwww...&nbsp; :x
Or even sober... men... you can pause briefly whilst kissing us to swallow your spit rather than soak us with your drool&#33; [/b][/quote]
Had a relationship once with a woman who insisted on puking after drinking too much wine - then expect me to be interested - NOT&#33;&#33; Didn&#39;t last long that relationship....wonder why? :blink:
Honey
11-24-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 01:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 25 November 2003 - 01:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by NikkiD@24 November 2003 - 18:01
<!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 11:46
being slobbered on by someone who&#39;s off their face... ewwwww...&nbsp; :x
Or even sober... men... you can pause briefly whilst kissing us to swallow your spit rather than soak us with your drool&#33;
Had a relationship once with a woman who insisted on puking after drinking too much wine - then expect me to be interested - NOT&#33;&#33; Didn&#39;t last long that relationship....wonder why? :blink: [/b][/quote]
*agreeing with NikkiD again*...

just the thought of it makes me shudder... :x

and UKbabe... that would be just as disgusting for a woman too..
no wonder it didnt last... :o :x
dwightfry
11-24-2003, 05:17 PM
Road rage...definitly road rage.
UKMan
11-24-2003, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 18:04
how are you?.. havent seen you for a few days?.. :)
Sorry OzBabe - i missed that bit - i&#39;ve been around, but maybe not just here that much - nice to see you too :D

Peace
UKMan
Honey
11-24-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 02:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 25 November 2003 - 02:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 18:04
how are you?.. havent seen you for a few days?..&nbsp; :)
Sorry OzBabe - i missed that bit - i&#39;ve been around, but maybe not just here that much - nice to see you too :D

Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
i wont ask you where UKbabeMan... ;)

just good to see your happy face... :)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-24-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@24 November 2003 - 16:40
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I&#39;ll go down on him...

I don&#39;t mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don&#39;t appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I&#39;ll do it, chances are I&#39;ll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you&#39;re not getting any sex tonight...
<_< :angry: Don&#39;t see why men have to try that :angry:

Which leads me into mine........which will probably shock most of you, but you want the honest truth?

Spanking your partener.
Even when asked, I do but I don&#39;t like it, hate the thought of hitting someone in any form, makes me sad :(

Jonno B)
mrcall1969
11-24-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+24 November 2003 - 19:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 24 November 2003 - 19:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@24 November 2003 - 16:40
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I&#39;ll go down on him...

I don&#39;t mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don&#39;t appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I&#39;ll do it, chances are I&#39;ll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you&#39;re not getting any sex tonight...
<_< :angry: Don&#39;t see why men have to try that :angry:

Which leads me into mine........which will probably shock most of you, but you want the honest truth?

Spanking your partener.
Even when asked, I do but I don&#39;t like it, hate the thought of hitting someone in any form, makes me sad :(

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
With you on that one.......I&#39;m allegic to pain and don&#39;t see the thill of paddling someone with a ping pong bat with a gimp mask on :unsure: :unsure:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-24-2003, 07:10 PM
Same here, I was spanked once and nearly clouted them :lol: :lol:

Maybe we&#39;re just wimps :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)