Beard

[Something Else]

Dear Interwebs,

My beard is quite large now. I'm looking like a homeless man. Is there a way of shaving half of it off. I tried a few months ago, but the one sided face look didn't reap much reward. I'm thinking half of the length all over this time. I have some hair clippers, but I've lost the attachments. It's a zero, or nothing I suspect.

Advice appreciated.

Thank you and kind regards,

-Something Else

[JPaul]

You almost certainly had an Afro comb at some point in the past.

Give your beard a flat top type cut, presumably with a tempered faze or something else.

[Something Else]

Something like this.

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[JPaul]

Yes, then go and steal some white goods.

[Something Else]

I was going to steal a Brown, three-piece suit. Racist.

[JPaul]

You're very specific about what the racist you want to steal is wearing.

[Skiz]

I trim mine about every 6 weeks or so when I think about it, using a cheap comb and nice barber type scissors. Comb the whole thing sort of up and out so your beard sticks straight out. That way you can easily see all the strays and longer hairs. Then just start cutting small amounts. DO NOT cut big areas like a haircut, just do bits at a time. In about five mins you'll have it nice and trimmed back. After that I take trimmers and trim back more hair this time like the sideburns and cheek areas again, using the comb in the same way.

[IdolEyes787]

Dear Interwebs,

My beard is quite large now. I'm looking like a homeless man. Is there a way of shaving half of it off. I tried a few months ago, but the one sided face look didn't reap much reward. I'm thinking half of the length all over this time. I have some hair clippers, but I've lost the attachments. It's a zero, or nothing I suspect.

Advice appreciated.

Thank you and kind regards,

-Something Else

I watch the news so I would suggest you turn yourself into the nearest authorities, terrorist.

[Something Else]

I trim mine about every 6 weeks or so when I think about it, using a cheap comb and nice barber type scissors. Comb the whole thing sort of up and out so your beard sticks straight out. That way you can easily see all the strays and longer hairs. Then just start cutting small amounts. DO NOT cut big areas like a haircut, just do bits at a time. In about five mins you'll have it nice and trimmed back. After that I take trimmers and trim back more hair this time like the sideburns and cheek areas again, using the comb in the same way.

Thanks. I found a beard shop that does it for a tenner and gives you whiskey.

[Skiz]

Don't never let another man lay hands upon your whiskers.

[megabyteme]

Between the threads of late, we've go a panic-stricken mentalist who can no longer contain himself on public transport, and another who could be (mis)taken for a hobo/terrorist.

Yep, pretty much the same user base as always.

[Something Else]

Don't never let another man lay hands upon your whiskers.

Homophobe.

[IdolEyes787]

Between the threads of late, we've go a panic-stricken mentalist who can no longer contain himself on public transport, and another who could be (mis)taken for a hobo/terrorist.

If television has taught me anything it's that their destinies are going to violently collide during sweeps.

[IdolEyes787]

Don't never let another man lay hands upon your whiskers.

Homophobe.

Big talk from a guy with a jihad beard.:eyebrows:

[Something Else]

Homophobe.

Big talk from a guy with a jihad beard.:eyebrows:


Between the threads of late, we've go a panic-stricken mentalist who can no longer contain himself on public transport, and another who could be (mis)taken for a hobo/terrorist.

Yep, pretty much the same user base as always.

Racialists.

[Mr. Mulder]

Salim Else :sneaky:

[Something Else]

Eye like it.

*Not an intentional eye-patch joke.

[JPaul]

Between the threads of late, we've go a panic-stricken mentalist who can no longer contain himself on public transport, and another who could be (mis)taken for a hobo/terrorist.

Yep, pretty much the same user base as always.

It's actually a lot better than it used to be.

Some of the winkers going about were unbelievable.

I should know I was there, or do I mean hear.

[TheFoX]

My beard is quite large now.

DO NOT GO TO PARIS. Not unless you want people to mistake you for an EyeSys fella, and start filling you with lead.

(Why the fuck does such a group of retards use such a cool acronym).

[Something Else]

I shaved off the left half of it. True story. Now I can blend in anywhere.

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[IdolEyes787]

Or at least anywhere that mental people gather.

[Something Else]

That will have to do. :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Mental people gather wherever they want.

They do whatever they want.

How is going to try to stop them, they are mental.

[possible]

Let the beard grow, a full beard looks good.

[dion09529]

It started to grow beard on my testicles but I'll shave them to be sexy.

[Something Else]

Who did.

[dion09529]

the beard.

[IdolEyes787]

Dion could you please post a picture of your beard because I've be dying to see what your girlfriend looks like.

[shaina]

Dion could you please post a picture of your beard because I've be dying to see what your girlfriend looks like.

:artist: :artist:

I think i understood, and i didn't need a day to figure that out :lol: :lol:

[mjmacky]

Dion could you please post a picture of your beard because I've be dying to see what your girlfriend looks like.

:artist: :artist:

I think i understood, and i didn't need a day to figure that out :lol: :lol:
Not that I don't trust you, but you're going to have to explain it now, and please be completely off the mark.

[shaina]

Not that I don't trust you, but you're going to have to explain it now, and please be completely off the mark.

Get Set..... GOOOOOOOOO!:D

Oh wait.... Is that on the mark:unsure:

I really don't think he has any hair on his big head??:idunno:

:batman:

[Something Else]

Dion could you please post a picture of your beard because I've be dying to see what your girlfriend looks like.

:lol: :earl:

I honestly did.

[mjmacky]

Not that I don't trust you, but you're going to have to explain it now, and please be completely off the mark.

Get Set..... GOOOOOOOOO!:D

Oh wait.... Is that on the mark:unsure:

I really don't think he has any hair on his big head??:idunno:

:batman:
If I had known using polite language could produce substantial results sooner, I wouldn't have relegated it exclusively to uses of sarcasm.

Anyways, I'm a joke explainer, so I'll perform my duty here.

A beard is a colloquial term that identifies a woman who a gay man dates as a prop to convince people he is straight.

Said female is acquired in lieu of growing an epic beard to prove manliness.

All of this is derived from our stereotypes of what defines gender.

[shaina]

If I had known using polite language could produce substantial results sooner, I wouldn't have relegated it exclusively to uses of sarcasm.
Anyways, I'm a joke explainer, so I'll perform my duty here.
A beard is a colloquial term that identifies a woman who a gay man dates as a prop to convince people he is straight.
Said female is acquired in lieu of growing an epic beard to prove manliness.
All of this is derived from our stereotypes of what defines gender.

What about Armpit hair?? Do you have an analogy about that??:unsure:
And if you could add in closing why some men wax or bleach around the sphincter area??:yup: And don't tell me it is for Aerodynamics:)

PS. Dions comments of shaving his balls/testicles had nothing to do with Idols viewing request?:unsure:

[mjmacky]

What about Armpit hair?? Do you have an analogy about that??:unsure:
And if you could add in closing why some men wax or bleach around the sphincter area??:yup: And don't tell me it is for Aerodynamics:)

PS. Dions comments of shaving his balls/testicles had nothing to do with Idols viewing request?:unsure:

If you ever had to suffer the draining experience of my company, you would have to acquiesce to the fact that I fit the role of a genius. Despite that depressing scenario of a foretold realization, the term is not my invention, and I'm no follicle of knowledge with respect to hirsute colloquialisms.

Also, at some point, all of us have shaved our balls once or watched some pornography, so I doubt that any of us currently maintain curiosities for silken pouches.

[shaina]

What about Armpit hair?? Do you have an analogy about that??:unsure:
And if you could add in closing why some men wax or bleach around the sphincter area??:yup: And don't tell me it is for Aerodynamics:)
If you ever had to suffer the draining experience of my company, you would have to acquiesce to the fact that I fit the role of a genius. Despite that depressing scenario of a foretold realization, the term is not my invention, and I'm no follicle of knowledge with respect to hirsute colloquialisms.
Also, at some point, all of us have shaved our balls once or watched some pornography, so I doubt that any of us currently maintain curiosities for silken pouches.

I was actually just kidding:lol: Your explanation was quite accurate , but getting any interpretation from you is always fun to read:D
So the answers to the questions are still outstanding, and i will be waiting for a great insightful opinion/explanation??

PS. I still shave my balls and watch porn;):afro:

[IdolEyes787]

Complimenting an egotist is like give a handgun to a monkey.
It doesn't matter how good your intentions were.You know it can't end well.:no:

[shaina]

Complimenting an egotist is like give a handgun to a monkey.
It doesn't matter how good your intentions were.You know it can't end well.:no:

You mean a egotist monkey that doesn't know how to push a friend button??:whistling

[IdolEyes787]

Friend to no man,hero to us all.

[shaina]

Friend to no man,hero to us all.

Who's quote is that from history??

[IdolEyes787]

I just made it up like ten minutes ago so me and recent history.

[shaina]

I just made it up like ten minutes ago so me and recent history.

Did you say your were a Philosopher for ten minutes :unsure:

[mjmacky]

Complimenting an egotist is like give a handgun to a monkey.
It doesn't matter how good your intentions were.You know it can't end well.:no:

If you think paying me a compliment results in any discernible change, then you underestimate just how full of it I am.

[shaina]

If you think paying me a compliment results in any discernible change, then you underestimate just how full of it I am.

So we all have agreed on you being Discernible monkey??:unsure:

[mjmacky]

If you think paying me a compliment results in any discernible change, then you underestimate just how full of it I am.

So we all have agreed on you being Discernible monkey??:unsure:

I'm an ape, and that's my dick.

[IdolEyes787]

Andy. This is my attempt to confuse someone into thinking this is the Word Game section and inadvertently contributing.

[mjmacky]

Andy. This is my attempt to confuse someone into thinking this is the Word Game section and inadvertently contributing.

As I understand the word games subforum, you're supposed to play off the last post. In other words, you should be playing with my dick.

[IdolEyes787]

Andy, dick.

[IdolEyes787]

If you think paying me a compliment results in any discernible change, then you underestimate just how full of it I am.

Is there some secret level above "completely" that I'm unaware of?

[mjmacky]

If you think paying me a compliment results in any discernible change, then you underestimate just how full of it I am.

Is there some secret level above "completely" that I'm unaware of?

We appreciate you entrusting us with your connotation needs.

Extensively and meticulously full of shit.

We hope to have satisfied your request. Please consider us again in the future.

[shaina]

Boy am i glad i am not involved in this hostile conversation :unsure:
My unintelligent brain would have to work overtime to keep up:P

And no Macky... I don't want to see your Dam Dirty Dck :lol:

[mjmacky]

Boy am i glad i am not involved in this hostile conversation :unsure:
My unintelligent brain would have to work overtime to keep up:P

And no Macky... I don't want to see your Dam Dirty Dck :lol:

I'm busy flirting with Idol. You may see it as hostile or dangerous, something akin to a hippopotamus mating ritual, but there's no contempt.

Also, one does not need eyes to play with my dick. It's rather large, so one needs to simply reach out and begin fondling whatever mass collides with the hand.

How long has it been since anyone on the board has claimed to house an unhealthily large penis in their pants? Doesn't matter since I just gave it a new time stamp.

[shaina]

I'm busy flirting with Idol. You may see it as hostile or dangerous, something akin to a hippopotamus mating ritual, but there's no contempt.
Also, one does not need eyes to play with my dick. It's rather large, so one needs to simply reach out and begin fondling whatever mass collides with the hand.
How long has it been since anyone on the board has claimed to house an unhealthily large penis in their pants? Doesn't matter since I just gave it a new time stamp.

Believe me.. I know you guys are joking around, or at least i know you are:whistling Idol it is 50/50:lol:
As for you penis?? again still not interested, and they say everybody that looks in a Concave mirror always has a bigger ego, I myself don't need any tricks or aids to prove my man-hood nor talk about it:)

The thing is... You seem to avoid replying to some of my questions i asked you, and i wonder if it is embarrassing to you or you refuse too because it may bring out some of your secrets from the past/present :whistling
I was really looking forward to your wisdom/responses :yup:

[mjmacky]

As for you penis?? again still not interested, and they say everybody that looks in a Concave mirror always has a bigger ego, I myself don't need any tricks or aids to prove my man-hood nor talk about it:)

I don't mess with mirrors because I can't even see the damn things with my dick in the way.

[shaina]

I don't mess with mirrors because I can't even see the damn things with my dick in the way.

When you keep saying "Dick" ?? is that some sort of metaphor that you are dreaming to always be behind Idol or something??:unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

I'm busy flirting with Idol.

I hadn't noticed, probably because of the bag I needed to put over your head.

[shaina]

I'm busy flirting with Idol.
I hadn't noticed, probably because of the bag I needed to put over your head.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You need a bag and butt plug to be safe:whistling
And also a mouth full of glass just in case he turns you around:O

Just some suggestions :whistling

[mjmacky]

I'm busy flirting with Idol.

I hadn't noticed, probably because of the bag I needed to put over your head.
And you need to stop with that because you need to trust me as a scientist... you can't get pregnant.

[shaina]

And you need to stop with that because you need to trust me as a scientist... you can't get pregnant.

I am listening to a live rush concert i just downloaded and after reading what you just wrote i almost fell of the chair...
You really are too much!!!
Please stick around!! you make this place very interesting:D

[IdolEyes787]

It's not live if it's recorded.:unsure:

[shaina]

It's not live if it's recorded.:unsure:

You would be right!! I wanted to see if i was in it (Casino Rama Box), they actually filmed the Toronto show and released it
on Blu ray:yup:

Do you know who the first band was they toured with??

[IdolEyes787]

... after reading what you just wrote i almost fell of the chair...
You really are too much!!!
Please stick around!! you make this place very interesting:D

You need to reward him.It's the only thing that monkeys understand.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG96hN2XINI

Warning, only an actual reward if you turn the sound off.

[shaina]

Where do you find this stuff? Is there some kind of pervert subscription you have or something LOL!!!

Voice or not(still listening to Rush anyways) I would gladly take one of those if i ever left my wife:whistling
Screw Macky:D

[IdolEyes787]

Do you know who the first band was they toured with??

I know they opened for KISS but I don't know if that was an actual tour.

[IdolEyes787]

Where do you find this stuff? Is there some kind of pervert subscription you have or something LOL!!!



It's the internet, it's harder to avoid stuff like this than it is to find it.:unsure:

[shaina]

Do you know who the first band was they toured with??
I know they opened for KISS but I don't know if that was an actual tour.

You are correct and they did tour for a while and Kiss stopped it..They talked very highly about Rush, and said they would sit in there dressing room and read and were civilized talented rockers, but the type of music they produce attracts Guys to there shows (which is true!!), and they preferred if the crowd was loaded with chicks (and i can tell you the Kiss concerts i went too were loaded with hot Pussy!!). And i think the best band to play with Rush was Max Webster:), you know, the scrawny bastard lead singer that is now on Q107 and lives on the Danforth :)

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMM6Bhwpy0M

Best Kim Mitchell song?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXnTbmPxv5g

[shaina]

They just remind me of Rush in the sense that All Max Websters albums/cd's are great from start to finish, you never really have to skip songs because they are all good to listen to..
And it is funny that Kim Mitchel today can sell out a concert with five thousand or twenty thousand people..And he is great on Q107 as well:D
Oh and i agree with you on the songs but this one is up there for me as well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq8GoJUzvPs

[shaina]

Great blasting with my roof down in my lexus!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sry7ML4PzbE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJeN2RlSX8

[IdolEyes787]

I could listen to this stuff all day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvjBx0om2H4

Sort of a testament to bad taste that it is.:smilie4:

[shaina]

No just showing your age:whistling


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gCjJC_INNE

[shaina]

:idunno::idunno::idunno::idunno:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrnZv7fHGSE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf-AmedKfRc

[mjmacky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG96hN2XINI


I watched the whole thing, but for a reason other than you would expect (or you would entirely expect). I wanted to see if she would utter even a single sound into the microphone. Since she didn't, I can only conclude that the prop was to demonstrate that she can hold onto something of that shape and size without breaking it for at least 90 s.

[shaina]

Do they call that silent karaoke:unsure:
And i would assume it would be safer for you Macky.... when you tie her up, you don't have to duct tape her mouth from her screaming to get the heck out of there:idunno:
Or could be a problem she can't scream out the safe word??:whistling

[mjmacky]

I've seen Japanese porn, and the sounds that they make when they are penetrated are horrifying. This leads me to believe that Japanese women are cats.

I won't be living in Japan until the early spring, but I actually don't have plans to date while I'm there. I'm going to have my hands full just trying to be legal and drumming up some business.

[IdolEyes787]

I watched the whole thing, but for a reason other than you would expect (or you would entirely expect). I wanted to see if she would utter even a single sound into the microphone.

I thought the same thing as they are described as a K-pop group and not the more seemingly appropriate mute horrible dance troop.Then I looked up greatest K-pop songs of all time just to see if I was missing something and after that I spent the next three hours in emergency as they tried to sew my wrists back together.

[shaina]

I thought the same thing as they are described as a K-pop group and not the more seemingly appropriate mute horrible dance troop.Then I looked up greatest K-pop songs of all time just to see if I was missing something and after that I spent the next three hours in emergency as they tried to sew my wrists back together.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[shaina]

I won't be living in Japan until the early spring, but I actually don't have plans to date while I'm there. I'm going to have my hands full just trying to be legal and drumming up some business.

I wish you luck and success on your Business ventures Macky :yup:

And claiming you have a large genital... Testing out the feline theory may be too hard to resist:unsure:
And Japan and China there is no dating for short visitors.... Just leasing/renting for a period negotiated :whistling
So i have been told, not experienced :whistling

[IdolEyes787]

Baccari said the reserved Farook showed no signs of unusual behaviour, although he grew out his beard several months ago.

Clearly there is a link between terrorism and beards.

[Something Else]

No just showing your age:whistling


Why not.

[shaina]

Baccari said the reserved Farook showed no signs of unusual behaviour, although he grew out his beard several months ago.
Clearly there is a link between terrorism and beards.

Question is... Did the women grow a beard as well??:unsure: Or maybe a five o clock shadow
:idunno: :devil: :devil: :idunno:

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Nice Crocs!!:whistling

[JPaul]

I preferred this thread when it was about beards.

I recently over-trimmed my new found hirsuteness by setting the thing at two rather than three.

This set me to realising, you can get a shorter beard very easily, but getting a longer one takes thyme.

:sage:

[shaina]

No just showing your age:whistling
Why not.

Why not What??

[JPaul]

why not what who.

[shaina]

why not what who when??

[chalice]

The beard. Spent decades keeping it at bay. Never had the confidence to present it publicwards in my youth, blasted heath that it was. Well, I suppose it was my face wot was blasted and my feeble down the heath. Not assisted by an electric shaver mishap in my middle to late teens, whereupon I electrolised the right side of my mug, not cognizant to the fact that it shoudn't be applied while still plugged in. This left a rather obtrusive penalty spot along my right jaw line where no living follicle could ever find a purchase.

Not deterred, I promised myself a full comb-over, over-compensatory, lush affair when I reached forty, resplendent and incandescent, as a reward for people being cunts. Even if I had to buy it.

Though suddenly men were allowed to have beards, about two years shy of my burning bush prophesy. So, still premature it came forth. I've gotten attached and the silver tinge compensates for the electrical skidmarks. I am now afraid to ever shave it off for fear of knowing what my face has become.

[shaina]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hvve6LKjoU

[chalice]

No thanks. I prefer the fallout victim look. Chicks dig it.

[shaina]

No thanks. I prefer the fallout victim look. Chicks dig it.

There is soo many products out there today if you did want to try, I don't have any bald spots, but my beard comes in pure white not even gray and if i try to dye it, i get a rash, so if i know i have to go somewhere special i shave, if not i look like Santa Cause if i were to let it grow out:cry:

To be honest I was actually more curious if they actually sell that stuff on your side of the Pond ??:unsure:

[chalice]

No thanks. I prefer the fallout victim look. Chicks dig it.

There is soo many products out there today if you did want to try, I don't have any bald spots, but my beard comes in pure white not even gray and if i try to dye it a get a rash, so if i know i have to go somewhere special i shave, if not i look like Santa Cause if i were to let it grow out:cry:

To be honest I was actually more curious if they actually sell that stuff on your side of the Pond ??:unsure:

Are you trying to have a conversation with me?

[shaina]

Why i shouldn't??
I figure sooner or later we could?? Am i wrong??

[chalice]

Why i shouldn't??
I figure sooner or later we could?? Am i wrong??

It's not altogether out of the realms of possibility. The situation would require a degree of compromise, though, don't you think?

How about if you stop being a Jew and denounce your cultural heritage and I'll get circumcised and wear a funny hat?

[IdolEyes787]

No thanks. I prefer the fallout victim look. Chicks dig it.

You know you must be really unlikable when your own hair doesn't want anything to do with you.:(

[chalice]

No thanks. I prefer the fallout victim look. Chicks dig it.

You know you must be really unlikable when your own hair doesn't want anything to do with you.:(

Well, that's just hurtful. And after I spent all this time running for internets president.

[shaina]

Why i shouldn't??
I figure sooner or later we could?? Am i wrong??
It's not altogether out of the realms of possibility. The situation would require a degree of compromise, though, don't you think?
How about if you stop being a Jew and denounce your cultural heritage and I'll get circumcised and wear a funny hat?

Why do you have to be a Drunk Ass instead of being someone that just has a brain big enough to try to get along and keep the peace...
For some reason i just try to be the bigger person and give some people a chance..Yet you choose not to grow up and choose to act like a Under age Drunk child :noes:
Go back in your small room and turn the lights out and sleep off what you are on Chalice:)
MY mistake...
Good luck Chalice...

[chalice]

It's not altogether out of the realms of possibility. The situation would require a degree of compromise, though, don't you think?
How about if you stop being a Jew and denounce your cultural heritage and I'll get circumcised and wear a funny hat?

Why do you have to be a Drunk Ass instead of being someone that just has a brain big enough to try to get along and keep the peace...
For some reason i just try to be the bigger person and give some people a chance..Yet you choose not to grow up and choose to act like a Under age Drunk child :noes:
Go back in your small room and turn the lights out and sleep off what you are on Chalice:)
MY mistake...
Good luck Chalice...

Haha. Look, man, this has gone on long enough. I was only winding you up. I honestly bear no ill will to you or the Jewish people. I think you're generally a great bunch of lads. I was only really initiating you into what you can expect in this lounge, from me, but sometimes others.

I know you're smart enough to know I'm really not that bad, but I am a bit bad. But not lately. I'm not drunk. Just stoned, and I won't apologise for that.

[JPaul]

I was always under the impression that the internets were intended for the drunk or the stoned.

Did I pick that up wrong.

If so I must apologise to the sober, deep thinkers out there who I presumably have been annoying for awl this thyme.

Apropos of nothing, seasonal felicitations chalice old bean. How the devil are you.

[chalice]

Not too bad, Seamus. All the better for your recent foray. How's it been, old bean?

[SPY]

Hmm...I have a few so called bald spots on beard but I never really paid attention to. I think those are permanent or will fill in only at very mature ages. Is not much you can do....keep a shaved face (like a modern pussy) or you grow the beard as it is and finally when you look like a cave man bald spots are filled.

[chalice]

Hmm...I have a few so called bald spots on beard but I never really paid attention to. I think those are permanent or will fill in only at very mature ages. Is not much you can do....keep a shaved face (like a modern pussy) or you grow the beard as it is and finally when you look like a cave man bald spots are filled.

Thanks. Will do. Fuck it, I'll just chop my head off. Save the bother.

[shaina]

Why do you have to be a Drunk Ass instead of being someone that just has a brain big enough to try to get along and keep the peace...
For some reason i just try to be the bigger person and give some people a chance..Yet you choose not to grow up and choose to act like a Under age Drunk child :noes:
Go back in your small room and turn the lights out and sleep off what you are on Chalice:)
MY mistake...
Good luck Chalice...
Haha. Look, man, this has gone on long enough. I was only winding you up. I honestly bear no ill will to you or the Jewish people. I think you're generally a great bunch of lads. I was only really initiating you into what you can expect in this lounge, from me, but sometimes others.
I know you're smart enough to know I'm really not that bad, but I am a bit bad. But not lately. I'm not drunk. Just stoned, and I won't apologise for that.

If you keep up on the posts here you will see some things have changed ... Not by any means saying you can't do what you want just some tact and courtesy would be appreciated, and like i said before you were never like this before, and it be nice if you re frame in the future..

And i know you are just being a Ass (not a bad way if that makes sense or i hope to think positive that way), It shows up the way you write(liked the Pirate way better:D).
So do they actually sell that GLH stuff on your side of the Pond??

[chalice]

I have no fucking idea about products like that. I live in West Belfast.

I think you'll find I don't really do tact or courtesy unless you've just had a baby with Downs. Dunno what to tell you.

[shaina]

I was always under the impression that the internets were intended for the drunk or the stoned.
Did I pick that up wrong.

Did you ever try it straight?? Maybe when you type your English words in, they will look strange/different:unsure:

[shaina]

I have no fucking idea about products like that. I live in West Belfast.
I think you'll find I don't really do tact or courtesy unless you've just had a baby with Downs. Dunno what to tell you.

Do they not have Drug Stores/Pharmacies in Belfast?? You know where you would buy your cough medicine or prescription meds??:unsure:
I would think stores like that are world wide?? I didn't ask if you had Walmarts or Mcdonalds :idunno:

[chalice]

Nope, we have the witch woman at the top of the street. She spits on you and does a dance. Saved my mother from polio.

[shaina]

keep a shaved face (like a modern pussy

Interesting comparison Spy:lol:

[IdolEyes787]

Is not much you can do....keep a shaved face (like a modern pussy) .

Say that to basically everyone who has ever won either the Medal of Honour or The Victory Cross, lemming.

[JPaul]

Not too bad, Seamus. All the better for your recent foray. How's it been, old bean?

Life has been good. The sprogs are all growing nicely, number 1 son is now 30, he and Mrs JP went to Dublin and were all touristy for his bidet. Drinking Guinness and the like no less.

Both he and number two son are living with their respective domestic partners. Number 3 son and daughter one are still living at chez moi.

Frankly it seems unlikely they will ever leave. Though the wean is now deciding which University she will attend.

How goes thing with you, other than winding up the delicately nurtured online.

[JPaul]

I was always under the impression that the internets were intended for the drunk or the stoned.
Did I pick that up wrong.

Did you ever try it straight?? Maybe when you type your English words in, they will look strange/different:unsure:

About ten past nine, though to be honest you should probably just buy your own clock.

[shaina]

Nope, we have the witch woman at the top of the street. She spits on you and does a dance. Saved my mother from polio.

Try this one...
165034
165035

[shaina]

About ten past nine, though to be honest you should probably just buy your own clock.

Is that English tea time or the rest of the world time??:unsure: I like to keep my Calculator watch accurate??

[chalice]

Not too bad, Seamus. All the better for your recent foray. How's it been, old bean?

Life has been good. The sprogs are all growing nicely, number 1 son is now 30, he and Mrs JP went to Dublin and were all touristy for his bidet. Drinking Guinness and the like no less.

Both he and number two son are living with their respective domestic partners. Number 3 son and daughter one are still living at chez moi.

Frankly it seems unlikely they will ever leave. Though the wean is now deciding which University she will attend.

How goes thing with you, other than winding up the delicately nurtured online.

Inevitable turn of events since last we spoke, mate. Pseudo-divorced. You can't get divorced if you weren't married in the first place, yet you can. There's a moment of decree nisi in these things. She's now free to carry out acts of wanton obsessive compulsion uncritiqued. She recently joined St John's ambulance service. Don't get squashed in a crowd, mate.

But that was yonks ago. Now got a spastic corporate career and the kids at the weekend. I like it. Except existence is futile and all that.

[JPaul]

About ten past nine, though to be honest you should probably just buy your own clock.

Is that English tea time or the rest of the world time??:unsure: I like to keep my Calculator watch accurate??

Maybe you can explain something to me, do you in some way think that using two question marks rather than the more traditional one (I never use them at all as I find it too elaborate) somehow makes it more interrogative. It's just something I've always wondered about, along with multiple exclamation marks, why would anyone do that.

[chalice]

Any exclamation mark is completely unnecessary. They are stage directions, not figures of speech.

I fucking hate them. And I don't need a fucking exclamation mark to express that.

[shaina]

Is that English tea time or the rest of the world time??:unsure: I like to keep my Calculator watch accurate??

Maybe you can explain something to me, do you in some way think that using two question marks rather than the more traditional one (I never use them at all as I find it too elaborate) somehow makes it more interrogative. It's just something I've always wondered about, along with multiple exclamation marks, why would anyone do that.

Habit?? Or maybe i just like too?? I guess everyone has there style, be it British English or the Right Way....:)

[JPaul]

Life has been good. The sprogs are all growing nicely, number 1 son is now 30, he and Mrs JP went to Dublin and were all touristy for his bidet. Drinking Guinness and the like no less.

Both he and number two son are living with their respective domestic partners. Number 3 son and daughter one are still living at chez moi.

Frankly it seems unlikely they will ever leave. Though the wean is now deciding which University she will attend.

How goes thing with you, other than winding up the delicately nurtured online.

Inevitable turn of events since last we spoke, mate. Pseudo-divorced. You can't get divorced if you weren't married in the first place, yet you can. There's a moment of decree nisi in these things. She's now free to carry out acts of wanton obsessive compulsion uncritiqued. She recently joined St John's ambulance service. Don't get squashed in a crowd, mate.

But that was yonks ago. Now got a spastic corporate career and the kids at the weekend. I like it. Except existence is futile and all that.

I suppose liking things makes the whole futility of existence a bit more bearable.

I have now had what can only be described as an epiphanic moment. True Story.

This is my new motto "I suppose liking things makes the whole futility of existence a bit more bearable."

[JPaul]

Any exclamation mark is completely unnecessary. They are stage directions, not figures of speech.

I fucking hate them. And I don't need a fucking exclamation mark to express that.

Wurd.

[shaina]

Any exclamation mark is completely unnecessary. They are stage directions, not figures of speech.
I fucking hate them. And I don't need a fucking exclamation mark to express that.

To each there own right Pirate:whistling

[chalice]

Yep. All you need is like.

[JPaul]

Maybe you can explain something to me, do you in some way think that using two question marks rather than the more traditional one (I never use them at all as I find it too elaborate) somehow makes it more interrogative. It's just something I've always wondered about, along with multiple exclamation marks, why would anyone do that.

Habit?? Or maybe i just like too?? I guess everyone has there style, be it British English or the Right Way....:)

I'm not really understanding that, given your aviator. You could be a merkin, from Canadia or Palestine.

Do any of those actually understand irony.

[shaina]

Wurd.

I sorry did you mean "Word" ??

[JPaul]

Yep. All you need is like.

:lol: :earl:

Your new motto, Shirley.

[JPaul]

Wurd.

I sorry did you mean "Word" ??

I no know, English be hard for me.

[shaina]

I'm not really understanding that, given your aviator. You could be a merkin, from Canadia or Palestine.

Actually born and live in Canada close to an American border , Where is Palestine?? I have never herd of such place?? Is there actually a place with that name exists? Are you a Limey/Welsh Brit?? from Britain I really can't tell from your avatar?

[shaina]

I no know, English be hard for me.

I couldn't tell :rolleyes: The Irony of it.....

And it was no(forgot the apostrophe) and the person it was actually posted for did get the meaning, sorry you didn't..

[JPaul]

I'm not really understanding that, given your aviator. You could be a merkin, from Canadia or Palestine.

Actually born and live in Canada close to an American border , Where is Palestine?? I have never herd of such place?? Is there actually a place with that name exists? Are you a Limey/Welsh Brit?? from Britain I really can't tell from your avatar?

Ah, from Canadia, apologies. I assumed English was your first language.

[shaina]

Ah, from Canadia, apologies. I assumed English was your first language.
It is... just like the rest of the world, and not the Segregated one you speak and write:idunno:

My apologies to you:)

PS. But i do like the Bond Films:D, at least one good thing comes out of your side of the Pond...

[IdolEyes787]

English isn't even England's first language so go figure.

[shaina]

English isn't even England's first language so go figure.


:lol: :artist: :artist: :lol:

It deserved two for that one....

[chalice]

English isn't even England's first language so go figure.


:lol: :artist: :artist: :lol:

It deserved two for that one....

Yes. Jolly well done, Idol. Canadia rulez.

[IdolEyes787]

Yeah I pretty much got that already with Justin Bieiber's success.

[shaina]

Yeah I pretty much got that already with Justin Bieiber's success.

Is he not an American Citizen now:whistling He is good friends with Brian Adams guy??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqhELBUdYqM

Brings me back to the good old days:D

[chalice]

Yeah I pretty much got that already with Justin Bieiber's success.

Can you not contact your secret service or suchlike to dungeon the fuck out of this monkey? He's bringing you all down.

[chalice]

And I don't mean Justin. He is counterbalanced by Leonard Cohen. It's a tender balance.

[IdolEyes787]

Being Canadian we don't have a secret service we only have a service and so every time they try and take him he sees them coming.

Freedom is apparently some sort of double-edged sword.

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXM95WyJjM

[shaina]

And I don't mean Justin. He is counterbalanced by Leonard Cohen. It's a tender balance.

Chalice you are a Dinosaur in a Single Malt age, see if you can figure that one out....

[shaina]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWlDxHnjg8

[JPaul]

English isn't even England's first language so go figure.

Casual racism ftw.

[chalice]

And I don't mean Justin. He is counterbalanced by Leonard Cohen. It's a tender balance.

Chalice you are a Dinosaur in a Single Malt age, see if you can figure that one out....

Just as soon as I get my spastic diploma, I'll be sure to give that a good old think for you.

In the meantime, do you actually realise how painfully crass you're coming across as on this board? Can you not feel the global shudder as these words leave your digits?

[JPaul]

Chalice you are a Dinosaur in a Single Malt age, see if you can figure that one out....

Just as soon as I get my spastic diploma, I'll be sure to give that a good old think for you.

In the meantime, do you actually realise how painfully crass you're coming across as on this board? Can you not feel the global shudder as these words leave your digits?

" ... words leave your digits"

Genious.

[shaina]

In the meantime, do you actually realise how painfully crass you're coming across as on this board? Can you not feel the global shudder as these words leave your digits?

If you don't like it .... Do what you do best and leave:yup: Without your short visits here i think this place will survive without you.
And if anyone is Ignorant... I think you win that battle Chalice..And it is really funny how you try to act like a child using kid internet words to communicate..
Good luck in life...

[IdolEyes787]

He fakes right.He goes left.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMP6WEEYgzs

[shaina]

This guy is center stage:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_7IPy7uoI

[JPaul]

I still say this thread was better when it was about somebody else's beard.

[shaina]

I still say this thread was better when it was about somebody else's beard.

You may be right:yup:

[IdolEyes787]

I still say that the current beard trend is based on feelings of insecurity and herd instinct and so inherently ghey so we seem at an impasse.

[IdolEyes787]

I promise not to post any more videos unless I feel like it if that makes you happy though.

[chalice]

I say keep em doggies rollin'. And Idol is addicted to moose.

[IdolEyes787]

There I just gave your existence a bit more meaning.

[IdolEyes787]

I have to admit it use to be the occasional moose at a party or maybe after a hard day at work but now it's gotten so bad that it's moose all the time and even worse I've taken to mainlining them.

[chalice]

Meaning is unquantifiable. Sorry. You can't add it up like books you've read.

[IdolEyes787]

Actually all my videos have a point, it's just subtle so that Mary doesn't get angry angrier.

[IdolEyes787]

This is a beard video so technically it doesn't count.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4fdFYIFPxY

[IdolEyes787]

Meaning is unquantifiable. Sorry. You can't add it up like books you've read.

Just because something is wrong doesn't mean you can't do it. See entire history of US politics for examples.

[IdolEyes787]

Btw that poem got really ghey about two minutes in which supports my point about beards.

[shaina]

that it's moose all the time and even worse I've taken to mainlining them.

Is that code for Steroids:unsure: You should be ashamed of yourself Lance:whistling

The rumor on the new batch of steroids is they put pimples on your pecker!... Now say that five times fast:P

Did you see the guilty verdict on Oscar Pistorius?? After the verdict was announced he grew a beard :fear:. And i think a turtle popped out of his keister as well :O

I think he is flying to Turkey and coming to Canada with the refugees :unsure: with the new beard, he should fit in fine....

[shaina]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iO8fZKAQv4

[shaina]

This guy speaks American:D And there beards might be in a different place:D If any.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INGVfl_aw2Y

[megabyteme]

I knew I should have bought in to this thread back when it was only a few posts worth. Bad investment strategy on my part, it seems- like not jumping on Lehman Bros when it was like $.0004 per share, or Bitcoins when they were free for allowing whatever it is that Bitcoins do on your PC when you aren't looking... :sadwalk:

[shaina]

I knew I should have bought in to this thread back when it was only a few posts worth. Bad investment strategy on my part, it seems- like not jumping on Lehman Bros when it was like $.0004 per share, or Bitcoins when they were free for allowing whatever it is that Bitcoins do on your PC when you aren't looking... :sadwalk:


That is really some Deep shit!, I think :unsure:
I can tell you i could feel my beard growing while i was reading it....:whistling

Nice to see you Meg:)

[megabyteme]

Nice to see you Meg:)

Hi, Shay. I need to wrap up my class, then I have a full month off of skule!

[shaina]

Hi, Shay. I need to wrap up my class, then I have a full month off of skule!

That sounds great!, I will bet you are really looking forward to the break. The weather here is still mild, but i will be on my way soon to sunny FLA. I can't wait for at least better golfing weather. So far my Daughter is the only one interested in going(my wife can't wait for the pool and warmer weather!!), the boys are going to stay home..
How abut you? Do you have any plans over the Christmas break? I know relaxing will be in there, even know the Kiddies will be driving you nuts!!:D

[shaina]

Meg... Are you teaching??

[mjmacky]

Dear Jew who gets no adjective assignment in this greeting,

Play nice with chalice, for he's very sensitive. You'll feel every laceration he delivers to his prepalms. You'll feel them!!

[megabyteme]

Meg... Are you teaching??

Only occasional one-on-one Sex-ED. Do what I can to promote debauchery....

[megabyteme]

Kids are the primary focus at Christmas. Much gifts. So wrapping. WOW!

Hoping to focus my head and get some much-ignored projects done around the place.

[shaina]

Dear Jew who gets no adjective assignment in this greeting,

Play nice with chalice, for he's very sensitive. You'll feel every laceration he delivers to his prepalms. You'll feel them!!

First off.... I don't give a rats ass fuck about Chalice!, and if you do that is great for you...
As for the word you used in the first sentence... I would never expect you to use it in a bothersome way towards me, and i figure that you will try your best in the future to not use it in any sentence you type....

[shaina]

Kids are the primary focus at Christmas. Much gifts. So wrapping. WOW!
Hoping to focus my head and get some much-ignored projects done around the place.
That sounds fun for the kids.... Presents!!
I did all my winterizing crap a few weeks back, and it was nice to get my kids help:, i am starting to feel my age now.. or at least my body is, the brain? well that still thinks it is 20..:01:
Not much to do inside just throw out accumulated crap, that i end up procrastinating every year:noes:
When you made your comment about school, i got the feeling (my class) that you might be assisting... But i am glad you will have a nice size break to catch up with your chores and i hope some rest...
Did you move the farm in the house? or did you winterize the condo you built for them outside??

PS.. Is removing the Mel Gibson poster on the list LOL!! Fuck i miss watching the Lethal Weapon series... Stupid ass what he did...

[shaina]

Only occasional one-on-one Sex-ED. Do what I can to promote debauchery....

:noes: :noes: :noes: :noes:

[mjmacky]

Dear Jew who gets no adjective assignment in this greeting,

Play nice with chalice, for he's very sensitive. You'll feel every laceration he delivers to his prepalms. You'll feel them!!

First off.... I don't give a rats ass fuck about Chalice!, and if you do that is great for you...
As for the word you used in the first sentence... I would never expect you to use it in a bothersome way towards me, and i figure that you will try your best in the future to not use it in any sentence you type....

If you thought I was attempting to defend the Irishman, you're mistaken. He needs no help from me. Rather, I gave you a friendly heads up. Also, since I don't harbor any generalized ill will toward any race, gender, or sexual identity, I find no inherent offensiveness in my saying or typing "Jew", "nigger", "nigga", "chick", "bitch", "spick", "broad", "cunt", "shifty fucking Jew", "fudge packer", or "prude Jew broad who refuses to blow me". The historical context for each term is not absent in my mind, but their abuses have always been accompanied by poor intent. Single out any word that isn't universally despised (hint: there are no such words), and ask me to refrain from using them, and you'll have no sympathy from me about such a request. Instead, I see it as an irrational request to sate hypersensitivity. When it comes to sensitivities and insecurities, you'll find me one mean motherfucker.

A coworker once heard me refer to the sneaky practices of financial institutions as rape, and then he commanded that I do not use the word rape again. I locked eyes with him and said to his face, "rape". My eyes begged him to take it a step further so that I felt the proper motivation to punch his protruding teeth back to the roof of his mouth. I would have even settled for me to tear him apart verbally. He turned away quietly, robbing me of an opportunity to get myself fired for the first time, but it partially eased the tensions for every one else in the room.

I once knew a Jew who identified with his Jewishness. I referred to him as a Jew instead of his made up alias, and he took offense to the word Jew. Is this Jew offended at the mere mention of his defined identity? Let me tell you that a Jew is a person who has an ethnic identity not tied to any land. The Jews found a modern national identity after WWII, Israel, which was accompanied by some haphazard redrawing of borders in a relatively unstable region. The Jews were meant to have a safe haven, deservedly so, but the Israeli government has poorly handled the displaced non-Jews. I guess that was for irony's sake, and perhaps that's why they find such a staunch ally in the US.

Anyways, do you actually expect anyone to refrain from using the word Jew or any of its derivatives when Jews exist and identify themselves as such? It's absurd. If you were really serious about it, then there are two options. One is to find a way to control everyone's mind and subsequently invent a new word for those with Jewish ethnicity. I don't recommend that PC path unless you have your hands on the appropriate technology. The other option is to make sure no Jews exist to discuss, but I'll tell you that it has been attempted before and it's a terrible idea.

[megabyteme]

for every one else in the room.

ha!!! :01:

[IdolEyes787]

Meg... Are you teaching??

Only occasional one-on-one Sex-ED. Do what I can to promote debauchery....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxovzT2o4IE

[shaina]

Come on now Idol.... Give him more credit!! with all the Schooling Meg has gone through!!... Jack Black!!:noes:
Way more American:whistling
165037

Ok... Maybe too much, this one is better:yup:
165038

[shaina]

If you thought I was attempting to defend the Irishman, you're mistaken. He needs no help from me. Rather, I gave you a friendly heads up. Also, since I don't harbor any generalized ill will toward any race, gender, or sexual identity, I find no inherent offensiveness in my saying or typing "Jew", "nigger", "nigga", "chick", "bitch", "spick", "broad", "cunt", "shifty fucking Jew", "fudge packer", or "prude Jew broad who refuses to blow me". The historical context for each term is not absent in my mind, but their abuses have always been accompanied by poor intent. Single out any word that isn't universally despised (hint: there are no such words), and ask me to refrain from using them, and you'll have no sympathy from me about such a request. Instead, I see it as an irrational request to sate hypersensitivity. When it comes to sensitivities and insecurities, you'll find me one mean motherfucker.
A coworker once heard me refer to the sneaky practices of financial institutions as rape, and then he commanded that I do not use the word rape again. I locked eyes with him and said to his face, "rape". My eyes begged him to take it a step further so that I felt the proper motivation to punch his protruding teeth back to the roof of his mouth. I would have even settled for me to tear him apart verbally. He turned away quietly, robbing me of an opportunity to get myself fired for the first time, but it partially eased the tensions for every one else in the room.
I once knew a Jew who identified with his Jewishness. I referred to him as a Jew instead of his made up alias, and he took offense to the word Jew. Is this Jew offended at the mere mention of his defined identity? Let me tell you that a Jew is a person who has an ethnic identity not tied to any land. The Jews found a modern national identity after WWII, Israel, which was accompanied by some haphazard redrawing of borders in a relatively unstable region. The Jews were meant to have a safe haven, deservedly so, but the Israeli government has poorly handled the displaced non-Jews. I guess that was for irony's sake, and perhaps that's why they find such a staunch ally in the US.
Anyways, do you actually expect anyone to refrain from using the word Jew or any of its derivatives when Jews exist and identify themselves as such? It's absurd. If you were really serious about it, then there are two options. One is to find a way to control everyone's mind and subsequently invent a new word for those with Jewish ethnicity. I don't recommend that PC path unless you have your hands on the appropriate technology. The other option is to make sure no Jews exist to discuss, but I'll tell you that it has been attempted before and it's a terrible idea.

My Legal Advisers and my Consigliere have advised me to give a very simple statement to your Ignorance, and Inaccurate/False Horseshit!! ...

"Fuck you, I am what I am...and I wouldn't ever change that"

End of quote.....

[chalice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbEBvU_0Sw

[mjmacky]

"Fuck you, I am what I am...and I wouldn't ever change that"

End of quote.....

But are you the word police or not?

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TRoMSG-5I

[JPaul]

Everyone sing a long.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ayaJdbauE

[IdolEyes787]

First let me get my white suit and platform heels.

[JPaul]

I think most people assumed you wore them pretty much all of the thyme.

[IdolEyes787]

I try to change it up so I don't get stuck in a fashion funk.

[shaina]

But are you the word police or not?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54UdQP4H-jI

[shaina]

First let me get my white suit and platform heels.
Idol.. It looks easier than riding a bicycle:whistling


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSVSbdmrT0U

[IdolEyes787]

Do not take the bicycle's name in vain.

[shaina]

Do not take the bicycle's name in vain.

MY Bad!!! :lol: