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Billy_Dean
11-24-2003, 05:33 PM
So many people love Bill Gates and all he's done for us, that I thought you should have the opportunity to express your gratitude.

http://server4.uploadit.org/files/241103-window.jpg

So pay your homage here, don't hold back.


:)

dwightfry
11-24-2003, 05:47 PM
Oh....Bill Gates, you rich son of a bitch.


....


That's all I have.

h121589
11-24-2003, 05:53 PM
i wish i had Bill Gates money

j2k4
11-24-2003, 05:55 PM
Mr. Gates-

I would like to offer up my most heartfelt thanks for what you have, um.....wrought. :D

I'm sure my colleagues on the board join me in this sentiment. :)

Billy_Dean
11-24-2003, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by h121589@25 November 2003 - 02:53
i wish i had Bill Gates money
Here you go, write and ask him for some.

Free money for all. (http://www.gatesfoundation.org/default.htm)


:)

Billy_Dean
11-24-2003, 05:59 PM
Or, take a tour of his house. (http://www.usnews.com/usnews/nycu/tech/billgate/gates.htm)


:)

bigboab
11-24-2003, 06:43 PM
Metaphorically would it be possible for Gates to open Doors for us? Or will we have to use the Windows?

UKMan
11-24-2003, 06:45 PM
Mr Gates, is it true you are The Beast as spoken of in the Book Of Revelations??

If you say NO, then i'll know your lieing.

Peace
UKMan

Spindulik
11-24-2003, 09:24 PM
Without Bill Gates' Windows OS, I would have never been able to download RadHat LINUX.

Guillaume
11-24-2003, 09:31 PM
Yes, I really appreciate what you did for us Bill...

Now, if you'd be so kind as to pull your pants down and bend over, I might be able to return the favors you gave us so kindly... http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/fingerright.gif

Snee
11-24-2003, 09:34 PM
Now, now, he's only doing what you'd do...

If you were a greedy soulless unoriginal SOB.

fugley
11-24-2003, 09:39 PM
Are we talking about the geezer what invented graviteeeeeeeee?? :blink:

Illuminati
11-24-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by fugley@24 November 2003 - 22:39
Are we talking about the geezer what invented graviteeeeeeeee?? :blink:
You mean Newton? He was a lying SOB as well

He caught that f£$%ing apple :P

BAZ_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 01:50 AM
Over priced for some, out priced for others.
Why rip off the schools.
Time to give & not take

Abe
11-25-2003, 03:45 AM
Thank yo..........rebooting....................u Bill for al.............rebooting........l the cool soft.............rebooting ........ERROR HACKER ALERT!......................rebooting.............ware you gave me. :o
PAYPAL ACCOUNT EMPTY.......PLZ DOWNLOAD MC UPDATE SO YOU CAN DL ANOTHER 1 IN TWO DAYS

SniperInTheShadows
11-25-2003, 04:58 AM
To Old 'i'm to rich for my shirt' Bill

Thank&#39;s for, uu, wait, i&#39;m sure there was something I wanted to show my appreciation for but whilst typing this Window&#39;s froze and in my frustration I forgot what it was <_< :angry:

Uu, yea, I remember, thank&#39;s for the dl of Window&#39;s XP via Kazaa as Windows ME was doing my nogging in with all the crashes everytime I tried to do bugger all on it, though f&#39;u for making me dl it twice due to the first dl being corrupt.

Thank&#39;s for the overly priced piece&#39;s of crap you release, i&#39;m not a rich bastard like you and can&#39;t afford stuff like that :(

But, mostly, thank&#39;s for being so rich, as it give&#39;s me someone to hate for being such a corporate bully and mongrel that can get away with unfair trading and shit.

Sniper.

shinzuiski
11-25-2003, 05:14 AM
BIll gates is gay..... :ph34r:

Billy_Dean
11-25-2003, 05:39 AM
Just a small part of this years money he&#39;s given away.

International Partnership for Microbicides
&#036;60,127,319 over 5 years to strengthen capacity in microbicide development

CDC Foundation
&#036;1,000,000 over 1 year to support the CDC Foundation&#39;s collaborative efforts with the United States Department of Health and Human Services to begin rebuilding the healthcare infrastructure in Afghanistan

International Medical Corps
&#036;500,000 over 9 months to develop a training program for female OB/GYNs at Rabia Balkhi Women&#39;s Hospital in Kabul, Afghanistan4.

World Health Organization
&#036;350,000 over 1 year to support activities for the surveillance and containment of drug resistance in malaria, HIV and TB4.

International Rescue Committee
&#036;1,000,000 over 1 year to support the International Rescue Committee&#39;s Health Unit, a hub of centralized technical expertise that supports field operations in 26 countries4.

United States Fund for UNICEF
&#036;300,000 over 1 year to support the GAVI Secretariat

Council on Foreign Relations
&#036;1,000,000 over 5 years to fund a chair in Global Health Policy studies to integrate health issues into US foreign policy

Albert B. Sabin Vaccine Institute, Inc.
&#036;77,870 over 1 year to support a colloquia on the topic of chlamydia vaccines

Johns Hopkins University
&#036;40,000,000 over 10 years to expand the Bill & Melinda Gates Institute for Population and Reproductive Health to strengthen leadership and institutions in the developing countries

University of Washington Foundation
&#036;29,989,259 over 4 years to facilitate a multi-site study in Africa to assess the efficacy of acyclovir treatment on the sexual transmission of HIV3.

University of California San Francisco
&#036;555,727 over 3 years to support the monitoring and evaluation of a vector control program in Vanuatu

Barnard College
&#036;17,500 over 1 year to support the Barnard Summit: Women and Health on April 5, 2003

International Union Against Tuberculosis and Lung Disease (IUATLD)
&#036;20,000 over 1 year to support a session on TB/HIV at the meeting of IUATLD in the Fall of 2003

The Vaccine Fund
&#036;3,500,000 over 1 year to support the Global Alliance for Vaccines and Immunizations (GAVI) work plan

The Henry J. Kaiser Family Foundation
&#036;500,000 over 1 year to support the development of Kaiser Family Foundation&#39;s global public education initiative with Viacom on HIV/AIDS

CARE
&#036;500,000 over 16 months to provide emergency health reconstruction in Maniema Province, Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC)

Gordon Research Conferences
&#036;40,000 over 6 months to support scholarships for research workers from malaria-endemic countries to the Gordon Malaria Conference

Association pour l&#39;Aide a la Medecine Preventive
&#036;732,976 over 1 year to support emergency funds to conduct surveillance work for meningococcal meningitis in sub-Saharan Africa

United Way International
&#036;250,000 to support United Way International&#39;s China Earthquake Relief Fund, which was launched in response to a severe earthquake that struck western China on February 24, 2003

EngenderHealth
&#036;3,000,000 over 4 years to improve prevention, treatment and management of obstetric fistula by increasing the capacity of local health systems and ensuring sustainability in two to four African countries


Global Health Donations. (http://www.gatesfoundation.org/GlobalHealth/Grants/default.htm)


:)

Rip The Jacker
11-25-2003, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by Spindulik@24 November 2003 - 13:24
Without Bill Gates&#39; Windows OS, I would have never been able to download RadHat LINUX.
Backstabber. :P

sparselyı
11-25-2003, 06:00 AM
Well, I don&#39;t know who this Bill Gates might be, but one time, I was at the Waffle House and I was really wasted (had been eating Tequila-Pudding and drinking Mushroom Tea all day & night)...
and at one point my waitress came over to offer me another heap of napkins (there was syrup everywhere&#33;) and she startled me,
causing me to drop my fork.
As I bent down to pick it up I noticed that my left leg had somehow fallen off, and was lying on the floor, just out of my reach.
I struggled with it for a while, and ended up with syrup in my hair, until a very nice man named Phil Gates came to my aid.
He was actually a Vietnam vet and crazy as a junior-high paint-huffer, but he was quite nice and helped me with my leg.
(Turned out it wasn&#39;t my leg at all...must&#39;ve been a trick of the light, or swamp gases, like on those UFO photos)

I am forever in debt to that man, Phil Gates. If not for him, I would probably still be in that Waffle House, threatening the other patrons
for a copy of the daily newspaper.

here&#39;s to you Phil&#33;
http://www.dur.ac.uk/biological.sciences/Staff/Gates/gates.jpg

Billy_Dean
11-25-2003, 08:31 AM
http://server4.uploadit.org/files/241103-eddie-bill%20gates.jpg

Not a bump.


:)

Keikan
11-25-2003, 08:33 AM
Thanks Bill for Windows&#33; But I still won&#39;t pay for your software...ever

Wednesday
12-03-2003, 01:44 AM
Without Bill Gates people like this would be out of work.here (http://www.annoyances.org)

Spindulik
12-03-2003, 02:05 AM
I would like to thank Bill, in appreciation for the great software systems around. I would like to thank IBM computers (in the early 1990&#39;s) for agreeing to include Windows "free", without ever noticing that the user bought a "license" and not the software, and that Bill still owns it. Now all of the computer giants have followed suit. I would like to thank Bill for charging outrageous prices for Windows3.0 then suddenly introduce Windows95 for double the outrageous price, to only toss Windows98 at us again. I like to thank Bill for all of the blue screens across the world. Lost DATA and high prices for technical support. I would like to thank Bill for charging me &#036;200.00 to "let me use" a copy of WindowsXP Home Edition, only to find out that he next version is soon to come, and supposed to be better. I thank Bill for charging so much for Windows that he gave copies of it for free to other people and schools. I would like to thank bill for making it possible for me to download LINUX for free, via Microsoft Windows, then delete Windows.

-Thanks Bill gates
Love Spindulik

colt45joe
12-03-2003, 02:13 AM
i havent had any problems with windows xp, i had a few with 95 and 98... but whatever, i dont really get why so many people hate him, just because he has a lot of money i guess.

Busyman
12-03-2003, 06:18 AM
Thanks Bill

You help set the standard for computing so most of the people complaining here could talk to each other.
Oh I&#39;m sorry you fucked things up. I wanted the guy down the street to use BeOS while the guy up the street uses OS2/Warp so they could NOT communicate with my PC that&#39;s running Pascal.
You really ruined things and all now that I&#39;m able to pay bills online. I liked writing checks.
And downloading movies. You support piracy because we get these movies using your OS.
You harmed me the consumer. I spent my &#036;90 too quickly for these conveniences.
You harmed me the consumer again when you offered your browser for free when Netscape, who had 90% of the market, charged me money for theirs. Shame on you.
"I" am harmed by what you did to Sun Microsystems
Apple claims you stole their OS that they stole from Xerox :lol: .

Say it ain&#39;t so Bill say it ain&#39;t so.

j2k4
12-03-2003, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by Busyman@3 December 2003 - 02:18
Thanks Bill

You help set the standard for computing so most of the people complaining here could talk to each other.
Oh I&#39;m sorry you fucked things up. I wanted the guy down the street to use BeOS while the guy up the street uses OS2/Warp so they could NOT communicate with my PC that&#39;s running Pascal.
You really ruined things and all now that I&#39;m able to pay bills online. I liked writing checks.
And downloading movies. You support piracy because we get these movies using your OS.
You harmed me the consumer. I spent my &#036;90 too quickly for these conveniences.
You harmed me the consumer again when you offered your browser for free when Netscape, who had 90% of the market, charged me money for theirs. Shame on you.
"I" am harmed by what you did to Sun Microsystems
Apple claims you stole their OS that they stole from Xerox :lol: .

Say it ain&#39;t so Bill say it ain&#39;t so.
:lol:

You sound like the Anti-Michael Moore.

Well done. ;)

Busyman
12-03-2003, 06:34 AM
Aww I like ole&#39; Mike to an extent. He&#39;s a little too one sided though.

Billy_Dean
12-03-2003, 10:06 AM
I&#39;m glad he takes my money, or I&#39;d be spending it on drugs and sleeping rough.


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:)

muchspl2
12-03-2003, 10:13 AM
out