Onan The Barbarian

[JPaul]

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[Something Else]

The classic change or remove a letter gag.



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[JPaul]

That fillum makes me think of ewe.

Withnail: Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up!
Marwood: No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. I've looked into it. Listen to me, listen to me! There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Wait till the morning, we'll go in together.
Withnail: This IS the morning. Stand aside!
Marwood: [holding him back] You don't understand. I think there may be something living in there, I think there may be something alive.
Withnail: What do you mean? A rat?
Marwood: It's possible, it's possible.
Withnail: Then the fucker will rue the day!

[Something Else]

:lol:

Oh the memories. That makes me think of me too. I'm the one in the sink presumably. Not the Camberwell Carrot toting hippie. :unsure:

[JPaul]

You are definitely him

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[Something Else]

Yes, butt. I can only drive a tractor.

That really doesn't help my case. Does it.

[JPaul]

I had always assumed you were an excellent tractor driver.

What with the hole hippy / garden / rainbow motif.

[Something Else]

Pish. The Spanish Mrs.Something Else is annoyed at me. She's off back to peasant land tomorrow for the holidays and I was supposed to spend the evening with her.

The mistake I made, was to send one of the photographer chaps from somewhere else to work in London for the night. I said he could stay at mine, but he won't get here until 3 am.

She is not impressed to the max as she wanted me to stay at hers. She said that this isn't part of my job, which I agree with, but I work from home, so technically, this is my office.

Wymyns. :no:

[JPaul]

I'm with ewe on this hippy.

Who would have think you were going to be in the dog's house because of being overly dedicated to wurk.

He's not bringing some goofballs home with him by any chance.

[Mr. Mulder]

Pish. The Spanish Mrs.Something Else is annoyed at me. She's off back to peasant land tomorrow for the holidays and I was supposed to spend the evening with her.

The mistake I made, was to send one of the photographer chaps from somewhere else to work in London for the night. I said he could stay at mine, but he won't get here until 3 am.

She is not impressed to the max as she wanted me to stay at hers. She said that this isn't part of my job, which I agree with, but I work from home, so technically, this is my office.

Wymyns. :no:

She's Spanish, of course she doesn't understand work :no:

[JPaul]

Whereas your average Polish burd, now there's a worker.

[Something Else]

I'm with ewe on this hippy.

Who would have think you were going to be in the dog's house because of being overly dedicated to wurk.

He's not bringing some goofballs home with him by any chance.

He's just seen a fight in Hounslow and then seen someone get run over by a car right in front of him. He's delayed. :eyebrows:

[JPaul]

I'm with ewe on this hippy.

Who would have think you were going to be in the dog's house because of being overly dedicated to wurk.

He's not bringing some goofballs home with him by any chance.

He's just seen a fight in Hounslow and then seen someone get run over by a car right in front of him. He's delayed. :eyebrows:

Have you a link for "A fight in Hounslow", I fancy stealing that.

[Something Else]

It's the new Guy Ritchie blockbuster. Yule have to weight for a local screening.

[JPaul]

It's not Shylock but theirs plenty of action.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vOodXVXmL4

[Something Else]

I'm proud to say I've never been to Hounslow and I'm ashamed to admit I will be watching it to the max, as I did that video you posted.

Hounslow is to London as a mole on a celebrity's chin is to a celebrity's chin, or something else.

[JPaul]

You sent a stranger to Hounslow to get you goofballs but you've never been there yourself.

That seems a bit harsh.

[Something Else]

Every fat secret agent needs a fat controller.

[JPaul]

That's true, us fat bhoys will not listen to the waif like.

It requires someone of a similar carriage just to get our attention.

[Something Else]

Was that a reference to the video ewe poasted in the other thread.

That, or you're inferring that Glaswegians have similar taste to Jamaicans in wymyns.

[JPaul]

Don't you be rodding me with the old implying v inferring nonsense, I know what you're up to.

[Something Else]

He's scene right thro' it, but not walked in to it.

Fairy nuff.

[JPaul]

The recent Big Bang Three where they juxtaposed Sheldon getting his hole with the other one's seeing the new Store Wars film was quality.

True Story.

[Something Else]

How exactly did this Shell don a whole.

Quiz Up. An iOS game. Test your knowledge against other people etc. It's quite good. I was high on goofballs the other night and fell in love with a girl's mind.

I'm aiming to catch up a friend who is rated highly in the '30 Rock' category. There's a category for most things. You might even be able to make your own. Question.

Have you watched 30 Rock, JP. Here's a clip.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoE8ZgzaX7A

[Something Else]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbk4Bvic5jA

[JPaul]

I have never watched 30 Rock

Lost

Breaking Bad

Battlestar Gallactica (the modern one)

Battlestar Gallactica (The original one)

Throne of Games

And a very wide variety of things which are apparently "must see". Given that to the best of my knowledge I am not actually dead I fail to understand why they are "must see".

[JPaul]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbk4Bvic5jA

That made me :smirk:

I'm not by nature a smirker.

[Something Else]

Out of context, it does that. Within the context of lots of other well written comedy it blends in and stands out at the same time.

[JPaul]

Blending in and standing out at the same thyme, now that's a trick.

[Something Else]

Something only a fat secret agent could pull off. :shifty:

[JPaul]

Something only a fat secret agent could pull off. :shifty:

Indeed, I have pulled off a fat secret agent many thymes.