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JPaul
01-17-2016, 02:47 PM
http://www2.b3ta.com/namethatbeard/

IdolEyes787
01-17-2016, 03:02 PM
Regardless of anything else, I'm going to have to say your wife.

shaina
01-17-2016, 03:13 PM
Regardless of anything else, I'm going to have to say your wife.

What do you ask next??.. Which one is the Pitcher or Catcher??:unsure:

JPaul
01-17-2016, 04:23 PM
Would the phrase "Canadian pricks" be considered tautology.

shaina
01-17-2016, 04:31 PM
Would the phrase "Canadian pricks" be considered tautology.

From a Fuck Face like you?? No not really:D

Nor would it have any plausible truth to it :happy:

IdolEyes787
01-17-2016, 05:08 PM
In JPaul's defense,while everyone's a critic, not everyone is able to take criticism. :)

JPaul
01-17-2016, 05:57 PM
Would the phrase "Canadian pricks" be considered tautology.

From a Fuck Face like you?? No not really:D

Nor would it have any plausible truth to it :happy:

If I thought for a second you understood irony I would consider the second sentence there to be approaching clever.

Unfortunately we both know you don't, so let's put it down to serendipity.

IdolEyes787
01-17-2016, 06:01 PM
Also in JPaul's defense, not all people have a sense of humour.

shaina
01-17-2016, 06:06 PM
If I thought for a second you understood irony I would consider the second sentence there to be approaching clever.
Unfortunately we both know you don't, so let's put it down to serendipity.

So Fuck Face it is... Or Fuck Face you are??:idunno:

I guess Irony is not my strong suit ;)

shaina
01-17-2016, 06:12 PM
Also in JPaul's defense, not all people have a sense of humour.

:drummer:

JPaul
01-17-2016, 06:44 PM
If I thought for a second you understood irony I would consider the second sentence there to be approaching clever.
Unfortunately we both know you don't, so let's put it down to serendipity.

So Fuck Face it is... Or Fuck Face you are??:idunno:

I guess Irony is not my strong suit ;)

No need to guess, the evidence is all there.

shaina
01-17-2016, 06:50 PM
No need to guess, the evidence is all there.

That you are a Fuck Face?? Ya i know the evidence has always been there:)

Isn't that just the Irony of it........:01:

JPaul
01-17-2016, 07:03 PM
No need to guess, the evidence is all there.

That you are a Fuck Face?? Ya i know the evidence has always been there:)

Isn't that just the Irony of it........:01:

You must be a riot with the other children, your badinage is top quality.

shaina
01-17-2016, 07:09 PM
You must be a riot with All of your friends, your badinage is top quality.

Corrected...
And yes i can say that would be true:D
How about yourself??

Or are you still hearing that buzzing noise that nobody responded too?? I guess you are too Witty for people here:idunno:

Is it considered Irony that i am now trying to grow a beard on my face and the other day i shaved my Nut sack??
Or is that just Badinage at its best:unsure:

JPaul
01-17-2016, 07:44 PM
You must be a riot with All of your friends, your badinage is top quality.

Corrected...
And yes i can say that would be true:D
How about yourself??

Or are you still hearing that buzzing noise that nobody responded too?? I guess you are too Witty for people here:idunno:

Is it considered Irony that i am now trying to grow a beard on my face and the other day i shaved my Nut sack??
Or is that just Badinage at its best:unsure:

It wasn't intended to be witty, I really do hear that noise in those circumstances and was wondering what it was.

If no-one knows, or chooses to explain it then fair enough.

shaina
01-17-2016, 07:49 PM
It wasn't intended to be witty, I really do hear that noise in those circumstances and was wondering what it was.
If no-one knows, or chooses to explain it then fair enough.

My apologies JP....
You may have been better off asking in a different section not the lounge:yup:(And i don't use Chrome i use Mozilla)

Now really.... What do you think about that Nut Sack thing??

Something Else
01-17-2016, 08:30 PM
I managed to name quite a few of the beards correctly. 8 out of 10. True story.

mjmacky
01-18-2016, 09:31 AM
If no-one knows, or chooses to explain it then fair enough.

I'm a mechanism person, so I'd normally be curious, but since it's only affecting you to the best of my knowledge, I'll have to relegate to solutions.

Try stabbing your ear drums with a pencil. You can use the same pencil for both eardrums or the same pencil, your choice.

Barbarossa
01-18-2016, 09:33 AM
Would the phrase "Canadian pricks" be considered tautology.

Almost certainly.

Remember that fucking arsehole who got run over - what was his name? Seedless or something.

Biggles
01-18-2016, 02:20 PM
I got 7 - was particularly pleased at getting the last one right :)

Something Else
01-18-2016, 04:59 PM
I'm sure IdleIce made a much better beard joke in a previous beard thread. Performance has dipped. Lance Armstrong-esque.

JPaul
01-21-2016, 07:50 PM
This phoatie should have been enough evidence that he was cheating bar steward.

That is one terrible excuse for a beard.

165288

Something Else
01-22-2016, 01:07 PM
The whisps of guilt were already rearing through that leathery tapestry of a face. :no:

JPaul
01-23-2016, 06:59 PM
I've just got the virgin 200Mb internet.

I now only have to wait seconds to steal things not to watch.

It's quality.

Something Else
01-23-2016, 10:32 PM
FFS. Mrs JP knows no bounds.

My internets has regressed in speed since it's peak in late 2012 at 120Mb. It's down to 10Mb now. Things take so long to steal, I end up actually watching them.

mjmacky
01-24-2016, 10:24 AM
FFS. Mrs JP knows no bounds.

My internets has regressed in speed since it's peak in late 2012 at 120Mb. It's down to 10Mb now. Things take so long to steal, I end up actually watching them.
It's its, but I'm in a similar boat. I went from 40 Mbps to less than 1 Mbps, so I watch them twice.

Someone else step into this competition of patheticism.

JPaul
01-24-2016, 07:15 PM
FFS. Mrs JP knows no bounds.

My internets has regressed in speed since it's peak in late 2012 at 120Mb. It's down to 10Mb now. Things take so long to steal, I end up actually watching them.

It's so bad I'm having to download TV series as well as films so that I am getting more to not watch.