I wonder if a lot of prostitutes in NYC carry STDs

[OlegL]

Well... I am still struggling with this virginity thing. So, I wonder if prostitutes in NYC carry STDs and if I'll endanger my health by sleeping with them. I wish anyone knew the answer to this question.
I am 34... I am getting old...
I wanna fuck an attractive woman and reproduce.

[Something Else]

So you'd like to get a prostitute pregnant. Why not try a mail-order bride. That might suit you better.

[IdolEyes787]

. I am still struggling with this virginity thing...I am 34...
I wanna fuck an attractive woman and reproduce.

In what world do you think this could possibly turn out well?

Life isn't the movies, which is probably good because zombies.


If you want my honest suggestion, which obviously you don't, you need to stay away from porn and get another hobby like basically anything.

[Biggles]

Well... I am still struggling with this virginity thing. So, I wonder if prostitutes in NYC carry STDs and if I'll endanger my health by sleeping with them. I wish anyone knew the answer to this question.
I am 34... I am getting old...
I wanna fuck an attractive woman and reproduce.

I don't have any personal experience of ladies of negotiable affection at all, at all but I am given to understand that they use condoms and that if you want STDs you have to pay extra.

[mjmacky]

Well... I am still struggling with this virginity thing. So, I wonder if prostitutes in NYC carry STDs and if I'll endanger my health by sleeping with them. I wish anyone knew the answer to this question.
I am 34... I am getting old...
I wanna fuck an attractive woman and reproduce.

Forget their vagina health, you're asking a lot of a NYC prostitute, and I don't think any of them can handle it. That would end poorly for both of you. Instead, call an escort service, describe your situation, and let them determine if they have anyone who can handle the case.

Give up on reproduction and adopt if you're so keen on parenthood. Just make sure the child is coming from a really bad situation since we don't won't to force a downgrade upon the poor bastard. Maybe one who was raped by a step-father and neighborhood dog simultaneously, which was recorded, and then the minor was charged with child pornography and tried as an adult. It'd be an almost lateral move.

[Fishy2]

Sometimes I with this forum had a like button for posts

[IdolEyes787]

Sometimes I wish this forum had posts.

[megabyteme]

Sometimes I wish this forum had posts.
Sometimes it is better when it doesn't...

Kinda like Oleg's reproductive pursuits.

I'd truly like to hear the conversation as Oleg negotiated 'wanting to reproduce' with a prostitute. I suspect her pimp's hand would end the discussion abruptly.

[mjmacky]

Sometimes I wish this forum had posts.
Sometimes it is better when it doesn't...

Kinda like Oleg's reproductive pursuits.

I'd truly like to hear the conversation as Oleg negotiated 'wanting to reproduce' with a prostitute. I suspect her pimp's hand would end the discussion abruptly.
Or maybe the pimp could attempt to reproduce with Oleg and a multitude of solutions are coincidentally birthed.

[IdolEyes787]

Well... I am still struggling with this virginity thing. So, I wonder if prostitutes in NYC carry STDs and if I'll endanger my health by sleeping with them. I wish anyone knew the answer to this question.
I am 34... I am getting old...
I wanna fuck an attractive woman and reproduce.

Big deal.Everybody has problems.

Like for one, you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to try an import a slave into Canada.

[megabyteme]

Big deal.Everybody has problems.

Like for one, you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to try an import a slave into Canada.

In fairness, it is pretty easy to spot the only black in Canadia. Have you considered white slavery lines? Granted, we tend to not work very hard, but we generally don't have to because...white. *highfives*

[IdolEyes787]

Clearly you are confusing Canada with your dreams, Mr. Metzger.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dayr5XQi1Rw



For the record, Canada also has a couple of the largest Chinatowns in the World with Vancouver's having the highest percentage of Chinese residents in North America.
There are more than a few places where you can't even find an English sign.

This might be seen as a problem for the average Canadian if they are not looking for Dim Sum.

[megabyteme]

Seems some snuck in. That's only like 3 families, though.

The parade draws spectators while the little niglets break into the parked cars... Get wise, Canadia!!!

[megabyteme]

For the record, Chinatowns are awesome. Guys on every corner offering to do maths homework. Cheap.

[Barbarossa]

Reproduction is not the life of rainbows and butterflies people make it out to be.

In fact it's a massive unrewarding, ungrateful, time-demanding let down.

I'm counting the days until they move out, but judging by the state of affairs in this country, they won't be able to afford to. I may have to sell them when they're 18, loike.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'll take one off your hands lyke... :shifty:

[mjmacky]

I'll take one off your hands lyke... :shifty:
Meg and I have a standing agreement similar to this proposal. I'll send you a copy of it as a sort of template. It might be a dick pic if I'm in a hurry due to similar filenames.

will be sex abused.pdf
will be sex abused.jpg

[megabyteme]

I may have to sell them when they're 18, loike.

That's like selling stock after the market crashes. Find the right 'niche' and you've got a valuable commodity there.

I'm still advertising my near-6 y/o son with Down's on Craigslist. Had MANY offers, as you'd imagine, but they keep offering 'to a good home'. That's like selling a Ferrari to someone who promises to drive it slowly. :no: