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mjmacky
02-11-2016, 07:29 PM
You know that Windows is going to clog up in the future and it's going to ruin Microsoft?

It's a bottleneck. It's sitting on top of DOS, and as people need more and more, um, megabytes, for the uses they're doing on their phones, Windows is not going to be able to handle it, and Apple is going to take off because they've got their operating system from the beginning to handle this high speed.



The lesson here is to avoid trying to sell yourself as intelligent and enlightening from the wrong orifice.

IdolEyes787
02-11-2016, 08:59 PM
`1. "You think you're all smart computer people? " This clearly does not apply to me.I'm thinking it's directed towards Fox or anon or Snee or Mulder or maybe if there is some possibility of unnecessary confusion and consternation then perhaps,Skiz.

2. I'm attempting to garner some explanation for this post and so far the best I can come up with is that it's fuck early to be this drunk on a Thursday or else Mary's account has been hack by SThPv3 or whatever his fake name is.

3. I don't try to sell myself as intelligent, it just sort of shines threw.

Gribley
02-11-2016, 09:34 PM
`1. "You think you're all smart computer people? " This clearly does not apply to me.I'm thinking it's directed towards Fox or anon or Snee or Mulder or maybe if there is some possibility of unnecessary confusion and consternation then perhaps,Skiz.

2. I'm attempting to garner some explanation for this post and so far the best I can come up with is that it's fuck early to be this drunk on a Thursday or else Mary's account has been hack by SThPv3 or whatever his fake name is.

3. I don't try to sell myself as intelligent, it just sort of shines threw.
Unless we are in a time-warp to Win95 then I would have to agree with Idol. Hence this is not a place either of us are comfortable with.

Mr. Mulder
02-11-2016, 10:06 PM
Turn it off and on again then put it in the microwave and piss on it

megabyteme
02-11-2016, 10:07 PM
Window$ is still the dominant force in PCs, but more devices are being run on other OS's now. In fact, I receive my first Chromebook (http://www.costco.com/Acer-Chromebook-R11-Touchscreen-2-in-1-Convertible-Bundle-%7C-Intel-Celeron-%7C-Bonus-Acer-Wireless-Mouse.product.100240634.html) tomorrow. :01::cool:

anon
02-12-2016, 01:36 AM
165668

It wouldn't say that if it weren't true, right?

megabyteme
02-12-2016, 01:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/trZmhrP.jpg

Something Else
02-12-2016, 02:29 AM
Turn it off and on again then put it in the microwave and piss on it

:lol: :earl:

That's some old school Mulder. Love it.

mjmacky
02-12-2016, 02:52 AM
2. I'm attempting to garner some explanation for this post and so far the best I can come up with is that it's fuck early to be this drunk on a Thursday or else Mary's account has been hack by SThPv3 or whatever his fake name is.

While on one of my bizarre tangents, this time on Youtube, I came across Gallagher stuff. For those who don't know, he's a bane to the existence of unscathed watermelons. I haven't heard his name in years, but recent articles on him (2008 and beyond) focus on the fact that his act has started to spiral into crapping on foreigners like Mexicans and Chinese and homosexuals. Listening to some of the stuff, Gallagher behaves like a bit of a petulant child in his later years, ready to interpret everything as a persecution. He walked out on a WTF interview with Marc Maron, which eventually led me to an Opie and Anthony episode with Gallagher and Patrice O'neal. I skipped ahead until I heard Gallagher say the shit I posted in the first post. The thing is that this appearance was Jan 2010, when we've already had widespread NT releases of Windows (XP, Vista, 7).

38:40


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2rqeusPZ70

anon
02-12-2016, 03:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/trZmhrP.jpg

165669

Barbarossa
02-12-2016, 09:32 AM
Microsoft is basically finished. In 10 years time they'll be like IBM. Who? Exactly.

Gribley
02-12-2016, 09:50 AM
Microsoft is basically finished. In 10 years time they'll be like IBM. Who? Exactly.
You are on the money there. Don`t think they`ll ever die totally but going to be a lot a restructures to push everything into that magic cloud that everyone loves so much. On the corp side should interesting

IBM are still ticking over (although OS/2 was total poo and their PC models were crap.... but then so was the competition back then... Elonex rings a bell).

mjmacky
02-12-2016, 09:56 AM
Microsoft is basically finished. In 10 years time they'll be like IBM. Who? Exactly.

You must provide reasons though. For example, do you think Windows can start from the middle to handle the high speed of all those phone megabytes?

By the way, what is IBM up to these days? I lost track of them after they sold off their manufacturing platform to Lenovo, and I kind of recall them indicating that they're narrowing their focus. Was it to focus on more IBme time?

shaina
02-13-2016, 04:09 AM
IBM are still ticking over

IBM is still a huge company world wide :D out of the hardware business(no money in it) and mainly in the software/code contracts etc... and there profits are huge considering they outsource most of the work, and just attach there name to it:yup:

No tag day for IBM:yup:

mjmacky
02-13-2016, 05:46 AM
Wait, I wasn't expecting people to jump on the Sledge-O-Matic bandwagon with this.

Microsoft = Windows, XBOX, Bing, Office (in no particular order). The death of Microsoft sounds like wishful thinking here.

megabyteme
02-13-2016, 06:22 AM
Windows is becoming less necessary all the time. Chromebook was setup in minutes- with all my bookmarks, chrome extensions, passwords, etc.

XBOX is probably a solid platform, as long as they don't dump known defective hardware on the public again...

Bing :lol:

Orifice has worked its way into being a business staple. I'm fed up trying to learn where they put their shit each year when they come out with a new version. I know I'm not alone. A friend was nearly in a crying rage after attempting to print an envelope a couple days ago. I searched google (not bing) for the answer. Still, it shouldn't take a search engine to find out how to print an envelope. It took 4 (easy) steps to do it...Still hidden.

Fuck Micro$oft. Jumping ship feels pretty damn good, tbh.

Snee
02-13-2016, 08:47 AM
Complaints about windows?

I can absolutely get on board with that. The reason to use it is hardly that it's the apex of operating systems. It's the third party software you can run on it.


Praising OSX as a better alternative?

Hahaha. Good one.

IdolEyes787
02-13-2016, 07:21 PM
Windows is becoming less necessary all the time. Chromebook was setup in minutes- with all my bookmarks, chrome extensions, passwords, etc.



Google. Only slightly more megalomaniacal than Microsoft.

mjmacky
02-14-2016, 01:09 PM
Bing :lol:


I once read that Bing is better for searching porn, but I don't know if that claim is valid. If it is, that's pretty significant because the Internet is essentially a place for porn.

I have desperately tried to permanently adopt alternatives to Office, but they all suck in comparison. Office annoys the fuck out of me too, but it sucks less than the alternatives.

mjmacky
02-14-2016, 01:14 PM
Complaints about windows?

Not quite. I started it to highlight the very silly statement made by a hack comedian several years ago who was trying to explain why Microsoft will be dead by 2020. Then, everyone started affirming that Microsoft will be dead. I had to do a double take because I didn't expect this thread to turn serious or anything.

Everyone,

What the hell is the matter with you?

IdolEyes787
02-14-2016, 01:30 PM
I don't have a mobile phone so I already knew that I wasn't everyone.:snooty:

IdolEyes787
02-14-2016, 01:32 PM
I once read that Bing is better for searching porn, but I don't know if that claim is valid. If it is, that's pretty significant because the Internet is essentially a place for porn.


The internet: Eerily similar to VHS tape.

mjmacky
02-14-2016, 01:35 PM
I don't have a mobile phone so I already knew that I wasn't everyone.:snooty:

Since this thread is now serious, I'm going to ask a serious question.

Do you not have a mobile phone?

IdolEyes787
02-14-2016, 01:43 PM
It's mobile in the sense that I can unplug it from the wall and carry it around the living room if I want.

mjmacky
02-14-2016, 01:48 PM
It's mobile in the sense that I can unplug it from the wall and carry it around the living room if I want.

Followup serious question: Is your toilet experience always brief or ideal?

mjmacky
02-14-2016, 01:49 PM
Let's face it, it's pretty much the only reason we can rely on to justify keeping these things.

IdolEyes787
02-14-2016, 01:53 PM
It's mobile in the sense that I can unplug it from the wall and carry it around the living room if I want.

Followup serious question: Is your toilet experience always brief or ideal?

It varies depending on diet and current state of health.

Lately I've unwisely been eating a lot of parboiled white rice which unlike brown rice lacks in necessary fiber so my stool tends to be rather hard.:shit:

IdolEyes787
02-14-2016, 01:55 PM
Let's face it, it's pretty much the only reason we can rely on to justify keeping these things.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOs8MaR1YM

IdolEyes787
02-14-2016, 02:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic

Convenience always come at a price.

To be fair, I have this rule to never take anything said by someone sporting a goatee seriously though.

mjmacky
02-14-2016, 02:05 PM
I'll give up my phone as soon as I can get myself one of these.

http://i.imgur.com/76cCups.jpg

The experience was exponentially better for me.

IdolEyes787
02-14-2016, 02:09 PM
That OK I suppose just as long as you don't also snack in the shower*.




*Yeah I looked it up and I know.

mjmacky
02-14-2016, 02:13 PM
You feel refreshed after taking a dump, and you feel refreshed after a shower. Why not just combine the two?

IdolEyes787
02-14-2016, 02:39 PM
Sodium cyanide + hydrochloric acid ?


On an unrelated note.


This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 39 seconds.



This probably would make a lot more sense if it wasn't just the two of us posting.

mjmacky
02-14-2016, 02:41 PM
Sodium cyanide + hydrochloric acid ?

Yeah, but it all goes down the drain.

JPaul
02-14-2016, 07:40 PM
Microsoft is basically finished. In 10 years time they'll be like IBM. Who? Exactly.

IBM is an anagram of MIB

True story.

JPaul
02-14-2016, 07:43 PM
Bing :lol:


I once read that Bing is better for searching porn, but I don't know if that claim is valid. If it is, that's pretty significant because the Internet is essentially a place for porn.

I have desperately tried to permanently adopt alternatives to Office, but they all suck in comparison. Office annoys the fuck out of me too, but it sucks less than the alternatives.

I find Open Office to be a perfectly acceptable alternative.

However given that I only do word processing and spreadsheeting, and probably use about 0.01% of the functionality that is hardly a shocking revelation.

Something Else
02-14-2016, 11:54 PM
I use the google office app. It's a descent from the norm.

Barbarossa
02-15-2016, 09:48 AM
I was just being inflammatory :shrugs:

mjmacky
02-15-2016, 10:18 AM
I was just being inflammatory :shrugs:

Oh OK, don't let me interrupt you from setting yourself on fire.

JPaul
02-15-2016, 07:50 PM
I was just being inflammatory :shrugs:

Good name, it suits you.

Not as good as Ironick, but what is.

mjmacky
02-16-2016, 12:04 AM
I find Open Office to be a perfectly acceptable alternative.

I also find Open Office an perfectly acceptable alternative to getting a rectal exam from a chatty proctologist, but we digress.

JPaul
02-16-2016, 09:55 PM
I find Open Office to be a perfectly acceptable alternative.

I also find Open Office an perfectly acceptable alternative to getting a rectal exam from a chatty proctologist, but we digress.

I'm not really in a position to make the comparison, however I am perfectly happy to accept your take on it.

mjmacky
02-16-2016, 11:42 PM
I also find Open Office an perfectly acceptable alternative to getting a rectal exam from a chatty proctologist, but we digress.

I'm not really in a position to make the comparison, however I am perfectly happy to accept your take on it.
It hurts less when you get into a better position.

JPaul
02-17-2016, 07:17 PM
I'm not really in a position to make the comparison, however I am perfectly happy to accept your take on it.
It hurts less when you get into a better position.

That certainly makes sence.

mjmacky
02-17-2016, 11:41 PM
It hurts less when you get into a better position.

That certainly makes sence.

I'd hate to be so arrogant by correcting your preferred form, but the reply in this context is:

"That certainly makes scents"

Also, I lied. I totally love being arrogant.

TheFoX
02-18-2016, 06:47 AM
Without going in to too much detail, I bet it is probably what it always has been.

mjmacky
02-18-2016, 09:09 AM
Without going in to too much detail, I bet it is probably what it always has been.

You really can't go into less detail than that.

Actually, you probably could.


the

There, less detail.

megabyteme
02-18-2016, 04:58 PM
Without going in to too much Detale, I bet it is probably what it always has been.

Did you happen to see he stopped in the other day, FoX?

IdolEyes787
02-18-2016, 05:37 PM
That certainly makes sence.

I'd hate to be so arrogant by correcting your preferred form, but the reply in this context is:

"That certainly makes scents"

Also, I lied. I totally love being arrogant.

I hate to tell you but in terms of pure unadulterated arrogance, the need to post "That certainly makes sence" surpasses any attempt of yours to make a joke about it.

JPaul
02-18-2016, 09:15 PM
That certainly makes sence.

I'd hate to be so arrogant by correcting your preferred form, but the reply in this context is:

"That certainly makes scents"

Also, I lied. I totally love being arrogant.

I never really thought that one through properly.

Your version is certainly an improvement.

TheFoX
02-19-2016, 06:43 AM
Grammatical evolution, no doubt.

mjmacky
02-19-2016, 03:26 PM
I totally love being arrogant.

I hate to tell you but in terms of pure unadulterated arrogance, the need to post "That certainly makes sence" surpasses any attempt of yours to make a joke about it.

I hate to tell you this but that's actually errogance.

anon
02-23-2016, 08:53 PM
Does Emess Does Five have enough megabytes, macky?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxC6PytZMqc

Antibody
02-24-2016, 04:19 PM
Does Emess Does Five have enough megabytes, macky?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxC6PytZMqc

Makes it happens boi!

mjmacky
02-25-2016, 03:41 AM
Does Emess Does Five have enough megabytes, macky?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxC6PytZMqc
It really hurts to watch. I think that video gave me lupus.