Happy (untimely) Birthday, Idol!

[megabyteme]

Unfortunately, sometimes these things get forgotten, go unnoticed, things come up, and we don't pay attention to life's important dates...

That said, I want to wish American Idol a happy birthday.


American Idol is an American singing competition television series created by Simon Fuller (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Fuller), produced by 19 Entertainment (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/19_Entertainment), and distributed by FremantleMedia North America (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FremantleMedia_North_America). It began airing on Fox (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_Broadcasting_Company) on June 11, 2002, and ended on April 7, 2016. It started off as an addition to the Idols format (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idols_(TV_series)) based on the British series Pop Idol (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_Idol), and became one of the most successful shows in the history of American television (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_in_the_United_States). The concept of the series involves discovering recording stars from unsigned singing talents, with the winner determined by the viewers in America through telephones, Internet, and SMS text (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_message_service) voting. Winners chosen by viewers in its fifteen seasons were Kelly Clarkson (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Clarkson), Ruben Studdard (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruben_Studdard), Fantasia Barrino (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasia_Barrino), Carrie Underwood (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Underwood), Taylor Hicks (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Hicks), Jordin Sparks (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordin_Sparks), David Cook (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cook_(singer)), Kris Allen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris_Allen), Lee DeWyze (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_DeWyze), Scotty McCreery (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotty_McCreery), Phillip Phillips (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillip_Phillips), Candice Glover (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candice_Glover), Caleb Johnson (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caleb_Johnson_(singer)),Nick Fradiani (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Fradiani), and Trent Harmon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trent_Harmon).

It may be a bit early, but the show would have gone into its 16th season had it not been canceled. Please pay homage to this show with me.

Happy belated birthday, Idol. Although we have never met face to face, I do consider you a very dear friend.

[shaina]

Happy Belated Birthday Idol:hbd: :partytime

And Many Many More!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aoI5Qw8agQ

OOPs!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Vq5qpVeKA

Ok for real now:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qvh7lmryfk
Hope you had a wonderful day Idol:D April 15 2016

Your Pal
Shay

And the very Dear friend can go 50/50 :lol: but you are the :artist: of FST and noooooobody can dispute that:D

[IdolEyes787]

Thanks but in all honesty it was bad enough me whining about it without you compounding the problem by creating this thread.

If you really want to do something for me then convince the dicks who use "I only post when I have some important to say" as an excuse to never post that - newsflash, unless their names happen to be along the lines of Winston Churchill or Alexander Hamilton then they are never going to have anything "important" to say so either shut up or fuck off or better both.

Also get the Brits to stop being so cliquish unless they are High School girls in which case then it's OK and could they please post dirty pictures.

Last but not least, could you please kill this person and anyone who fervently agrees with him/her as unless the Vietnam War is still going on and Germany is still divided by a wall I'm positive that dissent has solved more problems than it's caused.


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[anon]

Merry birthmas, Idol :) RealitY heard you like shoes, so he will send you some cement ones. The good news is that getting to the post office will take him at least two years.

[megabyteme]

Did anyone bother to read the first post in this thread? :P

[shaina]

Did anyone bother to read the first post in this thread? :P

Ya... and i didn't get it??;):lol:

[IdolEyes787]

Did anyone bother to read the first post in this thread? :P

So what you're saying it was more a foiler than a spoiler? :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Merry birthmas, Idol :) RealitY heard you like shoes, so he will send you some cement ones. The good news is that getting to the post office will take him at least two years.

The odd thing is that a know for a fact I'd have little trouble getting him to revoke my current status in like about two minutes if I put the slightest effort into it.

[megabyteme]

He missed a golden opportunity to give you the color of stars, but make your ranking something snarky. But we all know RealtY's as creative and witty as a hungover sloth with cerebal palsy.

[IdolEyes787]

He could just have gone with ffs.

[megabyteme]

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This sounds like a *really* fun place!

[IdolEyes787]

Name-calling, personal attacks, spamming, excessive self-promotion, condescending pomposity, general assiness, racism, sexism, any-other-ism, homophobia, off-topicness, acrophobia, ailurophobia and destructive (versus constructive) criticism will get you BANNEDfrom the party as will creating multiple accounts, actor abuse along with any other trollish behaviour.This basically leaves me with nothing to offer.
All comments in ENGLISH please. And this basically leaves dion out.

[megabyteme]

We *get* it, NO Trump supporters...

[IdolEyes787]

Honestly though I don't know who they're trying to kid because if you're on some site called SpoilerTV then your already 95% on the way to being a dick.

[megabyteme]

I'm thinking we need to gather as many of us as possible and take a field trip to see who can come up with the most thoroughly offensive posts- the more bannable categories included in each, the higher the score...

[IdolEyes787]

Grimbley wins by default as his mere existence is offensive although I'm pretty sure that you,Mary or the ghost of chalice could could up with something truly offensive if you tried.

Me, I'm more annoying than out and out evil.

[IdolEyes787]

Wonder if Grimbley will decide I really meant that and me saying that I was only making a joke is some sort of pathetic attempt at a cover-up?

[chalice]

Happy birthday, hotshot. Love you.

[chalice]

Also, have you ever considered the possibility that the very thing you're persistently whining about is the very cause of the matter? You are quite possibly the yap supreme of this armpit of the internets. Hey, I'm not complaining, that's your job. Your obsessive desire for acceptance has destroyed this lounge.

Not moi, with my 'arbitrary' harshness. Not Mary with his incomprehensible self-absorption. Not JP and Muldstar and Benjamin with your perceived cliquishness. You. You're the Lone fucking Ranger, yapping like a spastic coyote in the wilderness. You love this. It's like watching a dying star. For about ten years.

This is what I always wanted for this lounge. Only the people who wish to speak to the other people in it bother to post anymore. Times have changed. But I still :earl: a lot. I just can't be arsed posting cos of your fucking winging, you vagina.

[dion09529]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY4AbW2cg3k

[IdolEyes787]

Also, have you ever considered the possibility that the very thing you're persistently whining about is the very cause of the matter?

Considered,yes.Strongly considered,no.

Also I seriously have no "obsessive desire for acceptance". If I did then I'd attempt to be more forbearing and less opinionated in my opinionates.

What I do is simply try to get other people to post.If you think that somehow necessitates me shutting up then unless something monumentally interesting happens and I can't help myself for the next couple weeks, the floor is yours.

PS You're really shite at birthdays.:cry:

PPS Absent the monument thing happening if I post in the next two weeks then anon you may ban me.

[chalice]

My apologies, I thought I was expected to step up to my relegated absence of morality. I was doing a turn for your birthday. Coming out of retirement, if you will.

I wish people would make up their minds. I'm still quite capable of making you cry. I had just hoped we didn't need to go there anymore.

As to encouraging people to post, I would think the term would be 'goading', which isn't likely to end well, is it?

[megabyteme]

Now you've made her leave the party shedding tears and making everyone feel awkward. She's locked herself in her room, has turned Wham!'s Greatest Hits as loud as it goes on the boombox, and is furiously scribbling in her death list diary. We haven't even had cake yet...

As RealtY would say...ffs.

[chalice]

Now you've made her leave the party shedding tears and making everyone feel awkward. She's locked herself in her room, has turned Wham!'s Greatest Hits as loud as it goes on the boombox, and is furiously scribbling in her death list diary. We haven't even had cake yet...

As RealtY would say...ffs.

High five.

[mjmacky]

Also, have you ever considered the possibility that the very thing you're persistently whining about is the very cause of the matter? You are quite possibly the yap supreme of this armpit of the internets. Hey, I'm not complaining, that's your job. Your obsessive desire for acceptance has destroyed this lounge.

Not moi, with my 'arbitrary' harshness. Not Mary with his incomprehensible self-absorption. Not JP and Muldstar and Benjamin with your perceived cliquishness. You. You're the Lone fucking Ranger, yapping like a spastic coyote in the wilderness. You love this. It's like watching a dying star. For about ten years.

This is what I always wanted for this lounge. Only the people who wish to speak to the other people in it bother to post anymore. Times have changed. But I still :earl: a lot. I just can't be arsed posting cos of your fucking winging, you vagina.
You see a technological miracle enabling the realization of dreams and fulfillment of responsibilities, but I think it's just a 4-door sedan. Can't a Canadian just exercise his creative mind when he's not exercising his lizard body?

Also, you'd all be halfway decent people if you paid no attention to birthdays, but since you do, even on a sarcastic level, you're only like one tenth or one quarter decent. It's like the equivalent of photo swapping captures of your mothers' vaginas, an object so treasured that you celebrate the last time (hopefully) you touched it.

I judge you all, inferions.

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax-SnwhGx2Q

[megabyteme]

Well, it's not a bday without Cake...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY

[Barbarossa]

Also, have you ever considered the possibility that the very thing you're persistently whining about is the very cause of the matter? You are quite possibly the yap supreme of this armpit of the internets. Hey, I'm not complaining, that's your job. Your obsessive desire for acceptance has destroyed this lounge.

Not moi, with my 'arbitrary' harshness. Not Mary with his incomprehensible self-absorption. Not JP and Muldstar and Benjamin with your perceived cliquishness. You. You're the Lone fucking Ranger, yapping like a spastic coyote in the wilderness. You love this. It's like watching a dying star. For about ten years.

This is what I always wanted for this lounge. Only the people who wish to speak to the other people in it bother to post anymore. Times have changed. But I still :earl: a lot. I just can't be arsed posting cos of your fucking winging, you vagina.

Yes, this. Every word.

Happy birthday, or whatever, Idol. :yay:

[Something Else]

Happy birthday Modulation fella. Good luck with your continued admin of the boreds. Cheers.

Can you reset my warnings please. kthxbai

[JPaul]

What Chavis said.

Why would one goad others into posting.

Shirley, the point is to bully and harass so that fucktard fuck off and only the strong, or imbecilic survive.

Survival of the fattest and I can assure you I am well covered in the event of famine.

[megabyteme]

I hereby goad yous. I goad you allllll!

Actually, you shouldn't think of Idol as a stick-poker, but a playful puppydog attempting to incite others to join in. See examples:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK97mJFYGe4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXSUQcQcxqY

Also, just realized Brits are actually cats. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

What Chavis said.

Why would one goad others into posting.



I suppose it could be viewed as goading if you view the mere act of speaking to another person as attempting to goad them into a conversation.

[IdolEyes787]

Can't a Canadian just exercise his creative mind when he's not exercising his lizard body?


I'm not Canadian, I'm American.I just tell people that I'm Canadian because obviously.

[JPaul]

What Chavis said.

Why would one goad others into posting.



I suppose it could be viewed as goading if you view the mere act of speaking to another person as attempting to goad them into a conversation.

I don't though.

I view goading other people as goading.

The mere act of speaking to another person is speaking.

I think that's pretty much self evident.

[shaina]

I'm not Canadian, I'm American.I just tell people that I'm Canadian because obviously.

Nice Maple(gold) Leaf i see there Idol:D (Tons of Maple leaf trees traveling through the US LOL!!)

And whats better American or British ??
My Three flags are my choice:D

[JPaul]

The difference between America and Canadia is that the Queen still owns Canadia.

True story.

[shaina]

The difference between America and Canadia is that the Queen still owns Canadia.
True story.

In spirit and on a few coins maybe :D
But in reality or for you in the real world.. Not a Bloody chance:lol:

True Story

[IdolEyes787]

The difference between America and Canadia is that the Queen still owns Canadia.

True story.Well that and the whole racism and warmongering thing.

Actually if you think abut it, America is more similar to England than it is to Canada.:unsure:

[JPaul]

The Monarchy of Canada is at the very core of both Canada's federal structure and Westminster-style of parliamentary and constitutional democracy. The monarchy is the foundation of the executive (Queen-in-Council), legislature (Queen-in-Parliament), and judiciary (Queen-on-the-Bench) in the federal and each provincial jurisdiction. The Canadian sovereign is the personification of the Canadian state and, as a matter of constitutional law, is Canada. The current Canadian monarch, since 6 February 1952, is Queen Elizabeth II. Royal succession is determined according to common and statute law, which stipulates the throne is inherited by the sovereign's eldest living, non-Catholic child or, in the case of a childless sovereign, the nearest collateral line. As such, Elizabeth's son, Prince Charles, is heir apparent.

[JPaul]

It's nice to see that Canadia is just as anti catholic as the UK.

[shaina]

Cool Wikipedia piece JPaul:rolleyes:

And on paper you may be right:unsure: , But Canada and it's Government is it's own entity, and the UK/Britain makes no decisions or influence on how to run the country...

If it makes you happy or gives you some sort of hard-on that Canada on paper is considered British Rule... Congratulations :clap:

Again in reality... Canada's elected governments decide how to run the country with no influence or any decision the British/UK have to say..

As The US is our biggest ally, i would think our decisions are based more on them ..

True Story (But not written on Wikipedia:D)

PS. And really who fuckin cares!! Britain/UK has more troubles than Canada, it would be in our best interest to do the opposite you guys are doing...:yup:

[shaina]

It's nice to see that Canadia is just as anti catholic as the UK.

We are not anti anything other than Anti-Terrorist;) (and we do have a few here hiding , that is for sure)

As for anti Catholic?? I wouldn't think so :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

The Monarchy of Canada is at the very core of both Canada's federal structure and Westminster-style of parliamentary and constitutional democracy. The monarchy is the foundation of the executive (Queen-in-Council), legislature (Queen-in-Parliament), and judiciary (Queen-on-the-Bench) in the federal and each provincial jurisdiction..

Seriously, if you are going to quote some royalist propaganda bullshit off Wikipedia then you give proper credit to the idiot you wrote it.



Jews.Who knew I'd ever agree with one?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/oath-allegiance-queen-dror-1.3343188

That was a rhetorical question because the answer is certainly not I.

[chalice]

Hey fellas, what's all this discord I'm sensing? Can't we all just like get along and love each other?

[JPaul]

If you aren't happy with it coming from wikipedia then have a look here. It's what your own parliament has to say on the matter.

It's got nothing to do with the UK. You are a constitutional monarchy and the Queen is the head of state. You being upset about it is irrelevant.

http://www.parl.gc.ca/about/senate/monarchy/senmonarchy_00-e.htm

The Crown occupies a central place in our Parliament and our democracy, founded on the rule of law and respect for rights and freedoms; the Crown embodies the continuity of the state and is the underlying principle of its institutional unity. The Crown heads all three branches of government: the Executive, where the Prime Minister is the principal advisor; the Legislative, which recognizes the Crown as one of three constituents of Parliament, acting with the consent of the Senate and the House of Commons; and the Judiciary, since all decisions made by the courts are given in the name of the Queen.

[JPaul]

Hey fellas, what's all this discord I'm sensing? Can't we all just like get along and love each other?

Apparently the Canadians didn't know the Queen ran their cuntry.

Go figure.

[JPaul]

It's nice to see that Canadia is just as anti catholic as the UK.

We are not anti anything other than Anti-Terrorist;) (and we do have a few here hiding , that is for sure)

As for anti Catholic?? I wouldn't think so :idunno:

You ban someone from being your Monarch if they are Catholic. Not any other religion, not atheist, not agnostic, just Catholic.

You must see that is anti Catholic.

[chalice]

Hey fellas, what's all this discord I'm sensing? Can't we all just like get along and love each other?

Apparently the Canadians didn't know the Queen ran their cuntry.

Go figure.

Yeah, she runs mine too, apparently. Has done with greater and lesser success for about 900 years. Canadians had the good sense just to take it, though.

[JPaul]

Apparently the Canadians didn't know the Queen ran their cuntry.

Go figure.

Yeah, she runs mine too, apparently. Has done with greater and lesser success for about 900 years. Canadians had the good sense just to take it, though.

They didn't know they were constitutionally sectarian either, some people.

[IdolEyes787]

Power lies with those who wield it and since the Queen's "power" is in this case wholly ceremonial then that would be not so much.

[IdolEyes787]

See previous point about Americans and British having a lot in common as both seem to be dicks.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm bad with names so would anyone mind if in the future I just referred to you as jackal 1 and jackal 2?

[chalice]

How about Carlos and Hykel?

[IdolEyes787]

I picture one of you more as an Anpu.

Not because of the Egyptian connection but because you remind me of poo.

[JPaul]

What is it with people who get all aggressive just because you point out a few facts.

There really is no need for it.

[chalice]

Jackal & Hiding?

[shaina]

I picture one of you more as an Anpu.
Not because of the Egyptian connection but because you remind me of poo.

:lol: :artist: :lol:

[shaina]

What is it with people who get all aggressive just because you point out a few facts.
There really is no need for it.

Ok JPaul... Your facts are very interesting:unsure:

When it comes to living in Canada , the Queen has fuck all to do with our day to day living, but the Royal Family does make Canadians go wild when they visit:idunno:

And if you ever want to see the difference of living in Canada, you should come and visit, and make sure you set up a visit with Idol so he can punch you in the DICK!!!, or is it you are a DICK and he punches you in the Face?? Maybe i will let Idol decide your fate JPaul:D

[IdolEyes787]

Jackal & Hiding?

I've been confronted with facts. I'm afraid it's a little too late to try and placate me.

[IdolEyes787]

When it comes to living in Canada , the Queen has fuck all to do with our day to day living, but the Royal Family does make Canadians go wild when they visit:idunno:



It has nothing to do with the Monarchy, it's purely a celebrity thing.Like Donald Trump or Kylie Jenner, ironically both of which would probably get bigger crowds.:mellow:

[chalice]

What is it with people who get all aggressive just because you point out a few facts.
There really is no need for it.

Ok JPaul... Your facts are very interesting:unsure:

When it comes to living in Canada , the Queen has fuck all to do with our day to day living, but the Royal Family does make Canadians go wild when they visit:idunno:

And if you ever want to see the difference of living in Canada, you should come and visit, and make sure you set up a visit with Idol so he can punch you in the DICK!!!, or is it you are a DICK and he punches you in the Face?? Maybe i will let Idol decide your fate JPaul:D

Third party threats. Typical jew.

[JPaul]

Ok JPaul... Your facts are very interesting:unsure:

When it comes to living in Canada , the Queen has fuck all to do with our day to day living, but the Royal Family does make Canadians go wild when they visit:idunno:

And if you ever want to see the difference of living in Canada, you should come and visit, and make sure you set up a visit with Idol so he can punch you in the DICK!!!, or is it you are a DICK and he punches you in the Face?? Maybe i will let Idol decide your fate JPaul:D

Third party threats. Typical jew.

Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.


I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

[chalice]

Third party threats. Typical jew.

Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.


I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

Historically, of course, Jews have little consideration for dicks. Or perhaps a bit too much.

[shaina]

Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.
I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

It was never intended to be a threat JPaul:noes:

If you chose to visit Canada and arranged to see Idol ,chances are he would punch you in the Face:yup:

FACT...

TRUE STORY

[IdolEyes787]

Actual not fact but since it's a lot more exciting let's go with it anyway.

[IdolEyes787]

Mostly I try and limit my assaults to proper grammar and the occasional Mexican.

[chalice]

Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.
I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

It was never intended to be a threat JPaul:noes:

If you chose to visit Canada and arranged to see Idol ,chances are he would punch you in the Face:yup:

FACT...

TRUE STORY

I really don't see that at as fact at all. Perhaps the fact that you see it that way is testament to your nature. From what I've read over the years, Idol displays character of an entirely obverse nature as to how you seem to perceive him.

I should imagine Idol being a full on welcoming to the point of discomfort kinda guy, despite internets ribbing and ideological contretemps. He'd let people stoke his cats and do wheelies on his bike. I know this. You clearly do not, you filthy jew.

[IdolEyes787]

My bike's sacred you paddy bastard.

[JPaul]

Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.


I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

Historically, of course, Jews have little consideration for dicks. Or perhaps a bit too much.

I believe it actually goes back to a misunderstanding from Genesis.

(Genesis 17, 10-14) "This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; every man child among you shall be circumspect".

God meant them to careful about how they went about things, not to cut a bit on their knob off.

[shaina]

I believe it actually goes back to a misunderstanding from Genesis.
(Genesis 17, 10-14) "This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; every man child among you shall be circumspect".
God meant them to careful about how they went about things, not to cut a bit on their knob off.

I don't get it JPaul?? Did Idol find a way to Punch your face through the Internet:unsure:

Is that a Jesus thing you quoted ??

You do know Jews speak directly to G-D right?? He uses the son thing to ignore the shit stinkers..:lol:

[JPaul]

I believe it actually goes back to a misunderstanding from Genesis.
(Genesis 17, 10-14) "This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; every man child among you shall be circumspect".
God meant them to careful about how they went about things, not to cut a bit on their knob off.

I don't get it JPaul?? Did Idol find a way to Punch your face through the Internet:unsure:

Is that a Jesus thing you quoted ??

You do know Jews speak directly to G-D right?? He uses the son thing to ignore the shit stinkers..:lol:

If you were clever enough I would assume you were rodding with that one.

As it is I think you are probably serious.

Or not a Jew, I suppose that's possible as well.

[shaina]

If you were clever enough I would assume you were rodding with that one.
As it is I think you are probably serious.
Or not a Jew, I suppose that's possible as well.

You got 2 right JPaul.... The son won't give you any prizes for that, maybe he is out of town at the moment, you may have to try later seeing you are blocked to go to the Main Source:noes::cry: Remember the Shit Stinkers rule:D

True Story:lol:

[megabyteme]

The Monarchy of Canada is at the very core of both Canada's federal structure and Westminster-style of parliamentary and constitutional democracy. The monarchy is the foundation of the executive (Queen-in-Council), legislature (Queen-in-Parliament), and judiciary (Queen-on-the-Bench) in the federal and each provincial jurisdiction. The Canadian sovereign is the personification of the Canadian state and, as a matter of constitutional law, is Canada. The current Canadian monarch, since 6 February 1952, is Queen Elizabeth II. Royal succession is determined according to common and statute law, which stipulates the throne is inherited by the sovereign's eldest living, non-Catholic child or, in the case of a childless sovereign, the nearest collateral line. As such, Elizabeth's son, Prince Charles, is heir apparent.

Damn, that's a lot of setup, but any joke that ends with 'Prince Charles will be your next monarch' is a pretty good one.

[megabyteme]

Power lies with those who wield it and since the Queen's "power" is in this case wholly ceremonial then that would be not so much.

I've long since thought of Canadia as 'Merika's tuque, but I've got to side with JP on this matter. No free, independent country would suddenly list Donald Trump as 'statutorily' (and other legal terms) their head of state, judiciary, etc. simply because he's got a history of being rich and an a cunt.

Face it, the only thing keeping Prince Goofy off your money is the fact that the Queen is a tougher bird than Jack Lalanne.

[shaina]

Damn, that's a lot of setup, but any joke that ends with 'Prince Charles will be your next monarch' is a pretty good one.

Rumours was always said that the Queen would out-live Charles, even my means of some sort of machine to make sure he would never hold the crown and one of Diana's kids would then be next in line to wear the crown.

And being more real... Diana's death led to no love loss for Charles for he was always in love with Horse ass face Camilla(i think her mother got pregnant from Mr. Ed the horse:whistling) butt (pardon the pun) was not suited for a future never going to happen King...

All just speculation of course :D

[shaina]

I've long since thought of Canada as America's tuque

Fixed so i can understand:whistling
And it really is an interesting analogy, and i would consider America a close neighbor and ally :D Slightly overweight people and all of that:D
Plus it is a really great place to summer in the winter:lol:

As for Trump as your president?? I really can't believe he has lasted this long:idunno:, But i do think you are going to see the first Women President:yup:
And realistically she does have more Balls and Brains and experience then all of the Candidates combined:D

Trump will get rid of all Immigrants Bernie will bring all terrorists in, and Hillary will be somewhere in the middle less the Terrorists :happy:

[IdolEyes787]

No free, independent country would suddenly list Donald Trump as 'statutorily' (and other legal terms) their head of state, judiciary, etc. simply because he's got a history of being rich and an a cunt.

That's essentially what Trump is running on so are you saying that America isn't free, pinko?

[shaina]

That's essentially what Trump is running on so are you saying that America isn't free, pinko?

What is a Pinko??

Does it smell?
Does it have taste??
Should we be afraid of it??
Is there a penicillin/vaccination to cure it??

Edit.. Ok Idol it is a game you can gamble on in Vegas right?? No wait... It is something you feed your pet snake??

[Mr. Mulder]

Forgive my lateness but happy birthday and shit. I have slaughtered a moose in your honour, the zoo was furious and I had no time to explain. :hbd:

[megabyteme]

That's essentially what Trump is running on so are you saying that America isn't free, pinko?

What is a Pinko??

Does it smell?
Does it have taste??
Should we be afraid of it??
Is there a penicillin/vaccination to cure it??

Edit.. Ok Idol it is a game you can gamble on in Vegas right?? No wait... It is something you feed your pet snake??

Pretty sure it's a type of Japanese bread crumb.

[mjmacky]

All countries basically suck, so go ahead and side with one to get blown.

[shaina]

What is a Pinko??
Does it smell?
Does it have taste??
Should we be afraid of it??
Is there a penicillin/vaccination to cure it??
Edit.. Ok Idol it is a game you can gamble on in Vegas right?? No wait... It is something you feed your pet snake??

Pretty sure it's a type of Japanese bread crumb.

I was thinking that Meg, but it just doesn't taste right:huh:

[IdolEyes787]

I have slaughtered a moose in your honour, the zoo was furious and I had no time to explain. :hbd:

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[megabyteme]

I'm thinking that's gotta be about the most Canadian headline possible.

[IdolEyes787]

Fuck off, warmonger.

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[IdolEyes787]

Speaking of Candida, I think we may need different rulers because I just filled out my legally obligated census and it mostly consisted of asking if I was foreign or not.:unsure:

[megabyteme]

Speaking of Candida, I think we may need different rulers because I just filled out my legally obligated census and it mostly consisted of asking if I was foreign or not.:unsure:

You look pretty foreign to me. :dry: