View Full Version : Where Babies Come From

11-24-2003, 11:41 PM
One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."

Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."

11-25-2003, 07:43 AM
:P Thats gold.

Octopussy 2.0
11-25-2003, 08:05 AM
so she sucks to get jewelryy? :blink:

11-25-2003, 09:25 AM
If my gf sucked my dick every day I'd be buying her jewlery too.

That'll have to be my consolation - She doesn't know what she's missing. :blink:

11-26-2003, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by Octopussy 2.0@25 November 2003 - 01:05
so she sucks to get jewelryy? :blink:
suck for money

11-26-2003, 10:12 PM
lol good one :P

Autumn Fox
11-27-2003, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by The_Hunter@25 November 2003 - 00:41
(...)That's where jewelry comes from."

:lol: :P :lol:

11-27-2003, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by Atumn Fox+26 November 2003 - 18:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Atumn Fox @ 26 November 2003 - 18:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The_Hunter@25 November 2003 - 00:41
(...)That&#39;s where jewelry comes from."

:lol: :P :lol: [/b][/quote]
*ejaculates in g/f&#39;s mouth* ,"ahh honey, heres some jewls"