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FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
11-24-2003, 11:50 PM
http://bellsouthpwp.net/F/u/FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN/karokejoke.jpg

:angry: I am at the Bar haveing a nice Cold Beer.I do not want to hear your Ass messing up the Song! :P


FC B)

mrcall1969
11-24-2003, 11:53 PM
You only say that because there are no Banjo Karaoke songs :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
11-24-2003, 11:59 PM
http://www.suita.saiseikai.or.jp/kakehashi/jibi/no-3/karaoke.gif

;) Ok Jonno get off the Stage and stop Singing Guns N' Roses to Nikki.


FC B)

NikkiD
11-25-2003, 12:02 AM
I resent that!! I do karaoke in my own home, and then post it on a message board. I haven't sung karaoke in a bar... ever!! I have however hijacked a David Wilcox concert during Riverboat Fantasy, at which point he stopped singing and let me finish the song... lmao I'm rather proud of that actually...

I did sing in a band for a while, but that's not karaoke.

JONNO_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 12:09 AM
I don't sing..................I shout :lol: :lol:

And hey.........How you know it was Guns? :unsure: But at least I play it and don't sing it so I can do it some justice :D

Lets the wars begin.............

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/funky_fc_1_40.jpg

Jonno B)

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
11-25-2003, 12:12 AM
http://bellsouthpwp.net/F/u/FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN/rocktronkar.jpg

:P Damn Rocktron calm down.Its just Karaoke. :P


FC B)

NikkiD
11-25-2003, 12:34 AM
Let me try this again... :lol:

Jonno has never sung GNR to me... he just plays it... although he is known to sing the odd show tune now and again... ;)

JONNO_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 12:36 AM
:blink: Show tune??..............erm...........was I drunk :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

BAZ_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 12:57 AM
Talk about Karaoke :D :lol: :lol:

This is my effort, sung in the bath tub :lol: :lol:

BAZ_CELEBS Sings Yellow in the bath tub (http://www.sheringhamsurf.org.uk/voice/yellow_bath_tub.mp3)

Anyone interested in having a sing, you are more than welcome to take the challenge. http://www.ukforums.org.uk/index.php?showtopic=123 :lol: :lol:

NikkiD
11-25-2003, 01:12 AM
Hiya Baz hon!! :wub:

I think we need to convince FC to sing... :D

BAZ_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 01:18 AM
that would be so cool nikki, i'm sure he could sing us a song with his repertoire of songs :lol: :lol: Come on funky :D

Nightwolf
11-25-2003, 01:18 AM
I absolutely agree with FC. While it may be fun to get all shitfaced and pretend you're a rock star, NOBODY enjoys listening to it. So what's the point?

Darth Sushi
11-25-2003, 01:21 AM
Karaoke = Croakie

http://www.smidgeonsoft.prohosting.com/images/wolf.gif I once tried to croak crocodile rock and was almost arrested!

MediaSlayer
11-25-2003, 01:21 AM
i did it once, to the song "love me" by elvis, from the wild at heart soundtrack.

BAZ_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 01:24 AM
I do all my singing in the bath tub, but not with my mates :lol:

I agree on people getting well pissed before they will sing, and as usual it gets out of hand, some people should stick to shandy.

Spider_dude
11-25-2003, 01:33 AM
i am gonna sing a song for you guys tomorrow when no one is in my house. any suggestions?

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
11-25-2003, 01:36 AM
:angry: Stop Hi Jacking my Thread with this Karoke stuff!You want to talk about making Songs then do it in that other Thread!Or go to Jonnos Forum! :angry:

:lol: :P :lol:

BAZ_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 01:37 AM
Drowing pool "Let the body's hit the floor" Wow man i would love some one to do that, Go on go for it :D

NikkiD
11-25-2003, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@24 November 2003 - 20:33
i am gonna sing a song for you guys tomorrow when no one is in my house. any suggestions?
Anything by Joe Satriani ;)

Sowwee FC...

Spider_dude
11-25-2003, 01:38 AM
i was thinking more along the lines of mustang sally.

BAZ_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@25 November 2003 - 01:36
:angry: Stop Hi Jacking my Thread
LMAO :lol: :lol: nice one Funky

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
11-25-2003, 01:38 AM
:blink:

JONNO_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by NikkiD@25 November 2003 - 01:37

Anything by Joe Satriani ;)

Sowwee FC...
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one :lol: :lol: :lol:

@SD..........Tainted Love :P

Jonno B)

BAZ_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 01:41 AM
@ Funky, what about father Abraham "The smurf's" :lol: :lol:
A cool song in it's era

AussieSheila
11-25-2003, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by BAZ_CELEBS@25 November 2003 - 11:24
I do all my singing in the bath tub, but not with my mates  :lol:

I agree on people getting well pissed before they will sing, and as usual it gets out of hand, some people should stick to shandy.
:o If some people stuck to shandy other people wouldn't have Friggin' in the Riggin' and that would be a minor tragedy!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi Baz, how you doin? Are you looking after the Redman over there?

:P

BAZ_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 01:57 AM
Hi ya Andie, How you doing :lol: :lol:
I'm fine, yes red has opend my eyes to the surf in Australia, Will have to vist one day, Beautiful pictires of gorgeous Surf that i envy.

Love to hear your Karaoke song :lol: :lol:
Take care andie, say hi to Red

summerlinda
11-25-2003, 02:07 AM
Karaoke is only fun when friends are making fools out of themselfs :D

AussieSheila
11-25-2003, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by BAZ_CELEBS@25 November 2003 - 11:57
Hi ya Andie, How you doing :lol: :lol:
I'm fine, yes red has opend my eyes to the surf in Australia, Will have to vist one day, Beautiful pictires of gorgeous Surf that i envy.

Love to hear your Karaoke song :lol: :lol:
Take care andie, say hi to Red
:lol: :lol: I just listened to Yellow. I tried to sing along. lmao! :blink: :blink:

Red's having a ball over there but driving me crazy cos he's so sloooooow! Going to have to get another computer!

:ph34r: Me kareoke? That'll take more than shandies! :huh: :P :D

Lilmiss
11-25-2003, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by BAZ_CELEBS@25 November 2003 - 01:37
Drowing pool "Let the body's hit the floor" Wow man i would love some one to do that, Go on go for it :D
me, me, me!!!! http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/bounce+reflection.gif

Rocktron
11-25-2003, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD+25 November 2003 - 02:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 25 November 2003 - 02:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@24 November 2003 - 20:33
i am gonna sing a song for you guys tomorrow when no one is in my house. any suggestions?
Anything by Joe Satriani ;)

Sowwee FC... [/b][/quote]
huh?

Aren&#39;t you the girl that stole all my Joe stuff these last days NiKKiD? :unsure: :P

SniperInTheShadows
11-25-2003, 06:26 PM
Hey, why&#39;s most peep&#39;s moaning about Karaoke? It suck&#39;s big time, but not that bad that should moan about it heh :P

Well, just to prove a point concerning how bad it suck&#39;s i&#39;m going to sing a bit in a Karaoke style heh ;) :P

"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa testing testing, 1, 5, 3, whatever, the Mic&#39;s working.....

And blaaaaaaaaaah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, someffffffffiiiiiiiing somefffffffiiiiiiiiing,
He saiiiiiiiiiiiiid, sheeeeee said, word&#39;s I can&#39;t remembbbbbbbbeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr,
&#33;Some kind of screaching sound&#39;s at this point&#33;,
Forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvveerrrrrrrr annnnnnnnd a daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy,
&#33;Glasses start to shatter right about now&#33;
&#33;From here on out the word&#39;s are to incoherent to make out&#33;"

heh :P ;)

Seriously, i&#39;d never have the nerve to give Karaoke a go and I feel totaly embaressed for peep&#39;s that actually do it as they seem to really believe they&#39;re good at it when in reality they&#39;re mostly terrible lol :lol:

Sniper. (Thinking of a career in singing lol ;))

UKMan
11-25-2003, 06:35 PM
I seriously ignored this post simply cause its soooo old and FC was probably pissed off and drunk at the time, but seeing as Sniper just bought this back from the dead and seeing as how i cant ignore FC in the long run (he&#39;s such a great dude) i might as well say my piece and get it all over with.

Now, where was i.................................................?? :blink: Damn, i forgot what i was gonna flame...i mean say :P

Ah yes, Karaoke - it sucks&#33;&#33; - Just an excuse for the Japanese to sell their inferior machines to stupid redneck bar owners.

(UKMan silently creeps in a corner awaiting the onslaught of empty beer cans)

Sniper: Forget your career choice :lol:

Peace
UKMan

Rocktron
11-25-2003, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by BAZ_CELEBS@25 November 2003 - 02:41
@ Funky, what about father Abraham "The smurf&#39;s" :lol: :lol:
A cool song in it&#39;s era
He&#33; Don&#39;t make jokes about that song okay? :angry:

I happen to love that song...

*Rocktron sings: Kunnen jullie door een waterkraan: (answer) Ja wij kunnen door een waterkraan...
Damn i love that song (did i say that already??? :unsure: )


:lol: :D :P

UKMan

Ah yes, Karaoke - it sucks&#33;&#33; - Just an excuse for the Japanese to sell their inferior machines to stupid redneck bar owners.

Hhahahhhaa&#33; (so true&#33;)

SniperInTheShadows
11-25-2003, 07:01 PM
@ UKMan - I didn&#39;t bring it back from the dead, I don&#39;t like dabbling in dark energies like that heh ;)

Also, what&#39;s wrong with my career choice? lol :P

@ Rocktron - "Kunnen jullie door een waterkraan: (answer) Ja wij kunnen door een waterkraan"? My, and this is only knowing English, rough translation of that comes out as "Something Jullie door of watercloset: (answer) Yes will something door of watercloset"? Wtf? rofl ;) :P :D :lol:

Sniper.

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
11-25-2003, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@25 November 2003 - 13:35
I seriously ignored this post simply cause its soooo old and FC was probably pissed off and drunk at the time, but seeing as Sniper just bought this back from the dead and seeing as how i cant ignore FC in the long run (he&#39;s such a great dude) i might as well say my piece and get it all over with.


Peace
UKMan
:lol: :P

It is one day old&#33;

:P :lol:

zhelynd
11-25-2003, 08:06 PM
hey what the hell is up with all these anti-kareoke stuff, come on, kareoke is fun, people will enjoy your singing if you sing well, and they will rip on you if sing like crap but either way it&#39;s excellent way to socialize and have a good quality time.

playing kareoke is just like playing x-box or ps2 with a friend, an entertainment that require some skills, and most of all it&#39;s all for fun

UKMan
11-25-2003, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+25 November 2003 - 20:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 25 November 2003 - 20:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@25 November 2003 - 13:35
I seriously ignored this post simply cause its soooo old and FC was probably pissed off and drunk at the time, but seeing as Sniper just bought this back from the dead and seeing as how i cant ignore FC in the long run (he&#39;s such a great dude) i might as well say my piece and get it all over with.


Peace
UKMan
:lol: :P

It is one day old&#33;

:P :lol: [/b][/quote]
Anything on page 2 is old - it reappeared - revived from the dead :lol:

I actually saw this post when you started it, tried to ignore it as much as possible - as i hate Karaoke sooooo much i couldnt bring myself to even comment - but, i&#39;m a sucker for punishment :P

JONNO_CELEBS
11-25-2003, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss+25 November 2003 - 09:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 25 November 2003 - 09:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BAZ_CELEBS@25 November 2003 - 01:37
Drowing pool "Let the body&#39;s hit the floor" Wow man i would love some one to do that, Go on go for it&nbsp; :D
me, me, me&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/bounce+reflection.gif [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m keeping you to that, I give you 2 days then I&#39;m gonna hound ya for it :D

And you know I&#39;m not kidding :P

Jonno B)

WeeMouse
11-25-2003, 10:45 PM
Hey....you ain&#39;t heard NOTHIN&#39; til you&#39;ve heard my older bro either:

1) singing Robbie Williams&#39; "Angels" while completely plastered

or

2) singing "Pretty Barrie" to the tune of pretty woman at 6.30 am on a monday morning :blink:

BAZ_CELEBS
11-26-2003, 12:41 AM
the all time fav seems to be Y M C A, :blink:

I think it&#39;s good for the soul to have a sing and you don&#39;t need booze to do it, Just be yourself not like your mates :lol: :lol:

and @ Rocktron, I happen to love that song too, Still got the LP in my collection
:beerchug:

namzuf9
11-26-2003, 01:42 AM
I love karaoke&#33; My all time fav has gotta be My Way, the Sid Viscous version.
I can clear my local in 30 seconds with that one. Maybe I should ask for a job :blink:

Nice to see you in here again Baz BTW

Edit: Just listened to Jonno&#39;s rendition of Ice Ice Baby :lol:
Love it&#33;

JONNO_CELEBS
11-26-2003, 01:47 AM
Shhhhhhhhh don&#39;t tell people :ph34r: :lol:

Nam............dude, sing it...........send it to me and I&#39;ll post it after I upload it for you :D

Jonno B)

UKMan
11-26-2003, 01:48 AM
:P you guys are sick :P

namzuf9
11-26-2003, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 November 2003 - 01:47
Shhhhhhhhh don&#39;t tell people :ph34r: :lol:

Nam............dude, sing it...........send it to me and I&#39;ll post it after I upload it for you :D

Jonno B)
Dont say I didnt warn you :unsure:

NikkiD
11-26-2003, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by namzuf9@25 November 2003 - 20:42
I love karaoke&#33; My all time fav has gotta be My Way, the Sid Viscous version.
I can clear my local in 30 seconds with that one. Maybe I should ask for a job :blink:

Nice to see you in here again Baz BTW

Edit: Just listened to Jonno&#39;s rendition of Ice Ice Baby :lol:
Love it&#33;
Now that, I gotta hear... :D

You think that&#39;s funny... wait til you get to Time Warp by Jonno... :lol: (It&#39;s on page 4 of the thread)

BTW Jonno... notice that one didn&#39;t make it to the list on the first page... <_<

JONNO_CELEBS
11-26-2003, 02:03 AM
Oh right.............like that is it?.............Ok guys, I&#39;m about to update it with a song from Nikki...........maybe I&#39;ll post it here...........what you think? :P

I have to tidy that thread up, sowwee :unsure:

Jonno B)

namzuf9
11-26-2003, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 November 2003 - 02:03
Oh right.............like that is it?.............Ok guys, I&#39;m about to update it with a song from Nikki...........maybe I&#39;ll post it here...........what you think? :P

I have to tidy that thread up, sowwee :unsure:

Jonno B)
Mmmmm................Fever :wub:
I&#39;m of to bed :)

JONNO_CELEBS
11-26-2003, 02:25 AM
Damn good ain&#39;t she :wub:

Ok I&#39;ve tidied it up so all files are on the first page :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

NikkiD
11-26-2003, 02:49 AM
You just had to announce that didn&#39;t you... :rolleyes:

@namzuf - PoshSonja = Skweeky... in case you didn&#39;t know... she&#39;s really good :)

JONNO_CELEBS
11-26-2003, 02:55 AM
It&#39;s called tit for tat :P And it&#39;s no good you trying to divert by saying aboat Skweeky&#39;s :P :lol: :lol:

If you continue this behavour I will be forced to post it here :P :D

Jonno B)

NikkiD
11-26-2003, 03:00 AM
/me shuts up now... :ph34r:

wait...

/me has an edit button :D :P

JONNO_CELEBS
11-26-2003, 03:02 AM
Me has pm button :P

Hehehe, hang on........you turned all officiall on me :blink:

Better start spamming again ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)