Last one to post wins the internets

[megabyteme]

Nice try, Idol. Canada had one of the lowest population densities in the entire world. Obviously you guys aren't breeders. :noes:

[IdolEyes787]

Canada's population density is low because it's a huge country and if you stray too far from the large, well lit cities odds are that you will be eaten by a wolverine. Pick up a book and learn something once in a while, rube.

[megabyteme]

Canada sounds very much lose-lose. In the wilderness, eaten by wolverines; in the cities, gang raped by homosexual lumberjacks...

[IdolEyes787]

Yeah. Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

[anon]

Well, at least the polar bears have free healthcare.

[megabyteme]

So...do you think Florida will embrace Socialism or work hard and solve their own problems??

[IdolEyes787]

DeSantis should just change his name to Hypocrisy and cut out the middleman.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/columns/2022/09/29/ian-desantis-seeks-help-biden-no-more-dont-tread-florida/10458601002/

[megabyteme]

He'll take as much as possible and still badmouth the hand feeding him. Very likely to steal truckloads of cash and use it to fund his presidential run while leaving areas underfunded so he can say that Biden has forsaken his people.


How many hands will Shay be putting out to collect federal funds for his soggy condo?

[megabyteme]

Seems Trump's judge is stepping in to protect him from the Special Master he insisted on having. Shocking. How the fuck is there no oversight on this?????!

[IdolEyes787]

I'm more than a little disappointed to find out that they aren't employing real alligators.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJfriyLVRQ

[megabyteme]

As an American, I am outraged these aren't available for home defense and hunting!!

[anon]

https://i.imgur.com/dThJRam.png

[megabyteme]

The scope on top makes that pure gold!

I have to go through a background check (every freakin time!!!) before I can pick up my latest instrument of destruction (22lr MP5 semi-auto). I already have a number of add-ons pushing the boundaries of good taste. I'll try to remember to post a picture once it all comes together.

[megabyteme]

I keep making my wife nervous when I keep bringing up my 'need' for that Gatlin gun.

[anon]

my 'need' for that Gatlin gun

Let's use logic here. You can't keep xenomorphs off your backyard with a Glock 18.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQDy-5IQvuU

[IdolEyes787]

Sometimes xenomorphs are the only thing standing between us and the Necromongers.

[j2k4]

I keep making my wife nervous when I keep bringing up my 'need' for that Gatlin gun.

It's Gatling gun, I think you'll find.

I have a Howitzer in the front yard; it's pretty cool. :)

[megabyteme]

Autocomplete threw that up and I went with it. I'll make up for it by adding an additional 'g' into a word in the very near future. :lol:


I can't think of a cooler lawn ornament. Please tell me you have garden gnomes in military gear surrounding it.

If you had a Russian made version, you could have Ukrainians seizing it as Russians fleeing.

[IdolEyes787]

Gatlin gun is any gun owned by one of the Gatlin Brothers, obviously.

[anon]

I have a Howitzer in the front yard; it's pretty cool. :)

What's the plan against home invaders and/or wild animals capable of counterbattery fire?

[IdolEyes787]

The problem having a howitzer in your front yard is there's hardly any room for escalation.

[IdolEyes787]

Howitzers have an effective range of dozens of miles which means that if no one created weapons like this then no one would have to give an actual fuck about an enemy who's 18 miles away. Kind of seems self-defeating.

[IdolEyes787]

That's what I admire about sharks, don't get in their face and they won't in turn give you any grief. Sharks are more civilized than howitzers.

[IdolEyes787]

Also rattlesnakes. Everyone is always ragging on rattlesnakes but you have to get really really close to a diamondback before it becomes a threat.

[IdolEyes787]

In other news, Velma is now ghey. Weirdly someone felt the need to say this explicitly while leaving all the people who are straight in Scooby Doo still open to speculation.

[j2k4]

I have a Howitzer in the front yard; it's pretty cool. :)

What's the plan against home invaders and/or wild animals capable of counterbattery fire?

All the wild animals are friends of mine, and no one in their Right (or Left) mind would attempt to invade.

All of my extraordinarily capable human neighbors are allies.


The problem having a howitzer in your front yard is there's hardly any room for escalation.

I have a variety of ordinance (no nukes).

The phophorus shells are kinda phun.

[j2k4]

Howitzers have an effective range of dozens of miles which means that if no one created weapons like this then no one would have to give an actual fuck about an enemy who's 18 miles away. Kind of seems self-defeating.

I have a 'frenemy' who lives precisely 18 miles away, as the crow flies.

I take pains to let him know this, and his behavior has been passable, so.

[anon]

The problem having a howitzer in your front yard is there's hardly any room for escalation.

That's assuming everyone respects the limit of one howitzer per front yard mandated by the Make America Great Again Act, but criminals don't follow the law by definition. :no:

[anon]

Also rattlesnakes. Everyone is always ragging on rattlesnakes but you have to get really really close to a diamondback before it becomes a threat.

Rattlesnakes audibly warn you that they're dangerous and should not be fucked with before potentially ruining your day/life. That alone makes them rank higher than many humans.

With that said, most snakes are peaceful*. Can you spot her chilling on the ssssssssofa?

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* = offer not valid in Australia.

[anon]

In other news, Velma is now ghey. Weirdly someone felt the need to say this explicitly while leaving all the people who are straight in Scooby Doo still open to speculation.

I always thought Fred and Daphne were swingers. We'll see.

[anon]

All the wild animals are friends of mine, and no one in their Right (or Left) mind would attempt to invade.

All of my extraordinarily capable human neighbors are allies.


I have a variety of ordinance (no nukes).

The phophorus shells are kinda phun.

I expected no less :happy:

[IdolEyes787]

Serious question. Do phosphorus rounds work on vampires?

[IdolEyes787]

I know they're expense but if they work then I'm thinking that they might be a wise investment.

[anon]

Serious question. Do phosphorus rounds work on vampires?

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Good ol' lead seems like it'd do the trick, but we should try it a few hundred times just to be sure.

[IdolEyes787]

That kinda trick might have worked on Blade but not on me again, bubba.

[IdolEyes787]

Besides there has to be some sort of law that allows us to kill with impunity people who dress like, whether they turn out to be actual vampires or not.

[j2k4]

Serious question. Do phosphorus rounds work on vampires?

In real life, yes.

[IdolEyes787]

Vampires can be killed burning so that makes scientific sense.

[megabyteme]

I thought it was witches that burn.

[anon]

Whatever, once again we prove that liches > vampires :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

Fucking miscreants. I honestly don't know how any of you have survived against the undead this long.

“Chop off the head and burn the body seems the most universal way of stopping a vampire. There are constant historical anecdotes where people behead and burn suspected vampires. It’s analogous to how people would kill witches and other sorts of malefactors they didn’t want coming back to haunt them later.”

Also vampires can't cross running water which explains why you are unlikely to encounter nosferatu in bathrooms.

[IdolEyes787]

Btw no witches were burned or drowned at the Salem Witch trials. The majority were hanged so presumably they are all still alive and coming to get us.

[megabyteme]

I always thought vampires left me alone in the bathroom due to the amount of garlic I eat. :idunno:


While the undead certainly have bad reputations, so far it's the living who tend to be the worst bloodsuckers. :fear:

[IdolEyes787]

I always thought vampires left me alone in the bathroom due to the amount of garlic I eat. :idunno:

Vampires leave you alone in the bathroom because they assume by the smell that something already died in there.:sick:

[anon]

Btw no witches were burned or drowned at the Salem Witch trials. The majority were hanged so presumably they are all still alive and coming to get us.

Furthermore...

https://malewitchesofsalem.com/

[IdolEyes787]

I think that would make them wastards.

[anon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sioKqbBQij0

[megabyteme]

Terrorists throwing soup (or whatever) at extremely valuable artwork hoping to damage it for attention really should be treated as terrorists.

Also, those gluing their hands to stuff should find themselves...disarmed :cool:

[anon]

I thought this sort of domestic terrorism is why museums put replicas on exhibit, instead of the actual works?

[megabyteme]

Or maybe they could just have a rule against bringing cans of soup in the museum.

Why didn't they think to attack Warhol??

[anon]

Or maybe they could just have a rule against bringing cans of soup in the museum.

But of course. If you want to throw soup cans, buy them inside for $10 each.


Why didn't they think to attack Warhol??

Warhol hits back :emo:

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[IdolEyes787]

Terrorists throwing soup (or whatever) at extremely valuable artwork hoping to damage it for attention really should be treated as terrorists.

Also, those gluing their hands to stuff should find themselves...disarmed :cool:

If those idiots had half a brain they would realize that they are doing more harm then good to their cause. P.T. Branum was wrong and not all publicity is good publicity. Besides that, true believers don't take such trivial action and go straight to burning themselves alive. Poseurs.

[megabyteme]

They picked a terrible time to beat the drum for not using oil. Winter is coming. It's going to be a really expensive and deadly season for European countries. I doubt these soup-throwing cunts are going to reject all heat and electricity that benefits them during this time. They'll probably rally against the government for the high cost of staying warm and getting consumer goods...

I could have just said 'cunts' and called it good.

[IdolEyes787]

Not going to lie, those alien chestbursters have gotten a lot cuter.


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[megabyteme]

Somebody needs to usurp the entire MAGA campaign with this shirt. Writing that slogan on this picture would throw the far right into chaos.

[anon]

Cats don't dabble in human politics, it's not worth their time.

[IdolEyes787]

Literal Breaking Bad level shit.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/17/us/oklahoma-missing-bikers-dead/index.html

[megabyteme]

I couldn't take it very seriously after reading that the four victims all headed out on *bicycles* to commit a big crime.

[IdolEyes787]

Pretend they were gas powered, required grass to be paved over with asphalt and took zero effort to operate and you'll make it work.

[anon]

Literal Breaking Bad level shit.

Your views on this?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/real-life-walter-white-gets-12-years-in-prison-for-dealing-meth/

[anon]

I couldn't take it very seriously after reading that the four victims all headed out on *bicycles* to commit a big crime.

Be small, never let them see you coming... well, it didn't work here, but it could have.

[IdolEyes787]

Bicycles are the best mode of transportation for certain crimes in certain areas. Faster than running and can fit through places that larger vehicles can't. Been used for a lot of grab and runs and more than a couple hits.

[anon]

Cheaper and less traceable, too! I mean, I suppose.

[IdolEyes787]

Cheaper and less traceable, too! I mean, I suppose.

Like Meg's hookers.

[megabyteme]

I couldn't take it very seriously after reading that the four victims all headed out on *bicycles* to commit a big crime.

Be small, never let them see you coming... well, it didn't work here, but it could have.

Yeah, they shouldn't have brought the 4th guy who insisted on repeatedly ringing his thumb-bell and shouting 'This is sooo cool, nobody ever invites me to do crime!!'

[IdolEyes787]

His mistake was not putting a playing card in his spokes to announce to the murderous thugs lying in wait exactly how cool he was. I bet they would have spared him then.

That was a Bill Denbrough reference btw.

[IdolEyes787]

That all socialism is bad is a lie that the rich feed shay.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP9dxjc9RDU

[Caballero]

I bet socialism is responsible for my current jetlag, too.

Thanks Obama.

[anon]

As someone whose country has tuition-free colleges and public healthcare, it's weird to see how much money Americans have to spend to get a degree or not die. Then again, our VAT and import tariffs are among the highest in the world, so...

[IdolEyes787]

Canada wins at having the highest wireless rates in the world. Go team.

All corporate fee arguments sort of fall apart when you consider that Mexico has the lowest internet rates in the Americas. It's almost and I refuse to believe this, but it's almost like somebody in the US is price gouging so they can afford a 200ft yacht or something.

[megabyteme]

Aren't your main exports stolen phones and watches? Does not take too much education to enter the job force... :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

I believe that you are thinking of China.Currently Canada's main exports are baby seal pelts and people named Ryan.

[megabyteme]

I meant anon. He was disparaging the perfect system we have in the US. The top 20% do pretty darn well here. Apparently that's good enough for (almost) half the voters.

It's called Democracy...look it up!! :dry:

[IdolEyes787]

A recent Canadian study cites that a family now needs a combined income of at least 200k a year to be able to afford a home in most areas. I honestly don't know how our parks are expected to house all the people moving there. I suppose we could regulate housing costs or something but that would be racist against real estate cunts.

[IdolEyes787]

The really obscene thing is some of the inflation is driven by speculation and people buying places at a premium to use as income properties. A lot of housing never even makes it to open market as people give a kickback to relators to give them dibs on properties. Sort of like how Ticketmaster works.

[anon]

Canada wins at having the highest wireless rates in the world. Go team.

That means you overtook Oztrayleeyah at some point, so be happy.

Mexico is a special animal, as Carlos Slim basically owns all telecommunications infrastructure as well as half of the rest of Latin America's, except for Cuba where private enterprise is illegal, and Jamaica where they just couldn't compete. As an ISP, Claro is known to not hold settlement-free peering agreements (which improves service and decreases costs for both parties), instead expecting others to pay them if they want to peer.

[anon]

Aren't your main exports stolen phones and watches? Does not take too much education to enter the job force... :idunno:

The pros make it look easy. :(

[megabyteme]

A recent Canadian study cites that a family now needs a combined income of at least 200k a year to be able to afford a home in most areas. I honestly don't know how our parks are expected to house all the people moving there. I suppose we could regulate housing costs or something but that would be racist against real estate cunts.

As someone who owns a house and recently inherited enough to purchase some additional land, I strongly encourage those who wish to buy a home to simply work harder. Get a 3rd job. Maybe go to school.

Not. My. Problem.

[megabyteme]

Sorry. That was my Inner-shay speaking.

[IdolEyes787]

If only we could ship the homeless by train to camps or something. Or course we'd have to tattoo them first to make sure none of them disguise themselves as homeowners and hide in our midst.

[megabyteme]

Honestly, I think I could still stand talking to Shay if he could recognize these types of historical similarities. Unfortunately, there's no, 'Holy shit-- the extreme right has taken things to an extreme!!'

The retort is always, '...but what about...'

[IdolEyes787]

I'm assuming what with Brexit and the ongoing Conservative government farce that England has fallen into the sea by now.

[IdolEyes787]

I don't expect anyone from England to confirm this as we all know, water is deadly to circuitry.

[IdolEyes787]

Should have just let let the zombies finish you back in two aught aught seven, it would have been a nobler death.

[megabyteme]

They have King Charles to... Sorry, can't finish that sentence for some reason.

[anon]

If only we could ship the homeless by train to camps or something. Or course we'd have to tattoo them first to make sure none of them disguise themselves as homeowners and hide in our midst.

Can't we just feed them to the hungry? I mean, they say "eat the rich", but those guys have better security and others actually notice when they're missing.

[anon]

Honestly, I think I could still stand talking to Shay if he could recognize these types of historical similarities. Unfortunately, there's no, 'Holy shit-- the extreme right has taken things to an extreme!!'

The retort is always, '...but what about...'

But her e-mails :smilie4:

[megabyteme]

'Lock her up...'

Ummmm....


'Execute him for treason.'

[IdolEyes787]

On a positive note, if freedom is ever in need of an inbred pedophile then England has that covered for us.

[IdolEyes787]

Likewise, we can always turn to Florida if for some reason we need alligators or crack. Mainly crack. I can't think of a reason for alligators.

[megabyteme]

Are you suggesting RealtY is a Brit living in Florida? :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Makes as much sense as anything.

[anon]

I thought crack was cheaper and more plentiful in Brooklyn...

[IdolEyes787]

There is a god, and he lives in the Bronx.

https://www.yahoo.com/video/suck-ted-cruz-went-yankees-171005891.html

[megabyteme]

God seems to be omnipresent these days


https://vimeo.com/763882900

[IdolEyes787]

Speaking of 'merica, what the fuck is up with that?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ije9RLkBd-E

Since voter intimidation is a federal crime under two different laws...


Disguise with intent

Every person who, with intent to commit an indictable offence, has their face masked or coloured or is otherwise disguised is guilty of


(a) an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than 10 years.

Be nice if the police took a break from shooting unarmed black people and arrested a few domestic terrorists once in a while.

[megabyteme]

That's nothing. The guy who Trump appointed to make a nightmare of our Postal system because of mail-in ballets is still in charge.


It's fucking checkmate from so many directions.

[IdolEyes787]

Lock all those motherfuckers up for ten years and by the time they get out, apes will rule the planet and it won't matter anymore anyway.

[IdolEyes787]

Anon, Meg wants to know if elections are still determined in your country by throwing a sack over the challengers' head and then driving him out into to a field and shooting him?

[anon]

Not all developing countries follow the Russian model. In here candidates give you a left soccer shoe, and the promise of having the other one upon their election victory.

[megabyteme]

Thank you for translating from 'football' to 'soccer' for us. :happy:

[IdolEyes787]

Usually sock her has different connotations around Meg's house.

[anon]

Thank you for translating from 'football' to 'soccer' for us. :happy:

The meaning was clear from context since no one outside America gives a fuck about American football, but I wanted to be nice :mushy:

[megabyteme]

I guess that's fair. No one in America gives a fuck about what's outside it.

[megabyteme]

Zuckerberg: -100 Billion

Ye: -2 Billion

Rough week to be a psychopath...

[anon]

Zuckerberg: -100 Billion

The only way to drop that much is to have never been worth that much in the first place... anyway, he'll live.

[IdolEyes787]

The good thing about being a psychopath is that at least he doesn't feel bad about it.

[megabyteme]

Elon looks to be more of an actual Bond villain all the time.

[megabyteme]

I saw something about Kanye being 'canceled'. He literally went on a week-long press tour spouting lunacy, acknowledging that he was being antisemitic, and dared the company that was responsible for 3/4 of his networth to cut ties with him. They did.

Now that there are consequences, apparently he was a victim of liberal bullies.


He destroyed his own public image. That image is what made it possible for him to work for Adidas.

[IdolEyes787]

Elon looks to be more of an actual Bond villain all the time.

Coincidentally I was thinking about Mr Musk this morning and came to the conclusion that he is literally evil. Someone want to dispute this then please provide examples to the contrary.
Btw inadvertently doing something that benefits people every once in a while doesn't qualify since I'm sure that Jeffery Dahmer occasionally did a good deed when he wasn't eating people.

[IdolEyes787]

People who humour Kanye West by referring to him as Ye are probably the same ones who take comic book movies seriously.

[megabyteme]

Musk reminds me of Scorpio from the Simpsons, but without the generous employee compensation.

He bought Twitter to have massive control of propaganda. His very first act as private owner was to fire anyone with morals.

He has an ever-growing mesh of military grade level of satellites covering the globe.

He is developing an advanced army of AI robots to put in every home.

He is encouraging people to have as many children as possible because 8 BILLION is not enough. Personally, I think Eight is Enough.

He is trying feverishly to populate Mars (with his own children?) because he knows Earth is fucked.

He blocked Ukrainian communications during critical times and locations on the battlefield because he got temperamental/could.

With Twitter, he'll decide who wins the next presidential election.

I mention the last two separately because I believe he's trying to make HUGE deals with Putin to control the US and hand him a Ukrainian victory before he dies.

[IdolEyes787]

Everyone's got something that they'd rather not be made public, rich people probably more than most. If I had a legion of spies at my beck and call, probably wouldn't be that hard to dig up or create some blackmail worthy material.

[IdolEyes787]

So typical. Instead of saying the assault on Paul Pelosi was wrong, the Right brings up the times the Left was violent. To me this says they believe violence is OK if it's in the proper direction.

[megabyteme]

My sincere guess is that anyone who has directly gone against Trump (Liz Cheyney, honest election officials/governors, prosecutors, Senate minority leaders, etc) should seriously consider bumping up security. This is terrorism meant as a warning to not get in the way.

[IdolEyes787]

Fucking weird stuff that makes little to no sense being released about the attack on Paul Pelosi. I think "the authorities" are incapable of telling the truth about anything remoting involving them. Like when it was first reported that Kamala Harris' motorcade hd suffered a "mechanical failure" and then became a traffic accident even though apparently the VP like the President travels on closed roads.

[anon]

With Twitter, he'll decide who wins the next presidential election.

#democracy

[megabyteme]

Perhaps the Pelosi story comes down to Paul asking a stranger for help saying, 'OK...when I nod my head, you hit it with a hammer.'

[megabyteme]

In other news:

https://www.nme.com/news/film/jennifer-coolidge-says-american-pie-helped-her-sleep-with-200-people-i-got-a-lot-of-play-being-a-milf-3284062

[Caballero]

I wonder how high or drunk you have to be to find her attractive...?

[megabyteme]

'Call me...Stiffler's mom.'

[megabyteme]

Following reports that his upcoming book Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing included a surprising amount of Keanu Reeves–bashing, Matthew Perry has apologized. Twice throughout the book, which comes out November 1, Perry apparently compares Keanu Reeves unfavorably to other actors who have died. “Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?” he says, according to Page Six. Then, when Chris Farley dies, “I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston’s dressing room wall when I found out,” he says. “Keanu Reeves walks among us.”

Jesus Fucking Christ... River was Keanu's best friend and He's still very much saddened by his passing.

We've all seen how Keanu reacts over a puppy. I wouldn't diss the death of his best friend. :noes:

[IdolEyes787]

I wonder how high or drunk you have to be to find her attractive...? More drunk than either of us have ever been in our lives and at least one of us has been comatose.

[IdolEyes787]

Following reports that his upcoming book Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing included a surprising amount of Keanu Reeves–bashing, Matthew Perry has apologized. Twice throughout the book, which comes out November 1, Perry apparently compares Keanu Reeves unfavorably to other actors who have died. “Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?” he says, according to Page Six. Then, when Chris Farley dies, “I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston’s dressing room wall when I found out,” he says. “Keanu Reeves walks among us.”

Jesus Fucking Christ... River was Keanu's best friend and He's still very much saddened by his passing.

We've all seen how Keanu reacts over a puppy. I wouldn't diss the death of his best friend. :noes:

See this is the problem with books and why I'm in favour of burning banning them.

[IdolEyes787]

Perhaps the Pelosi story comes down to Paul asking a stranger for help saying, 'OK...when I nod my head, you hit it with a hammer.'

That happens with the elderly a lot more than you think. That's why I'm in favour of burning banning them.

[IdolEyes787]

Supposedly and this is probably bullshit because I saw it on the internet, but supposedly the cream of humanity that we call 8chan got together and decided to test the limits of what you can now get away with on Twitter and posted a lot of n word stuff just for you know.... kicks. "Kicks" of course meaning because they all have small penises.

[megabyteme]

Didn't you read Twitter's updated TOS? Racial slurs are now a requirement for tweets, but they don't count against your 280 character limit.

[anon]

the cream of humanity that we call 8chan

The non-political boards over there are filled with genuinely nice and level-headed people. Unfortunately, they're not the ones you think of when you hear the name.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm sorry but I can't believe that you can belong to something as vile as that site and still be a decent human being. It's like saying "Hey, sure I'm a Klansman, but I only do it for the non-lynching stuff".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8chan

Maybe use Reddit instead or something.

[megabyteme]

Sounds seriously a lot like the current Republican base voters. Maybe they should consider hosting the RNC there.

[anon]

Maybe use Reddit instead or something.

The same Reddit that banned /r/serafuku and refused to give it back? Nice try, Grand Wizard. :dry:

[IdolEyes787]

To be fair, Sailor Moon deserved it.

[IdolEyes787]

And you'd like to give it to her too. Amirite, amirite?

[anon]

I'll give you that.

[megabyteme]

Brazil ousted President Jair Bolsonaro and elected Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, the former leftist leader known as Lula, in a rebuke of the far-right incumbent.

Hmmmm...bloodbath anyone? :idunno:

[anon]

Citizens punishment-voting for opposition candidates when they aren't happy with the status quo is fairly common in this part of the world, and will likely occur next year in my own country. This was a narrow victory, though.

[megabyteme]

Suuuch a fine margin. I'm just wondering how Bolsanaro is going to react. That's why is assumed a bloodbath. Tis the time for Right-wing assholes to refuse results they don't like.

[IdolEyes787]

Meg, in the upcoming civil war, do you plan on fighting for the Union or the Confederacy?

[megabyteme]

I'm burning my draft card and heading to Canada.

[IdolEyes787]

Really? Usually, I'm a pretty good judge of character and I always saw you more as a traitor than a deserter.

[j2k4]

Musk reminds me of Scorpio from the Simpsons, but without the generous employee compensation.

He bought Twitter to have massive control of propaganda. His very first act as private owner was to fire anyone with morals.

He has an ever-growing mesh of military grade level of satellites covering the globe.

He is developing an advanced army of AI robots to put in every home.

He is encouraging people to have as many children as possible because 8 BILLION is not enough. Personally, I think Eight is Enough.

He is trying feverishly to populate Mars (with his own children?) because he knows Earth is fucked.

He blocked Ukrainian communications during critical times and locations on the battlefield because he got temperamental/could.

With Twitter, he'll decide who wins the next presidential election.

I mention the last two separately because I believe he's trying to make HUGE deals with Putin to control the US and hand him a Ukrainian victory before he dies.

I think, given the last two go-'rounds, we can afford to wait and see.

You people forget Musk doesn't appear on the Right; as a fan of big government - he is Mr. Subsidy, after all - he's at least arguably a Leftist.

He's certainly an opportunistic Capitalist.


Everyone's got something that they'd rather not be made public, rich people probably more than most. If I had a legion of spies at my beck and call, probably wouldn't be that hard to dig up or create some blackmail worthy material.

Really?

Okay - think Trump.

Ooookay - now, think Biden.



So typical. Instead of saying the assault on Paul Pelosi was wrong, the Right brings up the times the Left was violent. To me this says they believe violence is OK if it's in the proper direction.

The Left IS more violent - how have you missed the fact?


My sincere guess is that anyone who has directly gone against Trump (Liz Cheyney, honest election officials/governors, prosecutors, Senate minority leaders, etc) should seriously consider bumping up security. This is terrorism meant as a warning to not get in the way.

Back that up.


Fucking weird stuff that makes little to no sense being released about the attack on Paul Pelosi. I think "the authorities" are incapable of telling the truth about anything remoting involving them. Like when it was first reported that Kamala Harris' motorcade hd suffered a "mechanical failure" and then became a traffic accident even though apparently the VP like the President travels on closed roads.

Simple question:

We hear that DePape and Pelosi were struggling over a hammer.

While this was going on, someone opened the door for the cops...yet no third party was identified.

Explain, please.


Perhaps the Pelosi story comes down to Paul asking a stranger for help saying, 'OK...when I nod my head, you hit it with a hammer.'

I prefer the first version of his drunken-driving exploits in his Porsche - he was initially reported to be driving like an asshole trying to impress the young lady in the passenger seat, this, before the young lady was deleted from the story.

I'm guessing Big Nancy hired DePape to get even with her husband while she was in Washington DC maintaining a vestige of plausible deniability.

[IdolEyes787]

I thought the story that Russian foreign agents were going with was that DePape was a male prostitute? What boggles my mind is that how someone worth over a 100 million dollars and with direct ties to the person second in line to the presidency, doesn't have some form of personal security going on .

[IdolEyes787]

Btw Hunter Biden should be tried for something or other of this I have no doubt but apparently there's an understanding that someone needs to be poor and/or a poc to be charged with anything. I don't make the rules, obviously stolen seats on the Supreme Court do.

[IdolEyes787]

The Left IS more violent - how have you missed the fact?
I must have missed it while I was ducking bullets from the NRA and that neo-Nazi was stomping on my head.

[Caballero]

Simple question:

We hear that DePape and Pelosi were struggling over a hammer.

While this was going on, someone opened the door for the cops...yet no third party was identified.

Explain, please.

See: https://www.wakeuptopolitics.com/october-31-2022/


3) The idea that there was someone else at the Pelosi home at the time originated with a Politico story that states that the police were let into the home “by an unknown person.” But that does not mean it was a third person, just that it’s unclear whether it was Pelosi or DePape who opened the door.

The San Francisco district attorney has firmly stated that only those two men were present at the time of the attack.

Probably should read the rest of that article, too.

[megabyteme]

Really? Usually, I'm a pretty good judge of character and I always saw you more as a traitor than a deserter.

What can I say, I like desserts.

[megabyteme]

The Left IS more violent - how have you missed the fact?
I must have missed it while I was ducking bullets from the NRA and that neo-Nazi was stomping on my head.

Don't forget that little insurrection.

Also, there are a lot of nutty looking guys armed to the teeth at polling stations in the last few years. Which side are they on again? :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Don't forget that little insurrection.

You mean like Jesus? I don't think you can get shay to believe that happened.

[j2k4]

The Left IS more violent - how have you missed the fact?
I must have missed it while I was ducking bullets from the NRA and that neo-Nazi was stomping on my head.

You were ducking bullets?

Your head was stomped by a Neo-Nazi?

Tell me more.


See: https://www.wakeuptopolitics.com/october-31-2022/


3) The idea that there was someone else at the Pelosi home at the time originated with a Politico story that states that the police were let into the home “by an unknown person.” But that does not mean it was a third person, just that it’s unclear whether it was Pelosi or DePape who opened the door.

The San Francisco district attorney has firmly stated that only those two men were present at the time of the attack.

Probably should read the rest of that article, too.

"Struggling" over a hammer, but able to open a door for the cops?

How could anyone possibly be so naive as to believe anything put forth in that article, then say "we haven't even seen the body-cam video yet"?

Do you remember how long we had to wait for the fraction of video we were treated to when Pelosi drove drunk?

Are you impressed that we haven't seen more?

Do details that come and go bother you at all?

How long will your curiosity last?



Don't forget that little insurrection.

Also, there are a lot of nutty looking guys armed to the teeth at polling stations in the last few years. Which side are they on again? :unsure:

You mean the "insurrection" that cost the unarmed Ashli Babbitt her life?

The one where no cops died or were even assaulted?

The one where Democrats have something on the order of 1500 hours of video they haven't seen fit to show anyone, probably because it is exculpatory for those still wrongly incarcerated since January 6th of 2021?

You are right about the idiots outside of polling places, but you've overlooked or been misled about who they were, I think.

[IdolEyes787]

I must have missed it while I was ducking bullets from the NRA and that neo-Nazi was stomping on my head.

You were ducking bullets?

Your head was stomped by a Neo-Nazi?

Tell me more.

It was a Tuesday, a day very much like today. The air was cool but if you breathed in hard enough, it still held the wisp of a trace of Summer. I was travelling alone as is my wont, through Alabama or maybe it was Georgia. When you've been up for 18 hours straight like I had, things and places tend to run together.
Then suddenly out of nowhere a shot rang out, followed by another and then another and then several more. I immediately hurled myself to the ground, waiting for whatever was going to happen next. To my surprise it was a voice shouting out, "Nnnnancy.... Come out and playa". End of first episode.

[j2k4]

Hmm...tantalizing.

'Bated breath, and all that. :ohmy:

[megabyteme]

Seems Mr Tesla has encouraged everyone on his private soap box to vote Republican. Hmmm...did'nt see that coming. :coffee:

[IdolEyes787]

It makes cents for rich people who have no souls to vote Republican. Also if you believe that fetuses are more important than actual real human beans then Republican is also the obvious choice. Of course this still doesn't explain the millions of non-rich, non-religious fanatics who choose to do so. What do they get, maybe some short term tax relief while everything else goes to hell.

If in the unlikely event that fascism doesn't stick this time then it will just be another cycle of Republicans cutting taxes and programs and then everyone suddenly waking up to the fact that you need those programs that have been cut so I guess you're just going to have to bite the bullet and you know, pay taxes and on and on ad infinitum.

[IdolEyes787]

Believe me, I don't like this extreme woke nonsense any more than anyone else but to destroy everything just so you don't have to hear some High Schooler inform you that their pronouns are now zed and zee doesn't seem like a good trade off, tempting as it may seem.

[megabyteme]

Democracy was fun while it lasted.

[IdolEyes787]

Better get all that whining out while you still can, hippie. In one of her first acts, President Marjorie Taylor-Green is going to pass a law that makes that sort of anti-American bullshit illegal.

[IdolEyes787]

God bless America and God bless the Purge.

[IdolEyes787]

I have nothing fundamentally against Republicans but re-electing people like Mat Gaetz, MTG, Greg Abbott J.D Vance and maybe electing Herschel Walker, I am open to changing my mind.
What really irks me is that these dickheads were up against some actually good people.

[megabyteme]

In a non-parody universe, MTG wouldn't be able to keep a job screwing up people's waffle orders. But in this bizarre version of reality (TV), she'll be 'Tellin it like it is' as vice president. It's a good thing Trump is such a flawless specimen of human health.

[IdolEyes787]

You know what Putin says, "If you can't beat them, threaten to nuke them".

[IdolEyes787]

Sarah Huckleberry Sanders got elected governor of Arkansas. So has the US given up on democracy and is just decided to go with the old tried and true succession based entirely on who your father was?

Good call, it will help keep the peasantry out of office.

[j2k4]

You have a negative opinion of the Huckabees?

[IdolEyes787]

You can change Huckabee(R) to Kennedy(D) if you like. All I'm saying is that a person should have to bring something to the table other than a famous last name. You do that and you run the risk of a Prince Andrew.
Sure, connections also got the Adam Laxalts of the world to where they ended up but at least before that they actually did something on their own. Ms Huckabee-Sanders worked on her father's campaigns and that's about it.

[IdolEyes787]

Btw none of this means that Ms Huckleberry won't somehow turn out to be the best governor ever. I just thought you Americans fought a war of independence against monarchy.

[megabyteme]

She was a shameless propagandist for Trump. That's something, right? :idunno:

[j2k4]

For any of you who would care to respond-

Pick a Democrat - ANY Democrat - and make a case for their brains and leadership qualities.

Do it now.

[megabyteme]

Not Republican.

:cool:

[megabyteme]

I've said it before-- I'll take a good man who fails over a bad man who succeeds.

[IdolEyes787]

Is Jefferson Smith still in the Senate? I sort of vaguely remember him being sort of OK for a white guy. Of course he's no Alfred Shepherd but then who is?

[IdolEyes787]

They say Ted Cruz is really smarmy smart because he attended Princeton and graduated form Harvard magna cum laude.To this shortsightedness I say I did well in school too and I'm a fucking idiot.

So there.

[IdolEyes787]

Alfred Shepherd; second best president after Morgan Freeman.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-__djIQgBJc

[Caballero]

So I somehow broke my right index finger.

Most underrated appendage I can think of at this moment. Cutting food, tying your shoes, hell, even scrolling your mouse (no euphemism)... Life ain't easy at the moment.

[anon]

I cut my left thumb yesterday, but it looks like you win this contest. :(

[megabyteme]

Alfred Shepherd; second best president after Morgan Freeman.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-__djIQgBJc

Gordon Gecko is his Republican alter-ego

[IdolEyes787]

Any movie that doesn't affirm that people in general are totally shit is a fantasy. Sure people will run to help you if you've been in a car accident but make helping you directly not in their own best interests and then the pool of good samaritans gets pretty small indeed.

[j2k4]

On another hand, it's easier to be unassailably heroic in the movies...isn't it?

[megabyteme]

https://youtu.be/ekESZIn4y18

It's a commercial, but more about Craig than the product. Kinda fun.

[IdolEyes787]

On another hand, it's easier to be unassailably heroic in the movies...isn't it? I wouldn't know, I've never been in a movie.

[anon]

It's a commercial, but more about Craig than the product. Kinda fun.

The most okay Bond ever seems to be enjoying his retirement.

[anon]

I wouldn't know, I've never been in a movie.

But the world is a stage and shit.

[IdolEyes787]

As You Like Shit.

[IdolEyes787]

It's a commercial, but more about Craig than the product. Kinda fun.

The most okay Bond ever seems to be enjoying his retirement.

Clive Owen would have made such a good Bond.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD4YqhjWddw

[megabyteme]

I've never been able to get past Clive Owen after his “Get me a hardtop with a decent engine and make sure it's got a big trunk.” in Sin City. That line just ruined him for me as an actor.

[megabyteme]

Having now watched 3 or 4 of these BMW-based mini-movies, I appreciate their attention for realism: At no time did a BMW use a turn signal.

[anon]

Clive Owen would have made such a good Bond.

Bond's sled would traditionally be an Aston Martin, but at this point we should just be grateful he's not a black trans woman in a rocket-powered wheelchair.

[j2k4]

I saw "Daniel..." and read 'Denial'...:huh:

[j2k4]

On another hand, it's easier to be unassailably heroic in the movies...isn't it? I wouldn't know, I've never been in a movie.

Me either; my whole life has been a manuscript...

I have appeared on television several times, once with spectacularly disastrous fallout.

[iLOVENZB]

This site still exists, huh? :unsure:

[iLOVENZB]

Sounds like that Forbes crypto billionare white knight dick, Sam Bankman-Fried is in a spot of trouble.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20BEJouWBgY

[megabyteme]

Crypto is a Ponzi scheme anyway. The Binance guy is pretty damn ruthless. I don't think this is the end of crypto scandals.

[IdolEyes787]

You can't lose 16 billion dollars value of anything that was actually worth 16 billion dollars to begin with.
See this is why we need a few serial killers specializing in venture capitalists.

[anon]

This site still exists, huh? :unsure:

Hi :) 20 years and counting. It's an undead horse.

[iLOVENZB]

https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/11/18/bahamas-securities-regulator-says-it-ordered-ftx-crypto-transferred-to-government-wallets/?outputType=amp



"The Securities Commission of The Bahamas ('the Commission'), in the exercise of its powers as regulator acting under the authority of an Order made by the Supreme Court of The Bahamas, took the action of directing the transfer of all digital assets of FTX Digital Markets Ltd. ('FDM') to a digital wallet controlled by the Commission, for safekeeping," the release said. "Urgent interim regulatory action was necessary to protect the interests of clients and creditors of FDM."

This documentary is going to be so juicy.

https://realscreen.com/2022/11/17/xtr-launches-production-on-doc-covering-ftx-crypto-scandal/

[anon]

Watched the first episode of Sylvester Stallone. Decent acting from John Rambo, he's got the app. Interesting enough for me to look forward to future developments :mushy:

[IdolEyes787]

Adriannnnnnnnn!

[megabyteme]

Aaaaand they caaaaal me...Drinken-stein! Drinken-stein!!

[IdolEyes787]

Aaaaand they caaaaal me...Drinken-stein! Drinken-stein!! Some things you can't unsee.

[IdolEyes787]

A couple of quick questions. What is the World Cup and where is Qatar?

[IdolEyes787]

Wherever Qatar is, it must be pretty special. They say that 4 billion people are expected to watch the 2022 World Cup so unless they are exaggerating, the stadiums there must be really really really massive.

[megabyteme]

Pretty sure these are all the same people who showed up for Trump's inauguration.

[IdolEyes787]

I've been doing some research on this soccer thing and supposedly it's tradition for the losing fans to beat the winning fans to death. Seems a little extreme but I suppose that after sitting through a full soccer match, people are starved for excitement.

[anon]

Shut up, you may discourage me from completing this :emo:

189095

[megabyteme]

I've heard that instead of cardstock, soccer cards are made of tissue paper.

[anon]

Collectible tissues with pictures of dudes in them? I don't know, it sounds gay.

[megabyteme]

So does 'FIFA'. Equally suitable as a name for a fancy poodle or a descriptor of a Canadian cyclist. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

..... or a descriptor of a Canadian cyclist. :idunno: Anything associated with drugs can't be entirely bad.

[j2k4]

How has "THE World's Sport" become the target of such vile denigration?





Sure glad it hasn't taken over the US. :rolleyes:










The fuck am I on about - I don't give a shit about sports anymore...:huh:

[IdolEyes787]

Meg started watching basketball mainly because he had this crazy idea that people thought he was racist. His favourite players are Larry Bird, Dirk Nowitzki and Bill Walton.

[anon]

Don't forget Aaron Carter.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfhhWA9GF0M

[IdolEyes787]

Meg says that Aaron Carter is dead to him.

[IdolEyes787]

Longest odds of winning in World Cup history. One hundred percent paid off. Believable only if it was a country like Sudan doing the upsetting and the entire sport wasn't, you know, totally corrupt..

https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/22/football/lionel-messi-argentina-saudi-arabia-2022-world-cup-spt-intl/index.html

Anon, which player does Argentina plan on executing first?

[megabyteme]

Obviously didn't watch because soccer, but could someone please explain the reason why it appeared paid off like idgaf?

[IdolEyes787]

Because that how things work in sports. Haven't you ever watched....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBiewQrpBBA

[anon]

And this is the reason we had no public transportation this morning? Man, what a rip.

[IdolEyes787]

Almost got all the parts for my nu computer. Just have to decide on a case and a AIO cooler. Cases I've been fluctuating on are Lian Li O11 Dynamic EVO, the Corsair iCUE 5000X RGB and the Lian Li LANCOOL III RGB. I'm basically an indigenous person being hypnotized by the shiny trinkets.

[IdolEyes787]

Chainsaw Man
Denji has a simple dream—to live a happy and peaceful life, spending time with a girl he likes. This is a far cry from reality, however, as Denji is forced by the yakuza into killing devils in order to pay off his crushing debts. Using his pet devil Pochita as a weapon, he is ready to do anything for a bit of cash. Unfortunately, he has outlived his usefulness and is murdered by a devil in contract with the yakuza. However, in an unexpected turn of events, Pochita merges with Denji's dead body and grants him the powers of a chainsaw devil. Now able to transform parts of his body into chainsaws, a revived Denji uses his new abilities to quickly and brutally dispatch his enemies. Catching the eye of the official devil hunters who arrive at the scene, he is offered work at the Public Safety Bureau as one of them. Now with the means to face even the toughest of enemies, Denji will stop at nothing to achieve his simple teenage dreams.
Apparently they do a lot of drugs in Japan.

[anon]

Almost got all the parts for my nu computer. Just have to decide on a case and a AIO cooler.

Cases and coolers are for people who are sexually attracted to others of their same gender.

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[anon]

Apparently they do a lot of drugs in Japan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gantz#Plot

I blame the fallout from those two nukes, but they invented eroge and instant noodles so it's a net positive.

[IdolEyes787]

Also Kaiju.

[megabyteme]

And this is the reason we had no public transportation this morning? Man, what a rip.

Shay says only communists rely on public transportation.

[anon]

Also Kaiju.

Karaoke made sure that was a zero sum :smilie4:

[anon]

Shay says only communists rely on public transportation.

Then the USSR was never dissolved, only restructured...

[megabyteme]

Shay is the only strawman to make better arguments than his real (Fox) arguments.

[iLOVENZB]

Aus 3 2 sau
arg 1 2 sau

???

[IdolEyes787]

Cases and coolers are for people who are sexually attracted to others of their same gender.

Having been on a bunch of reddit computer sub-forums researching parts, I can see how a person could draw that conclusion.

[IdolEyes787]

Shay is the only strawman to make better arguments than his real (Fox) arguments.

Can't the fascists and the commies just get along like in the movies?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1m5nHD7iMk

[megabyteme]

If a movie trailer could be a Shay post, you nailed it.

[anon]

Can't the fascists and the commies just get along like in the movies?

"But I do not want to touch his ass, I want to make him talk!"

[megabyteme]

https://youtu.be/oVj4kZF-Fgk

We need more Adam.

[anon]

I find the Metaverse case most mind-boggling. Mark thought he could create a crappy Second Life ripoff, and both regular folks and investors would rush to suck his dick just because it had a Facebook Meta tattoo. He was wrongfor now. Also, 36 billion dollars?

Should have stuck to selling data to advertisers and intelligence agencies. That job basically did itself with the occasional minor and quickly-forgotten scandal :)

[IdolEyes787]

In the real world a billion dollars is a lot of money. In leverage trading, not so much. That's why Jewish people still demand payment in either diamonds or a pound of flesh.

[IdolEyes787]

If I may be serious for a momento. If a guy who had been living in a cave for the last 20 years was taken from said cave and tasked with finding the one face most looking like it needed punching, it would still be Elon Musk's.

[megabyteme]

'For now'


Microsoft is quietly stomping the shit out of The Zuckverse.

[IdolEyes787]

It's sort of like Dracula vs the Wolfman. They might both be monsters but there's still one that you'd prefer to win over the other.

[IdolEyes787]

Happy Thanksgiving, Mug.

[megabyteme]

Thanks, id

[anon]

If I may be serious for a momento. If a guy who had been living in a cave for the last 20 years was taken from said cave and tasked with finding the one face most looking like it needed punching, it would still be Elon Musk's.


'For now'


Microsoft is quietly stomping the shit out of The Zuckverse.

Gill Bates wants his Most Punchable Face award back. If he keeps doing things like this, it might just happen.

https://www.theregister.com/2022/10/06/windows_11_22h2/

[megabyteme]

I find Trump ball-gobbler (and pedophile) Matt Gaetz to have a much more punchable face.

[IdolEyes787]

I am watching soccer and it is apparent that a few players are way better than everyone else. If I ever watched basketball and could tell the black people apart, this would probably also be the case. Oddly if I were ever to watch football or baseball which just, no, this discrepancy of talent isn't as glaringly evident.

[IdolEyes787]

Also, why are goalkeepers allowed to cheat and use their hands? Are they an oppressed group likely ghey by the colourful mismatching outfits and so the officials are reluctant to penalize them?

[j2k4]

I find Trump ball-gobbler (and pedophile) Matt Gaetz to have a much more punchable face.

Pretty sure, by far, the most punchable faces belong to Eric Swalwell, Adam Schiff, and Big Nancy.

[IdolEyes787]

If both sides can't agree that this is the most punchable face then we are lost as a society.

189103

[megabyteme]

The Right sure has vilified Nancy (to the point of targeting her at an insurrection and a home invasion), which is interesting because she was never very effective as Speaker.

[anon]

I am watching soccer and it is apparent that a few players are way better than everyone else. If I ever watched basketball and could tell the black people apart, this would probably also be the case. Oddly if I were ever to watch football or baseball which just, no, this discrepancy of talent isn't as glaringly evident.

I suppose this is why you don't hear about Real Madrid buying baseball players for 12 million euros.

[anon]

Also, why are goalkeepers allowed to cheat and use their hands?

9mm rounds were too overpowered and created budget deficits.

[anon]

Pretty sure, by far, the most punchable faces belong to Eric Swalwell, Adam Schiff, and Big Nancy.


If both sides can't agree that this is the most punchable face then we are lost as a society.

189110

[anon]

Twitter in a nutshell...

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[Caballero]

Is Twitter still a thing?

[IdolEyes787]

Canada's trending on Twitter. Let me see what this is all aboot.
Canadian team scores after only one minute and then goes on to lose 4-1 to Croatia to be eliminated from the World Cup.
Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IdolEyes787]

This and Drake all in one lifetime, surely we are blessed.