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[totallynotmary]

Let's say there is a male member here who is definitely not called by a woman's name. Let's also say that he was once married to an eastern european nymphomaniac, and we'll call her Svetwhora. We'll further say that he had a close friend, who we'll call Zeus, that he hasn't spoken to in years due to the nature of Svetwhora's infidelity, which was with Zeus's brother, Poseidon. Well, this man, who is definitely not a woman, finally reconnected with his friend Zeus after 95+ months. The reason...

Apparently, Svetwhora absolutely needed to have the image of motherhood. She kept visiting Zeus and Poseidon in their northernest north american domicile. She eventually tricked Poseidon into donating his seed so that she may bear a child. Svetwhora then stopped having an occupation in the State of Penis, and then relocated to northernest north america. That's a mouthful, so let's call it katana, like a super polite katana that doesn't cut off people's heads for replacing consonants and swapping their positions. Svetwhora lounged in katana with the family of Zeus during her pregnancy, all needs being tended. She spawned this offspring, and Poseidon believed to be embarking on a happy family life, but they were often visited by Svetwhora's mother, Medusa. After several months, Svetwhora and Medusa absconded with the child much to the confusion of Poseidon and his kin.

What was unknown to this katanian family was that Svetwhora and Medusa are scheming witches. The sudden departure had quickly followed the submission of paperwork for legal residence in katana. However, these witches are blundering witches with equally foolhardy schemes. They relied on a contact in katana for temporary residence, but the best that was offered was a barn. Like, it was a "farm house", but it was an actual fucking barn for horses and other farm animals. Poseidon finally located the witches to discover them residing with his child in this barn, and he was horrified. He tried to establish that the child should return with him to a proper home with a family that treats the child as an offspring and not an establishment of status. Shots of legal papers have already been fired from the witches, and Zeus aids Poseidon in mounting a proper defense and counterattack. A custody battle will ensue.

You may ask, what happened to the outsider that was mentioned at the beginning, you know, the man who is definitely not a woman. On second though, it's more likely you forgot about the man-not-woman. In any case, that'd be me. I laughed a great deal on news of these events, but I had to deal with the fact that a close friend, with whom I'd finally reconnected, has become, along with his family, quite burdened with my refuse. His brother genuinely loves the child, and he wants full custody. I was sought for advice on the mindset of the witch Svetwhora, which I offered freely.

Covering bases as to not be discovered by key word searches or post history. You never know with these witches after all.

[totallynotmary]

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[totallynotmary]

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[mjmacky]

There's like a mess for a moderator to clean up. I don't know if it's length or girth that jammed up the orifice, but if you could try to keep the spunk together in one neat pile.

[chalice]

Why isn't this thread on the fucking front page news? This is what I'm talking about to the max.

Good old Mary.

[mjmacky]

Finally went through moderation then. That took a while

[chalice]

My advice to you, sir, is to take that chunk of pure gold, divide it into nuggets of literary sweetness, repackage, regroup rename the fucking thread, understand the nature of paragraphs, and Robert is your fucking mother's brother to the optimax, innit.

A true work of truth and art my friend. Fuck them fuckers.

[totallynotmary]

More details were revealed. Zeus discovered that Svetwhora actually tasked an oracle with digging up the information on Poseidon's legal troubles that took place when he resided in the State of Penis. Svetwhora and others knew this information already, but the witches were preparing a legal case long before they absconded with the child (maybe even before the child was born). Given that the legwork was done while the child was still in womb, the witches had intentions of casting our katanian family into the embers despite their gracious past and present. It's a tale of a truly despicable cunt that I tell.

[totallynotmary]

My advice to you, sir, is to take that chunk of pure gold, divide it into nuggets of literary sweetness, repackage, regroup rename the fucking thread, understand the nature of paragraphs, and Robert is your fucking mother's brother to the optimax, innit.

A true work of truth and art my friend. Fuck them fuckers.

needed to be different if the speaker is to remain a mystery, innit?

[mjmacky]

needed to be different if the speaker is to remain a mystery, innit?

Whatever you lolfag

[IdolEyes787]

A true work of truth and art my friend.

You'd think until you realize that he plagerized the whole thing from the TV show Dynasty.

[Biggles]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdsedY0foGc

[manker]

Like, it was a "farm house", but it was an actual fucking barn for horses and other farm animals.:glag:

Okay now I understand why you went to Japan. My only concern is whether it is far enough.
Anyone reading this thread without a BA in mary would definitely be :bawa:

I would have been stumped, too, despite my interest in the matter. That PM was an essential companion to this literotica.
That Poseidon dewd was you, mate, but for a wee cunt's hair, as they very eloquently say in Scotchland and possibly other places. There are undoubtedly more parallel universes in which you reside twixt oxen and manger with a babe in arms than those where you're sniffing tentacle stained panties procured from vending machines.

[mjmacky]

That Poseidon dewd was you, mate, but for a wee cunt's hair, as they very eloquently say in Scotchland and possibly other places. There are undoubtedly more parallel universes in which you reside twixt oxen and manger with a babe in arms than those where you're sniffing tentacle stained panties procured from vending machines.

I consulted the wiki, and the canon is constant: she gets an abortion in every universe's Earth.

I haven't seen a panty vending machine, but then I haven't really looked for one. I've never really been into perving on panties, clean or dirty. For me, the strongest visual enticement is fully clothed, which can be enhanced by suggestive posture (supine with with the pelvis above sea level) or subtle nudity (underboob). My favorite is the zettai ryouiki, which I'm sure I've mentioned a few times before, and that's the real reason I came to Japan. There's been plenty, and it's been lovely. I can't even be upset about arriving after the sakuras were in bloom.

Ever been to the subreddit gentleman boners?

[manker]

That Poseidon dewd was you, mate, but for a wee cunt's hair, as they very eloquently say in Scotchland and possibly other places. There are undoubtedly more parallel universes in which you reside twixt oxen and manger with a babe in arms than those where you're sniffing tentacle stained panties procured from vending machines.

I consulted the wiki, and the canon is constant: she gets an abortion in every universe's Earth.

I haven't seen a panty vending machine, but then I haven't really looked for one. I've never really been into perving on panties, clean or dirty. For me, the strongest visual enticement is fully clothed, which can be enhanced by suggestive posture (supine with with the pelvis above sea level) or subtle nudity (underboob). My favorite is the zettai ryouiki, which I'm sure I've mentioned a few times before, and that's the real reason I came to Japan. There's been plenty, and it's been lovely. I can't even be upset about arriving after the sakuras were in bloom.

Ever been to the subreddit gentleman boners?I've only been to reddit a few times, each time I haven't found anything to read. It seems confusing.
The last time I went there was years ago. Like five years, I think. It's probably good and I'm definitely doing something wrong, but I stubbornly stick to 4chan because I know how that works and I find loads of stuff to read within seconds.

Could I trouble you to send me some used panties in a can (sealed), the more obfuscating the outer artwork, the better. I can then place it upon my coffee table. In work.
When one of the braver clients enquires, I'll make up something. I'll spin a different yarn each time and it'll become legend. It my mind it's already fantastic.
I will reimburse you, this sort of stuff comes under 'decor' and is fully tax deductible.

Or you can just think I want it for a posh wank cos Mulder didn't come thro' with the bra, I don't mind :lookaroun

[manker]

http://imgur.com/r/ZettaiRyouiki

Okay then

[mjmacky]

Could I trouble you to send me some used panties in a can (sealed), the more obfuscating the outer artwork, the better. I can then place it upon my coffee table. In work.
When one of the braver clients enquires, I'll make up something. I'll spin a different yarn each time and it'll become legend. It my mind it's already fantastic.
I will reimburse you, this sort of stuff comes under 'decor' and is fully tax deductible.

Or you can just think I want it for a posh wank cos Mulder didn't come thro' with the bra, I don't mind :lookaroun

Silly man, reddit isn't a thing you have to follow on a daily basis. You just get linked to a post or subreddit one day, consume, and move on. That's not to say I never took on a test drive to see how I liked it as a go-to spot, but it was unfulfilling.

Now, I went ahead and did some online searching, assuming you made at least a half hearted request, but it appears to be more trouble than it's worth. I've been on plenty scavenger hunts, both for fun and out of desperate need, but it gets to be routinely annoying.

https://www.techinasia.com/japan-used-panty-vending-machines-fact-fiction

Coincidentally, that article has a picture of a real life girl sporting the absolute zone (zettai ryouiki), as if in defiance to the animation frenzy you stumbled upon. The girl may be a minor given the image's placement in the article. It's a school girl uniform, but given the color scheme, it's could be cosplay by someone of age. I honestly have no idea.

Go find an image on the Internet of a gachapon and make one your damn self.

[manker]

Could I trouble you to send me some used panties in a can (sealed), the more obfuscating the outer artwork, the better. I can then place it upon my coffee table. In work.
When one of the braver clients enquires, I'll make up something. I'll spin a different yarn each time and it'll become legend. It my mind it's already fantastic.
I will reimburse you, this sort of stuff comes under 'decor' and is fully tax deductible.

Or you can just think I want it for a posh wank cos Mulder didn't come thro' with the bra, I don't mind :lookaroun

Silly man, reddit isn't a thing you have to follow on a daily basis. You just get linked to a post or subreddit one day, consume, and move on. That's not to say I never took on a test drive to see how I liked it as a go-to spot, but it was unfulfilling.

Now, I went ahead and did some online searching, assuming you made at least a half hearted request, but it appears to be more trouble than it's worth. I've been on plenty scavenger hunts, both for fun and out of desperate need, but it gets to be routinely annoying.

https://www.techinasia.com/japan-used-panty-vending-machines-fact-fiction

Coincidentally, that article has a picture of a real life girl sporting the absolute zone (zettai ryouiki), as if in defiance to the animation frenzy you stumbled upon. The girl may be a minor given the image's placement in the article. It's a school girl uniform, but given the color scheme, it's could be cosplay by someone of age. I honestly have no idea.

Go find an image on the Internet of a gachapon and make one your damn self.That was a pretty interesting read. Damn shame that Tokyo isn't teaming with the things.
I had heard the rumour in the first instance around ten years ago, I naturally assumed that by now such a fantastic and renewable commodity would be ubiquitous in the cradle of its cognition.

I'm going to have to think of a different conversation contrivance for the coffee table. Any ideas?

[mjmacky]

Silly man, reddit isn't a thing you have to follow on a daily basis. You just get linked to a post or subreddit one day, consume, and move on. That's not to say I never took on a test drive to see how I liked it as a go-to spot, but it was unfulfilling.

Now, I went ahead and did some online searching, assuming you made at least a half hearted request, but it appears to be more trouble than it's worth. I've been on plenty scavenger hunts, both for fun and out of desperate need, but it gets to be routinely annoying.

https://www.techinasia.com/japan-used-panty-vending-machines-fact-fiction

Coincidentally, that article has a picture of a real life girl sporting the absolute zone (zettai ryouiki), as if in defiance to the animation frenzy you stumbled upon. The girl may be a minor given the image's placement in the article. It's a school girl uniform, but given the color scheme, it's could be cosplay by someone of age. I honestly have no idea.

Go find an image on the Internet of a gachapon and make one your damn self.That was a pretty interesting read. Damn shame that Tokyo isn't teaming with the things.
I had heard the rumour in the first instance around ten years ago, I naturally assumed that by now such a fantastic and renewable commodity would be ubiquitous in the cradle of its cognition.

I'm going to have to think of a different conversation contrivance for the coffee table. Any ideas?
I heard that they sell naked women in vending machines, or maybe I saw it in porn. That would pose an issue at customs though, so I'd still recommend the homemade route, where you strip your wife of her clothing, slam her head first through a cheap pressed cardboard coffee table, and stick a dandelion in her cooter. It's a sure hit.

[manker]

What good are you going to Japan if you're not going to send stuff back to those of us who live in societies still governed by pre-war sensibilities. It's almost as if you're not trying.
Me actually doing something is not going to work at all, for a variety of reasons; chief of which is that it's got to be spontaneous like this thing I'm trying to get you to do.

[megabyteme]

I don't think you need to beat around the bush, Manker. If you ask nicely, I'm sure Mary will give you full disclosure on what perversion(s) led him to move to Japan. :D

[manker]

I don't think you need to beat around the bush, Manker. If you ask nicely, I'm sure Mary will give you full disclosure on what perversion(s) led him to move to Japan. :D
I'm not so sure of that, she's been a bit coy so far in only relating some wank about visible thigh areas. The vile truth will out, though, as it generally does.
It's probably some unspeakable practice with epicanthic folds. Or tiny feet :eyebrows:

[megabyteme]

My son has both. That's it, Mary, price just went up!