Had a Root on the Dunny

[Adster]

just checking if anyone understands what the fuck I am on about.

[manker]

Yeah dude. Most of us have spoken with bogans via the internets and have a tenuous understanding of the dialect.

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Note to OlegL:
Adster was basically an Australian version of you 12 years ago; the oldest albino virgin in the antipodes.
Now he's married and having sex on toilets.

This could be you in a few years if only you lower your standards, or even get rid of them completely, as Ad presumably did.

[Barbarossa]

I thought he was having a wank :blink:

I guess that's what you get from learning Antipodean from Home and Away instead of Neighbours.

[Something Else]

I thought he was giving a footballer a naked massage.

[mjmacky]

I am on about.

You're on a boat?

[Mr. Mulder]

just checking if anyone understands what the fuck I am on about.

If they caught George Michael then they can catch you too :no:

[TheFoX]

Did he really have George Michael on the Dunny?

[Adster]

nah no need to be a wanker anymore that I am married.

[Caballero]

nah no need to be a wanker anymore that I am married.

Give it another year or two...

[Barbarossa]

nah no need to be a wanker anymore that I am married.

:no2:

[manker]

Maybe wanker means rapist in Austrian. He can't possibly be talking about onanism.

[TheFoX]

nah no need to be a wanker anymore that I am married.

For the best sex ever, introduce yourself to your right hand, or your left hand if you are left-handed. If you are armless, use your mouth, or your toes.

[DaveReg]

Way too politically correct for my taste. Let the poor man figure it out himself.