I'm newly single!!!!

[megabyteme]

Well, gentlemen, I'm sad to say that I am now single. :cry: Still have the wife :cry::cry::cry:, but no longer have either of my two lady friends :pinch:. Each relationship lasted just over 9 months. :naughty::w00t:

Please help me ease my sorrows by posting appropriate music and/or sketching up ads for dating sites.

[shaina]

but no longer have either of my two lady friends
Please help me ease my sorrows by posting appropriate music and/or sketching up ads for dating sites.

You really call them "Lady Friends" ? I think there is another name for them:whistling


176463

Here you go.. Perfect for you;)
176464

where the heck is that Idol when you need him.....

[megabyteme]

There was a 3rd one who I was talking to for a couple months-- she made me a couple naughty videos, but we just never fully clicked. She taught acrobatics, and is a trained dancer. :devil:

The other two *really* liked to spoil me... :D

[shaina]

There was a 3rd one who I was talking to for a couple months-- she made me a couple naughty videos, but we just never fully clicked. She taught acrobatics, and is a trained dancer. :devil:
The other two *really* liked to spoil me... :D

:noes: :slap: :noes:

Translation:

Oy Vey Iz Mir!!!

[megabyteme]

Where is Idol? I thought this sort of thing would be like blood in the water...

[IdolEyes787]

I read the thread title and it didn't peak my interest because I already knew you had shingles.

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPRSrLpBZL0

[IdolEyes787]

Re the thread.
If the internet ran on a fuel it would be ego. No offense, fag.

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AibtyCAhyQE

[IdolEyes787]

^God, what a horrible fucking song..... which basically ensures that dion loves it.

[dion09529]

This kinda threads revives the site.



^God, what a horrible fucking song..... which basically ensures that dion loves it.


Not really, but here's my latest discovery:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNR_rtjpQBw

[IdolEyes787]

If CIA kidnapped me, took me to a black site, held me in a 3 x 3 x 3 foot cage and waterboarded me continuously trying to get me to listen to that shite , I'd still hold out on the hope I would die before I had to click that link.

[IdolEyes787]

176466

[megabyteme]

Et tu, John McClane ? :cry1:

Well... Die Hard 2 and later all sucked!

[megabyteme]

Re the thread.
If the internet ran on a fuel it would be ego. No offense, fag.

Just a reminder: Oleg gets laid more often than you.

[IdolEyes787]

Another thing that the internet runs on is statements without proof, lover of fowl and men.

[megabyteme]

Another thing that the internet runs on is statements without proof, lover of fowl and men.

I would *muuuuuuch* rather take his word than watch the video (or smell his *undoubtedly* unwashed fingers). :fear::sick:

[chalice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KBif14-T5w

[iLOVENZB]

Re the thread.
If the internet ran on a fuel it would be ego. No offense, fag.

Just a reminder: Oleg gets laid more often than you.

/deceased

[monkee]

Everyone i know is sort of married , and i am single too . Same thing married but single

[Something Else]

Everyone i know is sort of married , and i am single too . Same thing married but single

Aquarterpastseven.

[Skiz]

You and the missus split? I thought you were all in. :O

[mjmacky]

I stand corrected, this is even worse erotica.

Is anyone around here even trying to hand out clitoral erections anymore?

[shaina]

I stand corrected, this is even worse erotica.
Is anyone around here even trying to hand out clitoral erections anymore?

That sounds like a lot of work:unsure:

[mjmacky]

I stand corrected, this is even worse erotica.
Is anyone around here even trying to hand out clitoral erections anymore?

That sounds like a lot of work:unsure:

It's not so hard...

[shaina]

That sounds like a lot of work:unsure:
It's not so hard...

Again physical contact with a real woman today seems like a lot of work...
With the internet today... This discussion may need the participation of Idol Meg :unsure:

Remember i am still happily married, and just making conversation;)

[mjmacky]

It's not so hard...

Again physical contact with a real woman today seems like a lot of work...
With the internet today... This discussion may need the participation of Idol Meg :unsure:

Remember i am still happily married, and just making conversation;)
I was just making a pun, no need to bring Meg into this thread.

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[chalice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLNsPhKlucY

[megabyteme]

Again physical contact with a real woman today seems like a lot of work...
With the internet today... This discussion may need the participation of Idol Meg :unsure:

Remember i am still happily married, and just making conversation;)
I was just making a pun, no need to bring Meg into this thread.

Now you have awakened the sleeping giant. No going back... :noes:

[megabyteme]

You and the missus split? I thought you were all in. :O

Family is still quite strong and happy. I've had a couple of (allowed) internet girls to play with. :devil:

All things must cum to an end, though. :sadwalk:

[shaina]

Family is still quite strong and happy. I've had a couple of (allowed) internet girls to play with myself. :devil:

Fixed, and more truthful:D

[IdolEyes787]

Now you have awakened the sleeping giant. I believe the "sleeping" part of that statement.

[shaina]

Now you have awakened the sleeping giant. I believe the "sleeping" part of that statement.

I Second That :tease:

[megabyteme]

:sleep1:

[Something Else]

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure.

Also, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.

That wasn't directed at anyone in particular.

[chalice]

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure.

Also, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.

That wasn't directed at anyone in particular.

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright noooooow cos filthy yanks kicked up a stink on the moon, the very source of my preternatural gift and curse. Us lycanthropes have been in short, Jack-Russeish supply since their racist oneupmanshape* invasion of a universally owned satellite of love and sex and visceral carnage, innit.

They left it like Hiroshima for shapeshifters. Utter devastation. I hope you're proud, American Jews. Or is that an oxymoron? :smilie4:

*Yes, jews, I meant that.

[chalice]

The above post was brought to you by valium, premium ganja and a rather delectable Australian Shiraz.

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLJ6tJU9bQQ

[shaina]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLJ6tJU9bQQ

:artist: Brilliant :artist:

Rumors are they are doing another retired tour, but i lost count how many that would be:)

[chalice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNTQ7zil2YU

[shaina]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7hvZjjsO28

[megabyteme]

Please disregard the above thread title. Seems attractive, naughty young ladies with low standards (and even lower morals :sly: ) abound :D

[Caballero]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[sunshine33]

Quitting smoking is easy . One day you quit and then you drink a lot of Tea :-)

The last day of August , i might have quit smoking . i have not smoked anything since the past 6 hours .

Anybody else want to quit smoking with me ?

[megabyteme]

Pics or it didn't happen.

:devil:

[sunshine33]

You need to meditate a bit megabyteme , I do it all the time at work these days .I have that opportunity ॐ

[megabyteme]

You need to meditate a bit megabyteme

I take naps. It's like *extreme* meditation. ;)

[L3tti]

when are the pics coming ? haha

[megabyteme]

when are the pics coming ? haha

I'm middle-aged, married, have kids, and my 'friends' are those you see in the thread above. I'm certainly not going to wreck the one good thing I've got in my life by posting her pics. :P

[shaina]

when are the pics coming ? haha

I'm middle-aged :huh:, married, have kids, and my 'friends' are those you see in the thread above. I'm certainly not going to wreck the one good thing I've got in my life by posting multiple young-lings pics. :P

Fixed, and the truth :hug:

Really, friends?? When did that happen:whistling

[megabyteme]

Yeah, Chalice and that guy who babbles incoherently about bicycles mathematics. :sly:

[shaina]

Yeah, Chalice and that guy who babbles incoherently about bicycles mathematics. :sly:

:sad1: :snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

Yeah, Chalice and that guy who babbles incoherently about bicycles mathematics. :sly:

As we in the peloton like to say, "Keep your bidon close and bladdovledivish".

[Caballero]

I'm middle-aged, married, have kids, and my 'friends' are those you see in the thread above. I'm certainly not going to wreck the one good thing I've got in my life by posting her pics. :P

With that solitary glimpse of relative sanity you just disqualified yourself from continuing to participate in this group.

[megabyteme]

You should go out more and make more offline friends . Life becomes brighter but exhaustive that way .

After reading your post, I can't help but agree.

[TheFoX]

After reading your post, I can't help but agree.

Blimey, you're still alive. :w00t:

[megabyteme]

After reading your post, I can't help but agree.

Blimey, you're still alive. :w00t:

Mostly because Idol is too cheap to hire quality assassins. I see them coming from a block away-- posing as hookers, crossing guards, business men-- I've gotten pretty darn good at getting to them first, then disposing of their bodies. Heck, I barely even look at their faces anymore... Bring is on, Idol!!!! :gunsmilie

[IdolEyes787]

First, I believe that Fox was speaking to someone named Blimey and not you. :slap: And for the record, those aren't my assassins so I'm assuming a lot of people must want you dead. My assassins are currently all posing on the internet as young women of questionable taste and morality.

To catch the right fish you need the proper bait or in this case, jail bait. :)

PS. Jew.

[shaina]

To catch the right fish you need the proper bait or in his case, jail bait. :)
PS. Jew.
:artist:

I would have to look at this in a different perspective Idol, if i hired an assassin, there would have to be some sort of benefit for the removal of
this person;)

Meg, well, knowing he is useless as tits on a bull , I would have to say it is not worth a dirty sword or yet would be a waste of a bullet. But if he still has those farm animals around and they are still virgins:unsure:, there may be a use for them.:chef:

[whatcdfan]

After reading your post, I can't help but agree.

Blimey, you're still alive. :w00t:

Same for you Fox.

[whatcdfan]

First, I believe that Fox was speaking to someone named Blimey and not you. :slap: And for the record, those aren't my assassins so I'm assuming a lot of people must want you dead. My assassins are currently all posing on the internet as young women of questionable taste and morality.

To catch the right fish you need the proper bait or in this case, jail bait. :)

PS. Jew.

If I could I would have given you half of the years of my life. :)

Don't know if it had done any good as the lives of the Arabs are quite short these days.

[Voetsek]

am not dead yet!