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Rappy
11-25-2003, 02:43 PM
the water copany is doing work on the pipes i guess and so they are makeing us shut off the water in our houses its like wtf? im not a certified water tech person i donno how the hell the water valve works they better pay us for this crap
SniperInTheShadows
11-25-2003, 02:47 PM
If they informed you of the work being done before starting it and that you'd have no water supply during that work then they don't have to pay you a penny :(

If they'd just shut the water off without warning though, then you could have claimed something back from them.

I hope they get it back on for you soon though dude :)

Sniper.
Virtualbody1234
11-25-2003, 02:47 PM
You mean you don't know how to turn your tap off? :blink:

Turn the handle. :blink:
Rappy
11-25-2003, 03:09 PM
lol no the main water valve in the house they want us to shut that off
Virtualbody1234
11-25-2003, 03:15 PM
Turn the handle. :blink:
Rappy
11-25-2003, 03:19 PM
lol how am i suppost to know its off
its not like the water won't turn on because there is still wate in the pipes
UKMan
11-25-2003, 04:14 PM
Hmm - this sounds like a case for "WaterMainsMan"!

Step 1: Walk casually around the abode looking for suspicious water taps.
Step 2: Creep up towards them and slowly turn the handles clockwise untill you cant turn anymore.
Step 3: Repeat this cunning trick on all the taps.
Step 4: Step back and admire your cunningness <--------i hope i spelled that right :unsure:

Peace
UKMan
SniperInTheShadows
11-25-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@25 November 2003 - 16:14
Hmm - this sounds like a case for "WaterMainsMan"&#33;

Step 1: Walk casually around the abode looking for suspicious water taps.
Step 2: Creep up towards them and slowly turn the handles clockwise untill you cant turn anymore.
Step 3: Repeat this cunning trick on all the taps.
Step 4: Step back and admire your cunningness <--------i hope i spelled that right :unsure:

Peace
UKMan
I think it&#39;s spelt "Cunilinguis", but don&#39;t know if i&#39;ve spelt it right either rofl :D :lol:

Sniper.
UKMan
11-25-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+25 November 2003 - 17:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 25 November 2003 - 17:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@25 November 2003 - 16:14
Hmm - this sounds like a case for "WaterMainsMan"&#33;

Step 1: Walk casually around the abode looking for suspicious water taps.
Step 2: Creep up towards them and slowly turn the handles clockwise untill you cant turn anymore.
Step 3: Repeat this cunning trick on all the taps.
Step 4: Step back and admire your cunningness <--------i hope i spelled that right&nbsp; :unsure:

Peace
UKMan
I think it&#39;s spelt "Cunilinguis", but don&#39;t know if i&#39;ve spelt it right either rofl :D :lol:

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :D Poster of the bloody obvious :D :lol:
paublo4
11-25-2003, 04:45 PM
if they want it off tell them to do it :blink: :P
SniperInTheShadows
11-25-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 16:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 25 November 2003 - 16:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@25 November 2003 - 17:32
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@25 November 2003 - 16:14
Hmm - this sounds like a case for "WaterMainsMan"&#33;

Step 1: Walk casually around the abode looking for suspicious water taps.
Step 2: Creep up towards them and slowly turn the handles clockwise untill you cant turn anymore.
Step 3: Repeat this cunning trick on all the taps.
Step 4: Step back and admire your cunningness <--------i hope i spelled that right :unsure:

Peace
UKMan
I think it&#39;s spelt "Cunilinguis", but don&#39;t know if i&#39;ve spelt it right either rofl :D :lol:

Sniper.
:lol: :D Poster of the bloody obvious :D :lol: [/b][/quote]
Uu, did I spell it wrong too? Damn it lol :P

Sniper.
UKMan
11-25-2003, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+25 November 2003 - 17:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 25 November 2003 - 17:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by UKMan@25 November 2003 - 16:44

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@25 November 2003 - 17:32
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@25 November 2003 - 16:14
Hmm - this sounds like a case for "WaterMainsMan"&#33;

Step 1: Walk casually around the abode looking for suspicious water taps.
Step 2: Creep up towards them and slowly turn the handles clockwise untill you cant turn anymore.
Step 3: Repeat this cunning trick on all the taps.
Step 4: Step back and admire your cunningness <--------i hope i spelled that right :unsure:

Peace
UKMan
I think it&#39;s spelt "Cunilinguis", but don&#39;t know if i&#39;ve spelt it right either rofl :D :lol:

Sniper.
:lol: :D Poster of the bloody obvious :D :lol:
Uu, did I spell it wrong too? Damn it lol :P

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
Could&#39;nt find it in my "dick-tionary" :lol:
Acecool
11-25-2003, 05:00 PM
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=cunning
SniperInTheShadows
11-25-2003, 05:07 PM
"cun·ni·lin·gus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kn-lnggs)
n.
Oral stimulation of the cl*t*r*s or v*lv*.


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[New Latin, from Latin, he who licks the v*lv* : cunnus, v*lv*; see (s)keu- in Indo-European Roots + lingere, to lick; see leigh- in Indo-European Roots.]
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cunni·lingual adj."

I&#39;m on unsure ground here concerning what is and isn&#39;t allowed, hence the *&#39;s lol :D

But, there it is, so all you need to do now RapFan is let the waterwork&#39;s peep&#39;s know about it... uu, no, don&#39;t do that, they won&#39;t have a clue what your telling them that for rofl :P

Sniper.
UKMan
11-25-2003, 05:22 PM
Well, now we&#39;ve helped RapFan out with his tap licking, maybe we can flame another thread........HI HO Silver.......http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/horse.gif
SniperInTheShadows
11-25-2003, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@25 November 2003 - 17:22
Well, now we&#39;ve helped RapFan out with his tap licking, maybe we can flame another thread........HI HO Silver.......http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/horse.gif
rofl I&#39;m not sure there&#39;s any left i&#39;ve not spammed or flammed (well, I don&#39;t think i&#39;ve really flammed any lol) today heh ;) :lol:

But, if you pick one... lol ;)

UKMan and Sniper - Spammer&#39;s in crime? heh ;)

Sniper.
UKMan
11-25-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+25 November 2003 - 18:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 25 November 2003 - 18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@25 November 2003 - 17:22
Well, now we&#39;ve helped RapFan out with his tap licking, maybe we can flame another thread........HI HO Silver.......http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/horse.gif
rofl I&#39;m not sure there&#39;s any left i&#39;ve not spammed or flammed (well, I don&#39;t think i&#39;ve really flammed any lol) today heh ;) :lol:

But, if you pick one... lol ;)

UKMan and Sniper - Spammer&#39;s in crime? heh ;)

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/horse.gif where to now Sniper? .......http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/horse.gif To the lounge you fool to the lounge....
Rappy
11-26-2003, 12:47 AM
i can tell none of you get the point
Raped Ape
11-26-2003, 12:51 AM
don&#39;t turn it back on....the water might be contaminated
UKMan
11-26-2003, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by RapFan@26 November 2003 - 01:47
i can tell none of you get the point
Ohh - you were serious?? :lol:

If its the the main water shut off point in your house, then thats what they obviously mean. If you dont know where it is, then i suggest you ask them nicely to help you out.

Peace
UKMan
Rappy
11-26-2003, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by UKMan+26 November 2003 - 00:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 26 November 2003 - 00:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RapFan@26 November 2003 - 01:47
i can tell none of you get the point
Ohh - you were serious?? :lol:

If its the stop cock your looking for (waiting for the barrage of jokes now) - yes, its called a stop cock, the main water shut off point in your house, then thats what they obviously mean. If you dont know where it is, then i suggest you ask them nicely to help you out.

Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
lol i know where it is but they don&#39;t tell ya how to shut it off oh well i figured it out and now i just turned it back on since its late now
UKMan
11-26-2003, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by RapFan+26 November 2003 - 01:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RapFan @ 26 November 2003 - 01:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by UKMan@26 November 2003 - 00:53
<!--QuoteBegin-RapFan@26 November 2003 - 01:47
i can tell none of you get the point
Ohh - you were serious?? :lol:

If its the stop cock your looking for (waiting for the barrage of jokes now) - yes, its called a stop cock, the main water shut off point in your house, then thats what they obviously mean. If you dont know where it is, then i suggest you ask them nicely to help you out.

Peace
UKMan
lol i know where it is but they don&#39;t tell ya how to shut it off oh well i figured it out and now i just turned it back on since its late now [/b][/quote]
I just realised that the stop cock is the one in the toilet - very appropriate - lol
Rappy
11-26-2003, 01:02 AM
haha
well whatever its called i know where it is
SniperInTheShadows
11-26-2003, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by UKMan@26 November 2003 - 00:55
I just realised that the stop cock is the one in the toilet - very appropriate - lol
I&#39;ve alway&#39;s been under the impression that the only thing with stop cock&#39;s are women that aren&#39;t interested in going out or have BF&#39;s&#33;? :blink: :unsure: ;)

Sniper.
Rappy
11-26-2003, 03:36 AM
how about the ones that want boyfriends but don&#39;t wanna do anything with them
UKMan
11-26-2003, 03:44 AM
:blink: RapFan just contributed to flaming his own post - guess we are out of a job Sniper :(

:lol: :lol:
Rappy
11-26-2003, 03:56 AM
:P
SniperInTheShadows
11-26-2003, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by RapFan@26 November 2003 - 03:36
how about the ones that want boyfriends but don&#39;t wanna do anything with them
Why do you think porn was created&#33;? :P ;)

Dude, seriously, you really should give it alot of thought about wether she&#39;s worth all the shit she&#39;s putting you through :( I&#39;ve been there and it really isn&#39;t worth putting up with it as it just drives you insane and end&#39;s up in missery :(

I&#39;m starting to feel alot better in myself since splitting up from my ex and it&#39;s a feeling i&#39;d virtualy forgotten&#33;&#33;

In the end, the ball&#39;s in your court and only your&#39;s though as it&#39;s down to what you want and wether she&#39;s worth waiting for&#33;

Sniper.
Rappy
11-26-2003, 04:02 AM
well i tried calling her so i can make my decision but she wasn&#39;t home i wanna talk to her first before i make my decision
SniperInTheShadows
11-26-2003, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by UKMan@26 November 2003 - 03:44
:blink: RapFan just contributed to flaming his own post - guess we are out of a job Sniper :(

:lol: :lol:
:( Easy come easy go I guess (hey, I now know exactly what kind of women I want as my next GF&#33;&#33; heh ;) :D :lol: ) :( :)

Sniper.
Rappy
11-26-2003, 04:17 AM
me and my g/f [IMG]http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/knuddel.gifIMG]
Rappy
11-26-2003, 04:18 AM
me and my g/f http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/knuddel.gif
Virtualbody1234
11-26-2003, 04:21 AM
If you know where the main valve is then just turn it clockwise until it stops. You can check to see if it&#39;s off by turning on a tap at your sink. If no water comes out then it&#39;s off.

To turn it back on just turn the valve counterclockwise until it stops. If the water flows then it&#39;s on.

Same instuctions apply for your GF. <_< :lol:
Rappy
11-26-2003, 04:23 AM
:lol: well like i said its too late i turned it on i would hope they are done by now
SniperInTheShadows
11-26-2003, 04:24 AM
Originally posted by RapFan@26 November 2003 - 04:18
me and my g/f http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/knuddel.gif
Did you know that you and your GF look alot like Mr And Mrs Pacman&#33;? ;) :P

Sniper.
Virtualbody1234
11-26-2003, 04:27 AM
me and my g/f [IMG]http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/knuddel.gifIMG]
Instead of posting again you could have clicked the http://klboard.ath.cx/style_images/1/p_edit.gif button at the right of your post.
UKMan
11-26-2003, 04:33 AM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+26 November 2003 - 05:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 26 November 2003 - 05:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@26 November 2003 - 03:44
:blink: RapFan just contributed to flaming his own post - guess we are out of a job Sniper&nbsp; :(

:lol:&nbsp; :lol:
:( Easy come easy go I guess (hey, I now know exactly what kind of women I want as my next GF&#33;&#33; heh ;) :D :lol: ) :( :)

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
:blink: am i missing something here?
SniperInTheShadows
11-26-2003, 04:37 AM
Originally posted by UKMan@26 November 2003 - 04:33
:blink: am i missing something here?
lol My meaning was quite simple really, if a little cryptic ;)

All I was saying is that I want my next GF to be one that I have no problem getting between the sheets and when the relationship finishes (if it finishes) then it&#39;s easy to get over her :) Hence "Easy come easy go" :P

Sniper.
UKMan
11-26-2003, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+26 November 2003 - 05:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 26 November 2003 - 05:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@26 November 2003 - 04:33
:blink: am i missing something here?
lol My meaning was quite simple really, if a little cryptic ;)

All I was saying is that I want my next GF to be one that I have no problem getting between the sheets and when the relationship finishes (if it finishes) then it&#39;s easy to get over her :) Hence "Easy come easy go" :P

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
That was very very very dry :lol:
SniperInTheShadows
11-26-2003, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by UKMan+26 November 2003 - 04:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 26 November 2003 - 04:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@26 November 2003 - 05:37
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@26 November 2003 - 04:33
:blink: am i missing something here?
lol My meaning was quite simple really, if a little cryptic ;)

All I was saying is that I want my next GF to be one that I have no problem getting between the sheets and when the relationship finishes (if it finishes) then it&#39;s easy to get over her :) Hence "Easy come easy go" :P

Sniper.
That was very very very dry :lol: [/b][/quote]
heh :D

Sniper.
Rappy
11-26-2003, 08:02 AM
i donno how that post got there i thought i edited it but eh oh well