Serious Question

[newbie2k3]

i was int he shower this morning, and i felt what appeared to be a lump.

and i was wondering if anyone else has something like this, or if i should get it checcked out.

its kinda just on the base of the penis below the sack,

if it is normal i woild just like to know, ive never really noticed it b4.

[clocker]

I can't remember the last time I felt your penis.

Come closer and cough.

[newbie2k3]

Originally posted by clocker@25 November 2003 - 15:23
I can't remember the last time I felt your penis.

Come closer and cough.
please this is serious, im really worried.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by newbie2k3+25 November 2003 - 17:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (newbie2k3 @ 25 November 2003 - 17:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@25 November 2003 - 15:23
I can&#39;t remember the last time I felt your penis.

Come closer and cough.
please this is serious, im really worried. [/b][/quote]
Go see the doctor.

Yogi

[newbie2k3]

Originally posted by SensualGardening+25 November 2003 - 15:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 25 November 2003 - 15:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by newbie2k3@25 November 2003 - 17:24
<!--QuoteBegin-clocker@25 November 2003 - 15:23
I can&#39;t remember the last time I felt your penis.

Come closer and cough.
please this is serious, im really worried.
Go see the doctor.

Yogi [/b][/quote]
i have an apointment for later today, but i was just trying to see if its normal or not. to put my mind at rest

[Yogi]

Originally posted by newbie2k3+25 November 2003 - 17:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (newbie2k3 &#064; 25 November 2003 - 17:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualGardening@25 November 2003 - 15:28

Originally posted by newbie2k3@25 November 2003 - 17:24
<!--QuoteBegin-clocker@25 November 2003 - 15:23
I can&#39;t remember the last time I felt your penis.

Come closer and cough.
please this is serious, im really worried.
Go see the doctor.

Yogi
i have an apointment for later today, but i was just trying to see if its normal or not. to put my mind at rest [/b][/quote]
Just not the place for that.

It will be ridiculed.

Good luck at the doctor.

Grtz,

Yogi

[muchspl2]

I hope its not a toomer, but seriously tom green had something like that happen to him and they FIXED him

[SniperInTheShadows]

I know how frightening this can be and how it play&#39;s on the mind, but there&#39;s a strong chance it&#39;s nothing to worry about so try not to let it get you in a panic and get checked out at the doctors.

If your anything like me your worried over nothing&#33;

I hope it&#39;s nothing and that your worried over nothing :)

Sniper.

[supersonic]

Originally posted by newbie2k3@25 November 2003 - 10:21
i was int he shower this morning, and i felt what appeared to be a lump.

and i was wondering if anyone else has something like this, or if i should get it checcked out.

its kinda just on the base of the penis below the sack,

if it is normal i woild just like to know, ive never really noticed it b4.
Congratulasions you have penis cancer&#33; JK
It happens if your Penis is alergic to like heat or...I dunno just go
to the Dr immediately, he will get it removed.

[Gemby!]

gud luck :)

[LTJBukem]

Given its location, there&#39;s a very good chance that it is nothing more than a blocked gland. That&#39;s not to say you shouldn&#39;t get it checked out though.

:)

[quiksilver_aus]

you&#39;re looking for serious help in a forum like this??
you must not be able to get out of that computer chair, or you&#39;re too lazy to go to the doctor.

here&#39;s my advice:
GET SOME ADVICE FROM A DOCTOR, SOMEONE TRAINED TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO GET FUCKED UP

[fugley]

Originally posted by newbie2k3@25 November 2003 - 15:21
its kinda just on the base of the penis below the sack,

if it is normal i woild just like to know, ive never really noticed it b4.
Maybe you has a dis-located ball. Try tugging on your penis in a vigorous fashion&#33;

You might well find it relocates the item.

If nothing else it will take yer mind of things. :blink:

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by newbie2k3@25 November 2003 - 16:21
i was int he shower this morning, and i felt what appeared to be a lump.

and i was wondering if anyone else has something like this, or if i should get it checcked out.

its kinda just on the base of the penis below the sack,

if it is normal i woild just like to know, ive never really noticed it b4.
BTW, are you from Chernobyl?

[fugley]

Have you tried talking to it??? :blink:

[fugley]

board hiccup

[fugley]

This next one is a long shot&#33;&#33;

Try to get your index finger as far up your arse as possible. Have a root round. You might well find its a pound coin or some other denomination of monetary representation&#33;


I once found eight quid and a roupee down the back of my sofa - the principle is similar.

Finally try all three of my suggestions at once&#33;&#33;


If all my suggestions fail consider seeing a doctor.

:blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Some of you guys are unbelieveable.

Someone posts here a reason to belive they have testicular cancer and you take the piss.

Thats just not right

Jonno B)

[fugley]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@25 November 2003 - 22:21
Some of you guys are unbelieveable.

Someone posts here a reason to belive they have testicular cancer and you take the piss.

Thats just not right

Jonno B)
I think most including me (finally) have given the best advice - he needs to see a doctor. :blink:

[clocker]

Jonno,
What&#39;s unbelievable is that you think a question like this would get any sort of serious response in the bloody Lounge.
Sheeesh, get real.

[Spider_dude]

try not to get an erection when the doctor feels your balls, i did and dr. john davies has never forgiven me or spoken to me since.

[AcousticBoarder]

You people take the piss ..... he&#39;s new and maybe just mucking about but I&#39;ve been in that situation and there&#39;s no need to joke about it. Just don&#39;t reply ...

I&#39;m sure its nothing, there are times when cysts form but are nothing to worry about as they go after a while. Check daily and if you notice a slight change from day to day with it getting bigger and smaller, plus it isn&#39;t rock hard and can be pressed slightly smaller, you should be fine.

Still go visit a doctor though, its best to be safe then sorry and if it is anything serious then you will be told and cured early on where nothing can go wrong.

Whatever happens, good luck.

Edit: Maybe your right clocker, but I dont see any other place this kind of question would go and he asks it to be treated seriously ...

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I just meant that someone is worried about a serious concern and some people took the piss, I get wrong for posting stupid stuff in a "Supposed" srious thread, but I would never take the piss in something to do with someones health.

I&#39;m not having a go at anyone here, I just wanted to point out that maybe, just maybe this guy is actually worried so we should show a little compassion, it does&#39;nt hurt :)

Jonno B)

[clocker]

All right then.

I apologize for not taking this as seriously as it was apparently intended.

My advice would be to go to a doctor immediately.

In future, perhaps a more suitable forum for your legitimate medical concerns would be appropriate.

And no, Hardware World is not what I&#39;m talking about.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Sorry Clocker, I was&#39;nt having a go honest, just trying to make a point is all :)

Gisa kiss and make up hey :D

Jonno B)

[clocker]

http://www.vipgrafx.com/images/lips.jpg

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I do wish people would&#39;nt post things like that.............my monitor tastes gross dude :blink: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[hobbes]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 November 2003 - 03:53
I do wish people would&#39;nt post things like that.............my monitor tastes gross dude :blink:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
Dried sperm is an acquired taste, apparently.

[internet.news]

I did not hear about it - ask your someone you can really trustfully
share your thoughts openly ;) or go the doctor;)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by hobbes+25 November 2003 - 22:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 25 November 2003 - 22:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@26 November 2003 - 03:53
I do wish people would&#39;nt post things like that.............my monitor tastes gross dude :blink: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Dried sperm is an acquired taste, apparently. [/b][/quote]
OMFG - hobbes I just spit water across the room reading that.

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/roflmao.gif http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/roflmao.gif http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/roflmao.gif

[SniperInTheShadows]

It might be a good idea to PM someone on the board that you trust to take the prob seriously if you have anymore prob&#39;s newbie2k3 and ask them in private what they think you should do, it might be alot less awkward for you and will save from peep&#39;s posting unhelpful comment&#39;s :)

I&#39;d say this goes for everyone on the board that has a serious question that they&#39;re worried about or need a serious answer to :)

@ hobbes - rofl That&#39;s disgusting :D :lol:

Sniper.

[Virtualbody1234]

Two lumps are normal but that third one is a concern. :blink:

Have you seen the doctor yet?

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Virtualbody1234@25 November 2003 - 20:43
Two lumps are normal but that third one is a concern. :blink:
:lol:

Good luck at the doctor newbie2k3.

[fugley]

Originally posted by newbie2k3+25 November 2003 - 15:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (newbie2k3 @ 25 November 2003 - 15:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualGardening@25 November 2003 - 15:28

Originally posted by newbie2k3@25 November 2003 - 17:24
<!--QuoteBegin-clocker@25 November 2003 - 15:23
I can&#39;t remember the last time I felt your penis.

Come closer and cough.
please this is serious, im really worried.
Go see the doctor.

Yogi
i have an apointment for later today, but i was just trying to see if its normal or not. to put my mind at rest [/b][/quote]
So what did the doctor say?

[fugley]

Originally posted by fugley+26 November 2003 - 19:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 26 November 2003 - 19:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by newbie2k3@25 November 2003 - 15:29

Originally posted by SensualGardening@25 November 2003 - 15:28

Originally posted by newbie2k3@25 November 2003 - 17:24
<!--QuoteBegin-clocker@25 November 2003 - 15:23
I can&#39;t remember the last time I felt your penis.

Come closer and cough.
please this is serious, im really worried.
Go see the doctor.

Yogi
i have an apointment for later today, but i was just trying to see if its normal or not. to put my mind at rest
So what did the doctor say? [/b][/quote]
And the answer is??????

[fugley]

Don&#39;t tell me it really was a pound coin&#33;&#33;&#33;

[fugley]

Did anyone else hear anything??

[clocker]

Originally posted by fugley@26 November 2003 - 14:59
Did anyone else hear anything??
Why yes I did.

I just assumed that was the sound of your sig being removed.
Again.





Curious.......

[fugley]

Originally posted by clocker+26 November 2003 - 22:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 26 November 2003 - 22:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@26 November 2003 - 14:59
Did anyone else hear anything??
Why yes I did.

I just assumed that was the sound of your sig being removed.
Again.





Curious....... [/b][/quote]
gnorf&#33; :blink:

[clocker]

Interesting.....

[J'Pol]

Really Interesting (http://www.ludd.luth.se/~oxygen/gnorf/)

[J'Pol]

Extremelly Interesting (http://www.antus.org/stn/gnorf.htm)

[J'Pol]

If we all put in a pound we could buy this. (http://www.gnorf.com/)

[fugley]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@26 November 2003 - 22:13
Really Interesting (http://www.ludd.luth.se/~oxygen/gnorf/)
Can I do them for plague-carrying.....or is pyjamma-rinsing or praguecannoing.......

...........plaguerising&#33; Phew think that&#39;s the fella&#33; :blink:

[fugley]

I intend to seek legal guidance over this one - could be worth squillions&#33; :blink:

[clocker]

If you each gave me a pound I could buy this... (http://www.peterwilkinson.karoo.net/britney.jpg)

[J'Pol]

I feel that you would be able to, Sue.

[fugley]

Originally posted by clocker@26 November 2003 - 22:20
If you each gave me a pound I could buy this... (http://www.peterwilkinson.karoo.net/britney.jpg)
gnorg&#33; (...like a gnorf&#33; only from the belly&#33;) :ph34r: