Rude Xmas Song

[griggt]

Does anybody recommend any rude xmas song i can download

[sparsely]

easy e - merry muthafuckin christmas

[Gutter]

VA-The_Year_They_Recalled_Santa_Claus_As_Told_By_Kevin_And_Bean-2003-pH

im currently looking for this (looks to be good) holiday album. Not so much a rude album but I'm sure it's somewhat funny none the less.
tracklist:

01-the_year_they_recalled_santa_claus-ph.mp3
02-thrice-happy_xmas_war_is_over-ph.mp3
03-christmas_with_jessica_and_nick-ph.mp3
04-jet-back_door_santa-ph.mp3
05-outkast-players_ball-ph.mp3
06-santa_karl-ph.mp3
07-audioslave_featuring_maynard-whats_so_funny_bout_peace_love_and_understanding-ph.mp3
08-sam_weisers_christmas_stripper-ph.mp3
09-feliz_navidad_with_the_whole_enchilada-ph.mp3
10-less_than_jake-im_gettin_nuttin_for_christmas-ph.mp3
11-larry_flynts_holiday_favorites-ph.mp3
12-the_flaming_lips-a_change_at_christmas_say_it_isnt_so-ph.mp3
13-lisa_mays_qvc_christmas_gift-ph.mp3
14-a_very_special_ed_christmas-ph.mp3
15-the_ataris-christmas_card_from_a_hooker_in_minneapolis-ph.mp3
16-pete_yorn-do_they_know_its_christmas-ph.mp3
17-john_maddens_christmas_feast-ph.mp3
18-rooney-merry_christmas_everybody-ph.mp3
19-santa_claus_has_got_the_aids-ph.mp3
20-linkin_park-my_december_live-ph.mp3
21-the_bob_hope_in_heaven_holiday_tv_special-ph.mp3
22-ryan_adams-hey_parker_its_christmas-ph.mp3
23-brand_new-o_holy_night-ph.mp3
24-dieu_to-favorite_christmas_memories-ph.mp3

[Desert Eagle]

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

[Lilmiss]

Grandpa's last xmas - The Vandals
xmastime for my penis - The Vandals
My first xmas as a woman - The Vandals


I did have their Xmas album, but I think my brother has stole it. :angry:



/vandals obsessed, they are so funny. :D

[namzuf9]

Kevin "bloody" Wilson: Hey Santa Claus. Lyrics (http://www.songlyrics.com/song-lyrics/Kevin_Bloody_Wilson/Miscellaneous/Christmas_Song/61379.html)

[Spider_dude]

namzuf any chance of you coming back on slsk mate? i have 2 songs left to get from you.

[Rappy]

well i don't know if this is an international song but i know they play it locally every year its called christmas in East Haven :lol:

[TheDave]

icp - santa claus is a big fat bitch,
that pogues one

[Rappy]

Originally posted by TheDave@27 November 2003 - 02:21
icp - santa claus is a big fat bitch,
that pogues one
:lol:

[muchspl2]

http://members.shaw.ca/matyboy/MrGarrison-...ngChristmas.mp3 (http://members.shaw.ca/matyboy/MrGarrison-MerryFuckingChristmas.mp3)



i'll find a cd I got of all the fucked up xmas songs, its great got cheech & chong, bevis & butthead and all knids of rare shit

[internet.news]

jno special, search for christmas:

coca cola christmas song ;)

[Gutter]

You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas
Red Peters

Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope
Sonic Youth

I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gunna Stink For Me)
The Little Stinkers


:lol: :santa:

[Gutter]

FENIX TX
"Feliz Navidad"

We wanna wish all of y’all
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Turn this shit up y’all

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad

Thank you for breaking up with me at Christmas
You picked your presents, I won’t give ‘em to you
Right after I bought every gift you wanted
I guess that’s just the bitch you are

You changed your pager, home and cell phone number
You even took out a restraining order
Can’t get within 500 feet of your’s
So yeah I think you’ve gone too far

[Chorus]

I’m really sorry that I fucked your sister
I can’t believe she even let me fist her
I even hooked up with your best friend Esther
Yeah she blew me in your car

I guess I’ll never ever learn my lesson
Just bought a brand new shiny Smith & Wesson
I’m gonna keep your boyfriend second guessing
I hope I see him at some bar
Somebody told me he was born a woman
They say he changed his name from Rachel to Ruben
You must be the only bitch he’s fooling
You should check him for some scars

I hope you get a fucking yeast infection
Or some disease from using no protection
You know you never gave me no erections
Yeah his wee wee won’t get hard

Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah



song available here:
http://www2.musatcha.com/scott/mp3/

[pyromonkey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 November 2003 - 19:48
Grandpa's last xmas - The Vandals
xmastime for my penis - The Vandals
My first xmas as a woman - The Vandals


I did have their Xmas album, but I think my brother has stole it. :angry:



/vandals obsessed, they are so funny. :D
vandals rule!

another vandals christmas song (not that rude though) is "oi to the world"