A Stupid Medical Question

[MetroStars]

Ok this question has bin bugging me 4 sum time now so i want an answer...



Ok lets say i got my penis Chopped off in sum sort of accident...

How wud i take a piss.


thats my question

[thisiswhoweare]

my guess is they might attach another one, or use one of those filters that you get hooked up to that filters all the waste from your blood.
Only a guess, so i might be talking absolute bollucks.

[pol]

some kind of colostomy bag i'd imagine, not thinking of trying this one are you metro - i remember the teeth incident :huh:

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:48
How wud i take a piss.
sitting down - your essentials will still be there (urethra, bladder, kidneys), well that's what i think anyway, how about you remove your penis and tell us

[MetroStars]

No No i wudn't b so stupid but,

i wos just wondering wot u wud have 2 do if u didn't have your party Sausage 2 take wee with :lol:

[UKMan]

Seriously i would think you'd sit down and pee - just like a lady :D

All the essential pipes to the liver etc would still be intact - hopefully.

edit: i just repeated what Darth said - sorry :(

[MediaSlayer]

they would stick a sterilized tube up ur urethra

[Evil Gemini]

A Stupid Medical Question, Serious answer

:blink:

[SniperInTheShadows]

I'm so soz, but since everyone else has answered seriously (and are most likely correct, though you may end up with a bag attached that fill's up slowly all the time) i've got to do this heh ;) :P :lol:

I don't think it would be you taking the piss, I think it would be other's taking the piss out of you for doing it!! ;) :P :D :lol:

Sniper.

[BigBank_Hank]

Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:52
i wos just wondering wot u wud have 2 do if u didn't have your party Sausage 2 take wee with :lol:
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/roflmao.gif
Only you Metro

[bujub22]

i dont know but either way sounds painfull. how bout somebody try and tell all of us how it is <_< :lol: :lol: :blink: :P :huh: :ph34r:

[Sid Hartha]

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[thisiswhoweare]

Originally posted by bujub22@26 November 2003 - 19:33
i dont know but either way sounds painfull. how bout somebody try and tell all of us how it is <_< :lol: :lol: :blink: :P :huh: :ph34r:
better yet...not to.

I wouldnt wanna know :blink:

[mikey muff]

wasn&#39;t there a pornstar once called Bobbit or something who&#39;s wife caught him cheating and cut his off :x


he got his old one sewn back on and became quite a success a a frankenpenis


guess he probably divorced the bitch :lol:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by mikey muff@26 November 2003 - 23:17
wasn&#39;t there a pornstar once called Bobbit or something who&#39;s wife caught him cheating and cut his off :x


he got his old one sewn back on and became quite a success a a frankenpenis


guess he probably divorced the bitch :lol:
He started playing in porns after it was cut off/sawn on.

:o Yogi

[Virtualbody1234]

Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 09:48
How wud i take a piss.


In a toilet.

[mikey muff]

ouch&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :x

i heard it was a cleaver but sawn would be messy and alot slower

poor guy


do you reckon he still had any working nerve senses when he was doing his films it would be a bit shit if he shagged with all those women and couldn&#39;t feel it :D

[fugley]

I would imagine that with modern surgical procedures it would be entirely pheasable to re-plumb such an individiual so that he could piss out is arse&#33;&#33;&#33; :ph34r:

[J'Pol]

Given that there is a history of Eunuchs, where slaves had this very procedure carried out. Allied to the fact that modern science can perform the removal of the penis for "sex change" patients, I would be very surprised if a colostomy bag were involved.

I would suspect that some cosmetic surgery, in order to provide a convenient and hygienic method of waste removal would be carried out. On the assumption that the internal parts are all left in proper working order.

[fugley]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@26 November 2003 - 21:50
Given that there is a history of Eunuchs, where slaves had this very procedure carried out. Allied to the fact that modern science can perform the removal of the penis for "sex change" patients, I would be very surprised if a colostomy bag were involved.

I would suspect that some cosmetic surgery, in order to provide a convenient and hygienic method of waste removal would be carried out. On the assumption that the internal parts are all left in proper working order.
That&#39;s just the intellectual way of saying "you&#39;d be able to piss out of yer arse" :ph34r:

[MetroStars]

I luv the seriousness of J&#39;Pol

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 22:53
I luv the seriousness of J&#39;Pol
Did you not in fact request the seriousness.

Perhaps I misunderstood, based on you asking for a serious answer.

If so, my mistake and unreserved apologies, one does not wish to appear obtuse after all.

[MetroStars]

yes i did JP and i thank u 4 it :)

[Rappy]

Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:48
Ok this question has bin bugging me 4 sum time now so i want an answer...



Ok lets say i got my penis Chopped off in sum sort of accident...

How wud i take a piss.


thats my question

i heard they can re attach it