Software For Balaam

[konnie]

balaam is an ignorant, know-nothing pleb ! (http://www.kelkoo.co.uk/b/a/ss_oxford_dictionary_cd.html)

"oh balaam, you are sooooo funny !" - like the best JOKES should be.

[muchspl2]

http://members.cox.net/xcuse/lawrencelock.jpg

[LTJBukem]

Originally posted by konnie@26 November 2003 - 20:54
balaam is an ignorant, know-nothing pleb ! (http://www.kelkoo.co.uk/b/a/ss_oxford_dictionary_cd.html)

"oh balaam, you are sooooo funny !" - like the best JOKES should be.
You seem to have a problem with Balamm. Why not discuss it with him rather than making these snidy, bitchy little comments? :(

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by LTJBukem@26 November 2003 - 20:04
You seem to have a problem with Balamm. Why not discuss it with him rather than making these snidy, bitchy little comments? :(
lmfao!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

pot, kettle, black <_<

[TRshady]

I don&#39;t know enough to comment on this but ....
Bitching or abuse against a team member isn&#39;t always a good idea ....

Edit: Balaam got sacked? :o
How times change, and all I did was turn my back for a minute.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by TRshady@26 November 2003 - 20:06
I don&#39;t know enough to comment on this but ....
Bitching or abuse against a team member isn&#39;t always a good idea ....
former :rolleyes:

[muchspl2]

http://members.cox.net/xcuse/lock.jpg

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by muchspl2@26 November 2003 - 20:07
http://members.cox.net/xcuse/lock.jpg
it&#39;s just a shame you don&#39;t have the authority to actually close this topic

[LTJBukem]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+26 November 2003 - 21:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob &#064; 26 November 2003 - 21:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-LTJBukem@26 November 2003 - 20:04
You seem to have a problem with Balamm. Why not discuss it with him rather than making these snidy, bitchy little comments? :(
lmfao&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

pot, kettle, black <_<[/b][/quote]
Oh come now, don&#39;t be all bitter, just because i commented on your not having a sex life. You even admitted it yourself. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by konnie@26 November 2003 - 20:54
balaam is an ignorant, know-nothing pleb &#33; (http://www.kelkoo.co.uk/b/a/ss_oxford_dictionary_cd.html)

"oh balaam, you are sooooo funny &#33;" - like the best JOKES should be.
why dont u go away and stfu, what do you have against him?

he&#39;s one of the most respected and resourceful member on this forum :lol:

so bitch off <_<

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by LTJBukem+26 November 2003 - 20:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LTJBukem @ 26 November 2003 - 20:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@26 November 2003 - 21:05
<!--QuoteBegin-LTJBukem@26 November 2003 - 20:04
You seem to have a problem with Balamm. Why not discuss it with him rather than making these snidy, bitchy little comments? :(
lmfao&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

pot, kettle, black <_<
Oh come now, don&#39;t be all bitter, just because i commented on your not having a sex life. You even admitted it yourself. :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
ha-ha <_<

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez+26 November 2003 - 20:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (james_bond_rulez @ 26 November 2003 - 20:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-konnie@26 November 2003 - 20:54
balaam is an ignorant, know-nothing pleb &#33; (http://www.kelkoo.co.uk/b/a/ss_oxford_dictionary_cd.html)

"oh balaam, you are sooooo funny &#33;" - like the best JOKES should be.
why dont u go away and stfu, what do you have against him?

he&#39;s one of the most respected and resourceful member on this forum :lol:

so bitch off <_< [/b][/quote]
i agree :)

[muchspl2]

http://members.cox.net/xcuse/lockN.jpg

[boyzeee]

Originally posted by konnie@26 November 2003 - 20:54
balaam is an ignorant, know-nothing pleb &#33; (http://www.kelkoo.co.uk/b/a/ss_oxford_dictionary_cd.html)

"oh balaam, you are sooooo funny &#33;" - like the best JOKES should be.
Hmmm......you seem to be suffering from a lack of a life yourself, Do yourself and us a favour and STFU, Or better still.....just f**koff to THIS SITE WHERE YOU&#39;LL FIT RIGHT IN (http://wanker.netfirms.com/guest.htm) <_<

[N£MO]

:blink:

[Kunal]

Originally posted by konnie@26 November 2003 - 21:54
balaam is an ignorant, know-nothing pleb &#33; (http://www.kelkoo.co.uk/b/a/ss_oxford_dictionary_cd.html)

"oh balaam, you are sooooo funny &#33;" - like the best JOKES should be.
is a book software now :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

and btw :flame: :flame: :swear: :swear: :swear:

[balamm]

konnie has more than one account here and knows exactly how things work ;)

The act is a bit chickenshit and misguided maybe, but I understand there have to be people like this to show us all the dark side of our human existence.

It&#39;s just improves the rest of us by their very existence ;)

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by balamm@26 November 2003 - 21:52
konnie has more than one account here and knows exactly how things work ;)

The act is a bit chickenshit and misguided maybe, but I understand there have to be people like this to show us all the dark side of our human existence.

It&#39;s just improves the rest of us by their very existence ;)
i thought they&#39;ve taken ur admin powers? :blink:

can u still see ips? :blink:

[balamm]

:) :D

It&#39;s highly possible ;)

Computers do really cool things besides downloading porn and XP themes. :P

Databases and stuff (technical terms :rolleyes: )

[Kunal]

Originally posted by balamm@26 November 2003 - 23:06
stuff
wow&#33; now that is techinal :lol:

[Marius24]

Originally posted by konnie@26 November 2003 - 19:54
balaam is an ignorant, know-nothing pleb &#33; (http://www.kelkoo.co.uk/b/a/ss_oxford_dictionary_cd.html)

"oh balaam, you are sooooo funny &#33;" - like the best JOKES should be.
y does balaam need a dictionary he hasnt done anything...
(not sayin that dictionary is bad)

[clocker]

Oh you&#39;re just showing off again Balamm.

Can your computer handle 64bit stuff?

Ha&#33; Thought not&#33;

[balamm]

Can yours?

I considered it for the next upgrade but It doesn&#39;t really meet my needs. Hell, I still work with 16 bit programs a lot.
Gimme 4 - p3&#39;s and a monochrome monitor and I&#39;m happy :lol:

[clocker]

I have already DLed and installed Stuff 9.0 in 64bit Technicolor and run it at 1785x1450 resolution and 154 fps.

I had to do a bit o secret type hack3r tw3aking to pull this off, but nothing any l33t master couldn&#39;t do.

Even better- I know how to spell "plebe" properly.

[balamm]

Stuf 9.0 ? :o You are 133333337&#33; http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/groupwave.gif








This is my dream machine. One day, she will be mine, oh yes&#33;

http://members.shaw.ca/userkey/disksvin.jpg

[muchspl2]

what kind of pc is that, looks like it has 16 hard drives :unsure:

[balamm]

I count about 24. Look near the power supply and below it as well.

[ooo]

lol thatz crazy&#33;

lol watch it all be like 20gbs hard drives :P

[TRshady]

Originally posted by balamm@26 November 2003 - 22:48
Stuf 9.0 ?&nbsp; :o&nbsp; You are 133333337&#33;&nbsp; http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/groupwave.gif








This is my dream machine. One day, she will be mine, oh yes&#33;

http://members.shaw.ca/userkey/disksvin.jpg
Isn&#39;t that like holding 12 Nokia 5110&#39;s together and shouting at the top of your voice "woo&#33;, I can store 1200 numbers&#33; :D". Surely, by the time a comp like that becomes a reasonable price they will have the capacity of that in just one hard drive? :blink:

Oh, and leave balaam alone, hes one of the few people I remember from when I lived at this place. :P

Edit: Wow&#33; ... its soul184&#33; :D
Remember this dude from my geocities days, creating over 20 accounts to host roms, lol. How you been all this time mate? :(

[balamm]

It&#39;s not the size of the drives that impresses me, it&#39;s the fact that it&#39;s all connected and working. :blink:
Can you imagine the mass of wiring and routing that needed to be done?
And the drive letter assignment must have been a bitch. I think there are only 23 or 24 usable letters. Volume numbers instead maybe?

[TRshady]

lol, good point balaam. But nothing proves it&#39;s all working :P
Looking at its surroundings, why the hell would a help user need that much space?, lol. Suppose it could come in handy for some, just means a sell-out of men sized kleenex at the local tescos. :(

[Benno]

It looks like it has great air flow :P

[Virtualbody1234]

You&#39;re not going to tell me that all those drives and fans run off one power supply. No way&#33; Overload city&#33;

[MUSLEMAN]

Originally posted by muchspl2@26 November 2003 - 17:22
http://members.cox.net/xcuse/lockN.jpg
roflmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Marius24]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@26 November 2003 - 22:58
[QUOTE=muchspl2,26 November 2003 - 17:22] http://members.cox.net/xcuse/lockN.jpg
i dont get it :huh:

[MUSLEMAN]

roflmao ^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: it just keeps getting better

[james_bond_rulez]

omg balamm u r fucking crazy :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

oh fuck i choked on my coke when i saw that pc...

omg balamm how much porn you got in there?? :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh man this is one kick ass motherfucker pc

[Virtualbody1234]

Originally posted by Marius24@26 November 2003 - 19:02
i dont get it :huh:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[boyzeee]

maybe its someone that cant afford a big h/drive and so had the bright idea to buy a job lot of "24 1gb quantum fireballs.....no bad sectors...(Caveat Emptor)" from ebay for £1 and string them all together.......genius&#33; LOL :D great pic ;)

[james_bond_rulez]

:lol: like i said the dude went crazy :lol: <_<

[clocker]

Originally posted by balamm@26 November 2003 - 16:17
It&#39;s not the size of the drives that impresses me, it&#39;s the fact that it&#39;s all connected and working. :blink:
Can you imagine the mass of wiring and routing that needed to be done?

What do you mean "imagine"?

Looks to me like you can see all the wiring it took.

I can&#39;t say that I know what this rig would be good for, but I&#39;ll bet I could do a better job setting it up than that.

What is that anyways?

[TRshady]

lmao boyzee ... would be a bummer to repackage and send back though.

oh, and James Bond: "This is my dream machine.


This is my dream machine. One day, she will be mine, oh yes&#33;

Now tell me ya dont feel stupid :P

[boyzeee]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@27 November 2003 - 00:16
:lol: like i said the dude went crazy :lol: <_<
yeah man&#33; you can just picture the headline above it "michael jacksons computer seized......he denies allegations and said "the pictures in my kazaa shared folder are of love and its totally innocent". :o

man i&#39;m bad, please excuse my god damn awful sense of humour :D

(boyzeee leaves the thread with his head bowed in shame)

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by TRshady@27 November 2003 - 00:18
lmao boyzee ... would be a bummer to repackage and send back though.

oh, and James Bond: "This is my dream machine.


This is my dream machine. One day, she will be mine, oh yes&#33;

Now tell me ya dont feel stupid :P
:huh: wtf? :huh: :lol:

wut dream machine? wut r u talking about? :lol:

[TRshady]

Balaam: "This is my dream machine. One day, she will be mine, oh yes&#33;
"

You: "oh fuck i choked on my coke when i saw that pc...

omg balamm how much porn you got in there??"

Maybe Im wrong, anyway ..... take care. :)

[james_bond_rulez]

now i get it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ultimatejester]

Did any1 bother to report this topic. We do have "Lounge" if you wanna discuss this topic. i dont even c the need of posting this, plz talk to the guy you have the problem with.

[Marius24]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN+26 November 2003 - 23:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MUSLEMAN &#064; 26 November 2003 - 23:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> roflmao ^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: it just keeps getting better [/b]
+

Originally posted by Virtualbody1234@ 26 November 2003 - 23:10
<!--QuoteBegin-Marius24@26 November 2003 - 19:02
i dont get it :huh: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote]


i still dont get it :huh:


someone tell me :blink:

[ooo]

lol wow someone remembers me... lol... i&#39;ve been fine... heh... ur dream machines missing some cdrom drives :) now how are you going to install some software?

[boyzeee]

Originally posted by Marius24+27 November 2003 - 01:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Marius24 @ 27 November 2003 - 01:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@26 November 2003 - 23:04
roflmao ^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: it just keeps getting better
+


Originally posted by Virtualbody1234@ 26 November 2003 - 23:10
<!--QuoteBegin-Marius24@26 November 2003 - 19:02
i dont get it :huh: :lol: :lol: :lol:


i still dont get it :huh:


someone tell me :blink: [/b][/quote]
LOL :D the clue is in the picture, the question you should be asking yourself is "what is this a picture of?" and then tie it in with a few of the other posts ;) i will come back in 5 mins to see if you got it and then i put you out of ya misery :D

[Marius24]

i feel like a fool :rolleyes:

still dont get it :unsure:


*edit* what is the picture of? :P

[boyzeee]

hey Marius24 , its a LOCK.....get it? pic of a padLOCK, then another padLOCK....and then muchspl2 triumphant "look at the size of my lock pic" :D its what this thread should have had done to it right at the start........LOCKED :D

[Marius24]

a lock :huh: i thought it was one of those things where boats go in one end, and come out the other (something to do with water levels) :blink:


anyways i must b really tired not to have spot that one :ph34r:

[boyzeee]

Originally posted by Marius24@27 November 2003 - 01:32
a lock :huh: i thought it was one of those things where boats go in one end, and come out the other (something to do with water levels) :blink:


anyways i must b really tired not to have spot that one :ph34r:
ahh you have just made my night&#33; LOL, yeh you got it exactly right, its a lock "
Lock .... definition of ...
(n.) A tuft of hair; a flock or small quantity of wool, hay, or other like substance; a tress or ringlet of hair.
(n.) Anything that fastens; specifically, a fastening, as for a door, a lid, a trunk, a drawer, and the like, in which a bolt is moved by a key so as to hold or to release the thing fastened.
(n.) A fastening together or interlacing; a closing of one thing upon another; a state of being fixed or immovable.
(n.) A place from which egress is prevented, as by a lock.
(n.) The barrier or works which confine the water of a stream or canal.
(n.) An inclosure in a canal with gates at each end, used in raising or lowering boats as they pass from one level to another; -- called also lift lock.


LOL :D

[Schumacher_Skaife]

I thought the meaning of the pciture was something about "Opening the Floodgates" but i may be wrong

Dave

[boyzeee]

Originally posted by Schumacher_Skaife@27 November 2003 - 01:39
I thought the meaning of the pciture was something about "Opening the Floodgates" but i may be wrong

Dave
:D yeh i can see that to ;) now i&#39;m not sure.... damn :D only muchspl2 can answer this one :D

[muchspl2]

http://members.cox.net/xcuse/trainwreck.jpg

&


http://www.nvgc.vt.edu/mft/images/locke.gif

[MUSLEMAN]

Originally posted by muchspl2@26 November 2003 - 22:06
http://members.cox.net/xcuse/trainwreck.jpg

&


http://www.nvgc.vt.edu/mft/images/locke.gif
roflmao, you are on tonight boy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this thread just keeps getting better and better :lol: :lol: thx boss, made my day http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/g0/beer.gifhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/g0/beer.gif

[balamm]

http://www.bu.edu/bridge/archive/1998/05-12/PHOTOS/locke.gif

Governor Gary Locke :D

[MUSLEMAN]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: please, oh my tummy, please you guys are killing me stop :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@27 November 2003 - 03:06
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: please, oh my tummy, please you guys are killing me stop :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
*tickles musleman&#39;s tummy* :lol: :lol: :lol:

[muchspl2]

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd600/d679/d67978hd6j8.jpg



or


http://www.elevenshadows.com/tibet/seagal-headlock.jpg

[balamm]

Well just to keep this somewhat software related, what&#39;s this all about >

SpyLock 3.0
Software Lock

http://www.internet-monitoring-software.com/lock-pro/

I wonder if it&#39;s on kazaa yet?

;)

[MUSLEMAN]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: stop it :lol: :lol: :lol: just stop it :lol: :lol: :lol:

[james_bond_rulez]

:lol: :lol:

[muchspl2]

http://www.forteantimes.com/gallery/images/lochness.jpg

[MUSLEMAN]

ok now i&#39;m in tears please stop cant :lol: :lol: take it :lol: :lol: any :lol: :lol: :lol:more :lol: :lol: :lol:

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@27 November 2003 - 03:33
ok now i&#39;m in tears please stop cant :lol: :lol: take it :lol: :lol: any :lol: :lol: :lol:more :lol: :lol: :lol:
ok u need to stop it&#39;s getting sexual now :lol:

[MUSLEMAN]

:lol: :lol: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

[balamm]

I understand these guys use Unix. Could be wrong though...

http://www.wvi.com/~lelandh/lock.jpg

[MUSLEMAN]

roflmao :lol: :lol: balamm you always drop me off my chair man :lol: :lol:

[balamm]

too bad there&#39;s no monitor showing near this lock so we could see what the OS looks like.

http://gtresearchnews.gatech.edu/images/crew%20lock2.gif

[MUSLEMAN]

for the love of good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[infamousalbo101]

yess for the love of GOOD :lol:

[muchspl2]

http://www.hiley.demon.co.uk/locker/locker.jpg


http://www.daysjewelers.com/images/gold/locket.jpg

[balamm]

http://members.shaw.ca/userkey/lock.jpg


:P

[MUSLEMAN]

Originally posted by balamm@27 November 2003 - 00:32
http://members.shaw.ca/userkey/lock.jpg


:P
:lol: :lol: wait that is a pic of the mods view :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[[B][O][T]]

Originally posted by balamm@27 November 2003 - 04:32
http://members.shaw.ca/userkey/lock.jpg


:P
The time has came to close this thread, totally off topic and not related to software.

:rolleyes:

BOT