Alternative Names For... [Archive]

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 04:54 AM

Ok, you can all thank AussieSheila for this, twas her idea (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=84168&st=75) I tell ye heh ;)

Just share with us the different name's you use, or have heard, for breast's :D

I'll start with the obvious - knockers ;)

What name's have you heard them called, or called them yourself? :D ;)

Sniper.

dingoBaby

11-27-2003, 04:56 AM

Boobs. One of my favorite words. :D

Rappy

11-27-2003, 04:57 AM

i like calling them boobies

Raped Ape

11-27-2003, 05:00 AM

boobs contain like a lot of fat! lol well i dont nkow. a name......

tits? or are tits only the round part <_<

Rappy

11-27-2003, 05:03 AM

i donno

Honey

11-27-2003, 05:05 AM

Twin Peaks... surrounding the Deep Valley... ;) :lol:

kAb

11-27-2003, 05:05 AM

pechugas ;) (spanish)

Rappy

11-27-2003, 05:06 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 05:05
Twin Peaks... surrounding the Deep Valley... ;) :lol:
hey i thought the men were suppost to come up with names

hobbes

11-27-2003, 05:11 AM

hooters

http://www.reviewjournal.com/images/bestoflv/1999/photos/hooters.jpg

Ah, the subtlety of this double entre. See the "hoot" owl

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 05:13 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 05:05
Twin Peaks... surrounding the Deep Valley... ;) :lol:
heh I wonder if anything's allowed to pass between there!? heh ;) :"> :wub:

@ RapFan - Anyone can give name's for them, as i'm sure some women have some interesting name's for them themselves (such as Ozbabe ;)) :) ;)

Sniper.

quiksilver_aus

11-27-2003, 05:15 AM

gotta love them TITTIES

Rappy

11-27-2003, 05:15 AM

:P headlights

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 05:15 AM

Originally posted by hobbes@27 November 2003 - 05:11
hooters

Ah, the subtlety of this double entre. See the "hoot" owl
heh That would be alot better though if the "O"'s were spaced apart a little, and down a little, and the hole in the O's were, well if the tshirt's had little holes to make them up heh ;)

Sniper.

Evil Gemini

11-27-2003, 05:17 AM

Melons

NikkiD

11-27-2003, 05:18 AM

Well lets see... I've had them called lots of things...

Juggs, hooters, puppies, "the girls"...

But my all time favourite has to be:

Bodacious Ta-Ta's :lol:

EDIT: Thank goodness Jonno's gone to bed already. If he read this thread, his head might explode.

Rip The Jacker

11-27-2003, 05:19 AM

Puppies. :P

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 05:24 AM

Originally posted by KrackHead2k@27 November 2003 - 05:19
Puppies. :P
KrackHead2k can you !PLZ! post bigger and other images of Veronica in that Mrs Clause getup!! ;) (Post them in the biggest spam thread if need be, but plz do it heh ;))

@ NikkiD - omfg roflmfao That Jonno comment almost made me fall of the chair laughing!!! :D :lol: "Bodacious Ta-Ta's"? Heh, I like that ;)

Sniper.

Adster

11-27-2003, 05:28 AM

sags

Rip The Jacker

11-27-2003, 05:29 AM

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@26 November 2003 - 21:24
KrackHead2k can you !PLZ! post bigger and other images of Veronica in that Mrs Clause getup!! ;) (Post them in the biggest spam thread if need be, but plz do it heh ;))
The girl in my sig and avatar is Aria Giovanni. :wub:

I would post pics, but pics containing full nudity are not allowed.

AussieSheila

11-27-2003, 05:29 AM

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@27 November 2003 - 14:54
Ok, you can all thank AussieSheila for this, twas her idea (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=84168&st=75) I tell ye heh ;)

Just share with us the different name's you use, or have heard, for breast's  :D

I'll start with the obvious - knockers  ;)

What name's have you heard them called, or called them yourself?  :D  ;)

Sniper.
:o Now I know why you're called Sniper! You pinched me thread!

Has anyone said norgs? Charming phrase. ;)

Pink nosed puppies my other half calls them.

:lol:

I was gonna offer a boobie prize too....

Adster

11-27-2003, 05:33 AM

well you coudl PM the pics krackhead :lol:

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by KrackHead2k+27 November 2003 - 05:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KrackHead2k @ 27 November 2003 - 05:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@26 November 2003 - 21:24
KrackHead2k can you !PLZ! post bigger and other images of Veronica in that Mrs Clause getup!! ;) (Post them in the biggest spam thread if need be, but plz do it heh ;))
The girl in my sig and avatar is Aria Giovanni. :wub:

I would post pics, but pics containing full nudity are not allowed. [/b][/quote]
Show's how tired I still am that I conduseded Aria for Zemenova lol :P

Post the ones where she's not nude and PM me the other's!? ;)

@ AussieSheila - Soz, I saw you say about someone starting a thread and posted one saying i'd start one and started one then noticed you saying you'd start one and plz don't ask me to say all that again as it's a mind twister lol :)

Sniper.

Rip The Jacker

11-27-2003, 05:36 AM

Originally posted by Adster@26 November 2003 - 21:33
well you coudl PM the pics krackhead :lol:
Yeah I could, but then again, I'd have to upload them all, and I'm on dial-up. :o

Sniper I sent you a PM with a link to the gallery online. :)

Honey

11-27-2003, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+27 November 2003 - 13:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 27 November 2003 - 13:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 05:05
Twin Peaks... surrounding the Deep Valley...  ;)  :lol:
heh I wonder if anything's allowed to pass between there!? heh ;) :"> :wub:

@ RapFan - Anyone can give name's for them, as i'm sure some women have some interesting name's for them themselves (such as Ozbabe ;)) :) ;)

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
Sniper babe... only special "things" pass through my Valley!.. :o ;) o:)

and btw.. i never named them ... someone else did!.. :">

Raped Ape

11-27-2003, 05:41 AM

Originally posted by KrackHead2k+27 November 2003 - 05:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KrackHead2k @ 27 November 2003 - 05:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Adster@26 November 2003 - 21:33
well you coudl PM the pics krackhead :lol:
Yeah I could, but then again, I'd have to upload them all, and I'm on dial-up. :o

Sniper I sent you a PM with a link to the gallery online. :) [/b][/quote]
post em without the full thig like block the bottom...cuz u can show boobs blur the bottom withphotoshop

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 05:45 AM

Adster

11-27-2003, 05:45 AM

fuck uploading them just hotlink em

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 05:50 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 05:37
Sniper babe... only special "things" pass through my Valley!.. :o ;) o:)

and btw.. i never named them ... someone else did!.. :">
:"> I wonder if i've anything special enough, in a big way, that might be allowed to Honey!? :"> ;) :wub:

Oh, I think i'll not ask who, don't want to possibly bring up anything you'd rather not mention Babe :) :wub:

Sniper.

Rip The Jacker

11-27-2003, 05:52 AM

Originally posted by Adster@26 November 2003 - 21:45
fuck uploading them just hotlink em
If I hotlink them, they will contain full nudity. If I edit them, I have to upload them. :P

Check your PM Raped Ape. :)

Keikan

11-27-2003, 05:53 AM

squishers

Honey

11-27-2003, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+27 November 2003 - 13:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 27 November 2003 - 13:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 05:37
Sniper babe... only special "things" pass through my Valley!..  :o  ;)  o:)

and btw.. i never named them ... someone else did!..  :">
:"> I wonder if i've anything special enough, in a big way, that might be allowed to Honey!? :"> ;) :wub:

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
omg Sniper!!!!!! http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gifhttp://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gif

ooooeerrr... im all flustered now!... :"> :wub:

AussieSheila

11-27-2003, 06:01 AM

:ermm: Ummmm, guys, is this a hijack?

;) Get a room!

B)

Worthless

11-27-2003, 06:50 AM

grr i hate u loved people :(

Honey

11-27-2003, 07:02 AM

;) @ Andie... okay... being good now... (not that i wasnt before!) :lol:

ummm... udders.... (yuck)... pillows... peaches...

okay now?.. ;)

iMartin

11-27-2003, 07:04 AM

Big 'ole Boobies (with a southern accient) :lol:

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe+27 November 2003 - 05:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozbabe @ 27 November 2003 - 05:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@27 November 2003 - 13:50

:"> I wonder if i've anything special enough, in a big way, that might be allowed to Honey!? :"> ;) :wub:

Sniper.
omg Sniper!!!!!! http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gifhttp://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gif

ooooeerrr... im all flustered now!... :"> :wub: [/b][/quote]
heh Soz Babe ;) :"> :wub:

Was hoping for more along the line's of "hot, out-of-breath-moaning and sweating" effect but flustered isn't bad for my first time heh :"> ;) :wub:

Sniper. (Thinking he need's a cold shower lol)

EDIT : hahaha Soz, got two thread's confused, but mostly what I said still applies heh :"> ;)

EDIT 2 : Spellnig Mitsake

hobbes

11-27-2003, 07:07 AM

I am actually indifferent to breasts.

Big breasts are usually associated with a big ass.

A pretty face, a well rounded butt, and a brain, the breasts be damned!

Worthless

11-27-2003, 07:09 AM

i don't like big boobs or butt i just like nice round ones but my girl has to have a brain and a pretty face i like more than a nice butt or boobs

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 07:09 AM

Here's another name, or two or more if I can think of anymore right now lol -

Cahoona's
Bazooka's
Eye-poker-outer's (depend's on weather and current arousal state I believe heh)

- heh ;)

Sniper.

j2k4

11-27-2003, 07:10 AM

Chesticles?

hobbes

11-27-2003, 07:12 AM

Assuming erect nipples- satellite antennas

j2k4

11-27-2003, 07:16 AM

I always liked Frank Zappa's name for 'em:

"Mammallian Protruberances"

That's, uh.....kind of a mouthful.

Honey

11-27-2003, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by hobbes@27 November 2003 - 15:07
I am actually indifferent to breasts.

Big breasts are usually associated with a big ass.

A pretty face, a well rounded butt, and a brain, the breasts be damned!
a little off topic... but hobbes... do you think that J-Lo has a big butt or in your opinion... is it well rounded?.. :huh:

dingoBaby

11-27-2003, 07:20 AM

Fun bags

hobbes

11-27-2003, 07:25 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe+27 November 2003 - 08:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozbabe @ 27 November 2003 - 08:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@27 November 2003 - 15:07
I am actually indifferent to breasts.

Big breasts are usually associated with a big ass. 

A pretty face, a well rounded butt, and a brain, the breasts be damned!
a little off topic... but hobbes... do you think that J-Lo has a big butt or in your opinion... is it well rounded?.. :huh:[/b][/quote]
Fat ass, with poor form.

Very pretty face and skin.

Overall, a reject. Yeah, like I am perfect, LOL!

Honey

11-27-2003, 07:29 AM

oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!... :lol:

goes with my big breasts!... ;) or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?.. :lol:

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:29
oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!... :lol:

goes with my big breasts!... ;) or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?.. :lol:
J-Lo doesn't have a fat ass, she's got a damned sexy ass!! (I don't like J-Lo herself, she is beautiful but she's a total bitch with it which put's me so off her it's unbelievable lol)

!Drooling over thought's of Honey's sexy ass and big breast's! heh :"> ;) :wub:

Sniper.

Honey

11-27-2003, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+27 November 2003 - 15:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 27 November 2003 - 15:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:29
oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!...  :lol:

goes with my big breasts!...  ;)  or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?..  :lol:
J-Lo doesn't have a fat ass, she's got a damned sexy ass!! (I don't like J-Lo herself, she is beautiful but she's a total bitch with it which put's me so off her it's unbelievable lol)

!Drooling over thought's of Honey's sexy ass and big breast's! heh :"> ;) :wub:

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
:) @ Sniper... :*

well i never thought of it as being fat before... :lol:

i could be emotionally damaged for life now... *checking it out in the mirror*

:unsure:

hobbes

11-27-2003, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 08:29
oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!...  :lol:

goes with my big breasts!...  ;)  or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?..  :lol:
I would really have to see to believe.

You see J'Lo's lacks a certain curvature, known as the "bubble butt".

The overall size is not what counts but the motion of the ocean (oops, wrong topic).

It is the curvature, not the total area, which determines beauty.

Honey

11-27-2003, 07:56 AM

i inherited a mild form of scoliosis (sp?) from my Dad's side of the family...so the base of my spine curves in.. which emhasises the bum... grrrr... :blink:

can we talk breasts again... im feeling self conscious now... :unsure:

Raped Ape

11-27-2003, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:29
oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!... :lol:

goes with my big breasts!... ;) or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?.. :lol:
show us!

hobbes

11-27-2003, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 08:56
i inherited a mild form of scoliosis (sp?) from my Dad's side of the family...so the base of my spine curves in.. which emhasises the bum... grrrr... :blink:

can we talk breasts again... im feeling self conscious now... :unsure:
Of course, we would hate to spam this serious thread.

Breasts= air bags or floatation devices

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:49
:) @ Sniper... :*

well i never thought of it as being fat before... :lol:

i could be emotionally damaged for life now... *checking it out in the mirror*

:unsure:
:*

!Quickly changes shape into that of a mirror! heh ;)

It's !not! fat Babe, it's perfect!! :wub:

Don't let other comment's emotionally damage you :(

Sniper.

Honey

11-27-2003, 08:04 AM

balloons... squeezies... (i shouldnt know all these)... :huh:

like i said Sniper babe... you're the best thing out for an ego boost... :) :*

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 08:04
balloons... squeezies... (i shouldnt know all these)... :huh:
heh I !really! love the sound of "Squeezies" ;) :">

Sniper.

Worthless

11-27-2003, 08:06 AM

anyone say rack yet?

j2k4

11-27-2003, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by hobbes@27 November 2003 - 03:51

You see J'Lo's lacks a certain curvature, known as the "bubble butt". 

The overall size is not what counts but the motion of the ocean (oops, wrong topic).

It is the curvature, not the total area, which determines beauty.
Just so-

Bubble butts are great.

J Lo's got a problem-denim can't even alter the shape of her butt.

Not a thing wrong with the size, but(?) it's kinda wide and (oddly) flat.

Yogi

11-27-2003, 08:11 AM

LovePillows............

:P Yogi-goodmorning everyone!!!

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:56
i inherited a mild form of scoliosis (sp?) from my Dad's side of the family...so the base of my spine curves in.. which emhasises the bum... grrrr...  :blink:

can we talk breasts again... im feeling self conscious now...  :unsure:
Sound's like an inheritance with a positive side to it heh ;) :wub:

If it's your melon's were talking about then that's fine with me heh :"> ;) :wub: (Plz don't feel self-conscious, there's nothing for you to feel that way about :wub:)

@ Yogi-goodmorning everyone!!! - Morning Yogi-goodmorning everyone!!! :)

Sniper.

Honey

11-27-2003, 08:33 AM

heh I !really! love the sound of "Squeezies"

Sniper.

im glad you do!... ;)

LovePillows............

Yogi-goodmorning everyone!!!

mornin Yogibabe... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif

Sound's like an inheritance with a positive side to it heh

If it's your melon's were talking about then that's fine with me heh (Plz don't feel self-conscious, there's nothing for you to feel that way about )
Sniper.

my melons??... omg... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gif :">

*folding my arms*.. me self conscious?.... never!!!.... :unsure: :huh:

Worthless

11-27-2003, 08:35 AM

lol love pillows yea i enjoy lieing my head on them i wish i could more often :(

DarthInsinuate

11-27-2003, 11:12 AM

i don't think jugs have been mentioned
or type 5138008 into a calulator and turn it upside down

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@27 November 2003 - 11:12
i don't think jugs have been mentioned
or type 5138008 into a calulator and turn it upside down
hahaha I remember doing that when I was younger, plus trying to make other word's too lol :lol:

Sniper.

mikey muff

11-27-2003, 06:30 PM

Any said Buns Baps or balloons?

oh and Big Mammaroos :rolleyes:

MediaSlayer

11-27-2003, 06:58 PM

a friend of mine coined the phrase "sweater puppies" on his own, it's not a rip off of "puppies" rather i think it's the other way around. also, i call them "knockers"

MediaSlayer

11-27-2003, 06:59 PM

i like calling them "sweater puppies" because you can say it aloud around a group of women and they won't know what you're talking about :ph34r:

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@27 November 2003 - 18:58
a friend of mine coined the phrase "sweater puppies" on his own, it's not a rip off of "puppies" rather i think it's the other way around. also, i call them "knockers"
I hate to possibly burst your friend's bubble, but i'm positive I heard them called that many year's ago whilst I was at school :)

How about -

Double Trouble (if you get caught with someones GF/misses lol)
Hand Candy (i've never heard anyone call them that before, it's something i've thought of, but might have been used already lol)

Sniper. (Wishing he had a nice pair in his hand's right now !sigh!)

MediaSlayer

11-27-2003, 07:09 PM

i'll call the attorney :P

UKMan

11-27-2003, 07:10 PM

I would like to add an extra question:

What shape do you prefer?

UKAllrounderMan

Snee

11-27-2003, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@27 November 2003 - 12:12
i don't think jugs have been mentioned
or type 5138008 into a calulator and turn it upside down
"Boobeis"? :huh:

"Bröst, rattar, tuttar, brön', lökar" (Swedish)

NikkiD

11-27-2003, 07:21 PM

Anyone say "funbags" yet? I haven't kept up with this one since last night... :lol:

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by SnnY@27 November 2003 - 19:17
"Bröst, rattar, tuttar, brön', lökar" (Swedish)
I don't think going up to a lady and asking her "Can I play with, or suck, on your Bröst" or "rattar" would go across very well over here lol ;)

What do those word's translate to exactly plz? Or do they all basically translate to "Boobs"? :)

@ UKMan - I think I should add a rule to this that peep's who come up with incredibly difficult puzzles/riddles aren't allowed to add Q's to this thread heh ;) :P J/K!

Sniper.

Snee

11-27-2003, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by dingoBaby@27 November 2003 - 08:20
Fun bags
I've read this thread several times now, for future reference. :)

You never know when the phrase "whip out yer chesticles" might come in handy.

@Sniper:

Bröst=Brests

Rattar=in this context, prolly something like "Boobies", it's a metaphor, translates directly into steering-wheels or maybe knobs.

Tuttar~Tits

Brön'=here roughly boobies again, another metaphor/euphemism though, translates directly like so: Brön'=> slang for Bröd=Bread/Buns.

Lökar=again a euphemism, here boobies-actually onions.

Thought of another one:
Pattar~Jugs

UKMan

11-27-2003, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+27 November 2003 - 20:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 27 November 2003 - 20:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Honey

11-27-2003, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@28 November 2003 - 02:59
i like calling them "sweater puppies" because you can say it aloud around a group of women and they won't know what you're talking about :ph34r:
they will now!... ;)

SniperInTheShadows

11-27-2003, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by SnnY@27 November 2003 - 19:25
@Sniper:

Bröst=Brests

Rattar=in this context, prolly something like "Boobies", it's a metaphor, translates directly into steering-wheels or maybe knobs.

Tuttar~Tits

Brön'=here roughly boobies again, another metaphor/euphemism though, translates directly like so: Brön'=> slang for Bröd=Bread/Buns.

Lökar=again a euphemism, here boobies-actually onions.

Thought of another one:
Pattar~Jugs
Thank's SnnY, i'm already thinking up some possible lines to try out heh ;)

Examples -

Rattar - Would you mind if I placed my hand's on your rattar's to see how they handle?

Brön' - Could I please have a nice long taste of your Brön''s?

Lökar - I've never really liked Lökar's, but could I try your's to see if I enjoy them more?

heh ;)

Sniper.

MediaSlayer

11-27-2003, 07:53 PM

uh-oh......busted :">

Honey

11-27-2003, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@28 November 2003 - 03:53
uh-oh......busted :">
*laughing at MS*...

a blushing one no less... ;) :P

MediaSlayer

11-27-2003, 08:36 PM

i'll call your breast whatever you want me to call them ozbabe. so long as you let me call them. B)

i was thinking of calling them "soft mounds of supple goodness"

Honey

11-27-2003, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@28 November 2003 - 04:36
i'll call your breast whatever you want me to call them ozbabe. so long as you let me call them. B)

i was thinking of calling them "soft mounds of supple goodness"
http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gif

ummm they both have the same number MS... ;)

soft mounds of supple goodness?... :">

whatever turns you on darlin.. ;)