What's your wish for Christmas?

[sallysparr0w]

Personally I want money to buy books that I have long dreamed of, as well as some stationery (I have a weakness for beautiful notebooks and pens) and sweets. I love sweets.

[anon]

A vaccine for the coronavirus that doesn't make you part of Bill Gates' plan to depopulate the Earth and turn it into a 5G cashless tracking chip society :emo: Failing that, a briefcase full of money so that I can keep living in the 2D world without interruptions.

However, I think it's a bit early to start talking about Christmas and we could all die before then anyway. Or did you put up your tree and lights already?

[Caballero]

We got the Sears Amazon catalogue yesterday in the mail. It's definitely almost Christmas.

[IdolEyes787]

I got a Sears Wish Book as a present once. Weirdly, I ended up only wanting more stuff. :unsure:

[anon]

We got the Sears Amazon catalogue yesterday in the mail. It's definitely almost Christmas.

Super plot twist: it was the 2021 catalog.

[Stehle]

Ahh... it's almost time for "Festivus"... {sigh}... :sadwalk:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y

[IdolEyes787]

According to Pentagon supercomputers running doomsday scenarios, the current most likely way the World ends is that Santa Claus has the COVID. On Dec 25th of this year he infects all the planet's households with the disease resulting in every adult dying. The remaining children, too engrossed in social media and videogames to realize what has happened, succumb to starvation. The last one dies approximately two weeks later when the supply of Cheetos he has stashed under his bed finally runs out.

[Gribley]

.....every adult dying.

Jerimiah was a very good show and now 'some' can blame the Chinese, doesn`t help but hell if that makes people feel better.

[j2k4]

I wish for whirled peas.

[whatcdfan]

I want this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TON_618) so I can threaten everyone in the universe with impunity.

Think of all the free pussy I can have.

[j2k4]

I want this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TON_618) so I can threaten everyone in the universe with impunity.

Think of all the free pussy I can have.

Think of all the new STDs you could discover...

[brisbanecashcar]

Alots of Happiness.

[tapio]

I wished I could get a ps5 before xmas, but not going to happen

[eskyboy8151]

Hair's been thinning quite substantially over the last few months (25 now, getting old...) so I've asked my wife for some of this (https://www.pharmica.co.uk/hair-loss/finasteride/) as one of my presents.

[j2k4]

Hair's been thinning quite substantially over the last few months (25 now, getting old...) so I've asked my wife for some of this (https://www.pharmica.co.uk/hair-loss/finasteride/) as one of my presents.

eskyboy?

'Splain that, please.

[IdolEyes787]

Let us guess.

I think that he plays a lot of Warcraft and/or is part dog.

[anon]

I don't know which is more strange, having hair loss at age 25 or being married at age 25... of course, I'm only seeing things from my perspective :mushy:

[megabyteme]

Sounds like you have the mange, esky. Have you tried rolling on dead squirrels?

[IdolEyes787]

This year especially, I'm thankful that I'm not American.

[anon]

Bleh, a Canadian is basically an American without a gun.

[IdolEyes787]

We found that guns were unnecessary when Claude Lemieux discovered that you could kill a moose with a lacrosse ball.

[megabyteme]

America in 2022: "Hey Canada, you look like terrorists to us...we're going to need all of your natural resources and beer."

[anon]

we're going to need all of your natural resources

So, less than two years until Elon Musk invents a car that runs on maple syrup :alien:

By the way, Idol, I was searching FOFA for vulnerable services some weeks ago and noticed the Chinese name for "Canada" apparently means "adds and brings greatness". How do you feel about Justin Bieber now?

[IdolEyes787]

Justin Bieber is the Miley Cyrus of male pop singers.

[dion09529]

And Billie Eilish?

[IdolEyes787]

The delusional spoiled child that results from having no parental discipline. I will grant she is capable of singing although most she just mumbles stuff that she believes is profound but isn't. Still Eilish>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Megan Thee Stallion.

[megabyteme]

Justin Bieber is the Miley Cyrus of male pop singers.

They're not the same person? I was certain 'Justin" was just Miley in male drag :idunno:

[texasmcse]

for seal team 6 to fly to haiti and take care of the hostage takers

[Zupper]

I want the Apple Watch 7 I ordered last week.

[Ebola]

A really big watch from Invicta! Golden!

[yffab]

World peace, and that everyone stops whining about wearing their friggin mask.

[anon]

I just want to dance in the sweet memories :mushy:

[IdolEyes787]

I'd like everyone who use to post here to post one more time just so I can get an appreciation how little I've actually been missing.

[IdolEyes787]

In other news BTN is still giving out the same Christmas upload bonuses that they were back when people still used dial up. If I didn't know better I would assume that they don't actually give a fuck.

[IdolEyes787]

Anon, for Christmas could hack my bank account and make me a billionaire because I've always wanted to own Tucker Carlson.

[anon]

I'd like everyone who use to post here to post one more time just so I can get an appreciation how little I've actually been missing.

Alright, but remember "everyone" includes heavyweights like merwais, Polarbear and pro267 :mellow:

[anon]

In other news BTN is still giving out the same Christmas upload bonuses that they were back when people still used dial up. If I didn't know better I would assume that they don't actually give a fuck.

Perks of being the only TV tracker that exists, they don't need to do anything to be the best.

[anon]

Anon, for Christmas could hack my bank account and make me a billionaire because I've always wanted to own Tucker Carlson.

Just transferred it from shaina's account. Happy Hanukkah, infidel.

[shaina]

Anon, for Christmas could hack my bank account and make me a billionaire because I've always wanted to own Tucker Carlson.

Just transferred it from shaina's account. Happy Hanukkah, infidel.

:lol:

I wondered why when i checked my bank balance it looked low:unsure:, but still not empty;)

If i had Idols money i would set mine ablaze :01:

Idol, On a Sad note: Mel Lastman passed away, he reached 88 years old.. Was very close to my (olav ha-sholom ), Father in law.........

[anon]

I wondered why when i checked my bank balance it looked low:unsure:, but still not empty;)

If i had Idols money i would set mine ablaze :01:

Reported for antisemitism, financial speculation and bullying.

[shaina]

I wondered why when i checked my bank balance it looked low:unsure:, but still not empty;)

If i had Idols money i would set mine ablaze :01:

Reported for antisemitism, financial speculation and bullying.

Who Me :unsure: ::lol:

Did i change my name to Jussie Smollett:unsure: Or wait you have to add "fudge packer" for that identity.......

[IdolEyes787]

Idol, On a Sad note: Mel Lastman passed away, he reached 88 years old.. Was very close to my (olav ha-sholom ), Father in law.........

He did OK for a hustling little Jewish kid from Teronta. I see that he met his wife when he was 16 and they stayed married until her death in 2020. Something admirable in that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5nEtcPNR7E

[IdolEyes787]

I'd like everyone who use to post here to post one more time just so I can get an appreciation how little I've actually been missing.

Alright, but remember "everyone" includes heavyweights like merwais, Polarbear and pro267 :mellow: We Greeks have a saying, " It's hard to like anyone who doesn't like ewe".

[anon]

We Greeks have a saying, " It's hard to like anyone who doesn't like ewe" "never leave your buddy's behind".

Fixed.

[shaina]

Idol, On a Sad note: Mel Lastman passed away, he reached 88 years old.. Was very close to my (olav ha-sholom ), Father in law.........

He did OK for a hustling little Jewish kid from Teronta. I see that he met his wife when he was 16 and they stayed married until her death in 2020. Something admirable in that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5nEtcPNR7E

Hey, i am going to be 55 soon {March), and i was my wife's date at her sweet 16 , problem is, 88 may be a stretch for me:unsure:

[shaina]

We Greeks have a saying, " It's hard to like anyone who doesn't like ewe" "never leave your buddy's behind".

Fixed.

:lol: :drummer: :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

Hey, i am going to be 55 soon {March), and i was my wife's date at her sweet 16 ....

The difference is that you were 37 at the time.

[shaina]

Hey, i am going to be 55 soon {March), and i was my wife's date at her sweet 16 ....

The difference is that you were 37 at the time.

Did i have to add my wife is the same age as i am , or are you just trying to say i am some sort of predator:unsure:

[anon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJFVPxBpezk

:naughty:

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9TXjIadhq0

[IdolEyes787]

The difference is that you were 37 at the time.

Did i have to add my wife is the same age as i am , or are you just trying to say i am some sort of predator:unsure:

If the panel van fits.

[anon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_9hfHvQSNo

[IdolEyes787]

Lyrics that have not aged well.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud2B_eWCyH4



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvHK8-g7qRw

[shaina]

Did i have to add my wife is the same age as i am , or are you just trying to say i am some sort of predator:unsure:

If the panel van fits.

OK:naughty:

[anon]

Lyrics that have not aged well.

He's got candy, good enough for me.

[IdolEyes787]

This is why always reading the fine print is important.:dave:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM

[anon]

Should have been "Candy, Then Sex". Also, while we're at it...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoXVYSV4Xcs

[anon]

Are we still doing this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r67xOaGrs-Y

[IdolEyes787]

Are we still doing this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r67xOaGrs-Y

At least one of us apparently.
See this is where my total lack of memory really helps because I had forgotten about this like days or maybe it was years ago.

[anon]

It's okay, maybe you'll get some candy for Christmas, which I believe may or may not be what this thread was about. :console:

[IdolEyes787]

From what I gather from reading the Bible, Santa Claus is clearly magic so I think restricting myself to common, unimaginative stuff like a new iPad is really a waste of possibilities. Therefore this year, I'm asking for a unicorn that turns into a Ferrari whenever I need to go get groceries. Time to put up or shut up, fat man.

[anon]

I approve of that wish. Unicorns are cool. Just see that you never play leapfrog with them... or in your case, do.

[megabyteme]

From what I gather from reading the Bible, Santa Claus is clearly magic so I think restricting myself to common, unimaginative stuff like a new iPad is really a waste of possibilities. Therefore this year, I'm asking for a unicorn that turns into a Ferrari whenever I need to go get groceries. Time to put up or shut up, fat man.

What a surprise-- Idol dreams of a rainbow and glittery Ferrari. :mellow:

[IdolEyes787]

I totally missed where I mentioned either rainbows or glitter but then again I rarely pay any attention to anything I say.

[megabyteme]

I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Ferrari with real horse skin and hair, as you wish. I won't even begin to describe the interior, psycho... :fear:

[anon]

Speaking of which... remember when your Durango was stolen? :D

[megabyteme]

Speaking of which... remember when your Durango was stolen? :D

Yes, yes I do. Proving that time plus tragedy equals...deep emotional scars. ��