Having Sex

[infamousalbo101]

Last year on my birthday which in on January 27 (i turned 13) i lost my virginty with my ex-girl friend

i was very nervous but very horny but sure enough i lasted 10 mminutes with her in the bed

then a few weeks later i had sex with her friend and we broke up

as it went on i became a sexaholic and i still am i had sex with at least 11 girls during 2003

no that its 2003 and im almost 14 in januray 2 more months ive feel my addiction is stronger

but i wouldnt belive that many kids my age had sex as much as me so i asked around in school and most kids havent and i was amazed i didnt think me my cousin nick and my friend mersim were the only ones so i got happy and i fuck more then ever

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Do you have tv where you live? :blink: or has your heating given out? :blink:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 01:34
Last year on my birthday which in on January 27 (i turned 13) i lost my virginty with my ex-girl friend

i was very nervous but very horny but sure enough i lasted 10 mminutes with her in the bed

then a few weeks later i had sex with her friend and we broke up

as it went on i became a sexaholic and i still am i had sex with at least 11 girls during 2003

no that its 2003 and im almost 14 in januray 2 more months ive feel my addiction is stronger

but i wouldnt belive that many kids my age had sex as much as me so i asked around in school and most kids havent and i was amazed i didnt think me my cousin nick and my friend mersim were the only ones so i got happy and i fuck more then ever

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??
Do you want to........and can you afford to raise a child? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[infamousalbo101]

i do i no wha u mean it says on the tv kids my age are having sex all the time but wen i ask kids in school they ALl say no i dont get it

is it just my my cousins and friends

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+1 December 2003 - 02:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 1 December 2003 - 02:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 01:34
Last year on my birthday which in on January 27 (i turned 13) i lost my virginty with my ex-girl friend

i was very nervous but very horny but&nbsp; sure enough i lasted 10 mminutes with her in the bed

then a few weeks later i had sex with her friend and we broke up

as it went on i became a sexaholic and i still am i had sex with at least 11 girls during 2003

no that its 2003 and im almost 14 in januray 2 more months ive feel my addiction is stronger

but i wouldnt belive that many kids my age had sex as much as me so i asked around in school and most kids havent and i was amazed i didnt think me my cousin nick and my friend mersim were the only ones so i got happy and i fuck more then ever

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??
Do you want to........and can you afford to raise a child? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
Yes...........and no

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

<_< This is why I Pray to God at Night to never let me have Kids and let me Die alone.

I do not know what to say about something like this.Just FC being a old fuddy duddy.

[Riddler]

Um...infamousalbo, you do realize that getting a hickey is not &#39; having sex &#39; right ? :huh:

...just checking. :P

;)

[MediaSlayer]

>_<

[Virtualbody1234]

Are you ready to be a parent?

Are you ready to get sexually transmitted diseases?

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 06:39
i do i no wha u mean it says on the tv kids my age are having sex all the time but wen i ask kids in school they ALl say no i dont get it

is it just my my cousins and friends
I was kidding, it&#39;s a standing joke here when family&#39;s have plenty of kids you tend to say &#39;Do you not have tv&#39; , or &#39;Do you need a fifty p for the meter (to turn the heating on)&#39; :blink:

oh and for the record people your age i.e. folks at school, friends, cousins etc tend to lie their teeth off in an attempt to &#39;fit in&#39; be very careful who you believe.

If you are asking me the question seriously then I would say whether or not it is the done thing in your crowd it is extremely unadvisable, I do not believe you could even comprehend the possible consequences of your actions, let alone deal with them. This is only my take on it, but I would hope the board would back me up.

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by Riddler@1 December 2003 - 02:41
Um...infamousalbo, you do realize that getting a hickey is not &#39; having sex &#39; right ? :huh:

...just checking. :P

;)
@riddler-Ya Man belive i know which one im doing (FUCKING) ( | ) <====O

@virtual-The girl i dont fuck usally are virgins if there not virgins there always clean and i always where condoms no matter what

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

<_< Why don&#39;t you Kids listen to what one of your idols....your Eminem says. "My Music is not for Kids but for Adults".

With your Biggie Signature.Does your Parents let you listen to that type of Music?All they talk about is haveing Sex and killing People.

Music Stores need to wake up.But they will not.....as long as some 13 Year old kid walks in and gives them some Money for a CD.

Ohhh I am just going to shut up.This is going to lead no where FC.....stop Posting&#33; :blink:

* :( FC wanders what Kids might of Downloaded Music from him.And from now on nobody under 18 gets shit from me.*

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)+1 December 2003 - 02:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ((>Zero Cool<) @ 1 December 2003 - 02:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 06:39
i do i no wha u mean it says on the tv kids my age are having sex all the time but wen i ask kids in school they ALl say no i dont get it

is it just my my cousins and friends
I was kidding, it&#39;s a standing joke here when family&#39;s have plenty of kids you tend to say &#39;Do you not have tv&#39; , or &#39;Do you need a fifty p for the meter (to turn the heating on)&#39; :blink:

oh and for the record people your age i.e. folks at school, friends, cousins etc tend to lie their teeth off in an attempt to &#39;fit in&#39; be very careful who you believe.

If you are asking me the question seriously then I would say whether or not it is the done thing in your crowd it is extremely unadvisable, I do not believe you could even comprehend the possible consequences of your actions, let alone deal with them. This is only my take on it, but I would hope the board would back me up. [/b][/quote]
yea but i feels good dough when u need to get laid you just get help it

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 05:48
i always where condoms no matter what
that must get in the way of other tasks, surely?
like pissing for one?

:rolleyes:

[Darth Sushi]

I don&#39;t believe this BS. :rolleyes: And anyone who posts their sexual prowess on a pirate forum is a loser with a right-hand as a girlfriend and a left-hand as an ex-girlfriend.

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@1 December 2003 - 02:49
<_< Why don&#39;t you Kids listen to what one of your idols....your Eminem says. "My Music is not for Kids but for Adults".

With your Biggie Signature.Does your Parents let you listen to that type of Music?All they talk about is haveing Sex and killing People.

Music Stores need to wake up.But they will not.....as long as some 13 Year old kid walks in and gives them some Money for a CD.

Ohhh I am just going to shut up.This is going to lead no where FC.....stop Posting&#33; :blink:
my parents dont speak english so they dont understand the lyrics so they dont mind it

My father does talk to me about sex and about safe sex and dieases and always where a condom if u do have sex

ANd he told me Countless time dont have sex till your married

[Virtualbody1234]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 01:48
The girl i dont fuck usally are virgins

So you&#39;re saying you don&#39;t fuck then right?

[MediaSlayer]

imagine the doctor&#39;s surprise, when he finds his patient wearing a condom

Edit: i was responding to 3rd

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@1 December 2003 - 06:49
<_< Why don&#39;t you Kids listen to what one of your idols....your Eminem says. "My Music is not for Kids but for Adults".

With your Biggie Signature.Does your Parents let you listen to that type of Music?All they talk about is haveing Sex and killing People.

Music Stores need to wake up.But they will not.....as long as some 13 Year old kid walks in and gives them some Money for a CD.

Ohhh I am just going to shut up.This is going to lead no where FC.....stop Posting&#33; :blink:
I too am off (shakes head in agreement with FC), I only hope you learn some sense young albo my friend as I fear for you and the young girls who you are with if you do not.

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@1 December 2003 - 02:51
I don&#39;t believe this BS. :rolleyes: And anyone who posts their sexual prowess on a pirate forum is a loser with a right-hand as a girlfriend and a left-hand as an ex-girlfriend.
@ darth shusi-you dont have to belive me bro i have nothing to prove to you i just telling you wether you belive me its you choice if u dont just dont answer mypost


@3rd gen noob- :lol: :lol: :P

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by Virtualbody1234+1 December 2003 - 02:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Virtualbody1234 @ 1 December 2003 - 02:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 01:48
The girl i dont fuck usally are virgins

So you&#39;re saying you don&#39;t fuck then right? [/b][/quote]
LoL im sorry i mean i do fuck

[Virtualbody1234]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101+1 December 2003 - 01:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 1 December 2003 - 01:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Virtualbody1234@1 December 2003 - 02:52
<!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 01:48
The girl i dont fuck usally are virgins

So you&#39;re saying you don&#39;t fuck then right?
LoL im sorry i mean i do fuck [/b][/quote]
Yeah right.

This loser is just trying to get attention. I&#39;m out too. Bye&#33;

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 01:48




@virtual-The girl i dont fuck usally are virgins if there not virgins there always clean and i always where condoms no matter what
Well since you don&#39;t fuck em&#39;.........You don&#39;t have anything to
worry about ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@1 December 2003 - 02:52
imagine the doctor&#39;s surprise, when he finds his patient wearing a condom

Edit: i was responding to 3rd
@media slayer- :lol: :lol: :P

@zerocool- thankz man for your warning i will take it into consideration



for a few seconds

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by Virtualbody1234+1 December 2003 - 02:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Virtualbody1234 @ 1 December 2003 - 02:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 01:55

Originally posted by Virtualbody1234@1 December 2003 - 02:52
<!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 01:48
The girl i dont fuck usally are virgins

So you&#39;re saying you don&#39;t fuck then right?
LoL im sorry i mean i do fuck
Yeah right.

This loser is just trying to get attention. I&#39;m out too. Bye&#33; [/b][/quote]
aaahhhh 1 bad typo and i am a loser that wants attetion :P

[ang3968]

as a parent of a nearly 12 yr old it scares me shitless that she mite start having sex at such an early age....

I really don&#39;t think anyone here will stop you now that you have started so the only thing I can think of to say is....

make sure you always have safe sex....
being a parent is hard... being a parent is harder the younger you are and a lot of sexually transmitted diseases can cause problems for the rest of your life, and even shorten it



and one other thing... girls think differently to boys so think of the girls you may be hurting by sleeping with them and then leaving them if this is what you do....

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@1 December 2003 - 01:51
I don&#39;t believe this BS. :rolleyes: And anyone who posts their sexual prowess on a pirate forum is a loser with a right-hand as a girlfriend and a left-hand as an ex-girlfriend.
So ...........It&#39;s not ok to masturbate :unsure:

Hey Darth who are you dating?
Your left or your right.

I am left handed by the way. ;)

Peace brotherdoobie :lol:

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@1 December 2003 - 08:05
So ...........It&#39;s not ok to masturbate :unsure:

Hey Darth who are you dating?
Your left or your right.

I am left handed by the way. ;)
Why pick one when you can have both&#33; ;)

[Raped Ape]

sex is stupid

j/k haha

but ill wait till i get married with someone special :rolleyes: B) not just some random slut <_<

[Raped Ape]

Originally posted by ang3968@1 December 2003 - 07:02

make sure you always have safe sex....



i think u meant safeR ;) :lol:

[Raped Ape]

This loser is just trying to get attention. I&#39;m out too. Bye&#33;


w3rd

[Monkeee]

your a like a really really really really young child molester

[junkyardking]

What aload of bs, a 13 year old and at least 11 girls in one year <_<

[ang3968]

yuppers.... although I answered seriously before I have since looked at his profile...

d.o.b: 1 Jan 1987

can&#39;t count at all.... so the 11 girls probably mean 1 fantasy
:lol:

[Riddler]

I&#39;m half expecting to see him and his &#39; conquests &#39; on Jerry Springer next year. :P

[splooge]

LOL. HAHAHAHAH.

[Evil Gemini]

@ infamousalbo101 play on playa :D

[Yogi]

Strangely enough i believe you.

And i feel sorry for you.

And for most of the girls you have "sex" with.

Having had 11 conquests at thirteen is not glorious. It&#39;s poor.

Maybe the 1 minute itch you get out of it now, may seem satisfactory, but in the

end you really miss out. A lot.

All i can wish for you, there will soon be a girl you totally dig and will refuse

having sex with you. Because she&#39;s not ready for it. And will tell you that you&#39;ll

have to

wait......

Sex can be really the most beautifull thing&#33;&#33;&#33;

But at the rate you are going, you will probably never come close to those hights....

Having good sex with someone you really love, is the ultimate i wish you......

But i fear your current manners will prevent you from finding that out.


Yogi-[whowasavirgintillhewaseightteen]

[Pitbul]

if i have a daughter and i find out shes having sex im&#39;a have here mom beat her ass then im gonna beat the ass of the kids she did it with then im&#39;a let his parents beat his ass and my girl or sons ass.

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 06:34
Last year on my birthday which in on January 27 (i turned 13) i lost my virginty with my ex-girl friend

i was very nervous but very horny but sure enough i lasted 10 mminutes with her in the bed

then a few weeks later i had sex with her friend and we broke up

as it went on i became a sexaholic and i still am i had sex with at least 11 girls during 2003

no that its 2003 and im almost 14 in januray 2 more months ive feel my addiction is stronger

but i wouldnt belive that many kids my age had sex as much as me so i asked around in school and most kids havent and i was amazed i didnt think me my cousin nick and my friend mersim were the only ones so i got happy and i fuck more then ever

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??
damn im 16 and i haven&#39;t had sex that many times in my life

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 07:34

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??
Sure...

Now, go back to playing with your Lego and leave the adult stuff to the adults :rolleyes:

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by summerlinda+1 December 2003 - 16:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (summerlinda @ 1 December 2003 - 16:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 07:34

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??
Sure...

Now, go back to playing with your Lego and leave the adult stuff to the adults :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
i got one question 4 u how old were u when u first had sex?

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by The Real Santa+1 December 2003 - 17:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Real Santa @ 1 December 2003 - 17:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by summerlinda@1 December 2003 - 16:11
<!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 07:34

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??
Sure...

Now, go back to playing with your Lego and leave the adult stuff to the adults :rolleyes:
i got one question 4 u how old were u when u first had sex? [/b][/quote]
Does it matter?
I dont feel the need to discuss my sex life on a forum, he does :)

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by summerlinda+1 December 2003 - 16:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (summerlinda @ 1 December 2003 - 16:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by The Real Santa@1 December 2003 - 17:13

Originally posted by summerlinda@1 December 2003 - 16:11
<!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 07:34

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??
Sure...

Now, go back to playing with your Lego and leave the adult stuff to the adults :rolleyes:
i got one question 4 u how old were u when u first had sex?
Does it matter?
I dont feel the need to discuss my sex life on a forum, he does :) [/b][/quote]
well ur comment about adult stuff ya know that why im asking i do admit that he is going way overboard if what he says is true but still if its an adult thing well were u over 18 when u did it the first time?

[summerlinda]

My translator says adult means:


Grown up, mature person, mature animal, mature, full grown

It also says: Bevoegd [Dutch] which is translated to: qualified, licensed; competent, able.


Anyway, with adult i mean: Someone who has the right age to have sex. which i think is at +/- 16, some 15 years olds are more mature then others ofcourse...

But they way he talks about sex, i think he is not ready... [IF he speaking the truth, which i doubt very much]

Maybe my opinion is based on good, either bad experience...

My age at the time i lost my virginity doesn&#39;t matter, what matters [for me] is how i feel about it now. And i feel that 12/13 is not the right age to have sex, irrespectively my age when i had sex for the first time.

:)

[The Real Santa]

<_< well im 16 lol woohoo lol well doesn&#39;t mean im gonna run out and have sex just like that well mabe that the mature thing :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Riddler@1 December 2003 - 06:41
Um...infamousalbo, you do realize that getting a hickey is not &#39; having sex &#39; right ? :huh:

...just checking. :P

;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats the funniest thing I heard all day :lol: :lol:

Ok I don&#39;t mean any offence hear Inf, but I seriously doubt many of us believe you, and if you are, then I hope to god you&#39;re using protection, not just for the sake of getting someone pregnant but there&#39;s this rather nasty virus been around for a while now and just cos someone says "Yeah I&#39;ve always used protection" does&#39;nt mean they actually have, bottom line is ........

Is a quick meaningless shag worth your life???

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

Is a quick meaningless shag worth your life???

I give my life for that&#33;

Every day&#33;&#33;

It&#39;s the best&#33;&#33;

My girl thinks so too&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogi :unsure:

[james_bond_rulez]

if you wanna have sex that young an age you better learn to protect urself


always wear a condom ;)

[Yogi]

Condom Tips (http://www.healthed.msu.edu/condomconnection/CondomTips.html)

Female Reality Condom (http://www.condoms-buy.com/reality-instructions.htm)

Jakes Condom Tips (http://www.jakesez.org/condom_tips.htm)

Important Condom Tips (http://www.qnet.org.au/content/faqs_and_articles/sexual_health/boys_stuff/condom_tips.html)

Good luck.

Yogs

[scribblec]

so your having sex with girls who dont even have breasts?

do they even know what your doing to them?

do u even know what your doing to them?

[Mr. Mulder]

Not to offend or anything but are we sure he didn&#39;t just spell "text" incorrectly?

13&#39;s way too young for that ;)

[Monkeee]

Originally posted by scribblec@1 December 2003 - 18:33
so your having sex with girls who dont even have breasts?
oh yeah dude c mon you gotta get someone with breast at least&#33;&#33; <_<

[scribblec]

Originally posted by Monkeee+1 December 2003 - 19:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Monkeee @ 1 December 2003 - 19:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@1 December 2003 - 18:33
so your having sex with girls who dont even have breasts?
oh yeah dude c mon you gotta get someone with breast at least&#33;&#33; <_< [/b][/quote]
ok ok ok

:unsure: someone who hasnt yet developed yet.... :unsure:

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by Monkeee+1 December 2003 - 19:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Monkeee @ 1 December 2003 - 19:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@1 December 2003 - 18:33
so your having sex with girls who dont even have breasts?
oh yeah dude c mon you gotta get someone with breast at least&#33;&#33; <_< [/b][/quote]
lol well some girls that age do have some :lol:

[k-liteuserintheworld]

doesn&#39;t matter what age you are, having sex with someone underage counts you as a child molester

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by k&#045;liteuserintheworld@1 December 2003 - 20:27
doesn&#39;t matter what age you are, having sex with someone underage counts you as a child molester
oook then wow there are a lot of felons out there

[k-liteuserintheworld]

Originally posted by The Real Santa+1 December 2003 - 20:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Real Santa @ 1 December 2003 - 20:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-k&#045;liteuserintheworld@1 December 2003 - 20:27
doesn&#39;t matter what age you are, having sex with someone underage counts you as a child molester
oook then wow there are a lot of felons out there [/b][/quote]
yep, its the law

[Yogi]

Originally posted by k&#045;liteuserintheworld@1 December 2003 - 22:27
doesn&#39;t matter what age you are, having sex with someone underage counts you as a child molester
Okay...

When a boy of 13 is having sex with a 15 year old girl, who is the molester?? :blink: :blink:

Both?? :blink: :blink:

Yogs

[UKMan]

UKMan gonna add his bit here:

Well my trusty forum friend, as much as you might think its cool, you are at least beginning to see the foolishness. I believe that anyway. You are bragging about it, yet asking here if its a problem. That means you are not yet adult enough to take consequences for your actions. You are also unsure of its right.

My answer to you is - STOP listening to you your foolish friends at school and stop believing all the BS you are fed by people who know NO BETTER.

You are young, so are those poor girls you have allready conquered. What kind of life have you started for yourself my young friend? SEX IS NOT everything in this world -especially for a young dude like yourself. Leave these poor girls alone and wait for a few more years.

This is an honest opinion:
IF YOU TRULY believe you have a problem with this, i suggest you speak to a proffesional about it - im not kidding bro. Take this advice from someone who has experienced allmost everything there is and just about survived. Its no fun bringing up children just because it was fun to fuck&#33;&#33;

Please - try to find other things to do with your great life ;)
Break the law in other ways - SHARE FILES&#33;&#33; :lol:

Peace
UKMan

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Very very well said UKman :)

If I may add to that with the insperation of "Poor Girls"

One thing everyone is forgetting is the feelings involved.
How many young girls (and boys for that matter) have experienced some sort of intercourse too early in life and ended up very hurt and depressed?
How many will go on after the first and end up pregnant?
How many REALLY did want it?.........I&#39;m not saying they were forced but Peir pressure is a very dominant force.

Such a huge thing as loosing you virginity can effect the rest of your life.

I&#39;m not going into detail but I could give several examples of people I know who have said to me something along the lines of.... "I wish I had&#39;nt done that that night, with him/her"

Jonno B)

[mikey muff]

hey man looks like you and some of your hommies need to go see a shrink dddddduuuuudddddeeee&#33;

oh and the word you are looking for is though, dough is what you make bread out of

[k-liteuserintheworld]

Originally posted by SensualGardening+1 December 2003 - 20:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 1 December 2003 - 20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-k&#045;liteuserintheworld@1 December 2003 - 22:27
doesn&#39;t matter what age you are, having sex with someone underage counts you as a child molester
Okay...

When a boy of 13 is having sex with a 15 year old girl, who is the molester?? :blink: :blink:

Both?? :blink: :blink:

Yogs [/b][/quote]
yep, the reason you never see the law enforced is because nobody reports it.

[UKMan]

Originally posted by mikey muff@1 December 2003 - 21:50
hey man looks like you and some of your hommies need to go see a shrink dddddduuuuudddddeeee&#33;

oh and the word you are looking for is though, dough is what you make bread out of
Are you a baker then?

[mikey muff]

Originally posted by UKMan@1 December 2003 - 21:00
Are you a baker then?
naa can&#39;t cook for shit man . do have one of those bread machines dough makes a mean motherfucking bun even my cousins think so

[thisiswhoweare]

my 2 cents to "infamousalbo101", if you even have to ask about it then chances are your not at the right age for it yet. I&#39;m in agreeance with SensualGardening (page 3).

[The Real Santa]

well its not good to think with ur d*** lol well im serious you really have to think about what effect it gonna have on ur life and on the life of the girl when u get older mabe you really wanna be with a girl but she finds out about you haveing sex with all these girls then breaking up with them do u think she is gonna want u then ?

[Skweeky]

Ok, my two cents...


I&#39;m 20 now and I first had sex when I was 14. Since then I slept with several people, but I only truly enjoyed it with the people I cared for. I had enough one night stands and I can honestly say I grew a bit tired of them. It&#39;s the worst sex there is and it gains you nothing (except when you&#39;re particulary horny :lol: ).




( :huh: guys, I think I&#39;m considering being...I can&#39;t say it....)

[mikey muff]

Originally posted by Skweeky@1 December 2003 - 22:27

( :huh: guys, I think I&#39;m considering being...I can&#39;t say it....)
A Nun :lol: :lol:

[Strutzy3]

infamousalbo101 - are u still involved in ur post - i just haven&#39;t seen any of your new replies...

idk if u still care to hear but i am 17 yr old and am still a virgin... (yeah i&#39;m a pretty open person as u are) and it&#39;s not like i couldn&#39;t get any if i wanted to. to answer ur question: i think that u are too young to be having sex - i am too young to have sex.

why are you having sex?

not to be offensive or to encourage this: but if it is just to feel good then y aren&#39;t u involved in drugs and masturbation? :unsure:

if u want to stop having sex (u called it an addiction like thing) u will seriously need an accountability partner... someone who u will tell them when u fail or feel tempted to have sex. (ask someone older that u hold as to be very wise) - if u feel that there is no reason not to have sex when the opportunity is there then there will be no reason to hold back. :blink:

i don&#39;t have sex because i believe that it will be great in marriage and i don&#39;t want to taint it by having it with someone i&#39;m not fully devoted to.


~i think to myself - what would be possibly better than doing something that is one of the best if not the best feeling, (so media says) with a girl that i&#39;ll love enough to commit to spend the rest of my life with. I just don&#39;t wanna possibly taint that chance with lust.


As odd as it sounds there is happiness in abstinence my friend. :D

[thisiswhoweare]

im 19 and virgin too. Although i have nothing against those who wish to have sex after they are married (all the more to them), im not one of those people who wishes to keep it till they are married. However i would never do it with someone i had no feelings for, for me its more of an emotional bond than anything else and as cliche as it is, i&#39;d rather have a special first.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by thisiswhoweare@2 December 2003 - 00:31
However i would never do it with someone i had no feelings for, for me its more of an emotional bond than anything else and as cliche as it is, i&#39;d rather have a special first.
The best point made so far :)

And hats off to you 2 for not being shy about being a virgin, hell why is it always a race to have sex as early as possible??

Admitedly I lost mine at 13 but it was a meaningful thing and I&#39;ll never forget it, but I did&#39;nt then go trying to shag evrything that moved.

Jonno B)

[UKMan]

Originally posted by Skweeky@1 December 2003 - 23:27
Ok, my two cents...


I&#39;m 20 now and I first had sex when I was 14. Since then I slept with several people, but I only truly enjoyed it with the people I cared for. I had enough one night stands and I can honestly say I grew a bit tired of them. It&#39;s the worst sex there is and it gains you nothing (except when you&#39;re particulary horny :lol: ).




( :huh: guys, I think I&#39;m considering being...I can&#39;t say it....)
Say it Skweeky - i&#39;ll protect your honour&#33;
http://w1.542.telia.com/~u54207239/skweeky.gif

[thisiswhoweare]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+2 December 2003 - 01:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 2 December 2003 - 01:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-thisiswhoweare@2 December 2003 - 00:31
However i would never do it with someone i had no feelings for, for me its more of an emotional bond than anything else and as cliche as it is, i&#39;d rather have a special first.
The best point made so far :)

And hats off to you 2 for not being shy about being a virgin, hell why is it always a race to have sex as early as possible??

Admitedly I lost mine at 13 but it was a meaningful thing and I&#39;ll never forget it, but I did&#39;nt then go trying to shag evrything that moved.

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
thanks, appreciate it. But to be honest, im not shy about being a virgin, i dont see any reason to be embarrassed about it or not (its not something id like to bring up when im introducting myself though.... "Hi im thisiswhoweare, and im a virgin..so how old are you??" lol :lol:

B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Heh, thats my point exactly, most people are shy and embarrased, but it&#39;s nice to see someone who is happy with who and what they are :)

Jonno B)

[thisiswhoweare]

Hi, i dont think we&#39;ve met. I&#39;m thisiswhoweare, and im a virgin..so how old are you?? :D :rolleyes: :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Hi I&#39;m Jonno and I&#39;m 26 :D

So..........you&#39;re a vigin huh..........so what does that entail? :lol: :lol:

I&#39;m a weirdo :D

Jonno B)

[thisiswhoweare]

heheh :D

[whozyodaddy]

this guy is posting bullshit, i bet he just thought he shagged all 11 girls in one of his wetdreams :D

[kAb]

i&#39;m 15, and i&#39;m still a virgin

guess i live in a nice part of town.

the only person I know thats had sex, well, hes a little messed up.

kind of like infamous. he thinks hes ghetto, so maybe he thinks hes had sex too.

whatever :rolleyes:

[Keikan]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@30 November 2003 - 23:34
Last year on my birthday which in on January 27 (i turned 13) i lost my virginty with my ex-girl friend

i was very nervous but very horny but sure enough i lasted 10 mminutes with her in the bed

then a few weeks later i had sex with her friend and we broke up

as it went on i became a sexaholic and i still am i had sex with at least 11 girls during 2003

no that its 2003 and im almost 14 in januray 2 more months ive feel my addiction is stronger

but i wouldnt belive that many kids my age had sex as much as me so i asked around in school and most kids havent and i was amazed i didnt think me my cousin nick and my friend mersim were the only ones so i got happy and i fuck more then ever

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??
Holy shit&#33; Congratulations Sir&#33; I mean to lose you virginity at 13 and fuck alot of other girls this deserves a applause&#33;

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gif

Have a cookie too
http://www.lepra.org.uk/cookie.gif

O ya you eat your cookie, eat it gooooood. I&#39;m having doubts sure you can losing your virginity is believable but 11 other girls? "You still be dreaming"

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Now THATS sarcasm :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Inf......even tho you post and ran dude I think you should have known what response you were gonna get spouting crap like that, even if (and thats a big IF) it is true it&#39;s nothing to be proud of at your age.
And from a personal point of view, that kind of thinking is nothing to be proud of at any age <_<

Jonno B)

[Keikan]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@1 December 2003 - 20:26
Now THATS sarcasm :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Inf......even tho you post and ran dude I think you should have known what response you were gonna get spouting crap like that, even if (and thats a big IF) it is true it&#39;s nothing to be proud of at your age.
And from a personal point of view, that kind of thinking is nothing to be proud of at any age <_<

Jonno B)
my post is suppose to be sarcastic? :huh:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Did&#39;nt you mean it that way?? :blink:

thats how I read it :blink:

Sorry

Jonno B)

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by neattairoski@1 December 2003 - 05:08
@ infamousalbo101 play on playa :D
thank you im back now and im not liying im not pethict i have a life thats y im not on this forum all day

[infamousalbo101]

ahhh FUCK all of you with negitive posts dont be madd cause you get no pussy :angry:


:lol: B)

[infamousalbo101]

And to everybody the the postive posts tryin to help me out and supporting me and actually beliving me thank you :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Dude, most of the replies here tried to offer advice and most of us stated "True or Not"

Don&#39;t get snotty, posting something like that shows your maturity and proves you are not ready for such things.

No offence meant from me dude, just trying to offer advice, I would&#39;nt like to see you in the same sad situation so many are in.

It&#39;s called concern

Jonno B)

[Keikan]

i DID congratuate you did i not? but i have suspiscions

[Evil Gemini]

Just like a few members have been saying, make sure you dont get a girl pregnant.

That will really suck and you will have to pay child support and shit like that.

Dont worry man you dont have an adiction im sure it will wear of when you get older.

[morpheus 1.0]

i dont believe this guy for a minute, he&#39;s just some lil kid that hasnt hit puberity yet, and is trying to act like a pimp and get attention... lol

u prob dont even know what a clit is&#33;

[hobbes]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 04:43
And to everybody the the postive posts tryin to help me out and supporting me and actually beliving me thank you :)
LMAO, what a child poser? You don&#39;t have 14 pubic hairs, much lest 14 conquests.

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/061103-izzy3.jpg


I don&#39;t think that dry humping your cat is called "getting pussy". What an insecure little poser you are.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Heh sorry Inf............you know I like ya dude, but.........

@Hobbes.........Rikk thought he was a she :lol: :lol:

@Inf..........dude, chill out, stay cool and most important, be safe and sensible :)

Night all

Jonno B)

[shinzuiski]

lol @ this post, got lots or replies, adds like a page every 1 minute

[kAb]

Originally posted by hobbes+1 December 2003 - 20:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 1 December 2003 - 20:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 04:43
And to everybody the the postive posts tryin to help me out and supporting me and actually beliving me thank you :)
LMAO, what a child poser? You don&#39;t have 14 pubic hairs, much lest 14 conquests.

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/061103-izzy3.jpg


I don&#39;t think that dry humping your cat is called "getting pussy". What an insecure little poser you are. [/b][/quote]
is that infamous?
















ROFLOL LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

[morpheus 1.0]

Originally posted by hobbes+2 December 2003 - 03:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 2 December 2003 - 03:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 04:43
And to everybody the the postive posts tryin to help me out and supporting me and actually beliving me thank you :)
LMAO, what a child poser? You don&#39;t have 14 pubic hairs, much lest 14 conquests.

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/061103-izzy3.jpg


I don&#39;t think that dry humping your cat is called "getting pussy". What an insecure little poser you are. [/b][/quote]
lol... i know this kids a lil pretend pimp&#33;

:lol:

what a looser

[Keikan]

You look younger than me :P

[kAb]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 20:43
And to everybody the the postive posts tryin to help me out and supporting me and actually beliving me thank you :)
LOL

helping you out and supporting you?

i shall help out too.

here is a number for a depression hotline for people who think they&#39;re getting some but really aren&#39;t so they brag about how they are in K-lite Discussion boards:

1-800-get-a-life-you-poser

[shinzuiski]

Leave Da Nigga Alone. :lol:

( note: not being racist, i got that quote from a movie ) :ph34r:

[ezyryder]

the only think I think you&#39;ve lost at 13 sir is your subscription to teletubbies monthly and an octave in your now squeeky voice.

[hobbes]

Don&#39;t miss this gem&#33;

strip club lie (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=85223&view=findpost&p=705208)

I am unsure whether to laugh or cry.

[Keikan]

Dude change your socks they&#39;re black ;)

[kAb]

Originally posted by hobbes@1 December 2003 - 21:06
Don&#39;t miss this gem&#33;

strip club lie (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=85223&view=findpost&p=705208)

I am unsure whether to laugh or cry.
laugh&#33; LOL


so what happened to being 13? caught up in your lies?

you are so full of shit its amazing&#33; :lol:

[callum]

Originally posted by morpheus 1.0@2 December 2003 - 03:57
lol... i know this kids a lil pretend pimp&#33;

:lol:

what a looser
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.orr2/pimp.jpg

[shinzuiski]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH,,,, Rofl nice picture bahahha :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ezyryder]

Originally posted by kAb+2 December 2003 - 04:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 2 December 2003 - 04:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@1 December 2003 - 21:06
Don&#39;t miss this gem&#33;

strip club lie (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=85223&view=findpost&p=705208)

I am unsure whether to laugh or cry.
laugh&#33; LOL


so what happened to being 13? caught up in your lies?

you are so full of shit its amazing&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
Also on his profile his date of birth is:

1 January 1987

Thinks don&#39;t seem to add up kiddo.

[Keikan]

Atleast i look normal.... :ermm:


1987 that means you should be 14 turning 15 lyer

[shinzuiski]

1987 + 16 = 2003.....so shouldent he be 16 ???


Rofl that http://klboard.ath.cx/html/emoticons/ermm.gif << funniest face ive seen out of the emicons.

[ezyryder]

Yeah Shinzuiski, 16 turning 17 in under a month now :) Ah how time flys on this board, I really didn&#39;t think it was 2 years ago when he last posted his age. oh well.

[shinzuiski]

lol
:lol: :lol:

this is the funniest thread for sure

[morpheus 1.0]

Originally posted by hobbes+2 December 2003 - 03:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 2 December 2003 - 03:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 04:43
And to everybody the the postive posts tryin to help me out and supporting me and actually beliving me thank you :)
LMAO, what a child poser? You don&#39;t have 14 pubic hairs, much lest 14 conquests.

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/061103-izzy3.jpg


I don&#39;t think that dry humping your cat is called "getting pussy". What an insecure little poser you are. [/b][/quote]
wigger&#33;

:lol:

[shinzuiski]

rofl, please stop quting that pic, its got it like 6 times in 1 page lol :angry: :lol:

[clocker]

I don&#39;t understand why you all are ragging on this guy.
I am impressed.

At his age I couldn&#39;t even tell which sheep were girls...

[morpheus 1.0]

Originally posted by clocker@2 December 2003 - 04:51
I don&#39;t understand why you all are ragging on this guy.
I am impressed.

At his age I couldn&#39;t even tell which sheep were girls...
becuz he&#39;s making it up&#33; :lol:

[shinzuiski]

he hasnt replied in ages huh ? i wonder where he went :unsure:

[morpheus 1.0]

past his bed time? :lol:

[morpheus 1.0]

no he probabally threw a hissy fit and ran to his room crying&#33; :lol:

[shinzuiski]

lol... lets not embaress him to much.....he wont feel safe posting here ever again.

IMFAMOUS, come back dude. FORGIVE US :P

wait, FORGIVE THEM, i havent said anything bad mah nigga&#33; :lol:

[Strutzy3]

yeah well, if he isn&#39;t tellin the truth then keep to urself and laugh but shut up about it.

just think that if he&#39;s tellin it straight while u have already told him basically that he&#39;s too young ...
he&#39;s gonna get pissed and want to have sex some more just so he can think that he&#39;ll prove u wrong.

if u actually wanna support him to get girls then tell him

who&#39;s the mature one? - u pokin fun - or him either having the guts to be possibly playing a joke or to actually ask u what u think.

personally i think these forums are a good way to get crap off ur chest.

[infamousalbo101]

sorry im here now sorry i was busy fucking some girl its says thats my birthday because wen i first regiterd i thought u had to be older then 13 to be a member then i found out you dont

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 02:16
sorry im here now sorry i was busy fucking some girl its says thats my birthday because wen i first regiterd i thought u had to be older then 13 to be a member then i found out you dont
LMAO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[infamousalbo101]

LoL you guys a fucken haterZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ dont be mad cause you get no pussy also read the date on that pic 1/07/03

now its 12/02/2003 12 month difference i will post a new pic


butt :lol: :lol: :P i not gonna get mad and flame all of you like you did me calling me a poser and a loser you guys just mad

but i love this board such intresting responds

[kAb]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 18:20
LoL you guys a fucken haterZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ dont be mad cause you get no pussy also read the date on that pic 1/07/03

now its 12/02/2003 12 month difference i will post a new pic


butt&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :P&nbsp; i not gonna get mad and flame all of you like you did me calling me a poser and a loser you guys just mad

but i love this board such intresting responds
mad?

no i&#39;m quite serious.

I would definetly beat the shit out of you if you went to my school because:

You need to realize something.

YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER. NOR ARE YOU BLACK, GHETTO, OR EMINEM.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Hey hey, steady guys :unsure:

Inf......you could&#39;nt really expect any different response for a thread like this could you? :rolleyes:

@Kab........Ease up dude, chill B)

Jonno B)

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by kAb+2 December 2003 - 21:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb &#064; 2 December 2003 - 21:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 18:20
LoL you guys a fucken haterZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ dont be mad cause you get no pussy also read the date on that pic 1/07/03

now its 12/02/2003 12 month difference i will post a new pic


butt :lol: :lol: :P i not gonna get mad and flame all of you like you did me calling me a poser and a loser you guys just mad

but i love this board such intresting responds
mad?

no i&#39;m quite serious.

I would definetly beat the shit out of you if you went to my school because:

You need to realize something.

YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER. NOR ARE YOU BLACK, GHETTO, OR EMINEM. [/b][/quote]
i agree

let me point something out albo:

someones gona shoot ya albo and i kno why

cuz no fuckin 13 year old should be havin sex unless theyre a motherfucking homeless piece of shit with no excuse to be leading an assfucking pornstar&#39;s life

now that i think about it, youre probably not doing the fucking, but getting it: up the ass&#33;

look, youre probably being raped and love it so much that you want to brag about it


***sorry if i am going to the extremes***

look, ive seen my friends die from STDs at age 17 because they were like you. they fucked virgins with condoms

turned out that one of them virgins had syphillis or HIV or some other god damned disease

now if you want to brag about syphillis ill warn you right now ive seen what it does. it paralyzes you from arms down, and eventually rots your brain


god damn, ive had sex a plenty, but im 22, and i have my sex partners take a vagina/blood test for that crap so I DONT GET IT&#33;

plus, im ready to handle children&#33; YOURE NOT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

now fuck up, stop bragging about your bug-catching methods and JACK OFF&#33; its safer than fucking, and im sure your parents wont give shit&#33;

oh and one last thing, your parents must be porn stars or something becuz any parent would kno if their kid fucked

if ur parents do kno, god damn them to hell, and god damn you to hell as well

[infamousalbo101]

ok i didnt read that but thank FOr the info

@kab whooaaa be easy man chilll

@jonno Your my Favorite member you so funny i knew i was gonna get flamed for this topic i just wanna see how many members did

:lol: :lol: :P :P :lol:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 04:40
ok i didnt read that but thank FOr the info

@kab whooaaa be easy man chilll

@jonno Your my Favorite member you so funny i knew i was gonna get flamed for this topic i just wanna see how many members did

:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :lol:
You got called out for bold faced lies, seriously quite pathetic and embarassing. I am no hater and I never self promote my sex life on an annoymous forum. It is all part of being a man, not a child.

Grow up and shut up.

[xbballplaya223x]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 06:34
Last year on my birthday which in on January 27 (i turned 13) i lost my virginty with my ex-girl friend

i was very nervous but very horny but sure enough i lasted 10 mminutes with her in the bed

then a few weeks later i had sex with her friend and we broke up

as it went on i became a sexaholic and i still am i had sex with at least 11 girls during 2003

no that its 2003 and im almost 14 in januray 2 more months ive feel my addiction is stronger

but i wouldnt belive that many kids my age had sex as much as me so i asked around in school and most kids havent and i was amazed i didnt think me my cousin nick and my friend mersim were the only ones so i got happy and i fuck more then ever

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??
No, Inserting your penis up your dogs ass 11 times is not having sex :)

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 22:40
ok i didnt read that but thank FOr the info

@kab whooaaa be easy man chilll

@jonno Your my Favorite member you so funny i knew i was gonna get flamed for this topic i just wanna see how many members did

:lol: :lol: :P :P :lol:
oh man if you think i just flamed you then youve got no shit as to what flaming is

if you keep posing as a smartass wiseguy on maury then ill trace your ip and shoot you&#33;

just admit that for your age, sex is BAD

now, go fuck yourself or lick your balls but not someone elses you prepubescent bastard (u claim ur over 13 but i think ur some scrub whos still 10, using random pics on the net to bolster your rank in a forum where all people try to do is help eachother out&#33;)

i am requesting for this topic to be closed

[Alex H]

Yeah well, whatever age infamousalbo101 is (and for all the other poster/readers who are under 18) yes getting laid is cool.

(Getting nostalgic) I lost mine when I was 17. Went to a work party, met lots of cool people, spent a lot of time talking to a particular woman, etc. Then I got the question: "Do you want to come home with me?" And of course I had bought into the idea that I was the ONLY virgin in my group of friends, so I thought "SCORE&#33;" The sex was great, but I woke up the next morning and realised where I was. After some chit-chat, I got around to asking "Um, I don&#39;t want to sound rude, but I don&#39;t really know you. Ah, how old are you?"

"30. How old are you?"

"17".

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHohmygodohmygod", etc, "I thought you were like 25&#33;"

"I thought YOU were 25&#33;"

And when I went back to my friends at school, glowing, and with the knowlege that I was now part of the club and told them, of the eight mates in our little group, there was ONE knowing grin and SEVEN embarresed smiles. I couldn&#39;t fucking believe it&#33; the bastards had lied&#33;

In retrospect, yes it was cool, but the situation really freaked out my partner and it probably would have been a good idea to just wait until a nice girl about my own age came along.

So, my advise to you teenagers (and I&#39;m not that much older&#33;) is just slow it down a bit. EVERYONE is (and was) EXTREMELY horny when they are that age. I know it can be hard to concentrate in school, but it will be a lot worse if you&#39;ve bonked half the girls in your class and they are pissed off at you for sleeping around (and GIRLS DO TALK&#33;)

So when you&#39;re horny:

*Download some porn.

* Don&#39;t get sucked into believing it&#39;s real&#33; Real sex is not like porn&#33; Most chicks will think anal sex is disgusting. Facial cumshots do not exsist. Deepthroat blowjobs require lots of practice so don&#39;t force her or she&#39;ll puke on your dick.

*Masturbate and learn about your body and how to make it work. If you think 10 minutes of sex is good, wait until you can fuck for an hour&#33; She&#39;ll think you&#39;re the best thing on the face of the plannet.

* Make sure she has as good a time as you do, i.e. she gets to have an orgasm too. You&#39;ll know you&#39;re getting close when you can fuck all night and she is a quivering heap on the bed and has to take the next day off to recover. (But, ah, don&#39;t do this to often&#33;)

* Use protection. Unless you fall in love, want to have babies and live happily ever after, use protection. Get some condoms and practice putting them on (get some different types, find out which ones fit the best and have a wank so you know how to take them off too) and remember it is ok to be embarresed when you&#39;re buying them - the person at the counter only took the job so they could get them after hours when nobody was looking. Everybody buys them, just like toothpaste and toilet paper.

* Search the internet and find out about STDs. One day you may get one, so you need to know what the symptoms are and what to do about it. If you don&#39;t, one day you&#39;ll get a funny itch, ignore it, and spend the next few months getting phone calls from angry partners telling you that you&#39;ve infected them (and their subsequant partners). Its not worth the embarresment, so learn about the symptoms and how they are transmitted, and maybe ask a doctor. Just tell them, you&#39;re young, horny, and want to be responsible. They&#39;ll be glad you asked and tell you anything you want to know.

* Note about the last two points: If you think you&#39;re too smart to use protection, first go down to your local social security office and watch all the 16 year old mothers pushing strollers and prams. Then go to the hospice ward at your local hospital and hang out with the HIV/AIDS patients. They are a bundle of laughs, and will tell you all sorts of funny jokes about only having 60 days to live.
You should have a long and happy life ahead of you, so don&#39;t mess it up with one unprotected fuck.

* Another important note: One day you will meet a chick who dosn&#39;t want you to wear a condom. She&#39;ll say: "But I really love you", or "It feels beter without one&#33;" DON&#39;T GIVE IN. Tell her if she wants to have sex without a condom, then you&#39;ll both go to a doctor. She can get a prescription for the Pill, and you&#39;ll both get bloodtests and physical examinations to confirm that neither of you have any sexually transmitted dieseses. BUT YOU WON&#39;T HAVE SEX WITHOUT ONE UNTIL THAT HAPPENS.

- She may walk away (plenty more fish in the sea),

- She may agree to the tests and prescriptions (this is the beginning of a long term relationship and you need to talk about it),

- She&#39;ll probably just let you wear the rubber.

Women can be just as irrisponsable as men&#33;

And remember: Sex is probably the most intimate thing you can do with another person - this means you are thinking for two people, not just one&#33;

Have fun :D

[infamousalbo101]

No i really did have sex IS that you guys just have Issues and like to flame me WTF is wrong with you people :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@atiVidia.........dude altho I can see your point I think some of those remarks are a little ott, think about people who have really been in some of those situations that may read that. Not having a go, just think it was a little too far is all

@Inf......I call you that cos I really can&#39;t be F***ed to type your name :rolleyes:
You&#39;re an odd sorta dude......why would you wanna see if you&#39;d get flamed, these hits have been directed at you, surly that must hurt a bit and if it does&#39;t then I&#39;m gonna wack ya wiv a stick..........as soon as I can be bothered to look for a stick <_< :lol:

@Everyone whos shouting and swearing..........Stop it&#33;....Leave the dude alone he posted some daft crap for (what he thought ) was a laugh, he&#39;s a kid for crhist&#39;s sake (no offence little dude) sometimes they do that, I used to spout crap and brag (still do :P ) and so did all of you at some point, he&#39;s had his bashing now just chill..........I&#39;m in a calming mood so if no one wants the Fly.......just..........Chill B)

Be cool........everybody be cool..............any of you f*cking pigs move and I&#39;ll execute every mother f.......oh sorry got carried away :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@2 December 2003 - 23:59
@atiVidia.........dude altho I can see your point I think some of those remarks are a little ott, think about people who have really been in some of those situations that may read that. Not having a go, just think it was a little too far is all

@Inf......I call you that cos I really can&#39;t be F***ed to type your name :rolleyes:
You&#39;re an odd sorta dude......why would you wanna see if you&#39;d get flamed, these hits have been directed at you, surly that must hurt a bit and if it does&#39;t then I&#39;m gonna wack ya wiv a stick..........as soon as I can be bothered to look for a stick <_< :lol:

@Everyone whos shouting and swearing..........Stop it&#33;....Leave the dude alone he posted some daft crap for (what he thought ) was a laugh, he&#39;s a kid for crhist&#39;s sake (no offence little dude) sometimes they do that, I used to spout crap and brag (still do :P ) and so did all of you at some point, he&#39;s had his bashing now just chill..........I&#39;m in a calming mood so if no one wants the Fly.......just..........Chill B)

Be cool........everybody be cool..............any of you f*cking pigs move and I&#39;ll execute every mother f.......oh sorry got carried away :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
Likei said my favorite member

[hobbes]

I&#39;m not even touching "my favorite member".

Why?

I don&#39;t have that emoticon which runs away really fast. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 04:02

Likei said my favorite member
In that case go to the shop and get me food.......I&#39;m just far to lazy to move right now........I have trained my cat to type for me so all I do is talk.....with a mind recorder cos I can&#39;t be assed to do that either :angry: ......NO you doppy cat....I said lol :lol: thats better <_<

Jonno B)

Edit@ Hobbes.....Which one??..........This one>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/eekout.gif

Or this one>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

:D

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+3 December 2003 - 00:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 3 December 2003 - 00:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 04:02

Likei said my favorite member
In that case go to the shop and get me food.......I&#39;m just far to lazy to move right now........I have trained my cat to type for me so all I do is talk.....with a mind recorder cos I can&#39;t be assed to do that either :angry: ......NO you doppy cat....I said lol :lol: thats better <_<

Jonno B)

Edit@ Hobbes.....Which one??..........This one>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/eekout.gif

Or this one>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

:D [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: WTF did u just say :lol: :lol:



Edit: oh wait sorry i forgot you cat was typing LoL

[hobbes]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 December 2003 - 05:05
This one,
I believe
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/eekout.gif





:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I said.......me likes chicken me likes liver meowmix meowmix please deliver :D

Stupid cat <_<

Actually, cats are lazy little shits, mine just eats sleeps and poo&#39;s <_< Never does tricks or anything, I say to it...Do a trick...jump.......and it just looks at me <_<

I threw a stick for it yesterday and it stood there as if to say "Dude&#33;.....you threw the stick&#33; go get it yourself.......if want it so bad why did you trow it away in the first place" <_<

Bloody cats <_<

Jonno B)

[hobbes]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 December 2003 - 05:13
I said.......me likes chicken me likes liver meowmix meowmix please deliver :D

Stupid cat <_<

Actually, cats are lazy little shits, mine just eats sleeps and poo&#39;s <_<&nbsp; Never does tricks or anything, I say to it...Do a trick...jump.......and it just looks at me <_<

I threw a stick for it yesterday and it stood there as if to say "Dude&#33;.....you threw the stick&#33; go get it yourself.......if want it so bad why did you trow it away in the first place" <_<

Bloody cats <_<

Jonno B)
OK then, I see you are still not drinking&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

No :(

But hey.......I&#39;m dancing.....Ach cha chahttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonDancer.gif

WOOHOO........look at me go.........go Jonny Go Jonny :D

Jonno B)

[infamousalbo101]

:lol: :lol: :lol: do the Cha CHaa


How about no scott hw bought u dont how no how howhohwoohwowhohwosalkhfalfsdklhfsheiofsdfklss zip it ssshh ahh shhh shshshh shshhshhhhhh i got a bag of shhhh with your name on it

I live chicken i like liver meow mix meow mix please diliver

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ooohhhh, you wanna talk jibberish huh :D

Let me get Jonny for a minute then.........Inf.......meet Jonny :)

Bong bing bang..me&#39;s here beep, walla walla bing bong, hello Ifnibalbo :blink:
did you know that when a turkey is old enough they let them watch tv.........jungga......and if they reall good...........uuuuwaff......they let them play with purple yellow monkeys til the sun comes up from uranus.......in a tent........ beep.......and don&#39;t forget about the penguins......they have magic powers........

Cluck cluck jibber jibber my old mans a mushroom etc etc :D

Ding dong the witch is dead the wicked witch the wicked witch, ding dong the elephant farted :(

Jonny :D

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by atiVidia+3 December 2003 - 04:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (atiVidia @ 3 December 2003 - 04:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 22:40
ok i didnt read that but thank FOr the info

@kab whooaaa be easy man chilll

@jonno Your my Favorite member you so funny i knew i was gonna get flamed for this topic i just wanna see how many members did

:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :lol:
oh man if you think i just flamed you then youve got no shit as to what flaming is

if you keep posing as a smartass wiseguy on maury then ill trace your ip and shoot you&#33;

just admit that for your age, sex is BAD

now, go fuck yourself or lick your balls but not someone elses you prepubescent bastard (u claim ur over 13 but i think ur some scrub whos still 10, using random pics on the net to bolster your rank in a forum where all people try to do is help eachother out&#33;)

i am requesting for this topic to be closed [/b][/quote]
Maybe you should stop acting like a child

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Maam mahttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/baby.gif

Beep :)

Jonno B)

[infamousalbo101]

ohh yea


Wiggley wiggley Boo your cat smells like my shoe Hoopty Poopty Foopty Jonny&#39;s car is a Hoopty.................bang bang booo You mom knows Kung Fu.......Shhniffy Pippie hempty shempty lemty Ho No Scootyyy How Boouuu u DOnt Do CraZY guy you like Cooucamongaaa

B)

[Evil Gemini]

Jonno ?? are... you ok :unsure:

:lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 04:43
ohh yea


Wiggley wiggley Boo your cat smells like my shoe Hoopty Poopty Foopty Jonny&#39;s car is a Hoopty.................bang bang booo You mom knows Kung Fu.......Shhniffy Pippie hempty shempty lemty Ho No Scootyyy How Boouuu u DOnt Do CraZY guy you like Cooucamongaaa

B)
:blink: You ok? :blink:

No one has answered my question :angry:

Oh wait........I ain&#39;t asked it yet :rolleyes:

Hang on.........if the moon is made of cheese........then where&#39;s the onion? :blink:

And why is it that blue people are always trying to say..........jeinshageyehrkfkc? <_<

Stick to the roads, keep off the moores..........bewear the moon.........it&#39;s got cheese :unsure:

@neattairoski.........Nope......I&#39;m sober.........and tired.........and lazy.........and I smell.........and I keep sitting on me nads :blink:


Jonny :D

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+3 December 2003 - 00:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 3 December 2003 - 00:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 04:43
ohh yea


Wiggley wiggley Boo your cat smells like my shoe Hoopty Poopty Foopty Jonny&#39;s car is a Hoopty.................bang bang booo You mom knows Kung Fu.......Shhniffy Pippie hempty shempty lemty Ho No Scootyyy How Boouuu u DOnt Do CraZY guy you like Cooucamongaaa

B)
:blink: You ok? :blink:

No one has answered my question :angry:

Oh wait........I ain&#39;t asked it yet :rolleyes:

Hang on.........if the moon is made of cheese........then where&#39;s the onion? :blink:

And why is it that blue people are always trying to say..........jeinshageyehrkfkc? <_<

Stick to the roads, keep off the moores..........bewear the moon.........it&#39;s got cheese :unsure:

@neattairoski.........Nope......I&#39;m sober.........and tired.........and lazy.........and I smell.........and I keep sitting on me nads :blink:


Jonny :D [/b][/quote]
:huh: Yea but if Blue people are always trying to say "jeinshageyehrkfkc"

Why are pink people always trying to say "Ashhshfndjdnfdjhsoesdnamsfn" :huh:

Wha where is they onion all that cheese and no onioin and no bagels where are all the Bagels no bagel in the remote batteries secret code for the cia to hack my cable boxy y is that i think people put mics in my Sofa&#39;ss :huh:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I knew a guy called Mike..........Mike Hunt :devil:

OK thats it.......Jonny&#39;s going back in his box <_<

Right dude.........and anyone else that reads this :)

It&#39;s 4am.........again :rolleyes: So I&#39;m crashing :)

Just remember one thing.........http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonSpacecraft.gif

They comminghttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonCouchHide.gif

Stay cool B)

Jonno B)

[infamousalbo101]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonSpacecraft.gif

I knew it and there the proof

B) be cool JONNO see ya

[NikkiD]

After reading your posts Jonno, I think they&#39;re already here... :rolleyes:

Although I remember a night when Juggs came out to play too... even Jonny thought her pretty weird...

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by NikkiD@3 December 2003 - 01:05
After reading your posts Jonno, I think they&#39;re already here... :rolleyes:

Although I remember a night when Juggs came out to play too... even Jonny thought her pretty weird...
:angry:

[TheDave]

heres an observation i live near one school but goto another. the school near me; practically everyone i know lost it at about 13 and are stupid. at my school theyre were a few slags who were annoying and stupid. most people waited and are smart.

note: the words stupid and smart werent used as an oppinion but are true as im sure a lot of you can relate.

i dont know what contributes to what but its definately true

[Twist3r]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 06:03
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonSpacecraft.gif

I knew it and there the proof

B) be cool JONNO see ya
go to hell



















:D :D :D LOL just kidding of coars :D :D :D

[ScotchGuy]

Infamous: Post a new picture please, that one makes me cringe.

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by ScotchGuy@4 December 2003 - 02:44
Infamous: Post a new picture please, that one makes me cringe.
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/ladies/IzZyYuP.jpg

better?

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101+5 December 2003 - 01:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 5 December 2003 - 01:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ScotchGuy@4 December 2003 - 02:44
Infamous: Post a new picture please, that one makes me cringe.
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/ladies/IzZyYuP.jpg

better? [/b][/quote]
Cropping dude its a wonderfull thing :rolleyes:

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by neattairoski+4 December 2003 - 20:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (neattairoski @ 4 December 2003 - 20:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@5 December 2003 - 01:11
<!--QuoteBegin-ScotchGuy@4 December 2003 - 02:44
Infamous: Post a new picture please, that one makes me cringe.
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/ladies/IzZyYuP.jpg

better?
Cropping dude its a wonderfull thing :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
if i only new how to :lol: :P



:angry:

[Spider_dude]

ms paint. the box which has the dotted lines

[Spider_dude]

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/hommothug.JPG

here i did this for you

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 December 2003 - 02:14
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/hommothug.JPG

here i did this for you
He he he ..

*Rocktron is wasted and listening to - Dream Theater - "Once In A LIVEtime - Disc 2"

But...

lol what was this topic all about again??? :unsure:

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@4 December 2003 - 21:14
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/hommothug.JPG

here i did this for you
:lol: :P :P :lol: :P :lol: :lol:








<_<

[ibelledthecat]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 06:39
i do i no wha u mean it says on the tv kids my age are having sex all the time but wen i ask kids in school they ALl say no i dont get it

is it just my my cousins and friends
must be something in your genes.dont worry.send a couple of girls to india so that even i can enjoy. :P :P

[scribblec]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 December 2003 - 01:14
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/hommothug.JPG

here i did this for you
hahahaha 13 year old wanna be really older thinks hes a gangsta pimp

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by scribblec+5 December 2003 - 13:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scribblec @ 5 December 2003 - 13:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@5 December 2003 - 01:14
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/hommothug.JPG

here i did this for you
hahahaha 13 year old wanna be really older thinks hes a gangsta pimp [/b][/quote]
wtf are you talking about i am 13 Dick

[Yogi]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101+5 December 2003 - 23:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 5 December 2003 - 23:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by scribblec@5 December 2003 - 13:33
<!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@5 December 2003 - 01:14
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/hommothug.JPG

here i did this for you
hahahaha 13 year old wanna be really older thinks hes a gangsta pimp
wtf are you talking about i am 13 Dick [/b][/quote]
You have 13 dicks?????? :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

No wonder you allready had 11 girls........ :o

You did them all at once..... :lol:
:blink:
Yogi

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@5 December 2003 - 17:55

You have 13 dicks?????? :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

No wonder you allready had 11 girls........ :o

You did them all at once..... :lol:
:blink:
Yogi
:lol: :lol: :P

[bigboab]

I might have known SG. As soon as sex and dicks are mentioned you are in the thread like a shot. Have you no sense of decorum man&#33; :lol:

[Smith]

u older ppl would b suprised what its like 2 b a kid. at least 2 of my frends have did it. and were only 14. the girls are mostly whores and the guys r pushy and dunn care.

last weekk i was in spencers and i saw some 11 year old kids looking at playboy thongs.