What Is The First Thing You Do When.... [Archive]

The Real Santa

12-01-2003, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@1 December 2003 - 17:24
well, i usually stand up, stretch, scratch me balls and go for a piss ;)
thats basically what i do

Aaron_T

12-01-2003, 05:29 PM

bit of a waste because i think everyone does the same thing myself included but the Girls may do things a little differently............

The Real Santa

12-01-2003, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by Azzz@1 December 2003 - 17:29
bit of a waste because i think everyone does the same thing myself included but the Girls may do things a little differently............
lol

Proper Bo

12-01-2003, 05:31 PM

well, maybe not scratch their balls......they could hoover the bedroom or something though :D

The Real Santa

12-01-2003, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@1 December 2003 - 17:31
well, maybe not scratch their balls......they could hoover the bedroom or something though :D
im ignoreing u ur drunk ;)

Aaron_T

12-01-2003, 05:33 PM

or make our breakfast :lol:

Cheese

12-01-2003, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by Azzz@1 December 2003 - 18:29
bit of a waste because i think everyone does the same thing myself included but the Girls may do things a little differently............
My girlfriend gets up, stretches, scratchs my balls then takes a piss... :P

Aaron_T

12-01-2003, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by Withcheese+1 December 2003 - 17:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 1 December 2003 - 17:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@1 December 2003 - 18:29
bit of a waste because i think everyone does the same thing myself included but the Girls may do things a little differently............
My girlfriend gets up, stretches, scratchs my balls then takes a piss... :P [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

TheYogi

12-01-2003, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by Azzz@1 December 2003 - 17:21
i just wanna know what is the 1st thing you do when you get up aslo on christmas morning
I always take a pee first

Yogi

12-01-2003, 05:35 PM

Errmmm...

I don't get up.

Should i??

Yogs

Aaron_T

12-01-2003, 05:37 PM

if you dont get up how would you do sensual gardening :P

JONNO_CELEBS

12-01-2003, 05:38 PM

Think..........Oh no, it's bloody xmas and I got to do the rounds :rolleyes:

Then fart....... scatch me nads..............gets arou...........I'll stop there :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Aaron_T

12-01-2003, 05:40 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: the term nads ive never heard that in a long time

Yogi

12-01-2003, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by Azzz@1 December 2003 - 19:37
if you dont get up how would you do sensual gardening :P
Sorry, edit:

I dont get up in the morning........

Should i??

Sorry for that... :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

LazyJogs

JONNO_CELEBS

12-01-2003, 05:46 PM

What Gonads? :lol:

Cool huh, I like to use words from when I was a kid..........like

Goolies :lol:

You're gonna get done :lol:

Wicked :rolleyes: :lol:

Trump <_<

And a few others I'm not allowed to post :lol:

Jonno B)

MediaSlayer

12-01-2003, 06:24 PM

i go to the computer and check in with my mentor ;)

Honey

12-01-2003, 06:28 PM

hmmm... first thing i do is bitch slap the alarm that's woken me up before im ready! :lol:

next... let the dog out... then beeline to the kettle...

and maybe next i'll actually open my eyes!.. :rolleyes:

MediaSlayer

12-01-2003, 06:36 PM

I'M NOT A DOG!!@#

MediaSlayer

12-01-2003, 06:37 PM

oh, wait, you weren't talkin' to me.
nevermind :teehee:

bigboab

12-01-2003, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by SensualGardening@1 December 2003 - 17:35
Errmmm...

I don't get up.

I think that that is a very personal thing between you and Shannon, Yogi. :lol:
Have you asked the doctor about Viagra. :rolleyes:

Honey

12-01-2003, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@2 December 2003 - 02:36
I'M NOT A DOG!!@#

oh, wait, you weren't talkin' to me.
nevermind
;) @ MS...

i didnt think you needed putting outside...

i heard you were house-trained?.. :lol: :lol:

j/k

hi there... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif

MediaSlayer

12-01-2003, 07:29 PM

house-trained?? i pee on your floor all the time, you never complained b4 :wacko:

good mornin' baby :P

Yogi

12-01-2003, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by bigboab+1 December 2003 - 20:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 1 December 2003 - 20:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@1 December 2003 - 17:35
Errmmm...

I don't get up.

I think that that is a very personal thing between you and Shannon, Yogi. :lol:
Have you asked the doctor about Viagra. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Haha....

It 's me not getting up.

He hardly gets downnnnnn.......

Maybe ReverseViagra???

I know, it's one of the downsides of a having a (much)younger( :P ) wife......

Yogs-FeelingTwentyInTheTrousers

bigboab

12-01-2003, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by SensualGardening@1 December 2003 - 19:51
Yogs-FeelingTwentyInTheTrousers
The twenty first might punch you on the nose. :lol:

Yogi

12-01-2003, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by bigboab+1 December 2003 - 21:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 1 December 2003 - 21:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@1 December 2003 - 19:51
Yogs-FeelingTwentyInTheTrousers
The twenty first might punch you on the nose. :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogs-ForeverTwentyInTheTrousers

Spindulik

12-01-2003, 08:55 PM

Back to the original thread, you hijackers......

Besides farting, I have to stretch, then 'crack' every joint possible, in my body. Then I do the rest of the stuff "men do" (as mentioned sevral times before here).

Mr. Mulder

12-01-2003, 09:05 PM

ask for directions home :D

...get dressed, check emails, eat breakfast.

mikey muff

12-01-2003, 09:10 PM

if my girlfriend is there i demand breakfast amoungst other pleasurable things if she's not there i like to get better aquanted with my right hand :lol:

NikkiD

12-01-2003, 09:29 PM

I generally wake up... yawn... stretch... get dressed hurriedly to run for the bathroom... then wait in line for the other 8 people in the house to finish with it while doing the pee-pee dance...

After that it's outside for my morning smoke and my coffee from Tim Horton's. :D

racer II

12-01-2003, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by NikkiD@1 December 2003 - 22:29
I generally wake up... yawn... stretch... get dressed hurriedly to run for the bathroom... then wait in line for the other 8 people in the house to finish with it while doing the pee-pee dance...

After that it's outside for my morning smoke and my coffee from Tim Horton's. :D
lol @ the pee pee dance.

summerlinda

12-01-2003, 10:46 PM

Wake up real late, put on some music and check my downloads, sit down, smoke a cigarette, another one and another one, walk to the bathroom, take a shower, get dressed, walk back to the PC, talk to some people, smoke another cigarette and then leave for work, drop my dog at my parents on the way there... Thats about it.

Next day idem but in reverse, wake up very early, bla bla...

:D

SniperInTheShadows

12-01-2003, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by Ozbabe@1 December 2003 - 18:28
hmmm... first thing i do is bitch slap the alarm that's woken me up before im ready! :lol:

next... let the dog out... then beeline to the kettle...

and maybe next i'll actually open my eyes!.. :rolleyes:
I was wondering who would be clever and smart enough to say a certain something, and i'm not surprised it's you Babe ;) :) Hi Babe :) :*

Yea, first thing I do is open my eyes (not much good with them closed, though not much good with them open either lol), then I fall back to sleep for ages before repeating previous step, get dressed, do a pee if I need one, then make a strong cup of coffee and a rolly and spend the next 5 hours trying to get my mind to wake up aswell lol

Sniper. (Will tomorrow most likely be adding 'take some paracetamol for a huge hangover' to the list if I drink enough tonight lol)

Guillaume

12-02-2003, 12:19 AM

Okay, first thing I do in the morning...
Think of how much I don't want to go to work today... Then sleep a little more, realize I'm late, scream "ohshitohshitohshiti'mlate", not have a breakfast, and run like hell to work...